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9/19/2013 8:59:15 PM(Jase) Help!!i can't see the box I'm typing in!
9/19/2013 9:00:27 PM(Tammy) What?   Boy you cray!
9/19/2013 9:00:28 PM(Jase) Ok it's working. Have a good dinner!
9/19/2013 9:00:38 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Yay!!!
9/19/2013 10:48:06 PM(Tammy) So...when you get around to it I want to hear how you are going to change the world at work.
9/19/2013 10:48:53 PM(Tammy) And the house in the woods?  You still live there?  Minus chickens? ����������
9/19/2013 10:49:54 PM(Jase) Definitely. Headed to beddie bye now tho. Bad thunderstorm last night. Up all night ⚡️☔️☁️
9/19/2013 10:50:10 PM(Jase) I'll look you up tomorrow
9/19/2013 10:50:13 PM(Tammy) Lame.   Ttyl!
9/19/2013 10:50:27 PM(Tammy) (Just kidding). Me too!
9/19/2013 10:50:42 PM(Tammy) ������
9/19/2013 10:50:50 PM(Jase) Sleep is for squids
9/19/2013 10:53:39 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/19/2013 10:54:23 PM(Jase) Hah that's nice. I thought it was a squid from the thumbnail
9/19/2013 10:55:43 PM(Tammy) ��
9/19/2013 10:56:39 PM(Jase) Buenas noches my friend. Nice to hear from you again
9/19/2013 10:57:25 PM(Tammy) Boredom can be a good thing!  Lol.  Go to bed.
9/20/2013 8:57:23 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 8:57:46 AM(Tammy) Your squid is freaking out my friends.  Lmao!
9/20/2013 8:59:36 AM(Jase) I prefer to think of it as my friend, Calamari
9/20/2013 9:00:30 AM(Jase) ��❤️��
9/20/2013 9:12:15 AM(Tammy)  inkjet or...billy the squid.
9/20/2013 10:26:36 AM(Jase) Inkjet!  You are still idea girl!
9/20/2013 10:29:40 AM(Tammy) I am. ��
9/20/2013 3:13:32 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 4:05:43 PM(Tammy) Heehee
9/20/2013 4:35:39 PM(Tammy) You've officially started a squid thing.  Do you KNOW how many people have sent me squids today??  WTF!
9/20/2013 4:36:31 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 4:36:36 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/20/2013 4:38:04 PM(Jase) I'm going to the copyright office to register my squid mark.
9/20/2013 4:38:11 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 4:38:58 PM(Tammy) I have a tattoo that was going to be a shark.  Ended up with a dolphin which I hate.
9/20/2013 4:39:09 PM(Tammy) Random Swales fact
9/20/2013 4:40:01 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 4:40:16 PM(Tammy) Also.  This.  Freaks. Me. Out.
9/20/2013 4:50:45 PM(Jase) It's a squid hug! You know, squids need love too
9/20/2013 4:52:40 PM(Tammy) I've heard that.
9/20/2013 4:52:48 PM(Tammy) ❤��❤��❤��❤��
9/20/2013 4:55:22 PM(Jase) You could update your tattoo and have a squid attacking the dolphin. That would be HOT
9/20/2013 4:56:21 PM(Tammy) Um.  No. Because the squid would then be across my ASS which would be the OPPOSITE of hot
9/20/2013 4:56:34 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 4:56:38 PM(Tammy) This is real time
9/20/2013 4:56:51 PM(Tammy) That is my studio on the right.
9/20/2013 4:56:59 PM(Tammy) Can't.  Get.  In.
9/20/2013 4:57:05 PM(Jase) Locked out?
9/20/2013 4:57:56 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 4:58:14 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 4:58:55 PM(Jase) Haha!  I kinda wondered if they were like stealing it
9/20/2013 5:18:48 PM(Jase) All is Swales. Swales is all.
9/20/2013 5:23:09 PM(Tammy) You either love me or hate me no in between
9/20/2013 5:24:41 PM(Jase) I'm squarely in the pro-Swales camp. Bit of a nationalist even. Xenophobe perhaps
9/20/2013 5:31:25 PM(Tammy) Lmao
9/20/2013 5:32:17 PM(Tammy) Dufair!  I've missed the wit!
9/20/2013 5:35:07 PM(Jase) As have I my friend. Life is so short. Ya gotta smile and laugh your whole way thru it
9/20/2013 5:35:33 PM(Tammy) Stop hall marking me!!!
9/20/2013 5:35:56 PM(Jase) Not to mention I've missed someone who gets my humor. Most of the world is a tough room
9/20/2013 5:36:13 PM(Tammy) ��
9/20/2013 5:36:43 PM(Tammy) Jason "cunning linguist" Dufair
9/20/2013 5:37:35 PM(Tammy) ������������������ hallmark
9/20/2013 5:37:59 PM(Jase) Well, I'd like to think I have the humor thing pretty well licked
9/20/2013 5:38:41 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
9/20/2013 5:38:48 PM(Tammy) Indeed
9/20/2013 5:39:34 PM(Jase) All those holidays!  Do you have your decorations up for Squidtober?
9/20/2013 5:39:58 PM(Tammy) Not yet. But stores started last April
9/20/2013 5:40:36 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 5:40:46 PM(Tammy) I love this app
9/20/2013 5:41:53 PM(Jase) Me too. I would never have known what the hood of your car looks like
9/20/2013 5:42:14 PM(Tammy) Right?  It's important
9/20/2013 5:42:16 PM(Jase) I'm sitting here teaching myself photoshop
9/20/2013 5:42:20 PM(Tammy) Real time
9/20/2013 5:42:30 PM(Tammy) Oh shit. I can help you!
9/20/2013 5:42:57 PM(Jase) Which I've been using since literally version 2. But stopped learning at about version 6 - not CS6
9/20/2013 5:43:27 PM(Tammy) There's a little bit of a difference there
9/20/2013 5:43:46 PM(Jase) Layer styles gradient overlay FTW. This shit is way better than it was in 1995!
9/20/2013 5:44:10 PM(Tammy) It would hope so
9/20/2013 5:44:16 PM(Tammy) I
9/20/2013 5:44:58 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 5:45:12 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 6:16:08 PM(Jase) And adjustment layers too!  Who knew?
9/20/2013 6:19:51 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 6:20:01 PM(Tammy) Photoshoot
9/20/2013 7:23:08 PM(Jase) Nice view
9/20/2013 7:43:28 PM(Tammy) Thanks!  It was gorgeous
9/20/2013 7:52:18 PM(Tammy) Shit.  My images won't send.  Wah!
9/20/2013 8:02:46 PM(Jase) Oh the joys of technology! I should become a photographer.
9/20/2013 8:03:31 PM(Tammy) You should!  Ill hire you!
9/20/2013 8:04:24 PM(Jase) I actually lived with a photographer in college. We had a full darkroom medium format. The whole thing. I loved it. Save a place for me when the kids are grown in 10 years.
9/20/2013 8:04:43 PM(Tammy) You got it.
9/20/2013 8:05:19 PM(Jase) So I'm not a people person. A real permit. Can't stand to be out of the house.������
9/20/2013 8:05:34 PM(Tammy) Yeah yeah
9/20/2013 8:05:40 PM(Jase) Unless I'm doing underwater shoots with squids.
9/20/2013 8:05:54 PM(Tammy) I can see how you'd require a permit
9/20/2013 8:05:56 PM(Jase) Have you ever tried to get us going to smile?
9/20/2013 8:06:11 PM(Jase) God dang Siri. A squid to smile
9/20/2013 8:06:18 PM(Tammy) Say that in English
9/20/2013 8:06:41 PM(Jase) How's the shoot?
9/20/2013 8:07:03 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 8:07:12 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 8:07:22 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/20/2013 8:07:29 PM(Tammy) It was aight
9/20/2013 8:08:00 PM(Jase) Oh I especially like the first two. Nice light. Nice folks?
9/20/2013 8:08:42 PM(Tammy) Actually after sunset.
9/20/2013 8:08:50 PM(Tammy) Yes super sweet
9/20/2013 8:09:25 PM(Jase) Cool. Headed in to dinner. More on my higher ed revolution soon
9/20/2013 8:09:22 PM(Tammy) The benefit of my job is being surrounded by happiness all the time
9/20/2013 8:09:29 PM(Tammy) Kk
9/20/2013 8:09:32 PM(Jase) Yeah!!
9/20/2013 11:56:18 PM(Jase) Ok so that's cool. That you can see when someone was on here last. Which means if it was 3 mins ago then I'm not disturbing you from a deep sleep
9/20/2013 11:56:31 PM(Jase) Which would have been for squids anyway
9/21/2013 6:02:27 AM(Tammy) I think I literally closed my eyes about I minute before you texted!
9/21/2013 8:39:55 AM(Jase) http://95rockfm.com/best-voicemail-giving-play-by-play-of-car-accident/
9/21/2013 8:40:50 AM(Tammy) I heard that yesterday.  Hilarious!
9/21/2013 8:41:07 AM(Jase) Ha! Loved it!
9/21/2013 8:41:38 AM(Tammy) I kept trying to decide if it was real or not
9/21/2013 8:42:09 AM(Jase) Me too. If not it was a hell of a good actor.
9/21/2013 8:42:37 AM(Jase) How come you were up at 6 on a Sat?!?
9/21/2013 8:42:38 AM(Tammy) Yup yup fo'sho
9/21/2013 8:43:00 AM(Tammy) Dog.  And days of the week mean nothing to me
9/21/2013 8:43:16 AM(Tammy) I am working 7
9/21/2013 8:43:22 AM(Jase) Ah Zoe!
9/21/2013 8:43:26 AM(Tammy) And it's olllllldddddddd
9/21/2013 8:43:39 AM(Jase) Oh I bet.
9/21/2013 8:43:51 AM(Jase) Any relief in sight?
9/21/2013 8:44:49 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 8:45:04 AM(Tammy) I'm obsessed with my stupid dog.
9/21/2013 8:45:21 AM(Jase) Ha! Your dog is upside down!
9/21/2013 8:45:42 AM(Tammy) Um.  Yes and no.  Weddings end nov 1 and I have a break until feb
9/21/2013 8:46:04 AM(Jase) We are dog sitting two daschunds right now. They are a blast
9/21/2013 8:46:18 AM(Jase) Ah so it's very seasonal
9/21/2013 8:46:24 AM(Tammy) But we go into heavy move into the new studio starting next month.  We move in march
9/21/2013 8:46:37 AM(Jase) Oh wow
9/21/2013 8:46:41 AM(Tammy) But have to reto fit the old one
9/21/2013 8:46:59 AM(Jase) You are driven my friend
9/21/2013 8:47:06 AM(Tammy) Plus the magazine and all the other stuff I'm working on
9/21/2013 8:47:11 AM(Jase) You always have been
9/21/2013 8:47:15 AM(Jase) Magazine?
9/21/2013 8:47:28 AM(Tammy) Yeah but I'm taking steps to fix that
9/21/2013 8:47:38 AM(Jase) Steps?
9/21/2013 8:47:45 AM(Tammy) Www.swaleshappymag.com
9/21/2013 8:48:17 AM(Tammy) Why do we always talk about me?  I call side stepping!  Lol
9/21/2013 8:49:02 AM(Jase) Tell me about your theory of side stepping ;-)
9/21/2013 8:49:17 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/21/2013 8:49:29 AM(Tammy) I ALMOST fell for that one
9/21/2013 8:52:30 AM(Jase) Speaking of steps. Check your email. It's a song sketch I wrote this summer
9/21/2013 8:52:52 AM(Jase) Magazine looks cool. Will enjoy checking it out
9/21/2013 8:53:02 AM(Jase) Headed to farmers market
9/21/2013 8:53:14 AM(Jase) Zoe's house is 195 steps from mine
9/21/2013 8:54:37 AM(Jase) We all went out last night for pizza then came back and played scrabble. Fun and somewhat bittersweet I guess. Or something
9/21/2013 8:56:17 AM(Tammy) You.  Are.  Fucked.
9/21/2013 8:56:53 AM(Jase) The song was that bad? ��
9/21/2013 8:57:10 AM(Tammy) I didn't get the song.
9/21/2013 8:57:19 AM(Tammy) It's not there yet
9/21/2013 8:57:41 AM(Jase) Gmail?
9/21/2013 8:57:49 AM(Tammy) I mean...you've COUNTED the steps to a girls house you no longer date.
9/21/2013 8:57:54 AM(Tammy) Bad.
9/21/2013 8:58:08 AM(Tammy) Tammyswales@gmail yes
9/21/2013 8:58:22 AM(Jase) Oh I counted them back before it got... Complicated
9/21/2013 8:58:35 AM(Tammy) Mmmmmmhmmmmm
9/21/2013 8:59:14 AM(Tammy) But.  Since you felt compelled to TELL your cyber friend the number-still significant
9/21/2013 8:59:39 AM(Jase) No it's the title of the song
9/21/2013 8:59:48 AM(Tammy) But it's easy to analyze from my back porch.  ;)
9/21/2013 8:59:51 AM(Jase) Looks like I may have sent it from my work address
9/21/2013 9:00:00 AM(Tammy) Hahaha.
9/21/2013 9:00:08 AM(Tammy) Ok.  I feel better.
9/21/2013 9:00:20 AM(Jase) Good. Let's talk about that
9/21/2013 9:00:21 AM(Tammy) I was worried for 10 seconds
9/21/2013 9:01:55 AM(Tammy)  the waist on the skirt does not fit well- the hips fit well but the waist is big on me and thus it does not come in on your body as normal.  I usually wear a belt with it but did not have it with me.  So on both of those pictures I need the waist to pinch in a little bit and smoothed out on 85 as it would be if I had  a belt on.  Can Tammy do that
9/21/2013 9:02:26 AM(Tammy) No songs.  Just endless make me look perfect requests.
9/21/2013 9:03:19 AM(Tammy)  Photoshop is (of course) required as I am going through an eating phase that doesn\'t seem to be waning anytime soon. ugh.
9/21/2013 9:03:29 AM(Tammy) Women make me sad.
9/21/2013 9:03:48 AM(Tammy) I try so hard to make them happy with who they are
9/21/2013 9:04:01 AM(Tammy) (Still no email)
9/21/2013 9:04:16 AM(Jase) Oh man that is depressing actually. Too much pressure on them
9/21/2013 9:04:29 AM(Tammy) Yup.
9/21/2013 9:04:34 AM(Jase) Just resent via gmail. But no whoosh sound so hmm
9/21/2013 9:04:46 AM(Tammy) And the cornerstone of my work
9/21/2013 9:04:54 AM(Tammy) I got it.  Hold.
9/21/2013 9:05:08 AM(Jase) Hold music ��������
9/21/2013 9:06:46 AM(Tammy) Lol
9/21/2013 9:07:09 AM(Tammy) Bob Dylan meets Taj Mahal meets the Doors.
9/21/2013 9:07:44 AM(Tammy) I am SHOCKED at how cool it is JD!  Rock on!!!
9/21/2013 9:08:11 AM(Tammy) Have you made a YouTube channel yet?
9/21/2013 9:08:40 AM(Jase) Glad you dig it. It fell out of my head one morning
9/21/2013 9:08:55 AM(Jase) I do have a YouTube channel. Seldom post to it
9/21/2013 9:10:41 AM(Jase) Technologically challenged here. Can't figure out how to point you to my YouTube channel from my phone
9/21/2013 9:11:55 AM(Tammy) Whoa.  Tech Stumper by Jason Dufair.
9/21/2013 9:12:18 AM(Jase) ��
9/21/2013 9:14:42 AM(Tammy) ����������
9/21/2013 9:14:54 AM(Jase) Hehe
9/21/2013 9:14:56 AM(Tammy) ��������
9/21/2013 9:15:20 AM(Tammy) Just text me the name.  Derrrrrr
9/21/2013 9:15:28 AM(Tammy) Laughing.
9/21/2013 9:15:35 AM(Jase) I would need someone who is an expert in media AND technology
9/21/2013 9:16:12 AM(Jase) Prob just my email address?  jase@dufair.org or jkdufair@gmail.com?
9/21/2013 9:16:50 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 9:16:58 AM(Tammy) Most disgusting sound ever
9/21/2013 9:17:38 AM(Jase) Haha. That is one cute cute dog
9/21/2013 9:17:56 AM(Jase) You used to have a much bigger dog at one point?
9/21/2013 9:19:58 AM(Tammy) Hi! Just wanted to tell you that AJ and I almost died when our pics came so early and then we absolutely fell in love with them. Thank you so much Tam. You captured the day in a way we never could have imagined - every awesome moment is going to be with us forever. They brought tears to my eyes. Thank you!!! We want to come visit you - when are you free over the next couple of weeks???
9/21/2013 9:20:11 AM(Tammy) This.  Is why I love my job.
9/21/2013 9:20:26 AM(Tammy) A text.
9/21/2013 9:20:31 AM(Tammy) I just got.
9/21/2013 9:21:12 AM(Tammy) And yes.  Lulu my heart dog
9/21/2013 9:21:37 AM(Tammy) She died two years ago and I'm just now able to talk about it
9/21/2013 9:22:10 AM(Jase) Oh I bet. Pets are family. Especially dogs
9/21/2013 9:22:17 AM(Tammy) My best friends surprised me with a puppy last year because I was still crying a year later
9/21/2013 9:22:29 AM(Jase) Nice text :-)
9/21/2013 9:22:33 AM(Tammy) And they were like "that's enough"
9/21/2013 9:22:35 AM(Jase) Nice friends!
9/21/2013 9:22:51 AM(Tammy) Now go take your puppy and figure it out
9/21/2013 9:23:05 AM(Tammy) Right at the beginning of wedding season
9/21/2013 9:23:10 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/21/2013 9:23:18 AM(Jase) Good timing or bad?
9/21/2013 9:23:20 AM(Tammy) That was a ROUGH year
9/21/2013 9:23:24 AM(Tammy) Both
9/21/2013 9:23:33 AM(Tammy) Love her but dammmmmm
9/21/2013 9:23:49 AM(Jase) Wow
9/21/2013 9:23:54 AM(Tammy) Giving someone a puppy by surprise is not a small thing
9/21/2013 9:24:19 AM(Jase) Yeah no kidding
9/21/2013 9:24:27 AM(Tammy) Plus I had just gotten excited to not be bound by a dog commitment
9/21/2013 9:24:36 AM(Tammy) But it's worked out.
9/21/2013 9:24:51 AM(Tammy) She is an AWESOME hilarious dog
9/21/2013 9:25:09 AM(Tammy) But I had to put my time in to get her there
9/21/2013 9:25:36 AM(Tammy) I'm very serious about my dogs being very well behaved
9/21/2013 9:25:54 AM(Tammy) Because she's with me most days at the studio
9/21/2013 9:26:08 AM(Jase) Yeah training dogs is a lot of work!
9/21/2013 9:26:17 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 9:26:32 AM(Tammy) But some days she has to snuggle at daycare
9/21/2013 9:27:04 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 9:27:14 AM(Jase) Too sweet!
9/21/2013 9:29:25 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 9:30:07 AM(Tammy) Ok.  I'm done being THAT girl.  Off to work out!  Next time we are talking about YOU.
9/21/2013 9:30:43 AM(Tammy) If you want to that is.  ��
9/21/2013 9:31:20 AM(Jase) Sure!  Off to the market myself. More soon...
9/21/2013 9:31:40 AM(Tammy) ������❤������
9/21/2013 9:31:55 AM(Tammy) ��
9/21/2013 5:16:49 PM(Jase) Is that a pufferfish? That's a game changer. I mean I didn't know this was a pufferfish kind of thing
9/21/2013 5:17:36 PM(Tammy) Well you know...I just thought I'd put it out there.
9/21/2013 5:17:51 PM(Jase) :-) have a shoot today?
9/21/2013 5:18:30 PM(Tammy) No. Six hours into editing.
9/21/2013 5:18:40 PM(Jase) Ah! How goes it?
9/21/2013 5:18:50 PM(Tammy) One wedding and 8 headshots down.
9/21/2013 5:19:01 PM(Tammy) About 20 headshots to go
9/21/2013 5:19:06 PM(Jase) Awesome. Have a standing desk or anything?
9/21/2013 5:19:24 PM(Tammy) No.  I was considering it tho
9/21/2013 5:20:17 PM(Jase) We have an electric one at work. Love it!  I stand at 10, sit at noon, stand around one, go home to finish work at 2:30. Good for my bones
9/21/2013 5:20:48 PM(Tammy) You are spoiled
9/21/2013 5:20:54 PM(Jase) Enjoyed the mag. Cool insights. I like my new profile pic but it totally violates the eye contact thing
9/21/2013 5:21:24 PM(Tammy) It does?
9/21/2013 5:21:32 PM(Jase) Sunglasses ������
9/21/2013 5:21:34 PM(Tammy) Now I have to go look
9/21/2013 5:21:44 PM(Jase) But I figure the smile makes up for it
9/21/2013 5:22:25 PM(Tammy) Looking.  Hold
9/21/2013 5:22:33 PM(Jase) ������
9/21/2013 5:23:11 PM(Jase) Not that it's technically a headshot. But I suppose Kanye and I can get away with shades in out headshots
9/21/2013 5:23:40 PM(Tammy) Oh you DO have sunglasses on.  I actually didn't notice.  Who is cropped out?  ;)
9/21/2013 5:23:55 PM(Jase) Ha no one!
9/21/2013 5:24:01 PM(Jase) Zoe shot it
9/21/2013 5:24:09 PM(Tammy) Or...who is taking the photo to put that smile on your face?
9/21/2013 5:24:23 PM(Tammy) ��
9/21/2013 5:24:30 PM(Tammy) I knew it.
9/21/2013 5:24:32 PM(Jase) Zoe. Back when I was inclined to count the steps between our doorsteps
9/21/2013 5:24:41 PM(Tammy) You can always tell.
9/21/2013 5:24:52 PM(Tammy) At least I can always tell
9/21/2013 5:25:28 PM(Tammy) 195 girl.  It's not good to date coworkers or neighbors.
9/21/2013 5:25:40 PM(Tammy) Cuz when it doesn't work...
9/21/2013 5:25:44 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 5:26:06 PM(Jase) Yeah we agreed to engineer a soft landing if it didn't work
9/21/2013 5:26:13 PM(Jase) Which we pretty much have
9/21/2013 5:26:18 PM(Tammy) Lighten that bitch up!!
9/21/2013 5:26:30 PM(Jase) Yeah it's right out of the camera
9/21/2013 5:26:44 PM(Jase) I just like the laugh she captured
9/21/2013 5:27:25 PM(Tammy) I like it too.  It's a sex-ish laugh.
9/21/2013 5:28:41 PM(Jase) Jeez you can see into all my secrets with those skills
9/21/2013 5:28:50 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 5:28:51 PM(Jase) Lighter
9/21/2013 5:29:56 PM(Tammy) Much much better.  I'd do one more curve and drop the contrast a bit.
9/21/2013 5:29:56 PM(Jase) Bout as much as I could do with it with snap seed
9/21/2013 5:30:09 PM(Jase) Yes!
9/21/2013 5:30:14 PM(Tammy) Oh.  Send it to me and I'll fix it.
9/21/2013 5:30:23 PM(Jase) I just did!
9/21/2013 5:30:51 PM(Jase) Though maybe this down samples it
9/21/2013 5:32:52 PM(Jase) In your email. Just what you needed. More headshots!
9/21/2013 5:33:01 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/21/2013 5:33:04 PM(Tammy) Hold
9/21/2013 5:33:19 PM(Jase) Gotta scoot. Service auction at church. More soon...
9/21/2013 5:33:24 PM(Tammy) Tiny file
9/21/2013 5:33:25 PM(Tammy) K
9/21/2013 5:34:01 PM(Jase) Well you know what they say about the size of a guys headshot file
9/21/2013 5:34:14 PM(Tammy) Classic!
9/21/2013 5:34:40 PM(Tammy) ��
9/21/2013 5:38:21 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 5:39:25 PM(Tammy) Sending edited file.  ��
9/21/2013 5:46:40 PM(Jase) Spiff. Squidtastic!
9/21/2013 5:52:13 PM(Tammy) I am the master of photoshop.  ;)
9/21/2013 10:12:52 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:15:23 PM(Jase) Love both of their expressions. Not to mention the movement
9/21/2013 10:15:59 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:16:01 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:16:08 PM(Jase) If I didn't know any better, I'd say that's a dad and a daughter who are both not ready for this thing to happen
9/21/2013 10:16:30 PM(Jase) Great tonal theme in all of them
9/21/2013 10:16:32 PM(Tammy) 20 years difference in age.
9/21/2013 10:16:42 PM(Jase) That's the bride and groom?
9/21/2013 10:16:47 PM(Tammy) Yup
9/21/2013 10:16:56 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:16:57 PM(Jase) Hmm. How did they seem?
9/21/2013 10:17:10 PM(Tammy) Worlds most superficial people
9/21/2013 10:17:22 PM(Tammy) They were so fucking exhausting
9/21/2013 10:17:31 PM(Jase) Omg
9/21/2013 10:17:36 PM(Tammy) They think money can buy anything
9/21/2013 10:17:48 PM(Jase) Hah. Can't buy me love
9/21/2013 10:17:52 PM(Tammy) They called me an hour after they were engaged
9/21/2013 10:18:02 PM(Tammy) To get me to shoot the wedding
9/21/2013 10:18:07 PM(Jase) I bet their hearts are more than 195 steps apart from one another
9/21/2013 10:18:11 PM(Tammy) I was already booked
9/21/2013 10:18:31 PM(Tammy) He was like give me their number ill buy them out
9/21/2013 10:18:46 PM(Jase) omFg
9/21/2013 10:19:02 PM(Tammy) I said if you want me THAT BAD change your fucking date
9/21/2013 10:19:08 PM(Tammy) That's a quote
9/21/2013 10:19:09 PM(Jase) You must see *everythin*•g
9/21/2013 10:19:22 PM(Jase) Srsly. How did they react?
9/21/2013 10:19:26 PM(Tammy) They didn't so this was a pretend session
9/21/2013 10:19:35 PM(Jase) Unreal
9/21/2013 10:19:37 PM(Tammy) I didn't care
9/21/2013 10:19:45 PM(Jase) Do you ever turn down gigs?
9/21/2013 10:19:54 PM(Tammy) I mean how unethical would that be?
9/21/2013 10:20:01 PM(Tammy) Yup.  All the time
9/21/2013 10:20:08 PM(Tammy) I fire clients
9/21/2013 10:20:13 PM(Jase) Hah
9/21/2013 10:20:22 PM(Jase) So how come you kept these ones?
9/21/2013 10:20:30 PM(Tammy) And the couple I did shoot were a perfect fit
9/21/2013 10:20:44 PM(Jase) Good!  Makes it worth it, yes?
9/21/2013 10:20:54 PM(Tammy) Because they bought the session through a donation I made.  At an auction
9/21/2013 10:21:01 PM(Jase) Ah!!!!
9/21/2013 10:21:28 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:21:30 PM(Jase) Wait! Speaking of auction! I forgot. My phone died right when I was going to send you...
9/21/2013 10:21:41 PM(Tammy) THIS is my couple.
9/21/2013 10:21:51 PM(Tammy) And I love them.
9/21/2013 10:22:00 PM(Jase) Good!!!
9/21/2013 10:22:05 PM(Jase) My shot didn't save
9/21/2013 10:22:28 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:22:30 PM(Tammy) What shot?
9/21/2013 10:22:35 PM(Jase) I won this tonight
9/21/2013 10:22:43 PM(Tammy) Whhhaaaaaattttttt
9/21/2013 10:22:48 PM(Jase) Oh just this dulcimer on my lap
9/21/2013 10:22:53 PM(Jase) Made by a friend if mine
9/21/2013 10:22:57 PM(Jase) So sweet
9/21/2013 10:23:00 PM(Jase) Hang on...
9/21/2013 10:23:05 PM(Tammy) Come on.  I love dulcimers!
9/21/2013 10:23:16 PM(Tammy) My mom was obsessed with them
9/21/2013 10:24:22 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:24:23 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:25:28 PM(Jase) Nice thing is it's diatonic. So you can't play a wrong note
9/21/2013 10:25:32 PM(Tammy) ��������������
9/21/2013 10:25:46 PM(Jase) Not counting what you just heard :-)
9/21/2013 10:25:53 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/21/2013 10:26:21 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:26:30 PM(Tammy) Last one.  Unedited
9/21/2013 10:27:07 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:27:18 PM(Tammy) His actual daughter
9/21/2013 10:28:16 PM(Jase) Hold. The. Phone.
9/21/2013 10:28:31 PM(Jase) How old is bride and how old is daughter?
9/21/2013 10:28:54 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:29:01 PM(Tammy) This.  Is a man.
9/21/2013 10:29:22 PM(Tammy) About 15 years difference.
9/21/2013 10:29:32 PM(Jase) Now that's cool
9/21/2013 10:29:37 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:29:42 PM(Tammy) So is this.
9/21/2013 10:29:57 PM(Jase) Love it. My best friend is TG
9/21/2013 10:30:16 PM(Jase) Love the colors.
9/21/2013 10:30:21 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:30:30 PM(Tammy) Same girl.  Boudoir
9/21/2013 10:30:49 PM(Tammy) I love Boudoir.
9/21/2013 10:30:51 PM(Jase) Tragic, frankly
9/21/2013 10:30:58 PM(Jase) Yeah?
9/21/2013 10:31:02 PM(Tammy) Awwww.  How come?
9/21/2013 10:31:23 PM(Jase) That's the bride that's 20 yrs younger?
9/21/2013 10:36:09 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:36:30 PM(Jase) My next song. "Pufferfish" a la Eddie Vedder
9/21/2013 10:37:51 PM(Tammy) I'm going to play that EVERYTIME I'm feeling blah.  ❤❤❤����❤❤
9/21/2013 10:38:03 PM(Tammy) Custom songs!!!
9/21/2013 10:38:30 PM(Jase) Good. Maybe I'll make a whole song. Or I could do a verse for every emoji
9/21/2013 10:39:01 PM(Jase) ���� Ready for the goat on a bicycle song?
9/21/2013 10:39:49 PM(Tammy) Hee hee FUN!   Wait.  Let me!!!
9/21/2013 10:40:23 PM(Tammy) ☔����
9/21/2013 10:40:31 PM(Tammy) Take THAT!
9/21/2013 10:40:50 PM(Jase) It's already been done
9/21/2013 10:41:04 PM(Jase) Grateful dead. Box of rain
9/21/2013 10:41:06 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Fuck.
9/21/2013 10:41:17 PM(Tammy) It's so hard to be original!
9/21/2013 10:41:30 PM(Tammy) See I was thinking more like
9/21/2013 10:42:16 PM(Jase) Which is ironic. Because my next message to you was going to be that my best friend from HS is playing with the surviving members of the grateful dead and I'm singing "Pufferfish"
9/21/2013 10:42:35 PM(Tammy) Sing it baby
9/21/2013 10:42:38 PM(Jase) Actually, I think I win. Srsly
9/21/2013 10:42:45 PM(Tammy) The universe.
9/21/2013 10:42:51 PM(Tammy) You win.
9/21/2013 10:43:05 PM(Tammy) ��
9/21/2013 10:43:30 PM(Jase) Ah. The smiling pile of poo song
9/21/2013 10:43:42 PM(Jase) Was that not Raffi?
9/21/2013 10:43:54 PM(Tammy) Everybody poops!
9/21/2013 10:44:04 PM(Tammy) Captain kangaroo
9/21/2013 10:44:06 PM(Jase) Yes!! Who was that?
9/21/2013 10:44:09 PM(Jase) Hah!
9/21/2013 10:44:45 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/21/2013 10:44:53 PM(Jase) Does your mom still play?
9/21/2013 10:45:03 PM(Jase) Oh yeah!  It's a book
9/21/2013 10:45:22 PM(Tammy) I don't really talk to my mom much anymore.  But I don't think so
9/21/2013 10:45:27 PM(Jase) I remember that pic of her with the socks. Iconic.
9/21/2013 10:45:31 PM(Jase) Uh oh
9/21/2013 10:46:02 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  It's better.  She's very toxic and I had to distance myself
9/21/2013 10:46:20 PM(Tammy) I made a hard and deliberate choice.
9/21/2013 10:46:39 PM(Tammy) Can we PLEASE talk about your crap?
9/21/2013 10:46:44 PM(Jase) Oh man. I didn't know. Thought you guys were fairly tight. Damn. I'm sorry. That's ...
9/21/2013 10:46:47 PM(Jase) Ok!
9/21/2013 10:46:56 PM(Tammy) I'm so tired of being the onion!
9/21/2013 10:46:59 PM(Tammy) Lmao
9/21/2013 10:47:05 PM(Jase) Yes the onion
9/21/2013 10:47:20 PM(Tammy) Be one with the onion
9/21/2013 10:47:20 PM(Jase) Ok. Badges. My revolution
9/21/2013 10:47:31 PM(Tammy) Yes please
9/21/2013 10:48:14 PM(Jase) My team has built a system called passport. It's the gamification of higher ed
9/21/2013 10:48:34 PM(Jase) Like you earn badges in video games?  Now you earn badges in class.
9/21/2013 10:48:37 PM(Tammy) What does gamification mean
9/21/2013 10:48:43 PM(Jase) Openpassport.org
9/21/2013 10:48:51 PM(Tammy) Oh.  GAME ification
9/21/2013 10:48:56 PM(Jase) Yep
9/21/2013 10:49:04 PM(Tammy) Like four square?
9/21/2013 10:49:18 PM(Jase) Uh sure!
9/21/2013 10:49:27 PM(Jase) How about like xbox
9/21/2013 10:49:27 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/21/2013 10:49:31 PM(Jase) :-)
9/21/2013 10:49:33 PM(Tammy) Whoa
9/21/2013 10:49:53 PM(Jase) You can log in with you google, FB accts
9/21/2013 10:50:09 PM(Tammy) I don't play anything so I'm totally vocabularyless
9/21/2013 10:50:22 PM(Tammy) And what happens
9/21/2013 10:50:28 PM(Tammy) What's the point
9/21/2013 10:50:31 PM(Jase) In fact, you can sign up for my "git studio" group and see the badges I made
9/21/2013 10:50:41 PM(Tammy) And why does it exist?
9/21/2013 10:50:52 PM(Tammy) What problem are you solving
9/21/2013 10:50:58 PM(Jase) The idea is that the badge is "baked" with the evidence of how you earned it
9/21/2013 10:51:34 PM(Jase) The problem we are solving is the relative lack of value proposition offered by grades
9/21/2013 10:52:03 PM(Tammy) The whole world is built on grades
9/21/2013 10:52:15 PM(Jase) You can show your calculus badge and it will link to the evidence that you actually know how to solve a differential equation
9/21/2013 10:52:18 PM(Jase) I know!
9/21/2013 10:52:24 PM(Tammy) It's how everyone compares themselves
9/21/2013 10:52:31 PM(Jase) I know!
9/21/2013 10:52:37 PM(Jase) And it's bs
9/21/2013 10:52:37 PM(Tammy) Shit.
9/21/2013 10:52:50 PM(Tammy) Yeah it is
9/21/2013 10:53:04 PM(Jase) I got an A in microeconomics!
9/21/2013 10:53:10 PM(Jase) Whoop de fuckin foo
9/21/2013 10:54:15 PM(Jase) I can demonstrate that I know how to apply a gradient layer style. Here's my photoshop badge.
9/21/2013 10:54:34 PM(Jase) And anyone can issue badges
9/21/2013 10:54:48 PM(Tammy) So...
9/21/2013 10:55:12 PM(Jase) So you can say I got the "how to do a fake waist" from team Swales
9/21/2013 10:55:12 PM(Tammy) How do u translate that to potential employers
9/21/2013 10:55:24 PM(Jase) Yeah that's the long game
9/21/2013 10:55:38 PM(Tammy) Who have 100s of applicants and no time to fact checko
9/21/2013 10:55:41 PM(Jase) It's currency. We have to get it adopted widely
9/21/2013 10:56:24 PM(Tammy) I am that always thinking sideways girl.  Not being difficult.  Just curious.
9/21/2013 10:56:38 PM(Jase) Right. If 3 of them had a badge for skill X from someone you trust and you could KNOW that they could do X on day 1, that should be useful, yes?
9/21/2013 10:56:46 PM(Tammy) Is it out of beta?
9/21/2013 10:57:08 PM(Tammy) Only if they ALL had badges.
9/21/2013 10:57:19 PM(Jase) We have lots of student employees. They vary widely on ability. But it's so hard to know from resumes and even interviews
9/21/2013 10:57:19 PM(Tammy) And I knew what a badge was
9/21/2013 10:57:26 PM(Jase) Yeah out of beta
9/21/2013 10:57:29 PM(Tammy) True
9/21/2013 10:57:55 PM(Tammy) Do they still get traditional grades as well?
9/21/2013 10:57:59 PM(Jase) I know. It's a chicken and egg prob. But we have a VERY visionary guy leading our team.
9/21/2013 10:58:05 PM(Jase) Yeah they do
9/21/2013 10:58:28 PM(Tammy) I only can speak from my being a teacher place
9/21/2013 10:58:44 PM(Jase) But we are integrating into the new "core competency" thing Purdue is doing.
9/21/2013 10:58:47 PM(Tammy) We tried a rubric system that was BRILL
9/21/2013 10:58:54 PM(Jase) Yeah?
9/21/2013 10:59:09 PM(Tammy) But parents were all like great... So is that an A?
9/21/2013 10:59:12 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/21/2013 10:59:28 PM(Jase) Hah. No kidding. What was it?
9/21/2013 10:59:55 PM(Tammy) I think new ventures have to be practical too and address transition from one idea to another
9/21/2013 11:00:15 PM(Jase) Yeah. We are thinking hard about that
9/21/2013 11:00:15 PM(Tammy) Most people cannot easily realign themselves
9/21/2013 11:00:28 PM(Jase) No shit!!
9/21/2013 11:00:59 PM(Tammy) There had to be an upswell so that people are FORCED to adapt
9/21/2013 11:01:17 PM(Tammy) God I'm being a pain in the butt
9/21/2013 11:01:30 PM(Tammy) I think it's an AMAZING idea.
9/21/2013 11:01:36 PM(Tammy) Do kids love?
9/21/2013 11:01:49 PM(Jase) No I don't think you are. It's a very uphill battle
9/21/2013 11:02:02 PM(Tammy) I have few filters
9/21/2013 11:02:08 PM(Jase) Just getting going. So far people receptive
9/21/2013 11:02:17 PM(Jase) Oh like degauss?
9/21/2013 11:02:24 PM(Tammy) Hmmm. I'm interested in this.
9/21/2013 11:02:37 PM(Tammy) Degauss?
9/21/2013 11:03:09 PM(Jase) Heh. That one fell on the floor. Gaussian blur :-)
9/21/2013 11:03:32 PM(Tammy) HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA.
9/21/2013 11:03:55 PM(Tammy) that was actually REALLY EFFING OBSCURE DUFAIR
9/21/2013 11:03:58 PM(Tammy) lmao
9/21/2013 11:04:18 PM(Jase) A big piece is going to be to make it easy to use. It's pretty well so but we are still pushing that envelope
9/21/2013 11:04:24 PM(Tammy) http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degaussing
9/21/2013 11:04:30 PM(Jase) Photoshop humor FTW
9/21/2013 11:04:43 PM(Tammy) I failed.
9/21/2013 11:04:59 PM(Tammy) Magnetic ships hull what?
9/21/2013 11:05:04 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
9/21/2013 11:05:23 PM(Jase) Some remnant of my theatre sound degree shit
9/21/2013 11:05:30 PM(Tammy) I'm excited for you!!
9/21/2013 11:05:45 PM(Jase) It's fun to work with a team of total rock stars.
9/21/2013 11:05:52 PM(Tammy) I love new ideas and pushing outside the usual
9/21/2013 11:05:56 PM(Tammy) Go you!
9/21/2013 11:06:03 PM(Jase) Mostly I've worked with people cashing checks
9/21/2013 11:06:33 PM(Tammy) Zzzzzzz����
9/21/2013 11:06:41 PM(Jase) These are musicians and designers and whatnot who also write code. My people
9/21/2013 11:07:08 PM(Tammy) My peoples come to me
9/21/2013 11:07:27 PM(Jase) You have hundreds of applicants?  How do you find the rock stars?
9/21/2013 11:07:35 PM(Tammy) Did you like the sexish edit?
9/21/2013 11:07:41 PM(Jase) Spider senses?
9/21/2013 11:07:51 PM(Tammy) I demand humor in cover letters
9/21/2013 11:07:56 PM(Tammy) I'm serious
9/21/2013 11:07:59 PM(Tammy) ;)
9/21/2013 11:08:38 PM(Tammy) And if they can't follow that simple directive and be FUNNY out they go
9/21/2013 11:08:40 PM(Jase) Brilliant.
9/21/2013 11:08:56 PM(Tammy) Simplest sorting method ever
9/21/2013 11:09:30 PM(Tammy) Only two people got past my radar that failed
9/21/2013 11:09:38 PM(Jase) Love the sexish edit. Love the little curlicue in my hair
9/21/2013 11:09:50 PM(Tammy) One talked about butt plugs AT THE INTERVIEW
9/21/2013 11:10:01 PM(Jase) I bet humor in a cover letter is one in a hundred
9/21/2013 11:10:01 PM(Tammy) and the other I hired.
9/21/2013 11:10:08 PM(Tammy) And then fired.
9/21/2013 11:10:14 PM(Tammy) Yup.
9/21/2013 11:10:22 PM(Jase) Butt plugs. That's tricky material
9/21/2013 11:10:45 PM(Tammy) Um not during an interview.
9/21/2013 11:10:47 PM(Jase) What was the others shortcoming?
9/21/2013 11:11:01 PM(Jase) Yeah there's funny and there's funny
9/21/2013 11:11:06 PM(Tammy) Those two words should NEVER be uttered together
9/21/2013 11:11:19 PM(Jase) I'm with you
9/21/2013 11:11:35 PM(Tammy) She was using it as an example of how discrete she was
9/21/2013 11:11:49 PM(Jase) Yeah. No
9/21/2013 11:11:53 PM(Tammy) Having to develop photos of um...unusual things
9/21/2013 11:12:00 PM(Tammy) Yup.
9/21/2013 11:12:05 PM(Tammy) Happened.
9/21/2013 11:12:13 PM(Jase) Weird
9/21/2013 11:12:15 PM(Tammy) Classic Swales moment
9/21/2013 11:12:32 PM(Tammy) Tell me more!
9/21/2013 11:12:41 PM(Tammy) Unless u r bored or tired
9/21/2013 11:12:46 PM(Jase) Ah. Neither
9/21/2013 11:13:31 PM(Jase) Let's see. Zoe? MK? Kids? Band?
9/21/2013 11:14:01 PM(Tammy) Yes please.
9/21/2013 11:14:03 PM(Tammy) Go
9/21/2013 11:14:05 PM(Jase) Ha
9/21/2013 11:14:55 PM(Jase) Zoe. Cute. Smart. Nice kid. Well behaved dogs. Studies optimism for heck's sake
9/21/2013 11:15:13 PM(Tammy) Oh goodness!
9/21/2013 11:15:24 PM(Tammy) So what happened?
9/21/2013 11:15:32 PM(Jase) Says I dove in too fast. But...
9/21/2013 11:16:05 PM(Tammy) Well.  Shit.
9/21/2013 11:17:07 PM(Jase) She invited me over to watch James Bond. She invited to her bedroom. She suggested we go to Chicago and spend the night. She came over and put her head in my lap and read books together on a lazy summer afternoon
9/21/2013 11:17:49 PM(Tammy) And what examples did she give of you moving too fast?
9/21/2013 11:17:53 PM(Jase) She wanted to exchange our top 5 favorite songs via email
9/21/2013 11:18:05 PM(Jase) Uhm. None.
9/21/2013 11:18:05 PM(Tammy) Well that's innocuous
9/21/2013 11:18:22 PM(Tammy)  air Supply.
9/21/2013 11:18:27 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  JFK
9/21/2013 11:18:32 PM(Tammy) Jk
9/21/2013 11:18:38 PM(Tammy) Not JFK
9/21/2013 11:18:43 PM(Tammy) That's weird
9/21/2013 11:18:54 PM(Tammy) So how long ago was that?
9/21/2013 11:19:01 PM(Jase) She told me she missed me when I was in FL. In Spanish. She speaks Spanish for gods sake.
9/21/2013 11:19:08 PM(Tammy) I mean did you use the L word?
9/21/2013 11:19:16 PM(Tammy) Stop.
9/21/2013 11:19:17 PM(Jase) No
9/21/2013 11:19:31 PM(Jase) It was July
9/21/2013 11:19:55 PM(Tammy) te echo de menos
9/21/2013 11:20:02 PM(Tammy) Hmmmm.
9/21/2013 11:20:16 PM(Tammy) So where are you two now?
9/21/2013 11:20:34 PM(Jase) She just moved here. I recognized she had to get her career going, meet people, etc. I thought it should just be low key actually
9/21/2013 11:20:40 PM(Jase) We are friends
9/21/2013 11:20:55 PM(Tammy) Well.  Maybe more later?
9/21/2013 11:21:19 PM(Tammy) Lonely makes you make weird decisions
9/21/2013 11:21:28 PM(Jase) Well prob not. And it's because her communication style doesn't work with mine.
9/21/2013 11:21:32 PM(Jase) Yes it does!!
9/21/2013 11:21:34 PM(Tammy) And she's obviously in transition
9/21/2013 11:21:44 PM(Jase) Yeah. And am I
9/21/2013 11:21:52 PM(Tammy) Why did she move
9/21/2013 11:22:20 PM(Jase) She finished her postdoc and got a tenure trAck gig here
9/21/2013 11:22:22 PM(Tammy) What's your communication style
9/21/2013 11:22:38 PM(Tammy) And why doesn't it mesh with hers?
9/21/2013 11:22:58 PM(Jase) I think relationships are fundamentally about LISTENING. It's a skill like playing guitar.
9/21/2013 11:22:56 PM(Tammy) And what's her relationship pattern
9/21/2013 11:23:06 PM(Tammy) And what's yours
9/21/2013 11:23:21 PM(Tammy) It's a skill built on empathy
9/21/2013 11:23:45 PM(Jase) She's not a good listener. She tells me I shouldn't think or feel or believe x right after it comes out of my mouth...
9/21/2013 11:23:46 PM(Tammy) And yes listening but also TALKING
9/21/2013 11:23:49 PM(Jase) Yes. Empathy.
9/21/2013 11:24:29 PM(Tammy) That's not good.  She sounds a bit insecure.
9/21/2013 11:24:40 PM(Jase) She is getting over a 3 or 4 year thing
9/21/2013 11:24:49 PM(Jase) Yeah insecure is pretty accurate
9/21/2013 11:25:06 PM(Jase) Very worried about what she posts on FB etc
9/21/2013 11:25:14 PM(Tammy) Eh.  J.  Ugh.
9/21/2013 11:25:23 PM(Jase) I'm mr joy passion love squids
9/21/2013 11:25:47 PM(Tammy) Jpls
9/21/2013 11:26:03 PM(Jase) Thing is, despite the PhD etc. I overlooked that she didn't have any humor in her cover letter
9/21/2013 11:26:20 PM(Tammy) See?  Critical!!!!!
9/21/2013 11:26:33 PM(Jase) Srsly
9/21/2013 11:26:38 PM(Tammy) She was optimistic about it though!!
9/21/2013 11:27:01 PM(Tammy) Humor is one of my non negotiable a
9/21/2013 11:27:12 PM(Jase) I've been poking around match, POF etc just for fun. Talk about bad cover letters!
9/21/2013 11:27:15 PM(Tammy) Attributes
9/21/2013 11:27:22 PM(Jase) Hear hear
9/21/2013 11:27:24 PM(Tammy) Ugh.  Not me.
9/21/2013 11:27:31 PM(Jase) You r smart
9/21/2013 11:27:48 PM(Tammy) How about just ... Being for a while.
9/21/2013 11:27:54 PM(Jase) I wrote a profile but hid it. May put it out there sometime
9/21/2013 11:28:04 PM(Jase) Yes. You are right
9/21/2013 11:28:06 PM(Tammy) Be with your kids.
9/21/2013 11:28:11 PM(Jase) Yep
9/21/2013 11:28:11 PM(Tammy) Be YOU
9/21/2013 11:28:23 PM(Jase) Which is very joyful. My Kids rock
9/21/2013 11:28:38 PM(Tammy) I am done rushing into relationships.
9/21/2013 11:28:57 PM(Jase) Yeah?  Your turn ��
9/21/2013 11:28:59 PM(Tammy) I'm 7 months alone
9/21/2013 11:29:04 PM(Tammy) At this point
9/21/2013 11:29:18 PM(Jase) How is it?
9/21/2013 11:29:21 PM(Tammy) And I'm JUST NOW feeling more peaceful
9/21/2013 11:29:47 PM(Tammy) I'm letting myself be alone and working on my patterns.
9/21/2013 11:30:02 PM(Jase) Patterns? Intriguing
9/21/2013 11:30:20 PM(Tammy) I don't want to hide behind a relationship.
9/21/2013 11:30:33 PM(Jase) Hide?
9/21/2013 11:30:54 PM(Tammy) I want to figure out what I FEEL.  I'm a giver so I put myself last
9/21/2013 11:31:04 PM(Jase) Ah!
9/21/2013 11:31:27 PM(Tammy) It makes it easy not to have to...I dunno...be myself
9/21/2013 11:31:40 PM(Tammy) Which doesn't make a lot of sense
9/21/2013 11:31:42 PM(Jase) I get that
9/21/2013 11:32:11 PM(Jase) Logical sense maybe not. Emotional sense maybe so
9/21/2013 11:32:16 PM(Tammy) I want to figure out what I want
9/21/2013 11:32:38 PM(Jase) Hmm. I like the deliberate approach
9/21/2013 11:32:43 PM(Tammy) Not spend my time helping someone else get what they want
9/21/2013 11:32:46 PM(Jase) What have you learned?
9/21/2013 11:33:17 PM(Tammy) I just don't think you can be clear about things when all the relationship stuff gets cloudy
9/21/2013 11:33:25 PM(Tammy) I have learned
9/21/2013 11:33:49 PM(Tammy) That I SUCK at household things.
9/21/2013 11:33:51 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/21/2013 11:34:11 PM(Jase) Ha! Lie laundry, dishes?
9/21/2013 11:34:38 PM(Tammy) I have been much more aware of WHY I'm stressed and being more deliberate about addressing it
9/21/2013 11:34:51 PM(Tammy) And I like that
9/21/2013 11:35:00 PM(Tammy) I like ME better
9/21/2013 11:35:05 PM(Jase) Oh I could stand to learn that
9/21/2013 11:35:10 PM(Jase) This is good
9/21/2013 11:35:10 PM(Tammy) Does that make sense??
9/21/2013 11:35:18 PM(Jase) Yep
9/21/2013 11:35:27 PM(Tammy) I just can't mix in sex right now
9/21/2013 11:35:30 PM(Jase) So why are you?
9/21/2013 11:35:36 PM(Jase) Stressed?
9/21/2013 11:35:43 PM(Tammy) It's too easy to be distracted
9/21/2013 11:36:11 PM(Tammy) Why am I stressed?
9/21/2013 11:36:18 PM(Jase) Yeah
9/21/2013 11:36:48 PM(Tammy) Um well.
9/21/2013 11:36:58 PM(Tammy) Wait.  You are doing it again
9/21/2013 11:37:04 PM(Tammy) Clever
9/21/2013 11:37:21 PM(Tammy) Ill answer when you give me more
9/21/2013 11:37:35 PM(Jase) :-)
9/21/2013 11:37:40 PM(Jase) MK
9/21/2013 11:37:41 PM(Tammy) Dufair Chronicles
9/21/2013 11:37:49 PM(Tammy) Yep
9/21/2013 11:37:54 PM(Tammy) Catch me up
9/21/2013 11:38:15 PM(Jase) Dufair chronicles. A series of mostly fortunate events
9/21/2013 11:38:34 PM(Jase) Wow. MK
9/21/2013 11:38:35 PM(Tammy) By my calculation there was only 5 months between MK and Z
9/21/2013 11:38:44 PM(Jase) Good math
9/21/2013 11:38:54 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I never got it from FB
9/21/2013 11:39:02 PM(Jase) ??
9/21/2013 11:39:09 PM(Tammy) I judged from the east coast
9/21/2013 11:39:14 PM(Tammy) Lololo
9/21/2013 11:39:31 PM(Jase) God I don't know where to start
9/21/2013 11:39:42 PM(Tammy) I fancy that I know a LITTLE about you!!!
9/21/2013 11:39:49 PM(Jase) Let's go back to you ��
9/21/2013 11:39:57 PM(Tammy) Nope.  Dish.
9/21/2013 11:40:09 PM(Tammy) I need to know.
9/21/2013 11:40:11 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/21/2013 11:40:24 PM(Jase) We also dove in. But. There was a lot of there there
9/21/2013 11:40:37 PM(Tammy) There there?
9/21/2013 11:41:01 PM(Jase) Even after the shiny wore off we liked one another
9/21/2013 11:41:04 PM(Tammy) I felt you got married in five minutes
9/21/2013 11:41:08 PM(Jase) Still do
9/21/2013 11:41:17 PM(Tammy) So why?
9/21/2013 11:41:18 PM(Jase) It was fast
9/21/2013 11:41:25 PM(Jase) Too fast I'm sure
9/21/2013 11:41:34 PM(Jase) Why so fast?
9/21/2013 11:41:50 PM(Jase) That one I have am answer for!
9/21/2013 11:42:12 PM(Tammy) I'm allll ears
9/21/2013 11:42:52 PM(Jase) I knew, intellectually, that I was all my babies needed. But way down I didn't necessarily believe it. I thought they needed a mom
9/21/2013 11:43:08 PM(Tammy) I hear that.
9/21/2013 11:43:35 PM(Jase) Emma was young enough that I thought there'd still be a good chance for her to start from scratch
9/21/2013 11:43:54 PM(Jase) I was filling a hole
9/21/2013 11:43:56 PM(Tammy) Oh Jason.  I'm sorry.
9/21/2013 11:44:24 PM(Jase) It was too much to ask anyone frankly. That was what I brought to the thing that was toxic
9/21/2013 11:44:52 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  NO one will be mom.
9/21/2013 11:44:55 PM(Tammy) Ever
9/21/2013 11:45:09 PM(Tammy) And you can't manufacture that.
9/21/2013 11:45:30 PM(Tammy) No matter how much you want it!
9/21/2013 11:45:35 PM(Jase) Yeah. Took me this failure to really see that. And to see that I really am enough
9/21/2013 11:45:53 PM(Tammy) Yup.  You really ARE.
9/21/2013 11:46:05 PM(Tammy) And they have a GREAT life
9/21/2013 11:46:07 PM(Jase) And that my kids are not only ok but are thriving despite all the shit we've slogged thru
9/21/2013 11:46:19 PM(Jase) And that's the gem to come out of this failure
9/21/2013 11:46:23 PM(Jase) What MK brought was, frankly, a fundamental mistrust of men.
9/21/2013 11:46:41 PM(Tammy) It's time to stop putting women in front of them for a while.
9/21/2013 11:46:56 PM(Tammy) Mistrust how
9/21/2013 11:47:04 PM(Tammy) IMHO
9/21/2013 11:47:09 PM(Jase) I wrote in my journal that I thought I'd come across someone rising from the ashes. Turns out the house was still on fire
9/21/2013 11:47:14 PM(Tammy) Just.  Opinion.
9/21/2013 11:47:21 PM(Jase) You are absolutely right
9/21/2013 11:47:35 PM(Jase) For a long while
9/21/2013 11:48:03 PM(Tammy) What does that mean
9/21/2013 11:48:08 PM(Tammy) The fire
9/21/2013 11:48:21 PM(Jase) Whatever relationship I end up having, if I do at some point, it won't be "here's your new mom Kids"
9/21/2013 11:48:58 PM(Jase) Alyssa has had to move in and out of pseudo-parent role and thAts way more than she should have ever had to do
9/21/2013 11:49:02 PM(Jase) Fire...
9/21/2013 11:49:44 PM(Tammy) But...older siblings DO that J
9/21/2013 11:50:02 PM(Tammy) It's not anything to beat yourself up with
9/21/2013 11:51:28 PM(Jase) MK has had a long series of very very bad men in her life. She could never see me for the good good man I am. We always ended up in this power up/power down mode and I just wanted a peer. A partner.
9/21/2013 11:51:44 PM(Tammy) Yuck.
9/21/2013 11:52:18 PM(Jase) I beat myself up for a little while about the pseudo parent thing but I gained some perspective and feel ok now with it.
9/21/2013 11:52:54 PM(Tammy) If I had the opportunity to be your friend I would tell you to delete all profiles from dating sites
9/21/2013 11:53:00 PM(Tammy) Shut it down
9/21/2013 11:53:02 PM(Jase) When things were failing I asked what MK thought went wrong. She said she is a rescue dog and I was too mean when she peed on the carpet
9/21/2013 11:53:26 PM(Jase) Thx for the advice. You are right
9/21/2013 11:53:29 PM(Tammy) That is the WEIRDEST analogy I've ever heard
9/21/2013 11:54:06 PM(Jase) It's very true. She lives in victim mode. Which is sad. And understandable actually. Bit complicated and not what we need
9/21/2013 11:54:34 PM(Tammy) No.  Not what YOU need.  Your kids will adapt.
9/21/2013 11:54:46 PM(Jase) And her kids lives are big messes and her ex actively tried to sabotage our family. I'm just mostly relieved
9/21/2013 11:54:54 PM(Tammy) You need to find your OWN happy.
9/21/2013 11:55:02 PM(Tammy) OMG.
9/21/2013 11:55:10 PM(Jase) There were parts of us that really connected. But only parts.
9/21/2013 11:56:33 PM(Tammy) Is...that...a...joke
9/21/2013 11:56:35 PM(Jase) When we signed the papers we talked about the fact that we had, at least, a nice friendship and a great physical relationship. We tried just that for a while after she left. It was nice bit I just wanted more. Since it wasn't possible I finally had to cut Ties
9/21/2013 11:56:49 PM(Jase) Ha!!
9/21/2013 11:56:50 PM(Tammy) (Inappropriate)
9/21/2013 11:57:25 PM(Jase) Ok did I earn the "I totally dished" badge yet?
9/21/2013 11:57:50 PM(Tammy) Hmmmmmm.
9/21/2013 11:58:06 PM(Tammy) Pretty good surface stuff.
9/21/2013 11:58:07 PM(Jase) MK didn't have a great sense of humor either. I like that as a filter. It's rare isn't it?
9/21/2013 11:58:33 PM(Tammy) It is RARE
9/21/2013 11:58:36 PM(Jase) Surface!!?!  That was deep ocean giant squid territory!
9/21/2013 11:58:57 PM(Tammy) Shit that was a puddle.
9/21/2013 11:59:06 PM(Tammy) I know how deep you are
9/21/2013 11:59:47 PM(Tammy) ��
9/21/2013 11:59:55 PM(Jase) I actually still miss her more than I expected to
9/22/2013 12:00:08 AM(Jase) Reel big fish
9/22/2013 12:00:25 AM(Tammy) Well isn't that normal?  You don't just turn everything off
9/22/2013 12:01:00 AM(Jase) The relief was so huge that the missing her came as a bit of a surprise.
9/22/2013 12:01:10 AM(Jase) Parenting was a big issue
9/22/2013 12:01:48 AM(Tammy) Parenting is the BIGGEST issue.  Sex is easy
9/22/2013 12:02:10 AM(Jase) I'm pretty firm. Very compassionate. Lots of humor actually. But I'm like an invisible dog fence
9/22/2013 12:02:52 AM(Tammy) I like that.  Cross the line get BUZZED
9/22/2013 12:03:16 AM(Jase) I keep the borders pretty big. As big as the kid can handle for their developmental stage. Bit If your behavior gets too close, start beeping
9/22/2013 12:03:29 AM(Jase) And if you cross the the line, yep. ZAP
9/22/2013 12:03:39 AM(Tammy) Like what.  Give me exames
9/22/2013 12:03:48 AM(Jase) It actually gives the kids a sense of security
9/22/2013 12:04:08 AM(Jase) Oh I don't know. Disrespect mostly. Toward the people that love them
9/22/2013 12:04:23 AM(Tammy) Because they know you've got their backs
9/22/2013 12:04:37 AM(Tammy) MK was disrespectful?
9/22/2013 12:04:42 AM(Jase) You got that right.
9/22/2013 12:04:48 AM(Jase) About the backs
9/22/2013 12:05:13 AM(Jase) Yeah at times. But where I was very clear and direct, she would use shame and ridicule
9/22/2013 12:05:17 AM(Tammy) ��
9/22/2013 12:05:22 AM(Jase) Made me sick. It's how her family is
9/22/2013 12:05:30 AM(Tammy) That.  Sucks.
9/22/2013 12:05:38 AM(Jase) IMO, shame = fail
9/22/2013 12:05:53 AM(Tammy) How did you not notice before you married her
9/22/2013 12:06:10 AM(Jase) Heh. Let's talk about you now ��
9/22/2013 12:06:25 AM(Tammy) Shit.
9/22/2013 12:06:38 AM(Tammy) ��
9/22/2013 12:06:41 AM(Jase) I'd say she didn't use it until we lives together for a while
9/22/2013 12:07:14 AM(Jase) When it first started happening I said it wouldn't fly for me. That if that was her mode then I couldn't abide
9/22/2013 12:07:46 AM(Jase) She toned it down for a while. But it was always there. And she didn't really discipline her kids much
9/22/2013 12:08:00 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  Not good
9/22/2013 12:08:08 AM(Jase) And they were very Rude and unkind to her
9/22/2013 12:08:25 AM(Tammy) Matt is like that sometimes
9/22/2013 12:08:35 AM(Tammy) He can be a jerk
9/22/2013 12:08:36 AM(Jase) But yeah. I probably should have noticed. It was that filling the hole thing
9/22/2013 12:08:51 AM(Jase) Uh oh
9/22/2013 12:09:01 AM(Tammy) It's hard to be clear all the time
9/22/2013 12:09:21 AM(Jase) Yeah. He must be about 24-25?
9/22/2013 12:09:23 AM(Tammy) He's AMAZING but he has his moments
9/22/2013 12:09:45 AM(Tammy) HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM??!!!
9/22/2013 12:09:50 AM(Tammy) JESUS.
9/22/2013 12:10:09 AM(Jase) I was thinking he was late HS last we chatted?
9/22/2013 12:10:29 AM(Tammy) He just turned 21
9/22/2013 12:10:32 AM(Jase) I guess my Matt math sucks :)
9/22/2013 12:10:45 AM(Jase) So is he disrespectful?
9/22/2013 12:10:55 AM(Tammy) He had a rough time after his dad died
9/22/2013 12:11:00 AM(Tammy) We both did
9/22/2013 12:11:09 AM(Jase) How long ago?
9/22/2013 12:11:23 AM(Tammy) Two years almost exactly
9/22/2013 12:11:39 AM(Jase) Ah that's super tough
9/22/2013 12:11:51 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  You know.
9/22/2013 12:12:01 AM(Tammy) But this was SUDDEN
9/22/2013 12:12:22 AM(Jase) Ah yikes
9/22/2013 12:12:23 AM(Tammy) and there was no will but a huge life insurance policy
9/22/2013 12:12:50 AM(Tammy) And his step mother said to his face she was keeping it all.
9/22/2013 12:13:02 AM(Jase) Oh shit
9/22/2013 12:13:15 AM(Tammy) So the whole college burden fell right on me.
9/22/2013 12:13:23 AM(Jase) Oh shit!!
9/22/2013 12:13:24 AM(Tammy) I almost went under.
9/22/2013 12:13:35 AM(Jase) Omg. So sorry
9/22/2013 12:13:46 AM(Tammy) And then hefailed out of his program
9/22/2013 12:13:51 AM(Tammy) Good times
9/22/2013 12:14:01 AM(Jase) Geez.
9/22/2013 12:14:08 AM(Tammy) I had to sell the house
9/22/2013 12:14:16 AM(Jase) Holy cripes
9/22/2013 12:14:33 AM(Tammy) But we did it and now he has his degree and a full time job
9/22/2013 12:14:48 AM(Tammy) And no student loans
9/22/2013 12:15:07 AM(Jase) What did he bed up studying?  He was firefighting for a while?
9/22/2013 12:15:10 AM(Tammy) But.  It.  SUUUCCKKKEEDDD
9/22/2013 12:15:20 AM(Tammy) He's a paramedic
9/22/2013 12:15:23 AM(Jase) God. Talk about stress
9/22/2013 12:16:19 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  I had to put on a happy face at work when I literally didn't know how I was going to make payroll
9/22/2013 12:16:34 AM(Tammy) I ate a LOT of pasta that winter
9/22/2013 12:16:38 AM(Jase) Holy crap
9/22/2013 12:17:19 AM(Tammy) I did it though.  I'm 100% debt free and my business is growing.
9/22/2013 12:17:32 AM(Tammy) So I'm proud of that.
9/22/2013 12:17:36 AM(Jase) Brilliant.
9/22/2013 12:17:43 AM(Jase) God you should be
9/22/2013 12:17:45 AM(Tammy) I want a real relationship
9/22/2013 12:18:02 AM(Jase) Yeah so what does that look like?
9/22/2013 12:18:03 AM(Tammy) But I also want to be an equal player in it
9/22/2013 12:18:12 AM(Jase) YES
9/22/2013 12:18:12 AM(Tammy) And I'm not there yet
9/22/2013 12:18:28 AM(Tammy) I wish I knew.
9/22/2013 12:18:39 AM(Jase) heh me too
9/22/2013 12:19:02 AM(Tammy) My last relationship looked good on the surface but he HATED Matt.
9/22/2013 12:19:23 AM(Jase) Hmm.
9/22/2013 12:19:22 AM(Tammy) And did little things to make matt look bad.
9/22/2013 12:19:34 AM(Jase) Oh I get that in a big wY
9/22/2013 12:19:49 AM(Tammy) Then literally in march all hell broke loose
9/22/2013 12:20:24 AM(Tammy) Matt was home sick and the gas and electric guys showed up and TURNED THE POWER OFF.
9/22/2013 12:20:49 AM(Tammy) This was the ONLY bill Gary was responsible for
9/22/2013 12:21:02 AM(Tammy) And then...it was a house of cards
9/22/2013 12:21:14 AM(Jase) Uh oh
9/22/2013 12:21:20 AM(Tammy) February.  Not march
9/22/2013 12:21:57 AM(Tammy) Turns out he actually never PAID it.  I opened the bill and it was 2 THOUSAND dollars
9/22/2013 12:22:05 AM(Jase) That's when MK left
9/22/2013 12:22:06 AM(Tammy) I shit myself
9/22/2013 12:22:15 AM(Jase) That's crazy
9/22/2013 12:22:23 AM(Tammy) Want me to go on?
9/22/2013 12:22:25 AM(Jase) So what was his deal?
9/22/2013 12:22:29 AM(Tammy) It gets worse
9/22/2013 12:22:42 AM(Jase) YES. much more interesting than my shit
9/22/2013 12:22:45 AM(Tammy) He was lying to EVERYONE
9/22/2013 12:23:03 AM(Tammy) And telling people all kinds of stories
9/22/2013 12:23:43 AM(Tammy) I went to my best friends house to say it was over and he was like ...I have something to tell you
9/22/2013 12:24:05 AM(Tammy) Gary was using cocaine.  And hiding it
9/22/2013 12:24:14 AM(Jase) Oh Jesus
9/22/2013 12:24:18 AM(Tammy) AND I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA
9/22/2013 12:24:38 AM(Jase) Ah the trusting thing you mentioned
9/22/2013 12:24:37 AM(Tammy) that's why I don't want to rush into a relationship
9/22/2013 12:24:51 AM(Tammy) I really believed everything was fine
9/22/2013 12:24:58 AM(Jase) Did you rush in with him?
9/22/2013 12:25:07 AM(Tammy) I don't think so
9/22/2013 12:25:23 AM(Tammy) But we moved in when my world was crashing
9/22/2013 12:25:33 AM(Tammy) So it was a deadly mix
9/22/2013 12:25:39 AM(Jase) Crashing with the whole Matt thing?
9/22/2013 12:25:44 AM(Tammy) Of bad decisions on my part
9/22/2013 12:25:56 AM(Tammy) Yup
9/22/2013 12:26:13 AM(Tammy) It lasted less than a year.
9/22/2013 12:26:32 AM(Jase) You dated for how long before the move in?
9/22/2013 12:26:41 AM(Tammy) We dated for three before that.  I think.  I've kind of lost track
9/22/2013 12:26:50 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  Three
9/22/2013 12:27:08 AM(Jase) Any signs of lying, coke, etcetera prior?
9/22/2013 12:27:21 AM(Tammy) Yes.  In hindsight
9/22/2013 12:27:57 AM(Tammy) But in the moment I was so focused on FIXING things and my work that it barely registered
9/22/2013 12:28:05 AM(Tammy) I'm so stupid.
9/22/2013 12:28:08 AM(Jase) Sure
9/22/2013 12:28:24 AM(Tammy) So.   Phew.
9/22/2013 12:28:27 AM(Jase) Stupid?
9/22/2013 12:28:34 AM(Tammy) Yeah stupid.
9/22/2013 12:28:47 AM(Tammy) I should have trusted myself more
9/22/2013 12:29:00 AM(Tammy) Had a better plan
9/22/2013 12:29:14 AM(Jase) Trusting oneself. Not easy
9/22/2013 12:29:37 AM(Tammy) But.  I chose it and I've definitely paid the consequences for it
9/22/2013 12:30:00 AM(Tammy) I'm moving on.  And it feels really good.
9/22/2013 12:30:06 AM(Jase) It took work and processing to trust myself that Z wasn't right for me. It was kind of a new thing
9/22/2013 12:30:14 AM(Jase) Good
9/22/2013 12:30:41 AM(Tammy) Well. Your timeline got shorter so that's amazing.
9/22/2013 12:30:46 AM(Jase) I wanted to want it
9/22/2013 12:30:49 AM(Jase) Yes it did
9/22/2013 12:30:59 AM(Tammy) I know.  I totally get that.
9/22/2013 12:31:10 AM(Jase) And my body also told me it wasn't right. Had to listen
9/22/2013 12:31:29 AM(Tammy) I WANT to be in love but love isn't the only thing that's important.
9/22/2013 12:31:37 AM(Jase) I've learned to listen in three domains. Body mind and heart
9/22/2013 12:31:51 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  I'm still learning that.
9/22/2013 12:32:00 AM(Jase) Love is all around!  Sex not so much but that's ok
9/22/2013 12:32:17 AM(Tammy) Haha I think the opposite.
9/22/2013 12:32:21 AM(Jase) Except when you are really really horny
9/22/2013 12:32:27 AM(Jase) Oh funny
9/22/2013 12:32:30 AM(Tammy) Sex is easy love is harder
9/22/2013 12:32:48 AM(Jase) That's the point, right?
9/22/2013 12:33:11 AM(Jase) I have the love of so so many.
9/22/2013 12:33:34 AM(Jase) I have to tell you the landscaping story
9/22/2013 12:34:13 AM(Jase) We moved back to town and bought a fixer upper. Which I didn't want to do.
9/22/2013 12:34:17 AM(Tammy) It's fun hanging out.
9/22/2013 12:34:27 AM(Tammy) Thanks for doing this
9/22/2013 12:34:33 AM(Jase) Yes!  I'm super grateful to reconnect with you
9/22/2013 12:34:40 AM(Tammy) K. Not the farm?
9/22/2013 12:34:53 AM(Tammy) And snowstorms?
9/22/2013 12:35:00 AM(Jase) No. So we bought the farm. Which was fun. But stupid.
9/22/2013 12:35:06 AM(Tammy) And ������������
9/22/2013 12:35:28 AM(Tammy) I was ASTONISHED when you did that
9/22/2013 12:35:34 AM(Jase) She wanted it. Talked about a cabin in the woods since we met. Found a listing. Saw it. Loved it
9/22/2013 12:35:49 AM(Tammy) Remember when u were dating that girl and bought the house?
9/22/2013 12:35:54 AM(Jase) Me, being the passionate dreamer was like hey what the heck
9/22/2013 12:36:03 AM(Jase) Um yeah.
9/22/2013 12:36:06 AM(Tammy) You are a serial house buyer
9/22/2013 12:36:07 AM(Jase) Chris
9/22/2013 12:36:16 AM(Tammy) Yes!  Chris!
9/22/2013 12:36:19 AM(Jase) Yeah much to my bank accounts chagrin
9/22/2013 12:36:25 AM(Jase) I still love Chris
9/22/2013 12:36:25 AM(Tammy) Lmao
9/22/2013 12:36:33 AM(Jase) We are good friends now
9/22/2013 12:37:00 AM(Tammy) You collect houses AND ex girlfriends
9/22/2013 12:37:06 AM(Jase) Anyway we bought the farm Chickens. Huge garden. Etc.
9/22/2013 12:37:21 AM(Tammy) Very pastoral
9/22/2013 12:37:29 AM(Jase) And ex wives. As of the end of the month
9/22/2013 12:37:35 AM(Jase) Blah
9/22/2013 12:37:39 AM(Tammy) Laughing.
9/22/2013 12:37:45 AM(Tammy) It will be ok
9/22/2013 12:37:59 AM(Jase) Anyway it was pretty fun there in a lot of ways
9/22/2013 12:38:13 AM(Tammy) You baked bread!
9/22/2013 12:38:32 AM(Jase) But no kids. My kids were at a loss. Especially Ian who is SUPER social
9/22/2013 12:38:54 AM(Tammy) He looks a lot like you
9/22/2013 12:39:08 AM(Jase) I finally made the argument that being out there wasn't consistent with our primary mission of family
9/22/2013 12:39:15 AM(Jase) She couldn't disagree
9/22/2013 12:39:26 AM(Jase) We bought a fixer upper in town.
9/22/2013 12:39:36 AM(Jase) Country place is still for sale
9/22/2013 12:39:49 AM(Tammy) Jesus kerrrrisstttt
9/22/2013 12:39:58 AM(Jase) Bought it with my money. She was & is broke
9/22/2013 12:40:10 AM(Tammy) Dammmm
9/22/2013 12:40:16 AM(Jase) Remodeled this place with my money
9/22/2013 12:40:21 AM(Tammy) Well at least that was smart
9/22/2013 12:40:51 AM(Jase) Anyway she got a grant to get new landscaping from the wabash river enhancement corp.
9/22/2013 12:41:03 AM(Tammy) Oh god
9/22/2013 12:41:08 AM(Tammy) I'm scared
9/22/2013 12:41:19 AM(Jase) 25K for native plants, rain barrels, rain garden, pervious pavers
9/22/2013 12:41:34 AM(Tammy) Holy shitballs!!!
9/22/2013 12:41:53 AM(Tammy) Are you near a river?
9/22/2013 12:41:58 AM(Jase) "Won't cost a some out of our pocket". I argued STRONGLY against it. Nothing doesn't cost a fine
9/22/2013 12:42:03 AM(Jase) Dime
9/22/2013 12:42:19 AM(Jase) Yeah less than a mile from the wabash
9/22/2013 12:42:32 AM(Jase) We did it anyway. She left
9/22/2013 12:42:49 AM(Tammy) Omgomgomg
9/22/2013 12:43:06 AM(Jase) I'm on the hook to maintain this elaborate native planting blah blah for what looked like 10 YEARS
9/22/2013 12:43:23 AM(Tammy) Whaaaatttt
9/22/2013 12:43:25 AM(Jase) Or pay back 11 grand in plants
9/22/2013 12:44:05 AM(Jase) Turns out its 5 years. But I don't know an echinacea purpurea from a freaking dandelion
9/22/2013 12:44:22 AM(Jase) So I went into denial and let it go to heck all summer
9/22/2013 12:44:42 AM(Jase) Got a nasty gram saying clean it up by 10/1 or pay up
9/22/2013 12:45:02 AM(Jase) Whee!!! ������������������������
9/22/2013 12:45:27 AM(Tammy) Holy story!!!
9/22/2013 12:45:37 AM(Tammy) Did she help?
9/22/2013 12:46:15 AM(Jase) Alyssa saw my despair and totally rose to the occasion. Got right to work weeding and compelled me to do the same. She is awesome
9/22/2013 12:46:17 AM(Tammy) ����������������
9/22/2013 12:46:30 AM(Jase) Hah!  Literally Lol!
9/22/2013 12:46:34 AM(Tammy) She seemsawesome
9/22/2013 12:47:16 AM(Tammy) Hence the weeding party
9/22/2013 12:47:43 AM(Jase) Just before the nasty gram I offered the plants to MK. Turns out that would have been disaster financially
9/22/2013 12:48:04 AM(Jase) And she's buddies with the lady who runs the program.
9/22/2013 12:48:18 AM(Jase) Kind of the native plant mafia
9/22/2013 12:48:16 AM(Tammy) Wait
9/22/2013 12:48:29 AM(Jase) You have to pay protection
9/22/2013 12:48:36 AM(Tammy) Do you think she tipped her off?
9/22/2013 12:49:02 AM(Jase) So my dear friend Andrea suggested I have a weeding party. Which we did and my friends came out of the woodwork and busted ass to help me
9/22/2013 12:49:23 AM(Jase) Andrea was even here today for a few hours. And last Sunday
9/22/2013 12:49:28 AM(Tammy) I'd start saving my pennies to pay it off
9/22/2013 12:49:30 AM(Jase) She may have tipped her
9/22/2013 12:49:42 AM(Jase) 11 grand. Ugh. Maybe
9/22/2013 12:49:47 AM(Jase) College coming
9/22/2013 12:49:59 AM(Tammy) Fuck.  That.   Let's start an indegogo!!!!
9/22/2013 12:50:17 AM(Tammy) A music festival!!
9/22/2013 12:50:24 AM(Jase) But we have it now to where it should be manageable. And I'm starting to know my plants which was the scariest part
9/22/2013 12:50:35 AM(Jase) Yes. Jase-stock!!!
9/22/2013 12:50:41 AM(Tammy) Haha you horticulturist
9/22/2013 12:50:47 AM(Jase) Call Neil young!
9/22/2013 12:51:02 AM(Tammy) I think it would be amazing
9/22/2013 12:51:14 AM(Jase) So I call it my landscaping penance
9/22/2013 12:51:15 AM(Tammy) Totally local like your party
9/22/2013 12:51:36 AM(Tammy) Local talent
9/22/2013 12:51:46 AM(Tammy) Sponsors who are local
9/22/2013 12:52:02 AM(Jase) 3 Hail Marys. Two our fathers. And 5 years of pulling bindweed
9/22/2013 12:52:09 AM(Tammy) You could do custom songs
9/22/2013 12:52:11 AM(Jase) Yes to all of it!!!
9/22/2013 12:52:31 AM(Jase) 195 plants to freedom
9/22/2013 12:52:38 AM(Tammy) A cook off issuing native I'm... Plants
9/22/2013 12:52:41 AM(Tammy) Um
9/22/2013 12:52:47 AM(Tammy) Using
9/22/2013 12:52:57 AM(Jase) Alyssa suggested a tilling party on year 5 + 1 day
9/22/2013 12:53:03 AM(Tammy) OMG my dog has an upset stomach
9/22/2013 12:53:07 AM(Jase) She's a genius
9/22/2013 12:53:18 AM(Tammy) Hahahaha she's hilarious!
9/22/2013 12:53:20 AM(Jase) Uh oh. Barging?
9/22/2013 12:53:36 AM(Jase) Barfing?
9/22/2013 12:53:36 AM(Tammy) I want to photograph her and that HAIR
9/22/2013 12:53:47 AM(Jase) Yes. It's so gorgeous
9/22/2013 12:53:48 AM(Tammy) No.   Farting like a mofo
9/22/2013 12:53:54 AM(Jase) We should come out
9/22/2013 12:54:02 AM(Jase) She looks like Anna
9/22/2013 12:54:05 AM(Tammy) You SHOULD
9/22/2013 12:54:22 AM(Tammy) I saw the pic you posted and she totally DOES
9/22/2013 12:54:47 AM(Jase) Actually we are talking about NY for our next vacation. Two tandems. Find a rails to trails
9/22/2013 12:55:01 AM(Tammy) Fun!
9/22/2013 12:55:16 AM(Tammy) Ill hang whenever u want
9/22/2013 12:55:32 AM(Tammy) And I won't try to have sex with you!
9/22/2013 12:55:37 AM(Tammy) Bonus!
9/22/2013 12:55:41 AM(Tammy) Laughing
9/22/2013 12:56:14 AM(Jase) Haha
9/22/2013 12:56:38 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 12:56:40 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 12:56:40 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 12:57:05 AM(Jase) Her friend made a meta-braid
9/22/2013 12:57:33 AM(Tammy) I can't decide the right emoticon to go along with that.  �� Or ��or �� hahahaha
9/22/2013 12:57:56 AM(Tammy) She is beautiful J
9/22/2013 12:58:13 AM(Jase) There can be only one emoticon for that.
9/22/2013 12:58:16 AM(Jase) ��
9/22/2013 12:58:32 AM(Tammy) Oh. Right.  OB vi
9/22/2013 12:58:40 AM(Tammy) ��
9/22/2013 12:58:43 AM(Jase) :-)
9/22/2013 12:58:53 AM(Jase) Oh I forgot the song already
9/22/2013 12:59:09 AM(Jase) It's like a Buddhist sand mandala.
9/22/2013 12:59:08 AM(Tammy) Pufferfish don't blow up
9/22/2013 12:59:20 AM(Tammy) Tell me what on your mind
9/22/2013 12:59:33 AM(Jase) Can you sing a few bars?
9/22/2013 12:59:34 AM(Tammy) Zen pufferfish music
9/22/2013 12:59:53 AM(Tammy) You JOKE
9/22/2013 1:00:15 AM(Jase) Hey so did Gary have a sense of humor?
9/22/2013 1:00:34 AM(Tammy) Very limited.
9/22/2013 1:00:52 AM(Tammy) He found my world very exciting
9/22/2013 1:01:04 AM(Jase) Like. Knock knock. But no who's there?
9/22/2013 1:01:05 AM(Tammy) So he just ...
9/22/2013 1:01:24 AM(Tammy) Was a hanger on
9/22/2013 1:01:30 AM(Jase) Oh blah
9/22/2013 1:01:38 AM(Tammy) I have GREAT gary stories
9/22/2013 1:01:43 AM(Jase) It's nice to be admired isn't it
9/22/2013 1:01:46 AM(Tammy) Better told in person
9/22/2013 1:01:55 AM(Tammy) Mmmmmmm.   No
9/22/2013 1:02:02 AM(Tammy) It freaks me out
9/22/2013 1:02:13 AM(Tammy) I don't get it.
9/22/2013 1:02:15 AM(Jase) I told myself the next person I date that calls me "amazing" I'm headed for the hills
9/22/2013 1:02:26 AM(Jase) I don't ever want to be amazing again
9/22/2013 1:02:27 AM(Tammy) You ARE AMAZING
9/22/2013 1:02:33 AM(Jase) It's a stupid drug
9/22/2013 1:02:44 AM(Jase) Ok bye bye :-)
9/22/2013 1:02:44 AM(Tammy) EXTRA AMAZINGNESS
9/22/2013 1:02:49 AM(Tammy) Lmao
9/22/2013 1:02:55 AM(Jase) Oh no hills here to head for
9/22/2013 1:03:05 AM(Tammy) That made me laugh OUTLOUD
9/22/2013 1:03:13 AM(Tammy) Flatland
9/22/2013 1:03:30 AM(Jase) I have addictive tendencies like my mom and flattery is a drug I think
9/22/2013 1:03:30 AM(Tammy) So u remember I was born in Illinois?
9/22/2013 1:03:40 AM(Jase) Have you read flatland???
9/22/2013 1:03:44 AM(Jase) No I forgot
9/22/2013 1:03:45 AM(Tammy) Interesting
9/22/2013 1:03:55 AM(Jase) Where?
9/22/2013 1:04:48 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 1:04:56 AM(Tammy) Not important
9/22/2013 1:05:04 AM(Tammy) Air Force base
9/22/2013 1:05:18 AM(Jase) Love that book. Never saw that cover
9/22/2013 1:05:26 AM(Tammy) I get flattered ALL THE TIME
9/22/2013 1:05:34 AM(Tammy) And I don't get it
9/22/2013 1:05:41 AM(Jase) I know. I see the comments on your FB
9/22/2013 1:06:12 AM(Jase) I think it may be a weird human Monkey power thing or something.
9/22/2013 1:06:21 AM(Tammy) I mean...it's just a photograph.  I'm a dork with a camera
9/22/2013 1:06:31 AM(Tammy) Perception
9/22/2013 1:06:37 AM(Jase) Yeah
9/22/2013 1:06:52 AM(Jase) So are you immune to it?
9/22/2013 1:07:10 AM(Tammy) And I HAVE to buy into it because you can't be MISERABLE online lol
9/22/2013 1:07:19 AM(Tammy) No of course not
9/22/2013 1:07:21 AM(Jase) Of course
9/22/2013 1:07:34 AM(Jase) Anti jinx
9/22/2013 1:07:44 AM(Tammy) I like the attention. It feeds my ego for sure
9/22/2013 1:08:05 AM(Tammy) But I don't believe it.  It's not really about ME
9/22/2013 1:08:13 AM(Jase) Right
9/22/2013 1:08:17 AM(Jase) Smart
9/22/2013 1:08:16 AM(Tammy) It's about tammyswales.com
9/22/2013 1:08:23 AM(Tammy) The brand
9/22/2013 1:08:41 AM(Tammy) Which I have worked my ASS off building
9/22/2013 1:08:48 AM(Jase) No kidding
9/22/2013 1:08:55 AM(Tammy) So that feels good to be recognized
9/22/2013 1:09:05 AM(Tammy) But they don't know me
9/22/2013 1:09:19 AM(Tammy) And they don't CARE  to know me
9/22/2013 1:09:20 AM(Jase) I always think of you when I think of following ones bliss, career-wise
9/22/2013 1:09:30 AM(Jase) Yeah it's a show right?
9/22/2013 1:09:59 AM(Tammy) Haha yes.   I have.  I've created an environment set up specifically for ME
9/22/2013 1:10:05 AM(Jase) Like being on stage with a bass around your neck
9/22/2013 1:10:09 AM(Tammy) And the way I learn
9/22/2013 1:10:17 AM(Tammy) All the time
9/22/2013 1:10:21 AM(Jase) What do you mean. About the environment?
9/22/2013 1:10:35 AM(Tammy) I'm on stage EVERY time I walk out my door
9/22/2013 1:10:44 AM(Jase) I think a camera strap and a bass strap are the same
9/22/2013 1:10:56 AM(Tammy) Because my brand is so strong here
9/22/2013 1:11:31 AM(Tammy) I work in an environment that I created to be PERFECT for me
9/22/2013 1:11:41 AM(Jase) Living on a lighted stage approaches the unreal �� for those who think and feel ��
9/22/2013 1:11:44 AM(Tammy) So that's my bliss
9/22/2013 1:11:51 AM(Jase) Like physical environment?
9/22/2013 1:11:56 AM(Tammy) Yes
9/22/2013 1:12:09 AM(Jase) People too I assume. Your team?
9/22/2013 1:12:09 AM(Tammy) And emotional and intellectual
9/22/2013 1:12:12 AM(Tammy) Yup
9/22/2013 1:12:17 AM(Jase) That is super awesome
9/22/2013 1:12:28 AM(Jase) Kudos
9/22/2013 1:12:29 AM(Tammy) Hand picked to cover my weak spots
9/22/2013 1:12:41 AM(Tammy) It's a process J
9/22/2013 1:12:44 AM(Jase) Smart!!! That takes some insight right there
9/22/2013 1:13:03 AM(Tammy) I'm pretty smart at building a business
9/22/2013 1:13:09 AM(Jase) So what the next part of the process?
9/22/2013 1:13:17 AM(Jase) You're moving. What for?
9/22/2013 1:13:23 AM(Tammy) *dog fart*
9/22/2013 1:13:34 AM(Jase) Damn. I even smelled that one
9/22/2013 1:13:41 AM(Tammy) I am on the edge of a ghetto
9/22/2013 1:13:58 AM(Tammy) Lots of homeless people and drug dealers.
9/22/2013 1:14:07 AM(Jase) Ah
9/22/2013 1:14:13 AM(Tammy) It's gotten worse and I am OVER it
9/22/2013 1:14:35 AM(Tammy) I like the space but cannot deal with the outside
9/22/2013 1:15:06 AM(Jase) In terms of feeling safe? Or more/other?
9/22/2013 1:15:10 AM(Tammy) The next part is building the studio as an entity
9/22/2013 1:15:37 AM(Tammy) So it runs and makes money independently of me
9/22/2013 1:16:04 AM(Jase) Oh smart!
9/22/2013 1:16:15 AM(Tammy) I now have two associates.  I take half of everything they do
9/22/2013 1:16:35 AM(Tammy) I want to double the gross for 2014
9/22/2013 1:16:41 AM(Jase) Associates meaning photographers?
9/22/2013 1:16:46 AM(Tammy) Yes
9/22/2013 1:17:00 AM(Jase) So to double - more associates?
9/22/2013 1:17:09 AM(Tammy) And a video guy and a writer and a social media person
9/22/2013 1:17:41 AM(Tammy) No.  It was just me with Ali taking on weddings for the first time this yeAr
9/22/2013 1:17:47 AM(Jase) Very cool. And there's a big enough market in Rochester? Or you have to expand geographically?
9/22/2013 1:18:03 AM(Tammy) I will fill her schedule and one other shooter
9/22/2013 1:18:21 AM(Tammy) Yes.  It's a surprisingly traditional town
9/22/2013 1:18:44 AM(Tammy) There are only a handful of really good shooters.
9/22/2013 1:18:53 AM(Tammy) I'd say less than five.
9/22/2013 1:18:59 AM(Tammy) I'm one.
9/22/2013 1:19:19 AM(Tammy) I turned away over 400 brides two years ago
9/22/2013 1:19:33 AM(Tammy) So I thought...hmmmmm
9/22/2013 1:19:39 AM(Jase) Wow. That IS  a market
9/22/2013 1:19:47 AM(Tammy) I hate leaving money on the table
9/22/2013 1:19:53 AM(Jase) Yep
9/22/2013 1:20:02 AM(Tammy) Plus my portrait work has exploded.
9/22/2013 1:20:19 AM(Tammy) I gave Ali the seniors this summer
9/22/2013 1:20:39 AM(Jase) How do you like portrait vs wedding?
9/22/2013 1:20:53 AM(Tammy) I want to do more conceptual stuff
9/22/2013 1:21:29 AM(Jase) I saw some of the conceptual stuff you posted a bit ago and LOVED it
9/22/2013 1:21:46 AM(Tammy) I love weddings.  But they are 10 hours of intense work and then another 40+ hours after that
9/22/2013 1:22:00 AM(Tammy) I'd like to do way fewer myself
9/22/2013 1:22:14 AM(Jase) Is there any money in the conceptual stuff?
9/22/2013 1:22:36 AM(Tammy) I've set a goal for the studio to shoot 100 weddings in 2014
9/22/2013 1:22:53 AM(Tammy) We did 50 this year
9/22/2013 1:22:59 AM(Jase) Ah good
9/22/2013 1:23:16 AM(Tammy) There can be money.  But weddings you can budget
9/22/2013 1:23:27 AM(Jase) Yeah
9/22/2013 1:23:29 AM(Tammy) I'm being boring.
9/22/2013 1:23:33 AM(Tammy) Sorry.
9/22/2013 1:23:37 AM(Jase) No I love this
9/22/2013 1:23:40 AM(Tammy) I love business
9/22/2013 1:24:05 AM(Jase) How did you develop the business acumen? Study explicitly? Comes natural?
9/22/2013 1:24:35 AM(Tammy) I'm also niching into entrepreneurs.  I want to be a visual expert
9/22/2013 1:24:49 AM(Tammy) Well.  I was a teacher.
9/22/2013 1:25:07 AM(Tammy) I was a VP at a top ten children's museum
9/22/2013 1:25:22 AM(Tammy) I ran a 10,000 member YMCA
9/22/2013 1:25:31 AM(Tammy) And I was in sales
9/22/2013 1:25:46 AM(Tammy) So I carry all of that with me to this
9/22/2013 1:25:58 AM(Jase) Fabulous
9/22/2013 1:26:05 AM(Tammy) I might be type A
9/22/2013 1:26:20 AM(Tammy) But I love it.
9/22/2013 1:26:22 AM(Jase) You might be a type A if...
9/22/2013 1:26:33 AM(Tammy) It's MY addiction
9/22/2013 1:26:47 AM(Tammy) Not the flattery...the SUCCESS
9/22/2013 1:26:50 AM(Tammy) Lol
9/22/2013 1:26:59 AM(Tammy) I am so competitive
9/22/2013 1:27:05 AM(Jase) Heh. I get that. Like my apps and my music. I'm just driven
9/22/2013 1:27:05 AM(Tammy) It's gross
9/22/2013 1:27:11 AM(Jase) I totally get that
9/22/2013 1:27:18 AM(Jase) I embrace it.
9/22/2013 1:27:25 AM(Jase) I didn't used to
9/22/2013 1:27:39 AM(Tammy) I can't believe we have never met in person.
9/22/2013 1:28:05 AM(Jase) Me either. But we can't rush things. It's only been 6 years
9/22/2013 1:28:05 AM(Tammy) I don't even know how we started talking.
9/22/2013 1:28:17 AM(Tammy) Laughing.  REALLY??!
9/22/2013 1:28:22 AM(Tammy) Dammmm
9/22/2013 1:28:24 AM(Jase) Missy's blog maybe?
9/22/2013 1:28:31 AM(Jase) Or Flickr?
9/22/2013 1:28:30 AM(Tammy) Nope
9/22/2013 1:28:36 AM(Tammy) Nope
9/22/2013 1:28:54 AM(Tammy) I think I stumbled onto your meme blog
9/22/2013 1:29:00 AM(Tammy) At some point
9/22/2013 1:29:03 AM(Jase) Actually your blog.
9/22/2013 1:29:08 AM(Jase) Hah jinx!
9/22/2013 1:29:08 AM(Tammy) No.
9/22/2013 1:29:13 AM(Tammy) Reverse!
9/22/2013 1:29:31 AM(Jase) Wonder how you came across me
9/22/2013 1:29:31 AM(Tammy) I stalked you first prolly
9/22/2013 1:29:36 AM(Jase) Hah!!!
9/22/2013 1:29:58 AM(Jase) Looking for racy pufferfish videos
9/22/2013 1:30:05 AM(Tammy) OMG *dog fart*
9/22/2013 1:30:17 AM(Tammy) *dog fart*
9/22/2013 1:30:28 AM(Tammy) Poor baby!!!
9/22/2013 1:30:30 AM(Jase) What did she eat?
9/22/2013 1:30:33 AM(Tammy) Laughing
9/22/2013 1:30:48 AM(Tammy) I gave her a beef bone
9/22/2013 1:30:53 AM(Tammy) Yuck
9/22/2013 1:31:07 AM(Tammy) Still laughing
9/22/2013 1:31:09 AM(Jase) Ah the licking sound from before
9/22/2013 1:31:14 AM(Tammy) Yup yup
9/22/2013 1:31:27 AM(Tammy) Here's MY penance!
9/22/2013 1:31:41 AM(Tammy) Ok lover.  I'm going to bed.
9/22/2013 1:31:53 AM(Tammy) Shoot tomorrow of rich
9/22/2013 1:31:59 AM(Tammy) Superficial
9/22/2013 1:32:04 AM(Tammy) Politician
9/22/2013 1:32:06 AM(Jase) Yeah smart. Super nice to be back in touch.
9/22/2013 1:32:10 AM(Jase) Oh bleh
9/22/2013 1:32:11 AM(Tammy) And family
9/22/2013 1:32:23 AM(Jase) Good luck :-)
9/22/2013 1:32:37 AM(Tammy) Yeah yeah.  Let's keep doing it.  When we are bored
9/22/2013 1:32:41 AM(Jase) Me?  Weeding!
9/22/2013 1:32:47 AM(Jase) Yeah let's
9/22/2013 1:32:59 AM(Jase) Buenas noches
9/22/2013 1:34:33 AM(Tammy) *dog fart*
9/22/2013 1:35:07 AM(Jase) I'm going to make that my What'sApp sound
9/22/2013 1:35:19 AM(Tammy) Gunna be a long night.  Lol��������
9/22/2013 1:35:48 AM(Jase) Three words. Dog butt plug
9/22/2013 1:35:53 AM(Tammy) Laughing.  Mine doesn't have a sound
9/22/2013 1:36:00 AM(Tammy) Nooooooooop
9/22/2013 1:36:10 AM(Tammy) U r killing me.
9/22/2013 1:36:21 AM(Tammy) yuck!
9/22/2013 1:36:30 AM(Jase) Tell your applicants it's all in the timing
9/22/2013 5:32:45 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 5:32:50 PM(Jase) My penance is blooming
9/22/2013 5:33:27 PM(Tammy) Pretty!!!
9/22/2013 6:01:04 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 6:01:18 PM(Tammy) Ridiculous house today for session
9/22/2013 6:01:30 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 6:01:38 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 6:01:49 PM(Tammy) That is fake grass.  Yup.
9/22/2013 6:18:07 PM(Jase) AstroTurf!  Did the kid seem happy?
9/22/2013 6:18:23 PM(Tammy) Super happy
9/22/2013 6:18:31 PM(Tammy) They were adorbs
9/22/2013 6:18:43 PM(Jase) Oh good
9/22/2013 6:18:45 PM(Tammy) Went much better than expected
9/22/2013 6:18:49 PM(Jase) Yay!
9/22/2013 6:19:09 PM(Jase) Just got an email that someone tried to open. Credit card in my name
9/22/2013 6:19:25 PM(Jase) Thought I'd paid enough penance for the day...
9/22/2013 6:19:26 PM(Tammy) Whoa
9/22/2013 6:19:36 PM(Tammy) Someone random?
9/22/2013 6:20:02 PM(Jase) Prob. Didn't have my proper ssn
9/22/2013 6:20:16 PM(Tammy) Thank god!!
9/22/2013 6:20:29 PM(Jase) Yeah kind of freaky
9/22/2013 6:20:41 PM(Jase) Glad your shoot went well
9/22/2013 6:20:49 PM(Tammy) Me.  Too.
9/22/2013 7:15:01 PM(Tammy) Should editing.  Instead?  Food Network.  I don't cook.
9/22/2013 7:15:26 PM(Jase) LOVE food network
9/22/2013 7:15:57 PM(Jase) Eat out a lot then? Or just lick your screen?
9/22/2013 7:16:26 PM(Tammy) Haha.  Waiting for a man who cooks
9/22/2013 7:16:38 PM(Tammy) It's not that I can't cook.
9/22/2013 7:16:47 PM(Tammy) I just suck at it
9/22/2013 7:16:52 PM(Jase) :-)
9/22/2013 7:17:00 PM(Jase) Hold your breath for that guy
9/22/2013 7:17:28 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 7:17:37 PM(Tammy) Pancakes
9/22/2013 7:17:38 PM(Jase) In other news, I love to cook
9/22/2013 7:17:43 PM(Jase) Pancakes!!!
9/22/2013 7:17:47 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/22/2013 7:18:09 PM(Jase) Put some mango chutney and mint leaves on there and you're talking
9/22/2013 7:18:21 PM(Jase) And a bit of sriracha if you like adventure
9/22/2013 7:18:24 PM(Tammy) Oh for fuck sake
9/22/2013 7:18:32 PM(Jase) Literally lol
9/22/2013 7:18:38 PM(Tammy) I have NONE of those things.
9/22/2013 7:18:43 PM(Tammy) Lmao.  Yes
9/22/2013 7:19:47 PM(Tammy) U r showing off
9/22/2013 7:20:00 PM(Jase) I'm actually obsessed with cooking
9/22/2013 7:20:10 PM(Jase) And you're right
9/22/2013 7:20:25 PM(Jase) I want to be Alton brown when I grow up
9/22/2013 7:20:25 PM(Tammy) How does one become obsessed with cooking
9/22/2013 7:20:34 PM(Tammy) I love Alton
9/22/2013 7:20:42 PM(Jase) Watching food network is how!
9/22/2013 7:21:03 PM(Jase) And listening to too much splendid table
9/22/2013 7:21:05 PM(Tammy) I've watched it forever AND I love buying cookbooks
9/22/2013 7:21:11 PM(Tammy) Still nothing
9/22/2013 7:21:19 PM(Jase) Haha
9/22/2013 7:22:03 PM(Jase) Just keep watching. It'll osmose
9/22/2013 7:22:29 PM(Tammy) I don't believe you.  I thought we agreed not to lie to each other
9/22/2013 7:22:42 PM(Tammy) (What book is that line from?)
9/22/2013 7:22:56 PM(Jase) Ooh. 9-1/2 weeks?
9/22/2013 7:23:11 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  The kitchen scene
9/22/2013 7:23:18 PM(Tammy) No
9/22/2013 7:23:25 PM(Tammy) YA
9/22/2013 7:23:34 PM(Jase) The very hungry caterpillar?
9/22/2013 7:23:35 PM(Tammy) Very very very popular
9/22/2013 7:23:47 PM(Tammy) Trilogy
9/22/2013 7:24:06 PM(Jase) 50 shades?
9/22/2013 7:24:18 PM(Tammy) No.  Did u read that?
9/22/2013 7:24:23 PM(Jase) Not yet
9/22/2013 7:24:43 PM(Tammy) Not even close.  Made into a movie
9/22/2013 7:24:53 PM(Jase) Lord of the rings?
9/22/2013 7:24:58 PM(Jase) Srsly. I'm so lame
9/22/2013 7:25:18 PM(Tammy) Hunger Games book 3
9/22/2013 7:25:27 PM(Tammy) You FAIL!  Lol
9/22/2013 7:25:35 PM(Tammy) I love YA books
9/22/2013 7:25:37 PM(Jase) Ah love that book. Only read 1 and half of 2
9/22/2013 7:25:41 PM(Jase) Me too!
9/22/2013 7:25:50 PM(Jase) Just re watched the movie too
9/22/2013 7:25:54 PM(Tammy) OMG.  I read all 3 in 9 hours
9/22/2013 7:26:03 PM(Tammy) And two days
9/22/2013 7:26:05 PM(Jase) You are a machine
9/22/2013 7:26:12 PM(Tammy) I have a problem
9/22/2013 7:26:25 PM(Jase) You're driven?
9/22/2013 7:26:36 PM(Tammy) I also read around 5 books at once
9/22/2013 7:26:53 PM(Jase) I love reading. Never find the time lately
9/22/2013 7:27:06 PM(Jase) Though I may have to read HG 2&3
9/22/2013 7:27:12 PM(Tammy) I keep kindle app on my phone
9/22/2013 7:27:28 PM(Tammy) Read ALL THE TIME in between other things
9/22/2013 7:27:38 PM(Tammy) Here's my current list:
9/22/2013 7:27:46 PM(Jase) Death cab playing at Walmart. Weird
9/22/2013 7:27:50 PM(Jase) Hate this place
9/22/2013 7:28:03 PM(Tammy) Ugh.  I refuse to go there
9/22/2013 7:28:13 PM(Tammy) I abhor shopping
9/22/2013 7:28:19 PM(Jase) I usu refuse
9/22/2013 7:28:28 PM(Jase) And me too
9/22/2013 7:28:32 PM(Tammy) If I can't order from amazon I rarely buy it
9/22/2013 7:28:35 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/22/2013 7:29:04 PM(Tammy) James Altucher Choose Yourself
9/22/2013 7:29:30 PM(Tammy) Cashvertising
9/22/2013 7:30:09 PM(Tammy) May Cause Miracles by Gabrielle Bernstein
9/22/2013 7:31:27 PM(Jase) Any more?
9/22/2013 7:31:45 PM(Tammy) The power of starting something stupid
9/22/2013 7:32:04 PM(Jase) Checking out. Hold
9/22/2013 7:32:09 PM(Tammy) And a lot of fiction I re read when I just need to relax
9/22/2013 7:33:31 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 7:33:39 PM(Tammy) Have you read this?
9/22/2013 7:33:46 PM(Tammy) Effing AWESOME
9/22/2013 7:35:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 7:35:49 PM(Tammy) Also awesome.  Translated from Spanish.
9/22/2013 7:36:54 PM(Jase) Haven't heard of either. Which should I read first?
9/22/2013 7:37:37 PM(Tammy) Read "the flich" first.  It's 40 pages and free on Amazon.  Life changing.
9/22/2013 7:37:52 PM(Tammy) A Seth Godin project
9/22/2013 7:37:55 PM(Jase) Wow. Ok. Reading on the phone works, yes?
9/22/2013 7:38:01 PM(Tammy) Um yeah.
9/22/2013 7:38:54 PM(Jase) K cool idea. Prob more productive than FB for interstitial time
9/22/2013 7:39:40 PM(Jase) Gotta scoot. More soon. Had a great talk with my dear friend Michael today about life and relationships. Co authors vs editors
9/22/2013 7:41:09 PM(Tammy) K catch me up next time boredom strikes
9/22/2013 7:41:26 PM(Jase) K
9/22/2013 8:06:59 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 8:07:23 PM(Tammy) Fancy
9/22/2013 8:07:25 PM(Jase) Dinner. Stir fried kale and okra and onion over whole wheat couscous. And leftover colcannon
9/22/2013 8:07:31 PM(Jase) I'm showing off :-)
9/22/2013 8:08:03 PM(Tammy) You ARE showing off.
9/22/2013 8:08:15 PM(Tammy) I only have two comments:
9/22/2013 8:08:23 PM(Tammy) ��
9/22/2013 8:08:27 PM(Tammy) And
9/22/2013 8:09:00 PM(Tammy) ��
9/22/2013 8:09:22 PM(Jase) Haha!!
9/22/2013 8:09:44 PM(Tammy) I can no longer be your friend.  You are obviously too sophisticated.
9/22/2013 8:10:00 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 8:09:57 PM(Tammy) Today I bought a beet.
9/22/2013 8:10:01 PM(Jase) Come on by. We'll uncork one.
9/22/2013 8:10:22 PM(Jase) Ok I'll change dinner to be your friend. It's hungry man and beer now
9/22/2013 8:10:26 PM(Jase) A beet?!?
9/22/2013 8:10:39 PM(Tammy) Here's my friends reaction
9/22/2013 8:10:47 PM(Tammy) That's adorable. 1beet??? I know you don't want to totally commit to them but 1 is going to be a problem. Can we collect up a few more? I'll make you beet. Juice this week.
9/22/2013 8:10:59 PM(Tammy) HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
9/22/2013 8:11:19 PM(Tammy) I have commitment issues
9/22/2013 8:11:42 PM(Jase) Soon you'll be part of the beet generation
9/22/2013 8:11:59 PM(Tammy) ������
9/22/2013 8:13:31 PM(Jase) You, jack carrot-wac, Allen ginseng, and William s. Potato
9/22/2013 8:14:41 PM(Tammy) Or Kevin bacon
9/22/2013 8:14:50 PM(Tammy) And Fiona apple
9/22/2013 8:14:59 PM(Jase) Yes!
9/22/2013 8:15:19 PM(Tammy) ��
9/22/2013 8:15:39 PM(Jase) What exactly are you going todo with the 1beet?
9/22/2013 8:16:04 PM(Tammy) Beet lemon ginger apple carrot
9/22/2013 8:17:06 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 8:17:11 PM(Jase) Oh cool
9/22/2013 8:17:20 PM(Tammy) I'm obsessed
9/22/2013 8:17:25 PM(Tammy) With THAT
9/22/2013 8:17:33 PM(Tammy) is that cooking?
9/22/2013 8:17:35 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/22/2013 8:18:06 PM(Jase) Sure!
9/22/2013 8:18:21 PM(Tammy) Ok.  Then I cook.
9/22/2013 8:18:41 PM(Tammy) FTW
9/22/2013 8:47:34 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/22/2013 9:27:26 PM(Jase) Nice. Very Buddhist
9/22/2013 9:27:38 PM(Jase) There is no "the flich" on Amazon
9/22/2013 9:28:34 PM(Tammy) http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0062Q7S3S
9/22/2013 9:29:12 PM(Jase) Awesome. Can't wait
9/22/2013 9:29:38 PM(Tammy) It will push your buttons.  Be warned.
9/22/2013 9:29:48 PM(Tammy) It's AWESOME
9/22/2013 9:30:30 PM(Jase) K
9/22/2013 10:14:50 PM(Jase) I love facing the flinch. It's my mantra. MK sucks at facing the flinch
9/22/2013 10:15:08 PM(Jase) Facing the flinch is why I'm one of the best parents around
9/22/2013 10:15:21 PM(Jase) Great book. Thx for the pointer
9/22/2013 10:15:22 PM(Tammy) You are?  Lol
9/22/2013 10:15:32 PM(Jase) I like having that language
9/22/2013 10:15:35 PM(Tammy) You are welcome
9/22/2013 10:15:55 PM(Jase) My mom had to remind me to face the flinch with Alyssa a few weeks ago
9/22/2013 10:16:17 PM(Jase) The stakes get pretty high with teenagers, right? I flinched
9/22/2013 10:16:24 PM(Tammy) I just got into starting something stupid and realized I knew one of the authors.  Duh.
9/22/2013 10:16:47 PM(Tammy) Yes.  It's the time you have to really face things
9/22/2013 10:17:03 PM(Jase) Then my mom was like "i usually totally agree with your parenting choices but you're wrong on this one" I couldn't deny it
9/22/2013 10:17:28 PM(Jase) How do you know the author?  and how's the book?
9/22/2013 10:17:28 PM(Tammy) I have been working towards facing all my flinches for a while now.
9/22/2013 10:18:04 PM(Tammy) I was reading it and thought.  Wait.  I know this story.  Have I already read this?
9/22/2013 10:18:18 PM(Jase) Yeah it's a great reflex. and the author nails it. You might not need it now but you better have the face the flinch reflex for when the shit hits the fan
9/22/2013 10:18:20 PM(Tammy) But no.  I went to a workshop with her
9/22/2013 10:18:33 PM(Jase) Oh cool. Did she tell the story at the workshop?
9/22/2013 10:18:41 PM(Tammy) It occurs at every level
9/22/2013 10:18:47 PM(Tammy) Yes she told it.
9/22/2013 10:18:52 PM(Jase) Oh cool
9/22/2013 10:19:13 PM(Tammy) But I feel like a shit because I totally judged her
9/22/2013 10:19:30 PM(Tammy) And in hindsight that was small minded
9/22/2013 10:19:38 PM(Jase) Just now or at the workshop?
9/22/2013 10:19:39 PM(Tammy) And I hate that
9/22/2013 10:19:45 PM(Tammy) At the workshop
9/22/2013 10:20:02 PM(Jase) Ah tricky
9/22/2013 10:20:18 PM(Tammy) I was pissed because it was about recharging your work and getting an action plan
9/22/2013 10:20:29 PM(Jase) How so?
9/22/2013 10:20:38 PM(Tammy) And when we got there it was a lot of we found god and tears
9/22/2013 10:20:42 PM(Tammy) God
9/22/2013 10:20:49 PM(Jase) Oh my
9/22/2013 10:20:51 PM(Tammy) It was awful
9/22/2013 10:21:06 PM(Tammy) Totally didn't expect it
9/22/2013 10:21:14 PM(Tammy) And so I shut down
9/22/2013 10:21:17 PM(Jase) Ug.
9/22/2013 10:21:20 PM(Jase) And?
9/22/2013 10:21:48 PM(Tammy) And then became very critical of what I perceived as non authentic tears
9/22/2013 10:22:01 PM(Tammy) Lots of crying.  OMG
9/22/2013 10:22:28 PM(Tammy) Everyone had to tell a story and there was a lot of hugging and swaying.
9/22/2013 10:22:45 PM(Tammy) Not that that's BAD but tell it like it is upfront
9/22/2013 10:22:54 PM(Tammy) So I made up a story
9/22/2013 10:23:09 PM(Tammy) Because I just didn't BELIEVE them.
9/22/2013 10:23:12 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/22/2013 10:23:19 PM(Tammy) So now I feel bad.
9/22/2013 10:28:25 PM(Jase) What story?
9/22/2013 10:28:51 PM(Tammy) I can't remember.  Something stupid and innocuous.
9/22/2013 10:30:05 PM(Jase) Like a story to bail out of the workshop?
9/22/2013 10:30:38 PM(Tammy) No.  A heartwarming tale to share with the group.  Minus tears.
9/22/2013 10:36:30 PM(Jase) Oh my.
9/22/2013 10:36:48 PM(Jase) Why feel bed tho. Weren't you misled by all accounts?
9/22/2013 10:43:29 PM(Tammy) I feel so yes.  But the story in print is pretty compelling.  I just couldn't hear it in person.
9/22/2013 10:43:57 PM(Jase) Ah ok
9/22/2013 10:45:13 PM(Jase) Love the kindle app. Especially that you can do white text on black background.
9/22/2013 10:45:25 PM(Jase) That's how I work on code. Love it
9/22/2013 11:24:15 PM(Jase) Haha. Have you done the cold shower test?
9/23/2013 8:42:57 AM(Tammy) I did!  Fuck yeah I did!!
9/23/2013 8:44:18 AM(Jase) That's awesome. How's your flinch afterward?
9/23/2013 8:44:49 AM(Tammy) I'm much more aware of when it's happening.
9/23/2013 8:44:55 AM(Tammy) Did u?
9/23/2013 8:49:13 AM(Jase) Well no. Though Alyssa was showering at the same time as me this am. Water pressure was a bit low. Does that count?
9/23/2013 8:49:20 AM(Jase) ��
9/23/2013 8:49:44 AM(Jase) Will do tomorrow. Did you do it for a whole week?
9/23/2013 8:54:34 AM(Tammy) No.  OMG.  My flinch is freaking at the thought!
9/23/2013 9:02:10 AM(Jase) Don't flinch!
9/23/2013 9:03:16 AM(Jase) My relationship meditation for you for today... Lover as co-creator vs. lover as editor
9/23/2013 9:22:14 AM(Tammy) U didn't talk about that yet
9/23/2013 9:58:52 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 10:34:18 AM(Jase) Yeah it's a preview meditation
9/23/2013 10:34:29 AM(Jase) Like the img. Like the movement
9/23/2013 2:49:11 PM(Tammy) My head is going to blow right off today.  Second shoot of the day and then two more meetings.  Wheeeeeee
9/23/2013 3:00:15 PM(Jase) That's a lot for a Monday!  Do you do corporate stuff too?
9/23/2013 3:22:59 PM(Tammy) Yup
9/23/2013 3:23:20 PM(Jase) So what are you shooting today?
9/23/2013 3:23:23 PM(Tammy) Every day is like that.  Why am I not a millionaire?  Lol
9/23/2013 3:23:39 PM(Jase) You will be
9/23/2013 3:23:44 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 3:26:51 PM(Jase) I was poking around your videos. Saw the "something about this girl" video and was like "awww".  Then I was like "wait, that's the couple she sent me".  Those were some pretty authentic tears...
9/23/2013 3:27:55 PM(Jase) Good acting then or what?  Those people sure were all beautiful
9/23/2013 3:33:46 PM(Tammy) Acting
9/23/2013 3:36:25 PM(Jase) Alas... Kinda tugged at my heart with the dad talking about how the kids loved the stepmom so much. Nice production. Good luck with shoots, meetings. Look me up later when you are bored. And watch out. I figured out how to type into What'sApp from my laptop keyboard. JKD firehose is about to ensue. you'll need your flinch reflexes after all
9/23/2013 3:36:30 PM(Jase) ������
9/23/2013 8:37:14 PM(Tammy) Teach me how on a Mac
9/23/2013 8:43:52 PM(Jase) What kind of phone do you have?
9/23/2013 8:44:03 PM(Tammy) iPhone 5
9/23/2013 8:44:38 PM(Jase) Ok. Get 1Keyboard. It's like 6.99 but it has a 2 day trial
9/23/2013 8:44:50 PM(Jase) Or... Just use iMessage!!!
9/23/2013 8:44:54 PM(Jase) ��
9/23/2013 8:48:19 PM(Tammy) U r so sophisticated
9/23/2013 8:50:07 PM(Jase) You are too. You have a beet
9/23/2013 8:50:34 PM(Jase) Wrote a song weeding with my friend Michael tonight. Check it out
9/23/2013 8:52:03 PM(Jase) Here goes. Real time
9/23/2013 8:52:53 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 9:00:59 PM(Tammy) Tell me you have a bigger bed than a double
9/23/2013 9:01:03 PM(Tammy) Lol!
9/23/2013 9:01:50 PM(Jase) King. Poetic license
9/23/2013 9:01:52 PM(Tammy) You are so talented dood
9/23/2013 9:02:07 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/23/2013 9:02:53 PM(Tammy) Haha to poetic license not the talented part
9/23/2013 9:03:17 PM(Jase) You know. You get some chops up with your tools, you invite the muse, then you get the fuck out of the way
9/23/2013 9:03:22 PM(Jase) I know you know
9/23/2013 9:03:51 PM(Tammy) ��
9/23/2013 9:04:28 PM(Jase) How'd your shoots & meetings go?
9/23/2013 9:05:33 PM(Tammy) Two shoots both good.  One meeting rescheduled.
9/23/2013 9:05:59 PM(Jase) Editing time then?
9/23/2013 9:06:07 PM(Tammy) Tomorrow one big shoot and two meetings
9/23/2013 9:06:21 PM(Tammy) No.  Cuz the meeting was at 7:30 pm
9/23/2013 9:06:49 PM(Tammy) And I already had written it off
9/23/2013 9:09:44 PM(Jase) Caught up on some of your videos. Hump day was funny. The woman doing the hump dance has some awesome comedic timing
9/23/2013 9:10:28 PM(Tammy) Lauren.  Yes.  I love her so much.  We did coach her on the timing tho.  Not going to lie.  Lol
9/23/2013 9:11:20 PM(Jase) Indeed plus you got the cuts just right
9/23/2013 9:11:32 PM(Tammy) That was an AWFUL day.  I videotaped under duress.  Lol
9/23/2013 9:11:45 PM(Jase) Ha you couldn't tell
9/23/2013 9:11:57 PM(Tammy) Yeah ok JD
9/23/2013 9:12:54 PM(Tammy) I'm ready for the firehose
9/23/2013 9:14:02 PM(Jase) :-) gotta tuck babies and then I'll climb in bed and hook up the 1keyboard. Put on the fire retardant. Or something
9/23/2013 9:14:21 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/23/2013 9:14:39 PM(Tammy) ����������������
9/23/2013 9:48:12 PM(Jase) Battery out on MacBook. Forgot charger at work. Looks like you get the JD trickle. Which sounds like a bad venereal disease
9/23/2013 9:48:27 PM(Tammy) Ewwwwww
9/23/2013 9:48:51 PM(Jase) Did you try 1keyboard?
9/23/2013 9:49:02 PM(Tammy) ��
9/23/2013 9:49:06 PM(Jase) You can control other macs, etcetera
9/23/2013 9:49:35 PM(Tammy) I was to afraid to disconnect my computer from Bluetooth
9/23/2013 9:49:39 PM(Tammy) Too
9/23/2013 9:50:00 PM(Jase) Hah. Never get it back?  Just a pretty brick?
9/23/2013 9:50:35 PM(Jase) Hey so you were born in IL. Where did you grow up?
9/23/2013 9:53:22 PM(Tammy) Here.  Both of my parents were from the same small town.
9/23/2013 9:53:56 PM(Jase) Rochester must have similar accents to Chicago. It's very familiar
9/23/2013 9:55:26 PM(Tammy) It totally is.  I feel most at home in Chicago.  Even more than NYC.
9/23/2013 9:56:11 PM(Jase) That's so funny. I wonder if Rochester would feel the same to mr Windy City here
9/23/2013 9:56:45 PM(Tammy) Mmmmm not sure.  It is soooo much smaller.
9/23/2013 9:57:13 PM(Jase) So what are you doing?
9/23/2013 9:57:48 PM(Tammy) Sitting on the couch watching The Voice
9/23/2013 9:57:59 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 9:58:01 PM(Jase) :-)
9/23/2013 9:58:09 PM(Tammy) Post doggie daycare
9/23/2013 9:58:17 PM(Jase) Geez that's a cute dog
9/23/2013 9:58:33 PM(Jase) Does she also come to the office w you?
9/23/2013 9:58:40 PM(Tammy) I know.  People stop me on the street to take her photo
9/23/2013 9:58:56 PM(Tammy) Yup.  She does.  She's kind of famous.
9/23/2013 9:59:14 PM(Tammy) People follow her photos on instagram
9/23/2013 9:59:35 PM(Tammy) And come in feeling like they know her
9/23/2013 10:00:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 10:00:16 PM(Jase) Awww. So does she go to daycare when you're on a shoot then?
9/23/2013 10:00:43 PM(Jase) Wasn't she just asleep??
9/23/2013 10:00:44 PM(Tammy) Sometimes.  I'm training her to sit at my feet when I shoot in the studio
9/23/2013 10:00:52 PM(Tammy) Two diff days
9/23/2013 10:01:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 10:01:38 PM(Tammy) Doesn't always work
9/23/2013 10:01:59 PM(Jase) Ha that'll loosen people up
9/23/2013 10:02:10 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 10:02:34 PM(Jase) Perfect
9/23/2013 10:03:14 PM(Tammy) JDT please
9/23/2013 10:03:35 PM(Jase) Jdt?
9/23/2013 10:03:44 PM(Tammy) JD trickle
9/23/2013 10:03:55 PM(Jase) Heh. Nicely done
9/23/2013 10:04:55 PM(Jase) So I was talking to Michael yesterday. Told him what I want in some future relationship is a co-author. I've ended up with too many editors
9/23/2013 10:05:27 PM(Jase) The idea of co author vs editor came when I fired the counselor MK and I were seeing
9/23/2013 10:05:42 PM(Tammy) Ooooh story!
9/23/2013 10:05:51 PM(Jase) I think it works for any intimate relationship.
9/23/2013 10:05:55 PM(Jase) For me anyway
9/23/2013 10:06:19 PM(Jase) I was seeing her by myself. Trying to tell her my story. What I thought was happening
9/23/2013 10:06:50 PM(Jase) She would stop me before I even got half of it out and started telling me what I was doing wrong
9/23/2013 10:07:10 PM(Tammy) The counselor or MK
9/23/2013 10:07:16 PM(Jase) Was so frustrating because I hadn't even gotten to the starting line so to speak
9/23/2013 10:07:20 PM(Jase) The counselor!
9/23/2013 10:07:28 PM(Tammy) Gheesh
9/23/2013 10:08:25 PM(Jase) And what I wanted was a co author. Someone who could hear my story. Take it in. And be like "what about x?" Or "have you thought about Y?"
9/23/2013 10:09:03 PM(Jase) Or, better, "I had this thing happen one time" or "I have this patient who was in a similar situation"
9/23/2013 10:09:42 PM(Jase) I think that's how relationships work best. When you are equal co authors in the life you create together
9/23/2013 10:09:52 PM(Jase) It's all storytelling, isn't it?
9/23/2013 10:10:08 PM(Tammy) It definitely is
9/23/2013 10:10:24 PM(Jase) Zoe is very much an editor
9/23/2013 10:11:01 PM(Jase) She had a bad migraine tonight. In offered to walk over and give her a neck massage. I did.
9/23/2013 10:11:07 PM(Jase) Was nice bit weird
9/23/2013 10:11:31 PM(Tammy) I bet
9/23/2013 10:12:02 PM(Tammy) Nice weird?  Or weird weird
9/23/2013 10:12:07 PM(Jase) There's still an emotional wall. But nice to have a bit of human touch. Being a single man in a double bed and all
9/23/2013 10:13:15 PM(Tammy) I am a judgment free zone
9/23/2013 10:13:18 PM(Tammy) ;)
9/23/2013 10:13:55 PM(Jase) Nice because it was a tender moment. Weird because it's clear that there's a piece of her that wants to open back up and a piece that isn't letting her. And weird because I enjoy her company and being in contact but know that there's not likely any longer term thing possible based on our general approaches to life
9/23/2013 10:14:08 PM(Jase) But it was nice for what it was
9/23/2013 10:14:25 PM(Jase) How do you like the co author metaphor?
9/23/2013 10:14:49 PM(Tammy) I think nothing it cut and dry
9/23/2013 10:15:03 PM(Jase) ??
9/23/2013 10:21:13 PM(Tammy) I think relationships are give and take    I think opinions are a natural part of it.  Right?
9/23/2013 10:21:43 PM(Jase) Yeah. For sure.
9/23/2013 10:21:48 PM(Tammy) I don't think you can escape someone telling you what they think u should do
9/23/2013 10:21:56 PM(Tammy) At certain points
9/23/2013 10:22:01 PM(Jase) Hmm really?
9/23/2013 10:22:13 PM(Tammy) Yup.
9/23/2013 10:22:25 PM(Jase) Maybe you are right. I guess it's how they tell you
9/23/2013 10:22:46 PM(Tammy) Imagine a relationship with ONLY asking each other clarifying questions.
9/23/2013 10:23:00 PM(Tammy) You'd drive each other CRAZY
9/23/2013 10:23:20 PM(Jase) What do you mean by that?  Could you clarify?
9/23/2013 10:23:26 PM(Tammy) if someone asks for an opinion you give it
9/23/2013 10:23:40 PM(Tammy) What do you mean "clarify"?
9/23/2013 10:23:49 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/23/2013 10:23:54 PM(Jase) :-)
9/23/2013 10:24:28 PM(Jase) Yeah that's the crux. For me I won't give my opinion unless I'm asked in general.
9/23/2013 10:24:33 PM(Tammy) And if someone has experience then they tell you from a place of experience
9/23/2013 10:24:49 PM(Tammy) Hmmmm
9/23/2013 10:25:12 PM(Tammy) Ever?
9/23/2013 10:25:25 PM(Jase) I mean they don't have to come right out and ask but they have to convey that they are interested in my thoughts on the matter
9/23/2013 10:25:32 PM(Jase) Yeah pretty much
9/23/2013 10:25:51 PM(Jase) I think it jams up the creative flow
9/23/2013 10:27:03 PM(Tammy) Ok. I can see it.
9/23/2013 10:27:26 PM(Jase) It's a flow thing
9/23/2013 10:27:31 PM(Tammy) I think I offer opinions sometimes
9/23/2013 10:29:06 PM(Jase) Also it's how you do it. Even my mom with Alyssa recently. She was like "I usually agree with your parenting but you're wrong in this case"
9/23/2013 10:29:59 PM(Jase) I guess it's an authorship thing. If I offer advice, it's always with deference to the fact that the other person is the sovereign author of their own story.
9/23/2013 10:30:53 PM(Jase) I'd go so far as to say offering unsolicited advice is an act of violence.
9/23/2013 10:31:01 PM(Jase) From a Buddhist perspective
9/23/2013 10:34:14 PM(Tammy) There's a difference between kindness and intent and malicious intent
9/23/2013 10:35:25 PM(Jase) Indeed
9/23/2013 10:36:02 PM(Tammy) However.  There can be an IMPLIED ask for advice
9/23/2013 10:36:55 PM(Jase) Yes. And with deeply trusted friends, an open door for it
9/23/2013 10:37:19 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 10:37:47 PM(Tammy) Ok.  But should a RELATIONSHIP be a open door?
9/23/2013 10:37:54 PM(Tammy) Shouldn't.
9/23/2013 10:38:20 PM(Jase) Not sure why but I just feels like a stumble when I talk to Zoe and I hear that what I say isn't right or I shouldn't see it that way that it's like ugh
9/23/2013 10:38:40 PM(Tammy) It's a disconnect.
9/23/2013 10:39:08 PM(Jase) Funny. If it's technical advice. Like if someone was an expert at chopping onions or photoshop or something, then please. Pour on the advice
9/23/2013 10:39:27 PM(Jase) It's the authoring part that is different
9/23/2013 10:40:15 PM(Jase) Do you think a relationship should/shouldn't be an open door?
9/23/2013 10:40:35 PM(Tammy) Should.  But I have never achieved it
9/23/2013 10:40:54 PM(Jase) I do too
9/23/2013 10:41:05 PM(Jase) Anna and I approached it
9/23/2013 10:41:23 PM(Jase) Here's the weird thing. MK and I co authored pretty well
9/23/2013 10:41:34 PM(Jase) It was trust that failed
9/23/2013 10:41:50 PM(Tammy) Why
9/23/2013 10:42:03 PM(Jase) Chris was very loving and trusting but not really a creator, per se
9/23/2013 10:42:32 PM(Jase) It failed because she saw/sees herself as a victim in general
9/23/2013 10:44:14 PM(Tammy) So how do you find that J?  I'm all ears
9/23/2013 10:44:31 PM(Jase) Find the co author?
9/23/2013 10:45:37 PM(Tammy) Yes. Find the co author
9/23/2013 10:47:28 PM(Jase) Hmm. I'm gonna say 1) set an intention. 2) be sure and author ones own story such that it's sufficiently compelling to another "life author". 3) hang out and perfect your squid impression in the meantime.
9/23/2013 10:48:07 PM(Tammy) Why r u perfecting MY squid impression?
9/23/2013 10:48:12 PM(Tammy) ��
9/23/2013 10:49:51 PM(Jase) Because you have your tentacles in me :-)
9/23/2013 10:50:45 PM(Jase) Getting sleepy. That's what I get for horizontal texting.
9/23/2013 10:51:15 PM(Tammy) Silly.  Ok.  I release you from Swales duty.
9/23/2013 10:51:42 PM(Tammy) Ps.  The word tentacle freaks me out.
9/23/2013 10:52:12 PM(Jase) Do I get an honorable discharge?  Though now we are back to discharges and STDs
9/23/2013 10:52:11 PM(Tammy) We have a list of words in the studio that no one is allowed to use
9/23/2013 10:52:20 PM(Jase) You do ?!?
9/23/2013 10:52:30 PM(Jase) And tentacle is one?
9/23/2013 10:52:32 PM(Tammy) That made me laugh outloud
9/23/2013 10:52:44 PM(Jase) I imagine buttplug is another
9/23/2013 10:52:48 PM(Tammy) Tentacle WILL be one.
9/23/2013 10:53:10 PM(Tammy) No.  But plug has no place in writing at TSS
9/23/2013 10:53:21 PM(Tammy)  crevice.
9/23/2013 10:53:25 PM(Tammy) Moist
9/23/2013 10:53:28 PM(Jase) What else is on the list
9/23/2013 10:53:33 PM(Jase) Moist. Yes
9/23/2013 10:53:45 PM(Jase) Unless you have a Sara Lee shoot
9/23/2013 10:53:52 PM(Jase) Crevice?
9/23/2013 10:53:58 PM(Tammy) As teasers.  You will have to wait for the rest.
9/23/2013 10:54:17 PM(Jase) And is crevasse banned by proxy?
9/23/2013 10:54:31 PM(Jase) Ok send me the list!
9/23/2013 10:54:51 PM(Jase) Buenas noches my friend.
9/23/2013 10:55:00 PM(Tammy) Xoxo
9/23/2013 10:57:07 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 10:57:39 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/23/2013 10:57:53 PM(Tammy) Yes.  But it's fancier.  ;)
9/23/2013 10:58:11 PM(Jase) We will have no deep open cracks here!
9/23/2013 10:58:17 PM(Tammy) So slightly more acceptable
9/23/2013 10:58:26 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Ewwwwwwwwww
9/23/2013 10:59:21 PM(Jase) Niitenite ��
9/24/2013 9:33:53 AM(Jase) It's 9:31!  I've been up since 4am staring at my phone waiting for the list of banned words at SwalesHQ. I'm afraid if I type the wrong thing, I'll cause a lot of flinching.
9/24/2013 9:45:28 AM(Tammy) Lol.  Hate to say this but I just.  Got.  Up.  Lol
9/24/2013 9:45:44 AM(Tammy) +side of owning ones biz
9/24/2013 9:46:04 AM(Jase) For sure!!
9/24/2013 3:05:49 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/24/2013 3:05:57 PM(Tammy) The actual list.
9/24/2013 3:07:31 PM(Jase) Drizzle and dollop? The egalitarian cunning linguist in me is feeling a great deal of empathy for the suffering of these maligned words!
9/24/2013 4:30:42 PM(Tammy) It's a team list.  I didn't add those two particulars but I'm willing to respect their presence on the list!
9/24/2013 4:31:19 PM(Jase) Indeed
9/24/2013 4:32:28 PM(Jase) When you hire me, I'm going to add "rhombus" and "glue"
9/24/2013 5:29:40 PM(Tammy) Ok perfect. Lol
9/24/2013 8:15:40 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/24/2013 8:15:42 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/24/2013 8:15:37 PM(Jase) Cripes I love running on campus
9/24/2013 8:16:46 PM(Jase) Ran with Ian. Emma and friend on bikes. I have the best damn life.
9/24/2013 10:22:30 PM(Jase) I love his point about fight or flight. That was THE issue when there was conflict with MK and I. Eventually it was flight indeed
9/24/2013 10:22:50 PM(Jase) Thx for the book tip. Super read.
9/24/2013 10:29:25 PM(Tammy) ❤❤❤
9/24/2013 10:29:33 PM(Tammy) Just home
9/24/2013 10:30:40 PM(Jase) Hoppin today?
9/24/2013 10:31:33 PM(Tammy) You have no idea
9/24/2013 10:32:08 PM(Jase) Hope you took a million shots and made a million bucks
9/24/2013 10:32:54 PM(Tammy) Um. No.
9/24/2013 10:33:38 PM(Tammy) I had to go to a construction site to see a store where they want to use my photos on a major wall
9/24/2013 10:34:06 PM(Jase) Hey that's pretty cool. Was it?
9/24/2013 10:34:14 PM(Tammy) Which won't make me money per se but a big commercial feather
9/24/2013 10:34:29 PM(Jase) It'll be branded?
9/24/2013 10:34:44 PM(Tammy) Nope.
9/24/2013 10:34:51 PM(Jase) Oh foo
9/24/2013 10:35:33 PM(Jase) Steganography. Or a subtle stereogram
9/24/2013 10:35:40 PM(Tammy) Still a good thing though.
9/24/2013 10:35:45 PM(Jase) Good
9/24/2013 10:36:05 PM(Tammy) Haha.  No.  It's okay.  Karma and all that.  And it's a good client
9/24/2013 10:36:25 PM(Jase) Good approach!
9/24/2013 10:37:19 PM(Jase) Made stir fried zucchini and green beans. Was looking boring!  Tried making a homemade peanut sauce. Kids freaking devoured it
9/24/2013 10:44:15 PM(Jase) I'm headed down mon ami. Congrats on the wall :-)
9/24/2013 10:44:27 PM(Tammy) Xoxo.
9/25/2013 8:51:48 AM(Jase) My flinch today. An army of white dudes were handing out bibles today. So wanted to engage. Flinched.
9/25/2013 8:58:40 AM(Tammy) Well.  Shit.  How big did you want to make your day?  That would have been a pretty gigantic conversation for a Wednesday morning!!!
9/25/2013 9:22:46 AM(Jase) I know. I may do it when I go for lunch. Trick is going to be to have compassion and not just see them as a bunch of demonic hegemonic old white dude oppressor fools. You know.
9/25/2013 9:23:08 AM(Jase) I'll just tell them I am working on my flinch
9/25/2013 9:40:47 AM(Tammy) Well once you engage and scratch the flinch be done.   Not worth getting all worked up over.
9/25/2013 9:40:55 AM(Tammy) And thank you
9/25/2013 9:41:32 AM(Tammy) I was in the middle of a workout flinch and this convo got me going MUCH faster.
9/25/2013 9:48:04 AM(Jase) Oh good! We can be flinch accountabilibuddies
9/25/2013 9:48:10 AM(Jase) What's your workout?
9/25/2013 9:50:41 AM(Tammy) 2.5 on my elliptical
9/25/2013 9:50:58 AM(Jase) Awesome. Love the elliptical
9/25/2013 9:51:11 AM(Tammy) Me too.
9/25/2013 7:05:08 PM(Jase) Had college fair tonight for Alyssa. Fun but scary. The muse is strong with Alyssa but how to eat too, right?
9/25/2013 7:05:45 PM(Tammy) Yes.  And it will be ok!
9/25/2013 7:06:04 PM(Jase) I told her she can skip college and head right for team Swales
9/25/2013 7:06:18 PM(Tammy) Tootttally!!!
9/25/2013 8:39:21 PM(Tammy) College Fair.  How old is she now?
9/25/2013 9:06:20 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:06:32 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:06:40 PM(Tammy) New work
9/25/2013 9:07:24 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:07:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:07:45 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:07:48 PM(Jase) Digging to first one. Cool perspective. I don't get the second one
9/25/2013 9:07:51 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:07:54 PM(Jase) Lyssa is 15
9/25/2013 9:08:14 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:08:25 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:08:28 PM(Jase) LOVE the b/w boat one
9/25/2013 9:08:43 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:08:45 PM(Jase) The outline of her hair is so cool against the white
9/25/2013 9:09:00 PM(Tammy) Grooms dad.   Doesn't speak English.
9/25/2013 9:09:09 PM(Jase) Oh how cool
9/25/2013 9:09:36 PM(Jase) Oh I could eat the b/w boat one right up
9/25/2013 9:09:54 PM(Tammy) The second one is a shoe shot too!  Brides shoes...sleeping bridesmaid.
9/25/2013 9:10:02 PM(Jase) And I like the uniqueness of the first one
9/25/2013 9:10:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:10:26 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:10:33 PM(Tammy) Hands.  Face.
9/25/2013 9:10:34 PM(Jase) Wow. Love that one too. The b/w
9/25/2013 9:10:50 PM(Jase) Yeah
9/25/2013 9:11:24 PM(Jase) Must be an interesting challenge to come up with new shots and not use the same ones over and over
9/25/2013 9:11:38 PM(Jase) So you're not like a photographer cover band
9/25/2013 9:11:41 PM(Tammy) That's my super hero power
9/25/2013 9:11:52 PM(Jase) You got that right sister
9/25/2013 9:12:05 PM(Tammy) Haha
9/25/2013 9:12:34 PM(Jase) I'm assuming you keep the spandex superhero suit under the street clothes most of the time
9/25/2013 9:12:47 PM(Tammy) Of course!
9/25/2013 9:13:03 PM(Tammy) I have to blend in.  ;)
9/25/2013 9:13:40 PM(Jase) I'm such a sucker for a contrasty b/w photo
9/25/2013 9:13:48 PM(Tammy) I see that!
9/25/2013 9:15:04 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:15:03 PM(Jase) Did you ever see this one btw?
9/25/2013 9:15:19 PM(Jase) Me in college. My photographer roommate
9/25/2013 9:15:36 PM(Tammy) Old!
9/25/2013 9:15:44 PM(Tammy) Adorbs
9/25/2013 9:16:01 PM(Jase) :-)
9/25/2013 9:16:31 PM(Tammy) He looks like he has one giant knee.  Lol
9/25/2013 9:23:04 PM(Jase) So when did you shoot all of that?
9/25/2013 9:23:36 PM(Tammy) Last three weeks
9/25/2013 9:26:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/25/2013 9:27:29 PM(Jase) That's where it's at right there. How often do you get to see things genuinely from a kids perspective
9/25/2013 9:28:09 PM(Tammy) Well it's not REALLY her perspective
9/25/2013 9:28:36 PM(Jase) No I spose not. It tells her story
9/25/2013 9:29:28 PM(Jase) So what are you up to?
9/25/2013 9:30:19 PM(Tammy) Couch.  Bored as shit.  But tired of working.  Lol
9/25/2013 9:31:15 PM(Jase) Hah! I bet.
9/25/2013 9:31:39 PM(Jase) I found today I was feeling glad to be unattached today
9/25/2013 9:31:45 PM(Jase) Today
9/25/2013 9:32:20 PM(Tammy) What do you mean?
9/25/2013 9:32:31 PM(Tammy) And...flinch?
9/25/2013 9:42:50 PM(Jase) Hard to describe. It's been a long time since I was single. Sort of... Getting to know myself
9/25/2013 9:43:03 PM(Jase) BibleDudes not out at lunch
9/25/2013 9:43:53 PM(Jase) Says single dude going over to watch broad church at Zoe's ������
9/25/2013 9:45:04 PM(Tammy) Oh. Lord.  You have got it bad.
9/25/2013 9:45:37 PM(Jase) No actually not
9/25/2013 9:46:20 PM(Jase) Sort of wish I did have it bad
9/25/2013 9:46:28 PM(Jase) But enjoying a sense of peace.
9/25/2013 9:46:53 PM(Jase) Relationships are stressful. Glad not to have to navigate one right now
9/26/2013 8:09:38 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/26/2013 8:09:45 AM(Tammy) My morning view
9/26/2013 8:10:10 AM(Jase) Ha!  A bit dog-eared
9/26/2013 8:11:28 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/26/2013 8:11:39 AM(Jase) The upside of my morning view. Just out Emma on the bus
9/26/2013 8:12:00 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/26/2013 8:11:59 AM(Jase) The downside
9/26/2013 8:22:47 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/26/2013 8:22:54 AM(Tammy) Awesome!!
9/26/2013 8:27:46 AM(Jase) Shooting today? Editing?  Just scratching Zoe behind the ears all day?
9/26/2013 8:29:23 AM(Tammy) I'm taking my studio manager for a spa day.  Then shooting.  ;)
9/26/2013 8:29:35 AM(Jase) Nice!! Enjoy
9/26/2013 8:30:44 AM(Tammy) ������
9/26/2013 7:51:57 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/26/2013 7:52:06 PM(Tammy) Showing off!
9/26/2013 8:35:53 PM(Jase) Hey!  Thought you said you aren't a cook!
9/26/2013 8:36:21 PM(Tammy) I'm not.  But I can follow a recipe like a BOSS. lol
9/26/2013 8:36:33 PM(Jase) Nice. What are you making?
9/26/2013 8:50:05 PM(Jase) Wait. Lemme guess...  Tuscan beans with basil pesto and mushrooms?  It's a stab in the dark
9/26/2013 8:50:39 PM(Tammy) You are BRILLIANT!  ������
9/26/2013 8:51:14 PM(Tammy) When I cook iwant everyone to know about it
9/26/2013 8:51:44 PM(Jase) Great comedic timing. The whole "pause and wait for jase to check Facebook" :-)
9/26/2013 8:52:32 PM(Tammy) Ba Dum Boom
9/26/2013 8:52:56 PM(Tammy) The charmin bears freak me out
9/26/2013 8:53:14 PM(Jase) Yeah. Like scary clowns
9/26/2013 9:51:51 PM(Jase) Tried to record our rehearsal tonight to send your way but it did not come out ������
9/26/2013 9:52:08 PM(Tammy) Boooooo
9/26/2013 9:52:34 PM(Tammy) Ewwww charmin bears on right now.  Enjoy the movement.  OMG.
9/26/2013 9:53:09 PM(Jase) Enjoy the movement? Is that like the ad tagline?
9/26/2013 9:53:16 PM(Tammy) Yup
9/26/2013 9:53:20 PM(Tammy) ������
9/26/2013 9:53:22 PM(Tammy) ��
9/26/2013 9:53:34 PM(Jase) That is seriously fucked up
9/26/2013 9:59:28 PM(Tammy) Hahaha it's so edgy
9/26/2013 9:59:47 PM(Jase) I think I'd wipe with my cat before I bought charmin now
9/26/2013 10:00:16 PM(Tammy) I like Scott.  Tmi
9/26/2013 10:01:41 PM(Jase) They must have a better tag line. Perhaps "We are Better than that Charmin Shit"
9/26/2013 10:03:04 PM(Tammy) I've been using Scott Toilet paper for years and years because I hate changing the rolls all the time and with 1,000 sheets per roll it lasts a long time. Or at least it used to. When I put the first roll from the package I just purchased on the toilet paper holder, it looked like my paper holder had gotten a lot wider. There was more space on either side of the toilet paper than there was on the last roll. I checked the screws fastening it to the wall, and they hadn't been removed or changed. So I got the empty cardboard roll from the last roll that was in the wastebasket and held it next to the new roll. It shrunk by about half an inch! I checked the upstairs bathroom where we still had a half a roll of the last package, and sure enough, it was narrower.The package still says "1000 sheets per roll" and makes no mention of the new, compact, mini size paper. No discounted price for the more "efficient" size either. I think it's time for a switch to another brand.
9/26/2013 10:03:23 PM(Tammy) People take the time to review toilet paper?
9/26/2013 10:03:46 PM(Tammy) I'm cracking UP
9/26/2013 10:03:48 PM(Jase) Omg. I thought you typed that!
9/26/2013 10:04:09 PM(Jase) Have you seen the banana slicer reviews?
9/26/2013 10:04:37 PM(Tammy) Yes.
9/26/2013 10:04:58 PM(Jase) Love those. And the bic pen for women?
9/26/2013 10:05:05 PM(Tammy) But they are fake.  This is obviously real.
9/26/2013 10:05:13 PM(Jase) Yeah
9/26/2013 10:05:30 PM(Tammy) Yup.  Those were good
9/26/2013 10:06:07 PM(Jase) People need to get a wipe. I mean a life.
9/26/2013 10:06:40 PM(Jase) Ok did you see the jimmy Fallon JT hashtag skit?
9/26/2013 10:06:51 PM(Tammy) Yup
9/26/2013 10:06:57 PM(Jase) Alyssa and I were cracking up
9/26/2013 10:07:36 PM(Jase) Which made me go look up missy Elliott to see what she's been up to. Reading on her now
9/26/2013 10:07:55 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/27/2013 3:34:58 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 3:43:52 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 4:00:31 PM(Tammy) Um....::crackinguplaughing::
9/27/2013 4:00:59 PM(Jase) Watching the soul pancake gratitude thing now
9/27/2013 4:01:09 PM(Jase) Pretty good
9/27/2013 4:01:27 PM(Jase) Who would your recipient be?
9/27/2013 4:02:12 PM(Tammy) Hmmmmmm.  Probably my grandpa.  Passed on but I wish I told him how much he meant to me.
9/27/2013 4:02:23 PM(Jase) Nice
9/27/2013 4:03:22 PM(Tammy) Annnmmdddddddd?
9/27/2013 4:04:03 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 4:04:34 PM(Tammy) Did u get a new meme app?
9/27/2013 4:06:18 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 4:07:15 PM(Tammy) O.   M.   G.
9/27/2013 4:07:44 PM(Jase) I did get a bit choked up by that video. Esp the sisters
9/27/2013 4:09:32 PM(Tammy) Answer the question AVOIDER.
9/27/2013 4:09:59 PM(Jase) Ah I'm a bit slow on the uptake
9/27/2013 4:10:15 PM(Jase) My dad. He's unfailingly dedicated to his family.
9/27/2013 4:10:24 PM(Jase) I should record that video
9/27/2013 4:10:48 PM(Tammy) You.  Should.
9/27/2013 4:11:20 PM(Jase) Btw that whole "glad to be unattached" thing? Today, not so much. Woke up craving the feel of someone's bare skin under my fingertips.
9/27/2013 4:11:29 PM(Jase) TMI I'm sure!
9/27/2013 4:11:41 PM(Jase) I'm so sappy!
9/27/2013 4:12:06 PM(Tammy) I know that feeling.  But it's sooooo not good when it's not good.
9/27/2013 4:12:27 PM(Jase) Got that right. And it would not be good now
9/27/2013 4:12:41 PM(Jase) Maybe I need a FWB. Have you done that?
9/27/2013 4:13:04 PM(Tammy) Be in the moment.  FWB? No.  I can't.
9/27/2013 4:13:14 PM(Tammy) Sex is just too intimate
9/27/2013 4:13:23 PM(Jase) Yeah no kidding
9/27/2013 4:13:26 PM(Tammy) And I can't separate the two
9/27/2013 4:13:34 PM(Jase) You are wise
9/27/2013 4:14:31 PM(Tammy) I am wise.  Not always SMART.  but wise
9/27/2013 4:14:59 PM(Jase) What are you doin today?
9/27/2013 4:15:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 4:15:26 PM(Tammy) So much editing
9/27/2013 4:15:35 PM(Tammy) Huge wedding tomorrow
9/27/2013 4:15:53 PM(Tammy) Showing my favorite couple their video tonight.
9/27/2013 4:16:05 PM(Tammy) Big real estate shoot Sunday
9/27/2013 4:16:09 PM(Tammy) Sigh.
9/27/2013 4:16:17 PM(Jase) Hoppin!
9/27/2013 4:16:41 PM(Jase) No more gourmet cooking this weekend it seems
9/27/2013 4:17:02 PM(Tammy) Um.  No.
9/27/2013 4:17:06 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/27/2013 4:22:34 PM(Tammy) This.  Cracks.  Me.  Up.
9/27/2013 4:22:47 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 4:30:16 PM(Jase) The little kid?
9/27/2013 4:40:34 PM(Tammy) Yeah just the chaos.
9/27/2013 4:41:22 PM(Jase) Love that chaos. It's my life!
9/27/2013 5:38:01 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 5:38:08 PM(Jase) Volunteers
9/27/2013 9:42:00 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/27/2013 9:42:14 PM(Tammy) My video stats for the past year
9/27/2013 10:37:40 PM(Jase) Pretty good! Doing lots of videography?
9/28/2013 5:27:52 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 5:27:53 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 5:55:37 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 5:55:52 PM(Jase) Birthday Party for Emma!
9/28/2013 5:56:08 PM(Jase) Cool where are you?
9/28/2013 6:39:10 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 6:39:18 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 6:39:44 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 6:39:54 PM(Jase) Killing me. Where? Rochester?
9/28/2013 6:41:04 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 6:43:28 PM(Jase) That dress looks like it's made out of actual meringue
9/28/2013 6:43:43 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 6:43:51 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/28/2013 6:43:59 PM(Tammy) It's pretty today
9/28/2013 6:44:13 PM(Jase) Oh sweet
9/28/2013 7:08:19 PM(Tammy) Oh boy do my feet hurt though
9/28/2013 7:09:12 PM(Jase) ������
9/28/2013 7:12:23 PM(Tammy) ����������
9/28/2013 8:20:49 PM(Jase) Ok I need a TS sanity-check whenever you are chillin
9/28/2013 8:21:12 PM(Jase) And its not a result of a house full of 9 year old girls!
9/28/2013 8:48:35 PM(Tammy) Kkkkkk
9/28/2013 8:48:45 PM(Tammy) Midnightish
9/28/2013 9:02:20 PM(Jase) Yes of course you are working. If I'm up that late I'll look you up. Otherwise I'll check in tomorrow.
9/28/2013 11:01:55 PM(Jase) Book on face multiple times. Old dude can't hack it. Will check in tomorrow. Hope your wedding is going well and your dogs aren't barking too loudly
9/28/2013 11:06:28 PM(Tammy) Lame!  Lol
9/29/2013 9:04:02 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/29/2013 9:04:38 AM(Tammy) Made it to the couch.  First meeting in t- minus 60 minutes.
9/29/2013 9:27:18 AM(Jase) Cute shot!  Made it to the couch?  Like all nighter?
9/29/2013 9:32:25 AM(Tammy) Haha no. Just from bed to couch.
9/29/2013 9:32:44 AM(Tammy)  showering
9/29/2013 9:33:05 AM(Jase) Ha nice. Lurching from pillar to post!
9/29/2013 9:33:56 AM(Tammy) That is a perfect description of my laziness
9/29/2013 9:35:00 AM(Jase) Off to rehearse at church. Rough recording of rehearsal yesterday in your email. Alyssa singing.
9/29/2013 9:35:30 AM(Tammy) Can't wait������
9/29/2013 9:40:36 AM(Tammy) OMG your daughter is Regina Spector!  Lol
9/29/2013 9:40:42 AM(Tammy) Very pretty
9/29/2013 10:01:59 AM(Jase) Yeah there is a Regina Spektor connection there! She also sounds like one of my faves - Erin McKeown. Glad you like
9/29/2013 10:02:17 AM(Jase) Good luck lurching to your meeting
9/29/2013 4:34:48 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/29/2013 5:06:24 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/29/2013 5:06:44 PM(Tammy) Zoe and her brothers.  Play date
9/29/2013 7:15:47 PM(Jase) Oh. My. God. Love that
9/29/2013 9:03:41 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/29/2013 9:03:44 PM(Jase) Band practice
9/29/2013 9:18:25 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/29/2013 9:21:54 PM(Tammy) WOW
9/29/2013 9:22:14 PM(Jase) We nailed that one.
9/29/2013 10:30:24 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/29/2013 10:33:32 PM(Jase) A bit rougher but fun
9/30/2013 12:39:57 PM(Tammy) Here's how my day started
9/30/2013 12:40:22 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/30/2013 1:32:17 PM(Jase) Wow that is super bad news. At home? Studio?
9/30/2013 1:34:09 PM(Tammy) Parked on the street.  Handled.
9/30/2013 1:36:28 PM(Jase) ��
9/30/2013 8:21:26 PM(Jase) Hope your day is wrapping up better than it started
9/30/2013 8:23:00 PM(Tammy) Well. I'm driving a Nissan versa for a week.  Which is a significant change from an SUV.
9/30/2013 8:23:29 PM(Jase) Cute litte car, yeah?
9/30/2013 8:24:02 PM(Tammy) Dood.   It's a clown car
9/30/2013 8:24:51 PM(Jase) You should totally do a video of your whole team (including dogs) getting out of it
9/30/2013 8:25:08 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/30/2013 8:25:11 PM(Tammy) No.
9/30/2013 8:25:16 PM(Tammy) Laughing
9/30/2013 8:25:33 PM(Jase) With cute little music
9/30/2013 8:25:52 PM(Jase) And a bride in a big poofy dress too
9/30/2013 8:26:16 PM(Jase) Hey you never told me what your big venture was that didn't work out. I'm calling "EVADER"
9/30/2013 8:26:36 PM(Tammy) ?
9/30/2013 8:26:51 PM(Tammy) What?
9/30/2013 8:27:37 PM(Jase) Something you posted on FB a whole ago
9/30/2013 8:27:42 PM(Jase) While
9/30/2013 8:27:49 PM(Tammy) No I told u
9/30/2013 8:28:02 PM(Tammy) U just weren't paying attention
9/30/2013 8:28:19 PM(Jase) sorry. What are we talking about? ��
9/30/2013 8:28:24 PM(Tammy) I went to Asheville
9/30/2013 8:28:36 PM(Tammy) Worked with a famous photog
9/30/2013 8:28:41 PM(Tammy) Intense
9/30/2013 8:28:45 PM(Tammy) Cried
9/30/2013 8:28:46 PM(Jase) I think that was your other internet buddy
9/30/2013 8:28:48 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/30/2013 8:28:52 PM(Jase) Ah. The crying
9/30/2013 8:28:57 PM(Jase) That was that??
9/30/2013 8:29:00 PM(Tammy) Haha.  You're my only.
9/30/2013 8:29:07 PM(Jase) Awww
9/30/2013 8:29:30 PM(Tammy) Yeah that was that.
9/30/2013 8:29:54 PM(Jase) Ok. I'm all reoriented. You can go back to your regularly scheduled versa
9/30/2013 8:30:11 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.
9/30/2013 8:30:16 PM(Jase) Btw I think this is my last day of being married
9/30/2013 8:30:26 PM(Tammy) Huh.  Yeah?
9/30/2013 8:30:36 PM(Tammy) Is it a good day?
9/30/2013 8:30:39 PM(Jase) I'd have to check
9/30/2013 8:31:34 PM(Jase) No. Pretty sucky. I'm grieving the whole thing harder than I expected. Not sure if it's the fall or the fact that it's official or that the sense of relief has worn off...  Saw MK this am and it was sad
9/30/2013 8:31:55 PM(Tammy) Awwwwwww.  That sucks
9/30/2013 8:32:04 PM(Tammy) I'm sorry JD
9/30/2013 8:33:05 PM(Jase) Yeah. Hey thx. On the positive side my good friend Andrea was over here for like the fifth time, unbidden, to help me wrap up my landscaping dealie bob. I am so loved.
9/30/2013 8:33:31 PM(Tammy) That's awesome!  Women EVERYWHERE
9/30/2013 8:33:40 PM(Tammy) You are a chick magnet
9/30/2013 8:34:35 PM(Jase) Heh. Perhaps. I have this weird superpower. It's called "listening" ��
9/30/2013 8:35:22 PM(Jase) Andrea and I have been friends for 25 years. We crushed on each other in college. She's happily married and one of my best friends of all time
9/30/2013 8:41:47 PM(Tammy) Hmmmmm
9/30/2013 8:42:16 PM(Tammy) I can't judge that being only your Internet friend
9/30/2013 8:42:35 PM(Jase) Judge what?
9/30/2013 8:43:34 PM(Tammy) Your listening super power
9/30/2013 8:44:31 PM(Tammy) I like you but I would never weed five times for ANYONE.  LOL
9/30/2013 8:45:10 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
9/30/2013 8:47:22 PM(Tammy) ������������������
9/30/2013 9:39:01 PM(Jase) Looks like I've been divorced since July. I'm. SO on top of it
9/30/2013 9:40:31 PM(Tammy) Um.  That's really different than September 30th
9/30/2013 9:40:46 PM(Jase) Um. Yeah.
9/30/2013 9:41:19 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:41:23 PM(Jase) I thought it was 60 days from when we filed the final paperwork. It was right then because it had already been 60 since we filed separation
9/30/2013 9:41:40 PM(Jase) Yeah let's go have a beer and celebrate. Or something
9/30/2013 9:41:55 PM(Tammy) Well.  ��
9/30/2013 9:41:59 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:42:07 PM(Jase) Perfect
9/30/2013 9:42:10 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:42:19 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:42:31 PM(Tammy) And half a sweet potato
9/30/2013 9:42:32 PM(Jase) So now that I'm officially single, I've been wanting to ask you something...
9/30/2013 9:42:37 PM(Tammy) Laughing
9/30/2013 9:42:54 PM(Jase) It's really important
9/30/2013 9:43:19 PM(Tammy) Sigh. ��
9/30/2013 9:43:53 PM(Jase) Should I use f1.6 for a narrow depth of field?
9/30/2013 9:43:57 PM(Jase) ������
9/30/2013 9:44:20 PM(Tammy) You know the answer to that question
9/30/2013 9:44:22 PM(Jase) I know. It's a heavy question. Take your time
9/30/2013 9:44:30 PM(Jase) :-D
9/30/2013 9:44:37 PM(Tammy) If you're sophisticated enough to ask it
9/30/2013 9:44:42 PM(Jase) Haha!!!
9/30/2013 9:44:51 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:45:03 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:45:09 PM(Jase) Nice camera!
9/30/2013 9:45:21 PM(Jase) ???
9/30/2013 9:45:30 PM(Tammy) You know
9/30/2013 9:45:38 PM(Tammy) Cigarette after sex?
9/30/2013 9:45:42 PM(Tammy) Lmao
9/30/2013 9:46:31 PM(Jase) I usually go for squid after sex. Coitus calamari
9/30/2013 9:46:49 PM(Tammy) Ew
9/30/2013 9:47:16 PM(Jase) Wait was that a jimmy Fallon reference?
9/30/2013 9:47:35 PM(Tammy) Yes!
9/30/2013 9:47:49 PM(Jase) omFg. You are so with it
9/30/2013 9:47:58 PM(Tammy) 2% power.  Running to get cord
9/30/2013 9:48:03 PM(Jase) And you don't even have a teenager in the house
9/30/2013 9:48:43 PM(Jase) Yeah iOS 7?  Battery killer
9/30/2013 9:50:14 PM(Tammy) Didn't upgrade yet
9/30/2013 9:50:30 PM(Tammy) Killed my mophie
9/30/2013 9:50:43 PM(Jase) It's shiny but you're gonna wanna charge during the day with it
9/30/2013 9:51:03 PM(Tammy) Mophie.  Mophie.  Mophie
9/30/2013 9:51:14 PM(Jase) Ah yeah you'll prob need 2 if you ypgrade
9/30/2013 9:51:16 PM(Tammy) No day charging necessary
9/30/2013 9:51:26 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
9/30/2013 9:51:37 PM(Tammy) I ordered the gold phone
9/30/2013 9:51:46 PM(Tammy) Tell me you are shocked
9/30/2013 9:51:54 PM(Jase) Only a little
9/30/2013 9:51:58 PM(Jase) Bling!!
9/30/2013 9:52:00 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/30/2013 9:52:15 PM(Tammy) Imma gettin a grill next!
9/30/2013 9:52:19 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/30/2013 9:52:53 PM(Jase) ������
9/30/2013 9:53:38 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:54:10 PM(Jase) O.P.  Original Photographer
9/30/2013 9:55:02 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 9:55:01 PM(Jase) Straight outta Rochester
9/30/2013 9:55:13 PM(Tammy) Sounds so ghetto
9/30/2013 9:55:39 PM(Jase) That thing really is a half a sweet potato, isn't it?
9/30/2013 9:56:01 PM(Tammy) It IS
9/30/2013 9:56:06 PM(Jase) Or maybe the tip of a zombie finger
9/30/2013 9:56:16 PM(Tammy) It's almost as good as ��
9/30/2013 9:56:45 PM(Tammy) ����������
9/30/2013 9:57:35 PM(Tammy) Love the voice
9/30/2013 9:58:31 PM(Tammy) ������������
9/30/2013 9:58:40 PM(Jase) Have to give them all some love
9/30/2013 9:58:46 PM(Tammy) Wrong
9/30/2013 9:58:50 PM(Jase) The show the voice?
9/30/2013 9:59:37 PM(Jase) There's a bento box!��
9/30/2013 10:00:34 PM(Tammy) I have recently used
9/30/2013 10:00:46 PM(Tammy) Shit.  I can't find it
9/30/2013 10:00:52 PM(Tammy) The third one
9/30/2013 10:01:17 PM(Jase) Smilies. Fourth page
9/30/2013 10:01:27 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 10:01:31 PM(Tammy) Haha
9/30/2013 10:01:32 PM(Jase) What does it mean?? Like a double rainbow?!?
9/30/2013 10:01:44 PM(Tammy) I won an emoji battle with it
9/30/2013 10:02:02 PM(Jase) Emoji battle !?!?! That sounds better than iron chef
9/30/2013 10:02:05 PM(Tammy) ����
9/30/2013 10:02:20 PM(Jase) ����
9/30/2013 10:03:20 PM(Jase) I think I'd get cable if they had emoji battles in espn
9/30/2013 10:03:33 PM(Tammy) Yes. Well.  Not so glamorous.  My friends and I were trying to use emojis to describe anal sex (don't ask).  And it got hilarious very quickly.
9/30/2013 10:03:50 PM(Tammy) ������
9/30/2013 10:04:34 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 10:04:48 PM(Tammy) ♻
9/30/2013 10:04:57 PM(Tammy) See?  Hilarious.
9/30/2013 10:05:05 PM(Jase) Holy ��, ��, and �� that was funny
9/30/2013 10:05:21 PM(Jase) I'll never look at that emoji the same way
9/30/2013 10:05:31 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
9/30/2013 10:05:39 PM(Tammy) That was just the beginning
9/30/2013 10:05:52 PM(Jase) Sounds like it was the end actually
9/30/2013 10:05:57 PM(Jase) What else?
9/30/2013 10:05:58 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/30/2013 10:06:03 PM(Jase) You have twisted friends
9/30/2013 10:06:06 PM(Tammy) ♉
9/30/2013 10:06:10 PM(Jase) I bet you were sober too
9/30/2013 10:06:22 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I don't really drink
9/30/2013 10:06:33 PM(Tammy) And yes hilarious and twisted
9/30/2013 10:06:39 PM(Jase) Best kinds
9/30/2013 10:07:01 PM(Jase) I would so show that to me bestie but she has a freaking blackberry
9/30/2013 10:07:00 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 10:07:34 PM(Tammy) How can she be your friend with a blackberry?
9/30/2013 10:07:40 PM(Tammy) Disconnect.  Lmao
9/30/2013 10:07:57 PM(Jase) Yeah we've exchanged words about that
9/30/2013 10:08:05 PM(Tammy) ��⚡
9/30/2013 10:08:18 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 10:08:22 PM(Jase) Good thing she is sick and twisted or shed be out
9/30/2013 10:08:37 PM(Tammy) ♨
9/30/2013 10:09:56 PM(Jase) My message to her:
9/30/2013 10:09:59 PM(Jase) Hey does your cute little computer museum, DOS-enabled blackberry get emoji? i.e. ����?
9/30/2013 10:10:25 PM(Tammy) Fire poop?
9/30/2013 10:10:37 PM(Tammy) Or my ass is on fire?
9/30/2013 10:10:44 PM(Jase) You know. Flaming sack of shit
9/30/2013 10:10:57 PM(Tammy) Ah
9/30/2013 10:10:57 PM(Jase) Is that a mr bungle reference?
9/30/2013 10:11:04 PM(Tammy) No.
9/30/2013 10:11:20 PM(Tammy) I'm sadly ignorant of mr bungle
9/30/2013 10:11:39 PM(Tammy) Also what happened Saturday
9/30/2013 10:12:04 PM(Jase) Prob for the better. Strange but brilliant side project of mike somethingorother from faith no more
9/30/2013 10:13:24 PM(Tammy) I loveeeee james spader
9/30/2013 10:13:44 PM(Jase) Oh I was mulling over Zoe. She doesn't reply to prob 1/3 or more of my texts/FB messages. Esp ones about something important to me. Wondering if that is either just a text thing or me being too sensitive
9/30/2013 10:14:05 PM(Jase) But I kinda answered my own question
9/30/2013 10:14:38 PM(Tammy) Neither   She's deliberately not answering
9/30/2013 10:15:18 PM(Jase) I had a HUGE project this summer. Passport. The badges thing. I was so pumped about it. She couldn't find 20 mins for me to show it to her. Even though we play scrabble etc watch movies
9/30/2013 10:15:41 PM(Tammy) And why are you texting important things to someone who is putting up walls
9/30/2013 10:15:50 PM(Jase) Yeah you're right bit I don't get it. I answer pretty much every text or FB message I get from anyone. Email, well, I'm swamped
9/30/2013 10:16:25 PM(Jase) Yeah I'm ready not to. I just don't have any RL person to share stuff with
9/30/2013 10:16:32 PM(Jase) Friends yes
9/30/2013 10:16:45 PM(Tammy) But for someone who is trying to disconnect it seems invasive
9/30/2013 10:17:13 PM(Jase) Except she's not trying to disconnect. She sends me all sorts of stuff that's important to her
9/30/2013 10:17:47 PM(Tammy) Game.
9/30/2013 10:18:05 PM(Jase) Yeah which is a bummer to me. I'm so not a player
9/30/2013 10:18:28 PM(Tammy) Sorry.  But I can't deal with shit like that.
9/30/2013 10:18:45 PM(Jase) You are smart.
9/30/2013 10:18:54 PM(Tammy) She wants your attention because it makes her feel wanted
9/30/2013 10:19:00 PM(Tammy) And attractive
9/30/2013 10:19:03 PM(Jase) Bingo
9/30/2013 10:19:24 PM(Tammy) But she holds her self away which makes her MORE desirable
9/30/2013 10:19:34 PM(Tammy) Because its a game.
9/30/2013 10:19:38 PM(Tammy) Bullshit
9/30/2013 10:19:46 PM(Tammy) Now I'm pissed.
9/30/2013 10:19:48 PM(Tammy) Lol
9/30/2013 10:19:51 PM(Jase) Yeah you are right.
9/30/2013 10:20:10 PM(Jase) Funny for me she's less desirable for that
9/30/2013 10:20:18 PM(Tammy) And the only way to play back?
9/30/2013 10:20:28 PM(Tammy) Is to completely ignore her
9/30/2013 10:20:28 PM(Jase) I would just enjoy her friendship
9/30/2013 10:20:45 PM(Tammy) Which triggers her insecurities
9/30/2013 10:20:53 PM(Jase) Yeah I can't really do that. Our kids are good friends
9/30/2013 10:20:55 PM(Tammy) She probably can't
9/30/2013 10:20:57 PM(Jase) Yeah it would
9/30/2013 10:21:05 PM(Jase) She is quite insecure
9/30/2013 10:21:21 PM(Jase) It leaked out a lot until she started Putting her wall Up
9/30/2013 10:21:31 PM(Tammy) Do a friendship without having the need for that fix
9/30/2013 10:21:36 PM(Jase) Bit I can keep my distance
9/30/2013 10:21:37 PM(Tammy) Of being wanted
9/30/2013 10:21:41 PM(Jase) Yeah exactly
9/30/2013 10:21:45 PM(Tammy) Fuck.  I hate dating
9/30/2013 10:21:57 PM(Tammy) That's why I'm not.
9/30/2013 10:21:59 PM(Jase) Which is kind of where I ended up. The passport thing was my reminder
9/30/2013 10:22:05 PM(Tammy) It's such CRAP
9/30/2013 10:22:18 PM(Jase) It is. Seems like it ought not be
9/30/2013 10:22:32 PM(Tammy) Right?!
9/30/2013 10:22:37 PM(Jase) I have a theory
9/30/2013 10:22:54 PM(Jase) Everyone who has good relationship skills is still in one
9/30/2013 10:23:02 PM(Jase) You and I notwithstanding :-)
9/30/2013 10:23:08 PM(Tammy) Speak
9/30/2013 10:24:10 PM(Jase) Anyway thanks for being a corroborating witness
9/30/2013 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) You're welcome.
9/30/2013 10:26:09 PM(Jase) The gift from having had whatever it was I had with Zoe was that I learned I'm not in any place to be dating. Whether I like it or not
9/30/2013 10:27:05 PM(Tammy) Yup. Own it.
9/30/2013 10:27:45 PM(Jase) Yeah. That's easy to own. Hard part is owning that I prob won't be for a long time
9/30/2013 10:28:16 PM(Jase) Just doesn't make sense with my current situation
9/30/2013 10:28:47 PM(Jase) But I'd better work on owning that too
9/30/2013 10:28:49 PM(Jase) Whee
9/30/2013 10:30:08 PM(Tammy) Yaaaaayyyyy!!!!
9/30/2013 10:30:43 PM(Jase) Which is prob why I'm hitting the grief wall girly hard
9/30/2013 10:30:53 PM(Jase) Ha I said girly hard!!
9/30/2013 10:31:01 PM(Jase) Damn you autocorrect!
9/30/2013 10:35:05 PM(Tammy) Lmao
9/30/2013 10:35:18 PM(Tammy) Girly hard is EPIC
9/30/2013 10:36:00 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
9/30/2013 10:36:20 PM(Tammy) Gravity looks INSANE
9/30/2013 10:38:13 PM(Tammy) But.  You said almost those IDENTICAL words right before you met MK
9/30/2013 10:55:25 PM(Jase) Oh you and your long memory!
9/30/2013 10:55:31 PM(Jase) Gravity?
9/30/2013 10:55:37 PM(Tammy) Movie.
9/30/2013 10:55:47 PM(Jase) Oh I'll look it up
9/30/2013 10:55:47 PM(Tammy) Did u see trailer
9/30/2013 10:55:57 PM(Tammy) If not watch RIGHT NOW
9/30/2013 10:56:00 PM(Jase) Yeah this time I actually know the cost...
9/30/2013 10:56:19 PM(Tammy) Right now.  I want to see your reaction
9/30/2013 10:56:27 PM(Jase) Oh I did see the trailer
9/30/2013 10:56:34 PM(Tammy) Aaahhhhhhhh
9/30/2013 10:56:53 PM(Jase) I was wondering if it would be 90 minutes of an astronaut floating out of control in space
9/30/2013 10:57:03 PM(Jase) It was kind of scary
9/30/2013 10:57:11 PM(Jase) Did you see the movie?
9/30/2013 10:57:43 PM(Tammy) It's supposed to be so real.  And no. I have no intention of seeing it
9/30/2013 10:57:53 PM(Tammy) It's not out yet
9/30/2013 10:58:03 PM(Tammy) The trailer freaked me out
9/30/2013 10:58:05 PM(Jase) Seems a bit freaky
9/30/2013 10:58:28 PM(Tammy) I don't like to be scared
9/30/2013 10:58:47 PM(Jase) Yeah me either. I don't see the point
9/30/2013 10:58:58 PM(Jase) I'd rather be laughing
9/30/2013 10:59:25 PM(Jase) Did you see the jimmy Fallon lip sync thing
9/30/2013 10:59:43 PM(Tammy) Yup
9/30/2013 10:59:58 PM(Jase) Cripes I'll never find anything cool to show you
9/30/2013 11:00:14 PM(Jase) Have you seen grumpy cat? It's SO FUNNY
9/30/2013 11:00:23 PM(Tammy) Yes.  Dood
9/30/2013 11:00:36 PM(Tammy) Did u see the lice thing
9/30/2013 11:00:54 PM(Jase) Oh I thought I was the first discoverer of grumpy cat
9/30/2013 11:00:59 PM(Tammy) http://bitchinsisters.com/2013/09/28/lice-is-a-four-letter-word/
9/30/2013 11:01:03 PM(Jase) No. lice?
9/30/2013 11:01:11 PM(Tammy) Link.
9/30/2013 11:01:17 PM(Jase) How about pearl the landlord. A bit old but funny
9/30/2013 11:01:25 PM(Tammy) Did your kids ever have it
9/30/2013 11:01:34 PM(Tammy) Yup with will farrell
9/30/2013 11:01:40 PM(Jase) Geez
9/30/2013 11:01:51 PM(Tammy) Sorry!!!
9/30/2013 11:02:03 PM(Jase) Yes Emma had lice like three times last year. I thought we would NEVER be done with that shot
9/30/2013 11:02:13 PM(Jase) Ok how about the fox song?
9/30/2013 11:02:27 PM(Tammy) It's my job to stay on top of social media stuff and trends
9/30/2013 11:02:30 PM(Tammy) Yes
9/30/2013 11:02:55 PM(Jase) "2.)  A good friend. Your husband will be about as useful during this shitshow as he was while planning your wedding. Go ahead and say that your husband helped plan your wedding and I’ll punch you in the mouth."
9/30/2013 11:03:02 PM(Jase) Hahahah!
9/30/2013 11:03:12 PM(Tammy) Right??!!!
9/30/2013 11:04:36 PM(Jase) Ok what about the two brothers singing to their brother getting married
9/30/2013 11:04:49 PM(Jase) Retro 80s
9/30/2013 11:05:09 PM(Tammy) Yup
9/30/2013 11:05:13 PM(Tammy) Creepy
9/30/2013 11:05:31 PM(Tammy) You can't win this battle
9/30/2013 11:05:34 PM(Jase) Didn't know whether I loved or hated it
9/30/2013 11:05:42 PM(Jase) Guess not!!!
9/30/2013 11:05:44 PM(Tammy) How about this one (hold)
9/30/2013 11:06:32 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUsNY3--npY&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DOUsNY3--npY&autoplay=1
9/30/2013 11:06:54 PM(Tammy) Not PC
9/30/2013 11:10:05 PM(Jase) Wow. That was funny. And I can't forward it to anyone!  Except I prob will
9/30/2013 11:10:26 PM(Jase) Ok I have at least one you prob don't know. It's my fave YouTube channel
9/30/2013 11:10:31 PM(Jase) Cooking with dog
9/30/2013 11:10:45 PM(Tammy) Do u follow texts with dog
9/30/2013 11:11:07 PM(Jase) No but I see cooking with dog has a half million followers. Strikeout?
9/30/2013 11:11:40 PM(Tammy) http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/
9/30/2013 11:11:50 PM(Tammy) Send me the link
9/30/2013 11:14:19 PM(Jase) http://youtu.be/1Hy55UIjaqY
9/30/2013 11:14:27 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cnm0tdkJEU&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253D4Cnm0tdkJEU&autoplay=1
9/30/2013 11:14:35 PM(Tammy) Best remix.
9/30/2013 11:15:30 PM(Jase) Text from dog = funny
9/30/2013 11:16:59 PM(Tammy) Thrift shop remix = Awesome
9/30/2013 11:19:17 PM(Jase) Yeah that was pretty good
9/30/2013 11:19:47 PM(Tammy) Dog cooking very bizarre JD.
9/30/2013 11:19:59 PM(Tammy) I'm going to bed!!
9/30/2013 11:20:11 PM(Tammy) ��������������������������������
9/30/2013 11:20:18 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 11:20:25 PM(Tammy) ��������
9/30/2013 11:20:27 PM(Tammy) ��
9/30/2013 11:20:46 PM(Jase) Buenas noches mi amiga
10/1/2013 3:21:41 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/1/2013 3:21:47 PM(Tammy) Ring shot
10/1/2013 3:22:30 PM(Jase) Crazy.whats the story behind it?
10/1/2013 3:23:33 PM(Tammy) Art museum where owner has a lot of taxidermy.
10/1/2013 3:24:47 PM(Jase) Kind of freaks me out
10/1/2013 3:24:54 PM(Jase) Well taxidermy does
10/1/2013 3:25:10 PM(Tammy) Me too
10/1/2013 3:25:21 PM(Tammy) But the couple is kind of goth
10/1/2013 3:25:27 PM(Tammy) So will love it
10/1/2013 3:25:33 PM(Tammy) I think.  Lol
10/1/2013 3:25:36 PM(Jase) Just have to grin and bear it sometimes, eh?
10/1/2013 3:26:39 PM(Tammy) Yup
10/1/2013 3:26:43 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/1/2013 3:26:57 PM(Tammy) ��
10/1/2013 3:27:12 PM(Jase) Cool shot. Great expressions
10/1/2013 3:27:47 PM(Tammy) They're bearing it.
10/1/2013 3:27:59 PM(Tammy) I felt I needed to explain. Lmao
10/1/2013 3:28:02 PM(Jase) Ha!!! Nicely done!
10/1/2013 3:29:07 PM(Jase) K. I'm going to nap. Son up at 2am barfing. Me having life freak out from 2am-4am. Friend coming for podcast help Nd teaching Indian cooking at 5:30. You know. The usual grind
10/1/2013 3:29:43 PM(Tammy) Dooood.  Gheesh.  ������
10/1/2013 3:29:52 PM(Tammy) Feel better.
10/1/2013 3:30:14 PM(Jase) Thx
10/1/2013 9:17:42 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/1/2013 9:17:44 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/1/2013 9:17:44 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/1/2013 9:17:58 PM(Jase) The life. This food was SO GOOD
10/1/2013 9:18:50 PM(Tammy) Stop it.
10/1/2013 9:19:10 PM(Tammy) Why do you torture me with that shit?!
10/1/2013 9:19:28 PM(Jase) Lots of leftovers. Come right over
10/1/2013 9:19:50 PM(Jase) Ghee and turmeric and mustard seed and FENNEL TEA.
10/1/2013 9:19:57 PM(Tammy) Ok.  Be there in the morning.   ☀
10/1/2013 9:20:02 PM(Jase) And cute 5 month old baby
10/1/2013 9:20:11 PM(Tammy) ��
10/1/2013 9:20:33 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/1/2013 9:20:38 PM(Jase) And a haircut!
10/1/2013 9:20:50 PM(Jase) Yes we made eggplant!!
10/1/2013 9:21:16 PM(Jase) Someday when we meet IRL I'll make you Indian food
10/1/2013 9:21:20 PM(Tammy) ����
10/1/2013 9:21:31 PM(Jase) Which will be no less than 2 years from now
10/1/2013 9:21:41 PM(Tammy) I love Indian food.
10/1/2013 9:21:47 PM(Tammy) Lmao
10/1/2013 9:21:55 PM(Jase) Senior pictures
10/1/2013 9:22:10 PM(Tammy) Blah blah blah
10/1/2013 9:22:49 PM(Jase) Or maybe sooner if I decide to get married ��
10/1/2013 9:23:07 PM(Tammy) But I would love to get my hands on Alyssa for a shoot
10/1/2013 9:23:38 PM(Tammy) If.  You. Say. That.  To. Me.  One. More.  Time.  You. Are. Fired.  As. My. Friend.
10/1/2013 9:26:44 PM(Jase) You can't. I need to be able to get your ��
10/1/2013 9:27:04 PM(Tammy) Consider it gotten. Lol
10/1/2013 9:27:17 PM(Tammy) Baaaaahhhhhhhh
10/1/2013 9:48:18 PM(Tammy) ������
10/1/2013 9:50:11 PM(Jase) ������‼️
10/1/2013 9:50:33 PM(Tammy) Tooottaally
10/1/2013 9:56:57 PM(Jase) Fading fast. Last night's barf-o-rama has caught up w JD. Hope you have a good night
10/2/2013 8:56:09 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/2/2013 9:00:11 PM(Tammy) Fun!!
10/2/2013 9:01:03 PM(Jase) Have u seen them?
10/2/2013 9:04:40 PM(Tammy) Nope
10/2/2013 9:04:56 PM(Jase) Pretty fun!
10/2/2013 9:05:37 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 1:12:18 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 1:34:00 PM(Jase) That is so perfect. That would make a great profile pic
10/3/2013 1:34:06 PM(Jase) The bone!
10/3/2013 2:33:18 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 3:50:25 PM(Tammy) Www.gettycritics.com
10/3/2013 7:22:08 PM(Jase) Congrats!! I would totally take you out to celebrate.
10/3/2013 7:22:22 PM(Jase) Didn't see anything on Getty critics related
10/3/2013 7:22:41 PM(Tammy) No I just thought it was hilarious
10/3/2013 7:23:12 PM(Tammy) ��������magazine!
10/3/2013 7:23:17 PM(Jase) Oh funny
10/3/2013 7:26:22 PM(Jase) Dinner table. Alyssa nervous about asking the neighbor boy. She says, "I'm flinching"
10/3/2013 7:27:11 PM(Tammy) LOVE
10/3/2013 7:27:23 PM(Jase) She's going over right now!
10/3/2013 7:27:23 PM(Tammy) What is she nervous about asking
10/3/2013 7:27:30 PM(Tammy) YESSSSSSSS
10/3/2013 7:27:37 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 7:27:48 PM(Jase) Asking him to the dance
10/3/2013 7:27:49 PM(Tammy) See what a big effect you have?  Go JD
10/3/2013 7:28:05 PM(Jase) I totally coached her. Eye contact. Humor.
10/3/2013 7:28:19 PM(Tammy) OMG good for her!  That's a big deal
10/3/2013 7:28:32 PM(Jase) Don't say "I was wondering if you'd go with me". Say "Will you go with me"
10/3/2013 7:28:54 PM(Jase) I told her to say, "you need to go with me" ��
10/3/2013 7:28:55 PM(Tammy) And be ok if he says no
10/3/2013 7:29:03 PM(Jase) Yes.
10/3/2013 7:29:15 PM(Jase) I told her confidence is HOT
10/3/2013 7:29:14 PM(Tammy) And YOU need to be prepared for if he says no
10/3/2013 7:29:23 PM(Tammy) It is hot.
10/3/2013 7:29:33 PM(Jase) She'll be quite fine. She has a good self esteem
10/3/2013 7:29:40 PM(Tammy) Good for you.  I'm totally smiling right now
10/3/2013 7:29:48 PM(Jase) She was more worried about the awkwardness than rejection
10/3/2013 7:29:52 PM(Tammy) Thanks for sharing that with me!!
10/3/2013 7:29:58 PM(Jase) She's such an amazing kid
10/3/2013 7:30:20 PM(Jase) You are welcome! Thanks for sharing the magazine!  Where are you having it distributed?
10/3/2013 7:30:41 PM(Tammy) From Tammy Swales Studio.  DUH
10/3/2013 7:30:46 PM(Tammy) Lmao
10/3/2013 7:30:54 PM(Tammy) Baby steps
10/3/2013 7:30:59 PM(Jase) ��
10/3/2013 7:31:04 PM(Jase) Local news stands?
10/3/2013 7:31:10 PM(Tammy) You have to order from me to get one
10/3/2013 7:31:19 PM(Jase) Ok. I will
10/3/2013 7:31:25 PM(Tammy) No.  I don't want to spend those dollars
10/3/2013 7:31:35 PM(Jase) CRAP. Boy wasn't home
10/3/2013 7:31:35 PM(Tammy) I'm building my own list
10/3/2013 7:31:39 PM(Tammy) Shot
10/3/2013 7:31:42 PM(Tammy) Shit
10/3/2013 7:31:49 PM(Tammy) It's ok.
10/3/2013 7:31:53 PM(Tammy) Practice
10/3/2013 7:31:57 PM(Jase) Yep
10/3/2013 7:32:19 PM(Jase) Boy's younger brother said if he says no he's going to beat him Up
10/3/2013 7:32:36 PM(Jase) Some boy is going to be lucky to have Alyssa for a girlfriend
10/3/2013 7:32:45 PM(Tammy) Lmao.  You know I thought the kid on the bike looked younger
10/3/2013 7:32:53 PM(Tammy) OBVIOUSLY
10/3/2013 7:33:03 PM(Jase) Yeah that's the brother
10/3/2013 7:33:06 PM(Tammy) and I would say the same to you
10/3/2013 7:33:14 PM(Jase) Ha thx
10/3/2013 7:33:26 PM(Tammy) Yw
10/3/2013 7:33:39 PM(Jase) Someday maybe
10/3/2013 7:33:46 PM(Tammy) Mmmhmmmmm
10/3/2013 7:33:53 PM(Jase) Back to being quite content flying solo
10/3/2013 7:34:23 PM(Tammy) It took me six months.
10/3/2013 7:34:34 PM(Jase) I believe it
10/3/2013 7:35:01 PM(Jase) I guess I'm ahead of you if I count my July tryst with Zoe
10/3/2013 7:35:16 PM(Tammy) Yup.
10/3/2013 7:35:22 PM(Tammy) It counts.
10/3/2013 7:35:49 PM(Jase) And I ignore last week when I wasn't so content ��
10/3/2013 7:36:12 PM(Jase) Tiny Fey - Girls? Blerta?
10/3/2013 7:36:15 PM(Tammy) Oh it doesn't exist.  Last week was a total fantasy
10/3/2013 7:36:20 PM(Tammy) Yup saw it
10/3/2013 7:36:28 PM(Jase) ��
10/3/2013 7:36:33 PM(Tammy) U can't beat me at that
10/3/2013 7:36:36 PM(Tammy) Lmao
10/3/2013 7:36:53 PM(Tammy) Kid president
10/3/2013 7:37:27 PM(Jase) Will check
10/3/2013 7:37:50 PM(Tammy) OMG you haven't seen kid president?  Ahhhhhh
10/3/2013 7:38:25 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gQLqv9f4o&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253Dl-gQLqv9f4o&autoplay=1
10/3/2013 7:39:21 PM(Jase) Gotta scoot. Will check soon. Headed to WY for a wedding tomorrow. Gotta get supplies
10/3/2013 7:39:48 PM(Tammy) Ooooh.  Sounds dramatic.  Ttyl
10/3/2013 10:25:12 PM(Jase) Kid president so did not do it for me. Good dancer!  Bad actor :-(
10/3/2013 10:26:05 PM(Tammy) Awwwwwww he's amazing.  He has brittle bone disease and that's totally him.  I've watched a bunch of his videos
10/3/2013 10:26:24 PM(Jase) Oh really? Ok I'll give him another chance
10/3/2013 10:26:56 PM(Jase) "That dude journey" just sounded so scripted
10/3/2013 10:26:56 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IcZVGjG6LWM
10/3/2013 10:27:14 PM(Tammy) Of course it was.  But I love him.
10/3/2013 10:34:43 PM(Tammy) U know what I think is cool?
10/3/2013 10:34:56 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 10:35:15 PM(Tammy) How you got THREE photos of yourself in one shot
10/3/2013 10:35:21 PM(Tammy) HOW
10/3/2013 10:35:31 PM(Tammy) DID
10/3/2013 10:35:36 PM(Tammy) THAT
10/3/2013 10:35:40 PM(Tammy) HAPPEN
10/3/2013 10:37:35 PM(Jase) You know. My photography chops are par excellence. I studied under Annie Liebowicz
10/3/2013 10:37:48 PM(Tammy) OB.
10/3/2013 10:38:42 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 10:38:53 PM(Jase) I'll take your three and raise you two
10/3/2013 10:39:35 PM(Jase) Not to mention my double pic of Alyssa earlier
10/3/2013 10:40:27 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 10:40:45 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 10:41:05 PM(Jase) Hey I like. Can I use for my FB?
10/3/2013 10:41:23 PM(Tammy) Of course!
10/3/2013 10:41:31 PM(Tammy) It's your pic silly
10/3/2013 10:41:45 PM(Jase) Ah derivative works and all
10/3/2013 10:41:50 PM(Tammy) I broke your copyright by stealing it.
10/3/2013 10:41:55 PM(Jase) I like your flavor of crazy
10/3/2013 10:41:58 PM(Tammy) Sue me
10/3/2013 10:42:19 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Totally wacky.  But amusing.
10/3/2013 10:44:37 PM(Tammy) Stupid things I do at the studio:
10/3/2013 10:44:54 PM(Jase) Cover photo having trouble
10/3/2013 10:47:00 PM(Jase) There we go. Looks awesome!  Thank you!
10/3/2013 10:47:31 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 10:48:16 PM(Jase) Wow. What was that??
10/3/2013 10:49:04 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 10:49:22 PM(Tammy) One of my best friends.  He kept doing that
10/3/2013 10:49:32 PM(Tammy) And I was like WTF IS THt
10/3/2013 10:49:53 PM(Tammy) so I had to video to show him he looked like a bullfrog.  Lol
10/3/2013 10:50:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/3/2013 10:54:23 PM(Tammy) I got some weird shit on my phone!  Lol
10/3/2013 11:03:05 PM(Jase) Those are so great
10/3/2013 11:03:16 PM(Jase) You have a really great team don't you?
10/3/2013 11:04:27 PM(Tammy) Yup.  I'm very good at putting people together.
10/3/2013 11:04:51 PM(Jase) So who does what?
10/4/2013 12:07:46 AM(Tammy) http://m.rollingstone.com/music/videos/eric-clapton-rehearses-for-unplugged-special-20131003/
10/4/2013 12:08:07 AM(Tammy) Thought of you.  He's amazing.
10/4/2013 12:09:32 AM(Tammy) Um. Sullivan is my video guy.  Brilliant.  Ali is second in command    Also shoots weddings.  Elena is my writer.  Katelyn social media guru and Lauren edits and shoots weddings.
10/4/2013 7:17:34 AM(Jase) Wow that was tasty. He sure is aging well too.
10/4/2013 7:18:33 AM(Jase) Oh and the other kid president one you sent and the one he did with Barack won me over :-)
10/4/2013 1:07:42 PM(Tammy) ��
10/4/2013 10:42:53 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/4/2013 10:43:10 PM(Jase) Puddle jumper. SLC -> Idaho Falls
10/4/2013 10:45:32 PM(Tammy) Eeeewwwwww
10/4/2013 10:45:53 PM(Jase) Muy dinky in here
10/4/2013 10:46:00 PM(Tammy) At least it doesn't have propellers
10/4/2013 10:46:01 PM(Jase) Nice to chill with Lyssa
10/4/2013 10:46:07 PM(Tammy) Totes
10/4/2013 10:46:13 PM(Jase) Working tonite?
10/4/2013 10:46:22 PM(Tammy) Of course I am
10/4/2013 10:46:29 PM(Jase) Wedding?
10/4/2013 10:47:11 PM(Tammy) No I got a slew of magazine orders.
10/4/2013 10:47:19 PM(Tammy) Working through them
10/4/2013 10:47:25 PM(Jase) Oh fun.
10/4/2013 10:47:30 PM(Tammy) By slew I mean 20
10/4/2013 10:47:32 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/4/2013 10:47:36 PM(Jase) Ha!
10/4/2013 10:47:44 PM(Jase) Glad it's getting some traction
10/4/2013 10:48:20 PM(Jase) It'll be everywhere soon I'm sure in classic Swales progression.
10/4/2013 10:48:45 PM(Tammy) ☺
10/5/2013 12:51:38 PM(Jase) My cousin is getting married in a giant teepee! This is gonna be cool.
10/5/2013 1:15:55 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/5/2013 1:15:55 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/5/2013 1:40:35 PM(Tammy) Jealous!!
10/5/2013 1:40:56 PM(Jase) Shooting today?
10/5/2013 1:41:05 PM(Tammy) Tiny wedding.
10/5/2013 1:41:18 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/5/2013 1:41:20 PM(Tammy) Talked bride into woods portraits.
10/5/2013 1:41:37 PM(Jase) Nice!!
10/5/2013 1:41:48 PM(Jase) Love woodsy photog
10/5/2013 1:42:05 PM(Tammy) You mean photos!  ;)
10/5/2013 1:42:27 PM(Jase) ��
10/5/2013 8:34:39 PM(Jase) Without question the most beautiful amazing wedding I have ever attended. I was a total mess the whole time.
10/5/2013 8:35:21 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/6/2013 1:12:03 PM(Tammy) Wow nice!!  I would have KILLED to shoot a wedding in a teepee in WY!
10/6/2013 1:26:30 PM(Jase) Truly joyful event and lovely people. How was your gig?
10/6/2013 1:27:18 PM(Tammy) Good until the cheesy reception.
10/6/2013 1:34:59 PM(Jase) Ha!  Cheesy!
10/6/2013 10:33:59 PM(Jase) I'm going to start a business. Healthy meal delivery for busy professionals with a money back health guarantee.
10/6/2013 10:34:44 PM(Tammy) Yeah?  I'd hire you!
10/6/2013 10:34:51 PM(Jase) Charge a shitload. Tie it to LDL. Take their word they aren't adding extra unhealthy stuff
10/6/2013 10:35:06 PM(Tammy) What is LDL
10/6/2013 10:35:13 PM(Jase) I could prob charge $1000/week
10/6/2013 10:35:23 PM(Jase) LDL cholesterol
10/6/2013 10:35:39 PM(Jase) Wonder if u could replace my salary and benefits
10/6/2013 10:36:15 PM(Tammy) Half a million is worth it
10/6/2013 10:36:41 PM(Jase) What do you mean?
10/6/2013 10:37:19 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.  That's 10000 a week
10/6/2013 10:37:31 PM(Tammy) 52000 is worth it
10/6/2013 10:38:03 PM(Tammy) Lol.
10/6/2013 10:38:47 PM(Jase) I'm gonna have to mull it over
10/6/2013 10:39:20 PM(Jase) Just landed. Ttys.
10/7/2013 6:14:29 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:15:31 PM(Tammy) Did you mass murder Brussels sprouts??!!
10/7/2013 6:15:38 PM(Tammy) Aaaahhhhhh
10/7/2013 6:15:49 PM(Jase) Bloody scene, yes?
10/7/2013 6:16:28 PM(Tammy) OMG.
10/7/2013 6:16:55 PM(Jase) ����
10/7/2013 6:17:55 PM(Tammy) ������
10/7/2013 6:18:24 PM(Jase) OMFG. another emoji champion
10/7/2013 6:18:45 PM(Tammy) Hahahaha
10/7/2013 6:19:09 PM(Tammy) You must practice grasshopper
10/7/2013 6:19:29 PM(Jase) I put a little paolo nutini on to ease the little wormie's pain
10/7/2013 6:19:58 PM(Tammy) I don't know what that is.
10/7/2013 6:20:08 PM(Tammy) I'm so distressed!
10/7/2013 6:20:17 PM(Tammy) Tell me you rescued them
10/7/2013 6:21:34 PM(Jase) One of the sexiest songs ever written http://youtu.be/ffJ8xcfqOX0
10/7/2013 6:21:49 PM(Jase) I would not kill them. They'll go in the compost.
10/7/2013 6:21:58 PM(Jase) Where they'll prob die anyway :-(
10/7/2013 6:22:05 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:22:15 PM(Tammy) U know what that is?
10/7/2013 6:22:18 PM(Jase) Wow!!!!
10/7/2013 6:22:23 PM(Jase) Love that shot
10/7/2013 6:22:34 PM(Jase) A hot redhead in the forest?
10/7/2013 6:22:36 PM(Tammy) That.  Is my first ever PLASTIC bouquet
10/7/2013 6:22:46 PM(Jase) Oh you shouldn't have told me that
10/7/2013 6:22:46 PM(Tammy) I was like.  Oh shit.
10/7/2013 6:22:49 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/7/2013 6:23:06 PM(Tammy) Why?  I ROCKED that plastic
10/7/2013 6:23:10 PM(Jase) I'm going to try to delete that line out if What'sApp here
10/7/2013 6:23:20 PM(Jase) You did. Lemonade out of lemons
10/7/2013 6:23:21 PM(Tammy) LMFAO
10/7/2013 6:23:28 PM(Jase) Was that the cheesy reception?
10/7/2013 6:23:38 PM(Tammy) Super low end wedding
10/7/2013 6:23:42 PM(Tammy) Yes
10/7/2013 6:23:53 PM(Jase) Plastic boquets don't bode well for deep meaningful weddings
10/7/2013 6:23:55 PM(Tammy) Parents purchased me as wedding gift
10/7/2013 6:24:04 PM(Jase) How did they aff...
10/7/2013 6:24:05 PM(Jase) Ha
10/7/2013 6:24:15 PM(Tammy) They are so in love
10/7/2013 6:24:23 PM(Tammy) She made her own dress
10/7/2013 6:24:31 PM(Jase) I could see it. Save on flowers to afford Tammy. Pretty cool actually
10/7/2013 6:24:33 PM(Tammy) And they are super cute
10/7/2013 6:24:36 PM(Jase) Nice couple?
10/7/2013 6:24:45 PM(Jase) Send me one of both if them
10/7/2013 6:24:48 PM(Tammy) Yes.  Really nice
10/7/2013 6:24:55 PM(Tammy) Hold
10/7/2013 6:25:06 PM(Jase) ������
10/7/2013 6:25:06 PM(Tammy) Taking a first look at them now
10/7/2013 6:26:05 PM(Tammy) Stop!!!
10/7/2013 6:26:09 PM(Tammy) Gheesh
10/7/2013 6:26:19 PM(Tammy) Straight out of camera.
10/7/2013 6:26:23 PM(Tammy) No judging
10/7/2013 6:26:27 PM(Jase) As if
10/7/2013 6:26:35 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:26:48 PM(Jase) Jesus that's sweet
10/7/2013 6:27:17 PM(Jase) And if you're gonna do plastic flowers, those are decent at least
10/7/2013 6:27:24 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:27:33 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:27:40 PM(Jase) The reward for the slaughter
10/7/2013 6:27:52 PM(Jase) Great shots!!!
10/7/2013 6:28:02 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:28:18 PM(Jase) Wow. Love them. They will be thrilled in sure
10/7/2013 6:28:26 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:28:41 PM(Tammy) Stepmothers unfortunate dress choice
10/7/2013 6:28:42 PM(Jase) The benefactors...
10/7/2013 6:28:50 PM(Jase) Quite :-(
10/7/2013 6:29:14 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:29:17 PM(Jase) Too bad. There's a million ways she could look beautiful
10/7/2013 6:29:24 PM(Jase) Nice
10/7/2013 6:29:25 PM(Tammy) These are the benefactors
10/7/2013 6:29:29 PM(Jase) Cool
10/7/2013 6:29:38 PM(Tammy) I shot their wedding two years ago
10/7/2013 6:29:44 PM(Jase) Cool!
10/7/2013 6:30:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:30:45 PM(Tammy) This is the shit that drives me mad
10/7/2013 6:30:49 PM(Jase) Ha they seem delightful
10/7/2013 6:30:53 PM(Tammy) Plastic wrap
10/7/2013 6:31:07 PM(Tammy) That thing in the background
10/7/2013 6:31:12 PM(Tammy) The ropes
10/7/2013 6:31:20 PM(Jase) Yeah I was looking at that thing
10/7/2013 6:31:32 PM(Jase) Would you go so far as to clone it out?
10/7/2013 6:31:52 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:32:00 PM(Tammy) This is what I do.
10/7/2013 6:32:28 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:32:49 PM(Tammy) I do what I can but I can't fix the blue tarp issues
10/7/2013 6:32:53 PM(Tammy) UGH
10/7/2013 6:32:59 PM(Jase) Heh
10/7/2013 6:33:12 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:33:19 PM(Tammy) WHO DOES THAT??!!
10/7/2013 6:33:52 PM(Jase) Ha. Well you gotta love a good challenge
10/7/2013 6:34:02 PM(Jase) And they won't care anyway
10/7/2013 6:34:07 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:34:13 PM(Tammy) Ring shot
10/7/2013 6:34:18 PM(Jase) Would make me nuts too tho
10/7/2013 6:34:28 PM(Jase) Oh very clever
10/7/2013 6:34:32 PM(Tammy) Proud of getting all three rings to balance
10/7/2013 6:34:32 PM(Jase) Gamers?
10/7/2013 6:34:49 PM(Jase) Ah didn't see the third. Nice!
10/7/2013 6:34:47 PM(Tammy) Used my intern for the background
10/7/2013 6:34:51 PM(Tammy) Yes
10/7/2013 6:34:57 PM(Tammy) Haha
10/7/2013 6:34:58 PM(Jase) Awesome
10/7/2013 6:35:20 PM(Tammy) Sorry.  Probably over sharing
10/7/2013 6:35:20 PM(Jase) I gotta scoot. Grocery night. What do you listen to while editing btw?
10/7/2013 6:35:28 PM(Jase) Not at all!!!  Love this
10/7/2013 6:35:39 PM(Tammy) Sitting alone at my studio
10/7/2013 6:35:46 PM(Tammy) Kk.  Ttyl
10/7/2013 6:36:05 PM(Jase) Tunes!  What do you like to put on?
10/7/2013 6:36:37 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:36:42 PM(Jase) Worm graveyard
10/7/2013 6:37:00 PM(Tammy) Ok.
10/7/2013 6:37:08 PM(Tammy) At least they'll be happy
10/7/2013 6:37:20 PM(Tammy) I can't even kill spiders.
10/7/2013 6:37:43 PM(Jase) Me either. Non violent Buddhist
10/7/2013 6:37:52 PM(Jase) Tunage?  Silence?
10/7/2013 6:38:40 PM(Tammy) Sometimes.
10/7/2013 6:38:53 PM(Jase) Faves?
10/7/2013 6:39:01 PM(Tammy) But sometimes (don't judge) thomas Tallis.
10/7/2013 6:39:05 PM(Tammy) eBay
10/7/2013 6:39:10 PM(Tammy) Not ebay
10/7/2013 6:39:19 PM(Tammy) That would be weird
10/7/2013 6:39:22 PM(Jase) My favorite station!
10/7/2013 6:39:24 PM(Tammy) Enya
10/7/2013 6:39:31 PM(Tammy) Yoga music
10/7/2013 6:39:36 PM(Jase) Cool!
10/7/2013 6:39:38 PM(Tammy) Shit like that.
10/7/2013 6:39:42 PM(Jase) I like eBay
10/7/2013 6:39:48 PM(Tammy) Quiet non intrusive
10/7/2013 6:39:50 PM(Jase) Ha!  Enya
10/7/2013 6:39:58 PM(Jase) Anna liked enya
10/7/2013 6:40:12 PM(Jase) Have you heard of a singer named Wah! ?
10/7/2013 6:40:20 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:40:28 PM(Tammy) Mom and sons
10/7/2013 6:40:31 PM(Jase) She does cool yoga music
10/7/2013 6:40:39 PM(Tammy) No but I will
10/7/2013 6:40:40 PM(Jase) Great smiles!!
10/7/2013 6:40:46 PM(Jase) She's a fave
10/7/2013 6:40:58 PM(Jase) Ok gotta roll...
10/7/2013 6:41:01 PM(Jase) Later tater
10/7/2013 6:41:16 PM(Tammy) K.  ��
10/7/2013 6:45:04 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/7/2013 6:45:19 PM(Tammy) Her face KILLS me!  (Don't respond.)
10/7/2013 6:46:13 PM(Jase) Why? Does it kill you?
10/7/2013 6:48:18 PM(Tammy) Cuz you're busy!  And because she's SO EXCITED.  it makes me happy.
10/7/2013 6:49:42 PM(Jase) Ah I thought you meant bad. I have to agree. She's gorgeous and radiant
10/7/2013 6:50:09 PM(Jase) Just quick meal planning to get thru to the next farmers market. I'm good
10/7/2013 6:50:32 PM(Jase) Btw I set two goals yesterday. Get to goal weight, get a hot new bass
10/7/2013 6:50:54 PM(Tammy) Ass?  Or bass?  Hahaha
10/7/2013 6:51:08 PM(Tammy) ��
10/7/2013 6:51:22 PM(Jase) Get my cholesterol under 150 and keep it there for two years, I get a Volkswagen eos
10/7/2013 6:51:28 PM(Jase) Both!!
10/7/2013 6:51:39 PM(Tammy) Well.  AWESOME
10/7/2013 6:51:43 PM(Jase) Hot bass to sling around my hot ass
10/7/2013 6:52:01 PM(Tammy) Obviously two things that go together!
10/7/2013 6:52:11 PM(Tammy) ��
10/7/2013 6:52:12 PM(Jase) My brother bought himself a vette when he quit smoking
10/7/2013 6:52:40 PM(Tammy) Nice!  I'm saving for my first BMW.  2014.
10/7/2013 6:53:02 PM(Tammy) Not.  New.
10/7/2013 6:53:13 PM(Jase) Cool! What model?
10/7/2013 6:53:23 PM(Tammy) (Again. Don't judge.  Lol).
10/7/2013 6:53:26 PM(Tammy) X5
10/7/2013 6:54:11 PM(Jase) Very cool.
10/7/2013 6:54:18 PM(Jase) As if I would judge you...
10/7/2013 6:55:06 PM(Tammy) ��
10/8/2013 9:43:27 PM(Tammy) None of my photos are attaching.  Fail.
10/8/2013 9:53:00 PM(Jase) Here in What'sApp?
10/8/2013 10:01:30 PM(Tammy) Yeah
10/8/2013 10:33:18 PM(Jase) Phooey. Restarted it?
10/8/2013 10:33:59 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/8/2013 10:34:02 PM(Jase) Testing
10/8/2013 10:43:51 PM(Tammy) Nope. Won't download
10/8/2013 10:44:01 PM(Tammy) Let me restart
10/8/2013 10:54:27 PM(Tammy) Nope.  What the heck??!!
10/9/2013 8:39:51 AM(Jase) Hey what were you going to attach?  Send in email!
10/9/2013 11:24:11 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/9/2013 11:24:21 AM(Tammy) My work space today
10/9/2013 11:24:44 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/9/2013 11:25:13 AM(Jase) Ooh neat!  What is it?
10/9/2013 11:25:37 AM(Tammy) An old water mill
10/9/2013 11:25:45 AM(Tammy) Lululemon
10/9/2013 11:28:03 AM(Jase) Awesome!!!  Free yoga pants?
10/9/2013 11:41:24 AM(Tammy) Yup. And monies. And street cred.  ;)
10/9/2013 11:41:46 AM(Jase) Omg. How cool is your life?
10/9/2013 11:42:04 AM(Jase) Just watch out for the transparent yoga pants ;-)
10/9/2013 12:06:14 PM(Tammy) Ew
10/9/2013 12:14:07 PM(Jase) Though they'd be ok on Dustin Hoffman
10/9/2013 12:40:03 PM(Tammy) ��
10/9/2013 12:48:35 PM(Tammy) My life is surprisingly uncool.  Lol
10/9/2013 12:54:27 PM(Jase) Even with all the �� and the �� and �� and ��? Mine is �������������� with occasional ������
10/9/2013 12:58:35 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm.  Well.  All the fancy stuff is about 10%
10/9/2013 6:54:55 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/9/2013 6:55:43 PM(Jase) Very cool. Did you come up with the shots?
10/9/2013 6:56:17 PM(Tammy) Yes.  Location.  But the athletes did their own thing with input
10/9/2013 6:56:47 PM(Tammy) Like...I wanted the yoga pose to follow the shadow line
10/9/2013 7:00:53 PM(Jase) Awesome!  Where will these go?  National?
10/9/2013 7:01:30 PM(Tammy) Haha no.  Local but maybe national later.   But not in any big way.
10/9/2013 7:02:44 PM(Jase) Still very cool. Love the shots
10/9/2013 7:51:29 PM(Tammy) Be a lamp unto yourself.
10/9/2013 7:51:55 PM(Jase) Take no refuge in external things
10/9/2013 7:52:27 PM(Jase) One of the last things the Buddha said to his followers before he died
10/9/2013 9:41:36 PM(Tammy) Love.
10/9/2013 9:55:11 PM(Tammy) The point of life is happiness.   Dalai Lama
10/9/2013 10:50:48 PM(Jase) :-)
10/10/2013 10:48:44 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/10/2013 10:48:56 AM(Tammy) My new yoga stuff came!!!
10/10/2013 10:49:28 AM(Tammy) Not that you care but it's fun to have a place to share stupid stuff. ;)
10/10/2013 11:04:00 AM(Jase) Hey! I rather enjoy your stupid stuff!
10/10/2013 11:04:10 AM(Jase) Do you do yoga?
10/10/2013 11:04:44 AM(Tammy) I do.  I started reluctantly but now LOVE
10/10/2013 11:05:15 AM(Jase) I've done a bit and thought it was awesome. Just in p90x.
10/10/2013 11:05:32 AM(Jase) Enjoy your new gear!
10/10/2013 11:05:43 AM(Tammy) Eww.  No you have to do it for reals.  It's perfect for u
10/10/2013 11:06:12 AM(Jase) Yeah I would enjoy both the physical and spiritual side I'm sure
10/10/2013 11:06:27 AM(Jase) If only I had a few less kids
10/10/2013 11:06:44 AM(Jase) My life is perpetual crisis!
10/10/2013 11:07:12 AM(Jase) Or better put, a blessed catastrophe
10/10/2013 11:26:14 AM(Jase) Btw I think I'm going to see gravity after all
10/10/2013 11:26:26 AM(Tammy) OMG.  My son loved it
10/10/2013 11:26:47 AM(Jase) People are raving. Change your mind at all?
10/10/2013 11:28:50 AM(Tammy) You see it.  Report back.
10/10/2013 11:29:00 AM(Jase) K. Mission accepted
10/10/2013 11:33:11 PM(Jase) I need an intervention
10/11/2013 2:04:31 AM(Tammy) Oh god.
10/11/2013 2:04:49 AM(Tammy) Why.  What happened.
10/11/2013 7:20:23 AM(Jase) Heh. I started watching Breaking Bad. It's too good. I don't have time for television!
10/11/2013 7:21:28 AM(Tammy) Haha.  I thought u were in some unhealthy sexual situation #2amworries
10/11/2013 7:21:59 AM(Jase) I wish ��
10/11/2013 7:22:07 AM(Tammy) I haven't seen it.  No time! Plus it's like EIGHT seasons long!
10/11/2013 7:22:19 AM(Jase) Up til 2am or up at 2am?
10/11/2013 7:22:46 AM(Tammy) Up between two and four am.  Insomnia.  YAaaayyy
10/11/2013 7:22:59 AM(Jase) Ugh. U ok?
10/11/2013 7:25:10 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  Just a little overwhelmed.
10/11/2013 7:25:37 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 7:25:53 AM(Tammy) I love customizing my alarms
10/11/2013 7:26:18 AM(Tammy) One says SWALES.  get the FUCK up.  Lol
10/11/2013 7:26:25 AM(Jase) Hah. Sorry to hear :-(
10/11/2013 7:27:12 AM(Jase) Nice!  How kind and gentle you are to yourself :-)
10/11/2013 7:28:04 AM(Tammy) I'm the opposite of a morning person.  ����������
10/11/2013 7:28:27 AM(Tammy) I'm like an 11:30 person.
10/11/2013 7:28:40 AM(Jase) Haha!
10/11/2013 7:28:51 AM(Jase) Lurching from bed to couch...
10/11/2013 7:29:19 AM(Tammy) I've perfected lurching.
10/11/2013 7:29:40 AM(Jase) I'm pretty chipper in the morning. Got it from my dad. My college roommates would just tell me to fuck off a a lot
10/11/2013 7:30:11 AM(Tammy) I'm lurching from bed to elliptical to yoga mat to juicer and then it's good
10/11/2013 7:30:36 AM(Tammy) Chipper is a terrible word. You need an intervention
10/11/2013 7:31:06 AM(Tammy) I'm vaguely sweet.  ;)
10/11/2013 7:31:35 AM(Jase) You should add chipper to your whiteboard
10/11/2013 7:31:59 AM(Tammy) No.  Not if I have to use it to describe YOU.
10/11/2013 7:32:04 AM(Tammy) Lmao
10/11/2013 7:32:24 AM(Jase) I'll just start watching more breaking bad. Stay up half the night. Wake up cranky. That'll cure my chipper.
10/11/2013 7:32:58 AM(Tammy) Perfect.  Then ill teach you the fine art of lurching
10/11/2013 7:33:15 AM(Tammy) It sounds a lot like sex but way less fun
10/11/2013 7:33:53 AM(Jase) I'll look for an online lurching class. Get my badge
10/11/2013 7:34:01 AM(Tammy) Stretch sigh moan collapse.  Haha.
10/11/2013 7:34:08 AM(Jase) I published my first official badge yesterday!
10/11/2013 7:34:24 AM(Tammy) What??!!!  That's AWESOMR!!!
10/11/2013 7:34:26 AM(Jase) I'll send you an invite
10/11/2013 7:34:36 AM(Tammy) Yes please!
10/11/2013 7:34:39 AM(Jase) You can learn version control :-)
10/11/2013 7:34:51 AM(Tammy) ������������
10/11/2013 7:35:10 AM(Tammy) Oh thank god.  I was wondering how yesterday
10/11/2013 7:36:22 AM(Tammy) I saw someone riding an elliptical bike yesterday
10/11/2013 7:36:38 AM(Tammy) Looked cool and freakish
10/11/2013 7:36:42 AM(Jase) Those look cool
10/11/2013 7:37:07 AM(Jase) You should have an invite. Let me know what you think :-). More badges to come
10/11/2013 7:37:15 AM(Tammy) Kk
10/11/2013 7:40:27 AM(Tammy) I can see a pending group but I can't see how to open from my phone.
10/11/2013 7:41:13 AM(Jase) Might be a pain from the phone. We never optimized it for mobile. The actual mobile app will be out in a couple days
10/11/2013 7:44:38 AM(Tammy) Kk.  Ill check from laptop
10/11/2013 7:45:29 AM(Jase) :-) Lurch later lol
10/11/2013 6:29:59 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:30:26 PM(Jase) Bats?
10/11/2013 6:30:33 PM(Jase) Vultures?
10/11/2013 6:30:42 PM(Tammy) My view from my studio.  My favorite part of sunset is when that steam changes to sunset color
10/11/2013 6:30:48 PM(Tammy) No birds.
10/11/2013 6:30:50 PM(Jase) Oh cool!!!
10/11/2013 6:31:03 PM(Jase) How's the move coming along?
10/11/2013 6:31:10 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:31:31 PM(Jase) Pretty!
10/11/2013 6:31:41 PM(Tammy) Move?  Not until march
10/11/2013 6:31:53 PM(Tammy) They have to build it first
10/11/2013 6:31:57 PM(Jase) Ah got some time
10/11/2013 6:32:04 PM(Tammy) I sent you the spec?
10/11/2013 6:32:07 PM(Jase) Cool. I'm excited for you
10/11/2013 6:32:13 PM(Jase) No. Send!
10/11/2013 6:32:32 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:32:40 PM(Tammy) Current office
10/11/2013 6:33:00 PM(Jase) Pretty hip
10/11/2013 6:33:05 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:33:14 PM(Tammy) HAllway
10/11/2013 6:33:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:33:43 PM(Tammy) Shoot space
10/11/2013 6:34:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:34:22 PM(Tammy) Team space.  Messy.
10/11/2013 6:34:34 PM(Jase) :-)
10/11/2013 6:34:44 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:34:51 PM(Tammy) New space
10/11/2013 6:35:27 PM(Jase) Looks cool! New building or just building out a space?
10/11/2013 6:35:44 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:35:56 PM(Tammy) Refurb factory
10/11/2013 6:36:04 PM(Jase) Cool!
10/11/2013 6:36:42 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:36:52 PM(Tammy) I wish Zoe would wear this
10/11/2013 6:37:04 PM(Jase) Omg that is awesome
10/11/2013 6:38:02 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:40:22 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/11/2013 6:53:58 PM(Jase) Omg I love the seal one. Where did you find those?
10/11/2013 6:54:10 PM(Tammy) All over.
10/11/2013 6:54:13 PM(Tammy) ;)
10/11/2013 6:54:29 PM(Jase) Are you and Zoe dressing up for Halloween?
10/11/2013 8:28:27 PM(Jase) 2am-4am insomnia party catching up yet?
10/11/2013 8:51:50 PM(Tammy) No.  Just packed all my studio computer stuff up and brought it home so I can work and upload files.  October is brutal.  Lol
10/11/2013 8:52:25 PM(Jase) I bet!
10/13/2013 3:43:49 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 3:44:09 PM(Tammy) Waiting for shoot to start.  Shoot three for today
10/13/2013 3:47:48 PM(Jase) Wow you're really happened today. How's it going?
10/13/2013 3:53:56 PM(Tammy) Ok. I'm tired though!
10/13/2013 3:54:15 PM(Tammy) Did u see gravity?
10/13/2013 3:56:39 PM(Jase) No not yet. I sure when but I would like to.
10/13/2013 3:57:08 PM(Jase) Going to see my friends art opening. For doing some crazy cool macro photography with stacked focus and homemade PVC lenses and crazy shit
10/13/2013 3:57:33 PM(Tammy) Cool!!  Take a pic!
10/13/2013 3:57:52 PM(Jase) Will definitely do. Hope you get caught up on some rest soon.
10/13/2013 4:00:06 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Me too   Yoga is helping.  Check out yogaglo.com.  (I sound like a bad commercial lol)
10/13/2013 4:00:41 PM(Jase) Will do when I'm off the road. Did you shoot it?
10/13/2013 4:00:57 PM(Tammy) Ha.  No.  It's online classes.
10/13/2013 4:01:11 PM(Tammy) They are pretty good
10/13/2013 6:46:55 PM(Jase) Sounds awesome. I'll check it out.
10/13/2013 6:47:09 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:02:36 PM(Tammy) Pretty
10/13/2013 7:07:24 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:07:36 PM(Tammy) This photo obsesses me.
10/13/2013 7:08:01 PM(Tammy) If u knew the couple you'd say it sums each of them up completely.
10/13/2013 7:08:39 PM(Jase) It definitely seems to tell a story. What are the details?
10/13/2013 7:10:10 PM(Tammy) He was a bachelor forever.  The dog is his.  Wife super sweet and very attentive to baby.  I just think it sums up his two worlds.  He's kind of bemused by the whole thing I think.
10/13/2013 7:10:26 PM(Tammy) And he might love the dog most.  ;)
10/13/2013 7:10:40 PM(Jase) Ha. How are they as a couple?
10/13/2013 7:13:40 PM(Tammy) Three years in.  They seem happy.   But he reminds me a lot of a guy I dated for five years - who is still unmarried.  And I wonder what he secretly thinks about it.  The guy not my ex bf.  lol.
10/13/2013 7:15:20 PM(Jase) . I bet there's a great segue from wedding photographer to couples therapist
10/13/2013 7:16:01 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:16:10 PM(Tammy) Sizing each other up
10/13/2013 7:16:14 PM(Tammy) LOL
10/13/2013 7:16:21 PM(Jase) Wow
10/13/2013 7:17:02 PM(Jase) Too bad we are closer. Would be fun to shoot the shit about this stuff over coffee now and then.
10/13/2013 7:17:06 PM(Jase) Aren't
10/13/2013 7:17:38 PM(Tammy) Right?  Sorry.  I can stop sending them if its annoying!!
10/13/2013 7:18:02 PM(Jase) Hey listen. This is an awesome thing for me.
10/13/2013 7:19:18 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:19:22 PM(Tammy) Almost
10/13/2013 7:21:04 PM(Tammy) I'm obsessed with outtakes.
10/13/2013 7:21:21 PM(Tammy) I love them so much more than the fancy stuff
10/13/2013 7:21:35 PM(Jase) Yeah there's something to be said for candid.
10/13/2013 7:25:49 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:25:59 PM(Tammy) Pretty light yesterday
10/13/2013 7:27:11 PM(Jase) Wow. That's a super nice one.  engagement photo?
10/13/2013 7:27:27 PM(Tammy) Yah
10/13/2013 7:28:11 PM(Jase) Definitely love the quality of the light on that one. Especially their faces.
10/13/2013 7:30:04 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:30:13 PM(Tammy) This morning.  Set up
10/13/2013 7:30:20 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:30:29 PM(Tammy) Final. Unedited
10/13/2013 7:30:50 PM(Jase) Ha ha what's with the people underneath?
10/13/2013 7:31:04 PM(Tammy) Holding the table
10/13/2013 7:31:10 PM(Tammy) So it didn't tip
10/13/2013 7:31:20 PM(Tammy) I'm a problem solver
10/13/2013 7:31:32 PM(Jase) That's great. You have a really good support system.��
10/13/2013 7:31:33 PM(Tammy) And that gray wall was a problem
10/13/2013 7:31:51 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
10/13/2013 7:32:36 PM(Jase) Mor Lululemon?
10/13/2013 7:32:50 PM(Tammy) Yup
10/13/2013 7:32:54 PM(Jase) I can't believe Siri just got Lululemon
10/13/2013 7:33:09 PM(Tammy) She's smart
10/13/2013 7:33:26 PM(Tammy) Have u asked her to tell you a story?
10/13/2013 7:33:26 PM(Jase) She's no lemon.
10/13/2013 7:33:43 PM(Jase) Yeah she told me to go fuck myself.
10/13/2013 7:34:41 PM(Jase) Hey by the way did you get the track I sent you in Spotify?
10/13/2013 7:35:22 PM(Tammy) Nope
10/13/2013 7:35:44 PM(Jase) It's Parov still are. We love him at our house. I can't imagine Siri got that one
10/13/2013 7:35:48 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:35:58 PM(Jase) Stelar
10/13/2013 7:36:04 PM(Tammy) Ill check
10/13/2013 7:36:29 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:36:38 PM(Tammy) That's a water pitcher
10/13/2013 7:36:39 PM(Jase) Nice shot! Are those people crying for joy?
10/13/2013 7:36:46 PM(Tammy) Yes.
10/13/2013 7:37:00 PM(Jase) Love these.
10/13/2013 7:37:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:37:22 PM(Tammy) That's the flower girl
10/13/2013 7:37:31 PM(Tammy) I showed you before
10/13/2013 7:37:48 PM(Jase) I can't quite tell what I'm looking at there. I'll have to look when I stop.
10/13/2013 7:38:12 PM(Tammy) Why r u driving and texting?!
10/13/2013 7:38:26 PM(Tammy) I'm so SORRY!!
10/13/2013 7:38:34 PM(Jase) I'm not. It's Siri.
10/13/2013 7:39:00 PM(Tammy) Siri is driving?
10/13/2013 7:39:21 PM(Jase) Yeah it was an upgrade.
10/13/2013 7:39:36 PM(Jase) Nicely done.
10/13/2013 7:41:17 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:41:31 PM(Tammy) I do A LOT of shit.  OMG.
10/13/2013 7:41:47 PM(Jase) Type a baby.
10/13/2013 7:41:48 PM(Tammy) Just picked a handful off my desktop
10/13/2013 7:42:05 PM(Tammy) Type a baby?
10/13/2013 7:42:11 PM(Tammy) Oh. Type A
10/13/2013 7:42:18 PM(Tammy) LMAO
10/13/2013 7:42:28 PM(Jase) Ha ha as opposed to say some way to get pregnant like just type out a baby
10/13/2013 7:42:43 PM(Jase) Siri just doesn't get me
10/13/2013 7:47:47 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 7:47:54 PM(Tammy) Zoe Swales
10/13/2013 8:04:21 PM(Jase) I've seen that image. It's one of my faves!
10/13/2013 8:04:38 PM(Jase) Was cool scooter is that?
10/13/2013 8:04:45 PM(Tammy) Me too
10/13/2013 8:46:35 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 8:47:51 PM(Jase) Band practice.
10/13/2013 11:08:31 PM(Jase) Hey. I just want to say. Enjoy the movement.
10/13/2013 11:08:40 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 11:08:54 PM(Tammy) Hahaha!!
10/13/2013 11:09:14 PM(Jase) Maybe that's what the charmin bear was talking about. Love.
10/13/2013 11:09:30 PM(Tammy) Totally
10/13/2013 11:11:23 PM(Jase) Go to bed! Catch up on sleep!
10/13/2013 11:12:14 PM(Tammy) I cannot.  I have to finish this wedding before tomorrow.
10/13/2013 11:12:22 PM(Tammy) My life is stupid.
10/13/2013 11:12:46 PM(Jase) Dang :-(
10/13/2013 11:13:04 PM(Jase) Is that like haha my life is stupid or like I'm having a hard time?
10/13/2013 11:13:51 PM(Tammy) Both.  ��������
10/13/2013 11:14:20 PM(Jase) Oh man. Sorry to hear. Hugs my friend
10/13/2013 11:14:49 PM(Jase) It's ok.y life is stupid too
10/13/2013 11:15:00 PM(Tammy) Thanks.  I'm just tired.  It will be better in..novemberish
10/13/2013 11:15:08 PM(Jase) Indeed
10/13/2013 11:15:14 PM(Tammy) That's why I like you!
10/13/2013 11:15:21 PM(Jase) :-)
10/13/2013 11:15:23 PM(Tammy) I'm not allooonnnneeee
10/13/2013 11:15:37 PM(Jase) When in doubt, just grab a typewriter and type a baby
10/13/2013 11:16:49 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
10/13/2013 11:17:00 PM(Jase) We can have stupid lives together :-)
10/13/2013 11:17:14 PM(Tammy) Yaaaayyyyy!  ��������
10/13/2013 11:17:29 PM(Tammy) I hate exit signs.
10/13/2013 11:17:32 PM(Tammy) FYI
10/13/2013 11:17:47 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 11:17:52 PM(Jase) As a photographer? Or in geberal?
10/13/2013 11:17:59 PM(Jase) Ah!
10/13/2013 11:18:07 PM(Jase) Cut that shit right out
10/13/2013 11:18:25 PM(Tammy) No.  I have to clone it out
10/13/2013 11:18:33 PM(Jase) Nice little lens flare though
10/13/2013 11:18:39 PM(Tammy) Cropping makes it weird
10/13/2013 11:18:53 PM(Jase) No just cut it and leave a transparent square
10/13/2013 11:19:03 PM(Jase) Better. Replace it with a squid
10/13/2013 11:19:26 PM(Jase) The world needs many many more squid signs
10/13/2013 11:19:28 PM(Tammy) Or a bible!
10/13/2013 11:19:43 PM(Jase) A bible!
10/13/2013 11:19:55 PM(Tammy) ����
10/13/2013 11:20:00 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/13/2013 11:20:15 PM(Tammy) ����
10/13/2013 11:20:26 PM(Tammy) ����
10/13/2013 11:20:37 PM(Jase) Omg you win the emoticon contest again!
10/13/2013 11:20:39 PM(Tammy) ����
10/13/2013 11:20:47 PM(Tammy) Jinx
10/13/2013 11:22:07 PM(Jase) ������
10/13/2013 11:22:37 PM(Tammy) ��
10/13/2013 11:22:45 PM(Tammy) Fist knock
10/13/2013 11:23:03 PM(Tammy) I just.  Explained.  An emoticon.  Lol
10/13/2013 11:23:41 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 11:24:13 PM(Tammy) You are right.  It's SOOOO much better!
10/13/2013 11:24:22 PM(Tammy) The bride will LOVE it
10/13/2013 11:24:35 PM(Tammy) And probably hang it on her wall
10/13/2013 11:24:42 PM(Tammy) Fo'sho
10/13/2013 11:24:59 PM(Jase) You need to hire me. Stupid squid skills
10/13/2013 11:25:34 PM(Tammy) You are an extremely talented squid artiste
10/13/2013 11:27:38 PM(Jase) I can also type a baby
10/13/2013 11:27:45 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/13/2013 11:28:13 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Dork
10/13/2013 11:28:33 PM(Tammy) ��
10/13/2013 11:28:42 PM(Jase) K this stupid dork is gonna catch up on sleep.
10/13/2013 11:28:50 PM(Jase) Good luck ��
10/13/2013 11:29:08 PM(Tammy) Jealous.  Xoxo
10/13/2013 11:29:23 PM(Jase) ❤️❤️
10/14/2013 2:34:25 PM(Jase) Get your wedding done?  How late were you up?
10/14/2013 4:10:13 PM(Jase) Oh and the new video on your vimeo with the priest? Omg I was dying. I so wanted him to say "mawidge"
10/14/2013 5:21:32 PM(Tammy) Mayyylleeee and feeemale
10/14/2013 5:21:56 PM(Tammy) I had to go home and take a nap!
10/14/2013 5:22:08 PM(Jase) Nice. Me need nap 2
10/14/2013 5:22:24 PM(Jase) These damn kids keep wanting to be fed every day though
10/14/2013 5:23:07 PM(Jase) You'll have to tell me about the pros and cons of empty nesting sometime
10/14/2013 5:24:25 PM(Tammy) Whytorture yourself with that information.  Lol
10/14/2013 5:24:42 PM(Jase) Ah so it's all pro, huh?
10/14/2013 5:24:53 PM(Tammy) I worked 45 hours in three days.
10/14/2013 5:25:12 PM(Jase) Haha!!
10/14/2013 5:25:14 PM(Tammy) I gotta admit for me there's a lot of pro.  ;)
10/14/2013 5:26:02 PM(Tammy) But that's mostly because my son has hit the "I'm independent self centered and kind of a jerk" stage
10/14/2013 5:26:29 PM(Tammy) So it's much more peaceful when he's not around right now.
10/14/2013 5:27:05 PM(Jase) Haha
10/14/2013 5:27:45 PM(Jase) I'm sure I'll miss my babies while I'm busy dominating the entire universe
10/14/2013 5:28:48 PM(Tammy) Of course you will!
10/14/2013 5:29:33 PM(Tammy) But after so many years of focus on them it's nice to be able to focus  on yourself
10/14/2013 5:32:43 PM(Jase) Yeah.
10/14/2013 5:33:06 PM(Jase) Of course who am I going to improvise asparagus kale curry soup for?
10/14/2013 5:42:32 PM(Tammy) Stop.  Showing.  Off.  Dammit.
10/14/2013 5:43:28 PM(Jase) I need something as a backup if demand for my exit sign altering skills wanes
10/14/2013 5:44:04 PM(Tammy) It will never wane with Team Swales!
10/14/2013 5:45:14 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/14/2013 5:46:31 PM(Tammy) Don't go into food photography!!! But yummy!!
10/14/2013 5:46:41 PM(Tammy) Start a food blog!
10/14/2013 5:55:02 PM(Jase) Ok I just got some training. Now I'm going into food photography.
10/14/2013 5:55:17 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/14/2013 5:56:08 PM(Tammy) Edgy!  Amazing!  Lol
10/14/2013 6:39:36 PM(Jase) Btw your videos have inspired me to add a fun header to my passport training videos to brand them
10/14/2013 6:40:49 PM(Jase) Nothing earth shattering but it does kick it up a notch
10/14/2013 6:44:54 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/14/2013 7:59:11 PM(Tammy) Haha LOVE!!  ��❤
10/15/2013 1:04:08 PM(Jase) Think I'm going to have to take a break on breaking bad. Super violent. Hard to go to bed after that
10/15/2013 1:31:26 PM(Tammy) That's why I won't watch it!!
10/15/2013 1:31:57 PM(Tammy) I'm not a fan of visually violent mean stuff.  I don't want it in my head.
10/15/2013 1:32:04 PM(Jase) You are the wise one. Best not to let that stuff in my head
10/15/2013 1:32:07 PM(Jase) Jinx!
10/15/2013 1:32:16 PM(Tammy) I've learned I have to be super careful about that
10/15/2013 1:32:23 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 1:33:08 PM(Jase) Funny I watched fight club last week. Even though it's visually violent, I actually think it's a conceptually non violent movie
10/15/2013 1:33:19 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 1:33:29 PM(Tammy) Ive never seen it
10/15/2013 1:33:33 PM(Jase) In the sense that violence of any sort is just taking someone's power against their will
10/15/2013 1:33:45 PM(Jase) Hey could you explain that emoji pls?
10/15/2013 1:33:57 PM(Tammy) Fight?
10/15/2013 1:34:01 PM(Tammy) Fist?
10/15/2013 1:34:15 PM(Jase) ��
10/15/2013 1:34:28 PM(Jase) How's your day?
10/15/2013 1:34:48 PM(Tammy) I look like a homeless person today.  Lol
10/15/2013 1:35:08 PM(Jase) ??
10/15/2013 1:35:11 PM(Tammy) I'm so tired J.  So effing tired.
10/15/2013 1:35:36 PM(Tammy) I need a break somehow and I can't figure out how
10/15/2013 1:36:05 PM(Tammy) But ill get through it.  How are YOU?
10/15/2013 1:36:14 PM(Jase) Oh dang. So sorry.
10/15/2013 1:36:40 PM(Tammy) It's good!  Not complaining because business is great
10/15/2013 1:36:42 PM(Jase) How much longer is your seasonal sprint?
10/15/2013 1:36:47 PM(Tammy) Just stretched
10/15/2013 1:36:51 PM(Jase) Yeah
10/15/2013 1:36:56 PM(Tammy) January
10/15/2013 1:37:04 PM(Jase) Yikes. Hang in
10/15/2013 1:37:18 PM(Tammy) Lmao.  No other option!
10/15/2013 1:37:29 PM(Jase) I'm ok. Stessed about ������
10/15/2013 1:37:41 PM(Tammy) Why?
10/15/2013 1:38:00 PM(Tammy) I always assumed u had boatloads.
10/15/2013 1:38:14 PM(Tammy) I don't know why I assumed that tho
10/15/2013 1:38:15 PM(Jase) Took on about 10 grand so far to try and finish the house. And no end in sight. Lots still to do
10/15/2013 1:38:21 PM(Jase) Boatloads!!!
10/15/2013 1:38:28 PM(Tammy) Maybe all the house buying
10/15/2013 1:38:37 PM(Jase) I'm comfortable in terms of college and retirement and such
10/15/2013 1:39:14 PM(Jase) Yeah I have a few less boats full of money after all the house buying to accommodate my less than stellar relationship choices
10/15/2013 1:39:34 PM(Jase) And if my country house would sell I'd be a LOT less stessed over $
10/15/2013 1:39:40 PM(Tammy) So it's time to regroup
10/15/2013 1:39:51 PM(Tammy) Yes.  What is preventing that
10/15/2013 1:39:57 PM(Tammy) From happening
10/15/2013 1:39:58 PM(Jase) A buyer
10/15/2013 1:40:10 PM(Tammy) LMFAO
10/15/2013 1:40:16 PM(Tammy) Obviously
10/15/2013 1:40:59 PM(Jase) Nothing preventing regrouping. Just bummed that I prob still need 10-20 G more to finish the house and I want to TRAVEL with the kids
10/15/2013 1:41:25 PM(Jase) Alas. It will all pass. First world problems, honestly
10/15/2013 1:41:27 PM(Tammy) So travel.  The house can wait.  Kids can't.
10/15/2013 1:41:36 PM(Jase) Hmm. Interesting advice
10/15/2013 1:41:47 PM(Tammy) Everything works right?
10/15/2013 1:41:57 PM(Tammy) So table it for a while
10/15/2013 1:42:07 PM(Jase) Works ish. I have no bathroom
10/15/2013 1:42:10 PM(Jase) But yeah
10/15/2013 1:42:12 PM(Tammy) Travel.
10/15/2013 1:42:20 PM(Jase) That's prob really good advice
10/15/2013 1:42:26 PM(Tammy) THAT is a first works problem
10/15/2013 1:42:30 PM(Tammy) World
10/15/2013 1:42:35 PM(Jase) Indeed
10/15/2013 1:42:39 PM(Tammy) Spoiled
10/15/2013 1:42:40 PM(Jase) Hey thx
10/15/2013 1:42:45 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 1:43:08 PM(Jase) If you saw how my kids keep their bathroom you'd realize it's a third world problem every time I walk in there!
10/15/2013 1:43:27 PM(Tammy) Ew
10/15/2013 1:43:40 PM(Tammy) I get it.  My son is gross
10/15/2013 1:44:35 PM(Tammy) ��������������
10/15/2013 1:44:42 PM(Tammy) Laughing
10/15/2013 1:44:49 PM(Tammy) I love emojis
10/15/2013 1:44:50 PM(Jase) Yeah it's scary
10/15/2013 1:45:02 PM(Jase) You are the emoji ��
10/15/2013 1:45:56 PM(Tammy) I am pretty awesome as a general rule.  ;)
10/15/2013 1:46:12 PM(Jase) That's a given :-)
10/15/2013 1:46:27 PM(Tammy) I almost sent you a message at 2 am
10/15/2013 1:46:36 PM(Jase) Yeah?
10/15/2013 1:46:43 PM(Jase) Another insomnia attack?
10/15/2013 1:46:55 PM(Tammy) But thought too weird and creeptastic
10/15/2013 1:47:10 PM(Jase) Nbd as far as I'm concerned
10/15/2013 1:47:17 PM(Jase) Weird how?
10/15/2013 1:47:38 PM(Tammy) I was having a feel sorry for myself moment
10/15/2013 1:47:56 PM(Jase) Yeah I get that. Anything in particular?
10/15/2013 1:49:10 PM(Tammy) I am fine 99% of the time and then the other percent I'm convinced I'm going t be alone forever.  And I get freaked out.  It's a very weird feeling and I don't like it.  At. All.
10/15/2013 1:49:39 PM(Jase) Yeah I very much get that
10/15/2013 1:50:07 PM(Jase) Alone is pretty sucky if you think very much about it. Very sucky at 2am.
10/15/2013 1:51:16 PM(Jase) I'm kind of the same way but reverse the 99 and the 1 ��
10/15/2013 1:52:28 PM(Jase) I have to figure out why I gravitate toward partners that aren't very empowered so to speak
10/15/2013 1:54:06 PM(Tammy) Yes.  It's good to look at your patterns.
10/15/2013 1:54:23 PM(Tammy) It seems like maybe you are a fixer.
10/15/2013 1:54:30 PM(Tammy) I'm a fixer too.
10/15/2013 1:54:36 PM(Tammy) And a pleaser.
10/15/2013 1:54:37 PM(Jase) Yeah. MKs family is a total mess. Zoe's not too good
10/15/2013 1:54:54 PM(Tammy) Except then you don't get it in return.
10/15/2013 1:54:59 PM(Jase) Yeah. I think you are right. I'm not sure why I am.
10/15/2013 1:55:26 PM(Tammy) For me it's about control and feeling wanted
10/15/2013 1:55:57 PM(Jase) Know what Alyssa said Sunday to my friend Michael who has a nutjob pursuing him (who I am strangely attracted to)?  You have to have compassion for yourself
10/15/2013 1:56:17 PM(Jase) I asked her where she got that. She said me :-)
10/15/2013 1:56:32 PM(Jase) Control and feeling wanted is right. What to do about that?
10/15/2013 1:56:32 PM(Tammy) Oh Jesus j.  Don't do the nutjob path.
10/15/2013 1:56:46 PM(Jase) Oh I won't. Just observing.
10/15/2013 1:56:56 PM(Tammy) If I HAD the answer I'd be dating!   Lol
10/15/2013 1:56:58 PM(Jase) Fits the pattern
10/15/2013 1:57:01 PM(Jase) Ha!
10/15/2013 1:57:07 PM(Jase) I still wouldn't :-(
10/15/2013 1:57:26 PM(Jase) Lemme know if you get anywhere with that. Seriously
10/15/2013 1:58:06 PM(Tammy) Dating?
10/15/2013 1:58:13 PM(Tammy) Or figuring it out
10/15/2013 1:58:23 PM(Jase) Figuring it out
10/15/2013 1:58:33 PM(Jase) Cause I'm kinda the same
10/15/2013 1:58:35 PM(Tammy) I don't think you alter your patterns significantly
10/15/2013 1:58:46 PM(Jase) Maybe not. So then what?
10/15/2013 1:58:54 PM(Tammy) But I do think being AWARE and talking about it
10/15/2013 1:59:01 PM(Tammy) Is important
10/15/2013 1:59:07 PM(Jase) Yeah smart
10/15/2013 1:59:10 PM(Tammy) If you are able too
10/15/2013 1:59:42 PM(Jase) Yeah that is something I can do. And I'm getting better at being aware of it all the time. At no small cost
10/15/2013 1:59:47 PM(Tammy) I can do it to the point where I can say - I know I'm doing this and I am sorry
10/15/2013 2:00:10 PM(Jase) Interesting
10/15/2013 2:00:25 PM(Tammy) Or this is something I have to do can you be okay with that
10/15/2013 2:00:39 PM(Jase) What do you mean?
10/15/2013 2:01:02 PM(Tammy) The words I use when i need control
10/15/2013 2:01:04 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/15/2013 2:01:29 PM(Jase) Like that's what you would say to your person?
10/15/2013 2:02:21 PM(Tammy) Yes.  At least that's my current working theory.
10/15/2013 2:02:31 PM(Tammy) I can do it at work
10/15/2013 2:02:37 PM(Tammy) And it's cool.
10/15/2013 2:02:54 PM(Jase) Ah smart. Like it reduces the inherent conflict?
10/15/2013 2:03:07 PM(Jase) What's an actual example? If you don't mind?
10/15/2013 2:06:37 PM(Tammy) So if I am having a shitastic day due to external things - (you know how you can always tell that about someone and you can't help but think that person is upset with you). I walk in and tell my team - I am telling you guys that I am in a CRAP mood and it isn't about any of you at all.  I'm just grumpy and I need to sit at my desk and sulk for an hour!
10/15/2013 2:07:20 PM(Tammy) Then they laugh and nod and leave me alone for an hour so I regroup and get out of my head.  It's better
10/15/2013 2:07:47 PM(Tammy) And they tell me it helps because I'm acknowledging that I'm being an ass.
10/15/2013 2:08:05 PM(Tammy) Maybe that's not the example you need
10/15/2013 2:09:51 PM(Jase) No that is perfect
10/15/2013 2:09:53 PM(Jase) And smart
10/15/2013 2:10:29 PM(Tammy) I try really hard to be transparent
10/15/2013 2:10:37 PM(Tammy) Which is not easy
10/15/2013 2:11:04 PM(Tammy) Especially when you feel it the least is when you need to be the MOST.
10/15/2013 2:14:02 PM(Jase) That is so true
10/15/2013 2:14:36 PM(Jase) I mean it's all about communication.
10/15/2013 2:14:47 PM(Jase) At least I think it is
10/15/2013 2:15:10 PM(Jase) Though there was never anything I could say to make MK feel less threatened by me
10/15/2013 2:15:25 PM(Tammy) that's on her though
10/15/2013 2:15:31 PM(Tammy) Not on you
10/15/2013 2:19:26 PM(Jase) I agree.
10/15/2013 2:20:00 PM(Jase) Sorry. People keep coming into my Office and wanting to talk about *work*. Selfish bastards
10/15/2013 2:20:19 PM(Tammy) Jerks.  ����������
10/15/2013 2:20:34 PM(Jase) Hey! That's my team!
10/15/2013 2:21:32 PM(Jase) This is good food for thought. I'm currently operating under the "finding the right partner is a matter of sheer luck" mode
10/15/2013 2:22:19 PM(Tammy) Nope.  I think it happens when you stop looking.
10/15/2013 2:26:22 PM(Jase) Maybe. Life is a long series of lessons in letting go I suppose
10/15/2013 2:30:42 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 2:31:24 PM(Jase) Is that like a yin/yang?
10/15/2013 2:31:49 PM(Tammy) I was thinking "life and series"
10/15/2013 2:31:59 PM(Tammy) So.  Kind of.
10/15/2013 2:32:10 PM(Tammy) Fail if you have to explain Ito
10/15/2013 2:32:57 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 2:33:03 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 2:33:23 PM(Jase) I saw those!  So cute. Is she a pug, btw?
10/15/2013 2:34:03 PM(Tammy) Bit your tongue.  French Bulldog!
10/15/2013 2:34:05 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/15/2013 2:34:15 PM(Tammy) Pugs ears go down
10/15/2013 2:34:33 PM(Jase) I am so not dog-literate!
10/15/2013 2:34:40 PM(Jase) Merci!
10/15/2013 2:34:45 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 2:34:51 PM(Tammy) This is a pug
10/15/2013 2:35:02 PM(Tammy) Frenchies have stand up ears
10/15/2013 2:35:14 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/15/2013 2:35:27 PM(Tammy) I get that a lot.  Same coloring
10/15/2013 2:36:12 PM(Jase) How old is she now?
10/15/2013 2:36:23 PM(Tammy) 1.5
10/15/2013 2:36:27 PM(Jase) Awww
10/15/2013 2:37:21 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 6:44:03 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 6:44:12 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 6:44:30 PM(Jase) Making you my one person food blog :-)
10/15/2013 6:44:36 PM(Jase) Before and after
10/15/2013 7:03:04 PM(Tammy) Um.  Offer accepted!
10/15/2013 7:03:18 PM(Tammy) That looks fantastically yummy!
10/15/2013 7:03:48 PM(Tammy) I have a spaghetti squash I was thinking of throwing in the oven
10/15/2013 7:05:46 PM(Jase) Awesome. That's what I was going to make tonight!
10/15/2013 7:05:55 PM(Jase) How do you prepare it?
10/15/2013 7:06:06 PM(Tammy) Um.  I'm open to ideas!
10/15/2013 7:10:38 PM(Jase) Ha me too. And I have a shotload in the basement. Maybe just olive oil basil oregano balsamic vinegar
10/15/2013 7:10:47 PM(Jase) Or the obvious spaghetti sauce
10/15/2013 7:11:26 PM(Tammy) Haha.  Ok.  That's prob what ill do.  I wish I could cook better!
10/15/2013 7:13:07 PM(Tammy) Do u cut and then bake or bake and then cut
10/15/2013 7:19:01 PM(Jase) Cut then bake. Cut side down
10/15/2013 7:21:51 PM(Jase) I'll share all my tips with ya
10/15/2013 7:25:41 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 7:46:41 PM(Jase) Ladybug?
10/15/2013 7:48:11 PM(Tammy) It's good luck!
10/15/2013 8:14:34 PM(Jase) Oh really? I never knew that. You have deep emoji knowledge, Tammy-San
10/15/2013 8:18:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 8:18:39 PM(Jase) Awesome!!
10/15/2013 8:19:02 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 8:19:27 PM(Tammy) This is dumb but I am excited I figured out how to mirror onto my tv
10/15/2013 8:19:40 PM(Tammy) #yoga
10/15/2013 8:21:24 PM(Jase) I really want to do that!
10/15/2013 8:21:39 PM(Tammy) Good.  I'm excited!
10/15/2013 8:22:14 PM(Jase) I want to teach the kids to code. I taught Ian Alyssa and Suvi (Zoe's daughter) the basics of HTML in 15 mins tonight
10/15/2013 8:22:31 PM(Jase) I need to upgrade to mountain lion tho
10/15/2013 8:22:38 PM(Jase) Doing yoga?
10/15/2013 8:24:07 PM(Tammy) Not right now.
10/15/2013 8:24:34 PM(Tammy) Orange is the new black and answering email
10/15/2013 8:24:53 PM(Jase) Nice. How is that?
10/15/2013 8:26:18 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 8:26:32 PM(Tammy) Distracting.  Lol
10/15/2013 8:30:14 PM(Jase) Multitasking!
10/15/2013 8:30:31 PM(Tammy) And texting you!
10/15/2013 8:30:44 PM(Jase) :-) glad to be a distraction
10/15/2013 8:30:55 PM(Tammy) Me too!
10/15/2013 8:47:51 PM(Jase) Have any lemons and capers?
10/15/2013 8:47:57 PM(Jase) This one looks very nice
10/15/2013 8:48:00 PM(Jase) http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/saras-secrets/spaghetti-squash-with-lemon-and-capers-recipe/index.html
10/15/2013 8:48:50 PM(Tammy) Hahahaha capers.   Um.  Yeah. No.
10/15/2013 8:49:45 PM(Jase) ������
10/15/2013 8:50:48 PM(Jase) Here you go. Easy peasy and yummy
10/15/2013 8:50:50 PM(Jase) http://m.foodnetwork.com/recipes/33599
10/15/2013 8:50:57 PM(Tammy) ❤❤
10/15/2013 10:49:36 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 10:49:52 PM(Tammy) Working on my new magazine.
10/15/2013 10:50:09 PM(Jase) Another issue or another magazine?
10/15/2013 10:50:15 PM(Tammy) Putting a man on the wedding issue cover
10/15/2013 10:50:30 PM(Jase) Cool!  Send me pics
10/15/2013 10:50:30 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 10:50:36 PM(Jase) Ooh handsome
10/15/2013 10:50:40 PM(Tammy) I haven't shot it yet
10/15/2013 10:50:58 PM(Tammy) But I want to do something not normal
10/15/2013 10:51:05 PM(Jase) Is it happy magazine?
10/15/2013 10:51:11 PM(Tammy) Yes.
10/15/2013 10:51:16 PM(Tammy) Issue two
10/15/2013 10:51:29 PM(Jase) Awesome! So what's behind the idea of the guy?
10/15/2013 10:52:42 PM(Tammy) Groom.  Bowtie and brides hands only.
10/15/2013 10:52:55 PM(Tammy) Lipstick kiss maybe
10/15/2013 10:52:57 PM(Jase) Oh clever
10/15/2013 10:53:03 PM(Jase) No. That's cliche
10/15/2013 10:53:04 PM(Tammy) Mussed up hair
10/15/2013 10:53:08 PM(Jase) Yes
10/15/2013 10:53:25 PM(Jase) Not that you asked my advice whatsoever
10/15/2013 10:53:39 PM(Jase) ������
10/15/2013 10:53:47 PM(Tammy) Always welcome
10/15/2013 10:54:03 PM(Tammy) That's how good ideas go to AMAZING ideas
10/15/2013 10:54:56 PM(Tammy) But I want to suggest love and marriage...maybe the lipstick kiss is a different shape
10/15/2013 10:55:06 PM(Tammy) Like...my logo
10/15/2013 10:55:09 PM(Tammy) ;)
10/15/2013 10:55:17 PM(Jase) Haha!!
10/15/2013 10:56:05 PM(Jase) She could be biting his earlobe?
10/15/2013 10:56:11 PM(Jase) Random
10/15/2013 10:56:14 PM(Tammy) No.  No face.
10/15/2013 10:56:20 PM(Jase) Ah ok
10/15/2013 10:56:25 PM(Tammy) Just him.  And her hands
10/15/2013 10:56:36 PM(Tammy) Sexy hands.
10/15/2013 10:56:39 PM(Jase) Yes
10/15/2013 10:56:43 PM(Tammy) Maybe gloves
10/15/2013 10:57:05 PM(Jase) ��✋��
10/15/2013 10:59:05 PM(Jase) B/w image w lipstick kiss?
10/15/2013 10:59:17 PM(Tammy) No.  God no.
10/15/2013 10:59:27 PM(Jase) I'm so lame. Zoe will give you better advice re visual arts
10/15/2013 10:59:35 PM(Tammy) That's so out in photography
10/15/2013 10:59:46 PM(Tammy) Zoe your date?
10/15/2013 10:59:50 PM(Jase) Haha
10/15/2013 10:59:56 PM(Jase) No. Zoe you DOG
10/15/2013 11:00:06 PM(Jase) she's more qualified than me
10/15/2013 11:00:08 PM(Jase) Wood
10/15/2013 11:00:12 PM(Jase) Woof
10/15/2013 11:00:21 PM(Tammy) Lmao
10/15/2013 11:00:35 PM(Tammy) I thought that was a little random!!
10/15/2013 11:00:49 PM(Jase) "My date". Awesome.
10/15/2013 11:00:58 PM(Tammy) Everyone has a unique creative viewpoint
10/15/2013 11:01:12 PM(Tammy) How was I supposed to describe her??
10/15/2013 11:01:22 PM(Jase) Yes. And mine is all in the domain of food and music :-)
10/15/2013 11:01:29 PM(Tammy) I thought that was tactful!!
10/15/2013 11:01:32 PM(Jase) Uh my neighbor :-)
10/15/2013 11:01:38 PM(Jase) ������
10/15/2013 11:01:49 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:01:49 PM(Tammy) NWB
10/15/2013 11:01:58 PM(Jase) Literally LOL
10/15/2013 11:02:03 PM(Jase) Killing me
10/15/2013 11:02:34 PM(Tammy) That was the plan!!
10/15/2013 11:02:40 PM(Jase) I'm going to post that on Craigslist. "SWM looking for NWB"
10/15/2013 11:02:40 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 11:02:52 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 11:02:55 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 11:03:20 PM(Tammy) Oooh I wonder what you'd get?
10/15/2013 11:03:33 PM(Tammy) Nice White Boy
10/15/2013 11:03:36 PM(Tammy) Ew
10/15/2013 11:03:40 PM(Jase) You are like rain man with those. I'm like "is that on the bell page or the car page"
10/15/2013 11:03:53 PM(Tammy) Def
10/15/2013 11:03:54 PM(Jase) Nachos with benefits
10/15/2013 11:03:55 PM(Tammy) Def
10/15/2013 11:04:00 PM(Tammy) Definitely
10/15/2013 11:04:38 PM(Tammy) ☔��
10/15/2013 11:05:16 PM(Jase) Omfg. ������������
10/15/2013 11:06:13 PM(Tammy) At yer service JD.
10/15/2013 11:06:31 PM(Tammy) ⛽
10/15/2013 11:06:50 PM(Jase) ��������❓
10/15/2013 11:07:17 PM(Jase) ©®����
10/15/2013 11:07:28 PM(Tammy) ������
10/15/2013 11:07:53 PM(Jase) ������
10/15/2013 11:08:09 PM(Tammy) Ooohhh.  Good one!
10/15/2013 11:08:57 PM(Tammy) ��
10/15/2013 11:09:10 PM(Tammy) 8⃣6⃣7⃣5⃣3⃣0⃣9⃣
10/15/2013 11:09:18 PM(Tammy) LMFAO
10/15/2013 11:09:26 PM(Jase) ��️��®
10/15/2013 11:09:43 PM(Jase) Jenny I got your #⃣
10/15/2013 11:09:45 PM(Tammy) Lady gaga?
10/15/2013 11:10:55 PM(Jase) ⛽️��⛽️��
10/15/2013 11:11:04 PM(Tammy) You WIN
10/15/2013 11:11:20 PM(Tammy) Literal man!!
10/15/2013 11:12:21 PM(Tammy) Why.  Don't.  You.  Live.  Closer.
10/15/2013 11:12:29 PM(Tammy) The. End.
10/15/2013 11:12:48 PM(Jase) ⛎2⃣
10/15/2013 11:13:01 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:13:12 PM(Jase) That is damn sweet
10/15/2013 11:13:13 PM(Tammy) Post doggie daycare
10/15/2013 11:13:23 PM(Tammy) Hasn't moved all night
10/15/2013 11:13:28 PM(Jase) Super cute
10/15/2013 11:14:02 PM(Tammy) Here's what the stylist said
10/15/2013 11:14:09 PM(Jase) �� 195 frequent flier miles to your door ��
10/15/2013 11:14:15 PM(Tammy) About the ring bearer spread
10/15/2013 11:15:02 PM(Tammy) 195?  That doesn't seem like much!
10/15/2013 11:15:31 PM(Jase) It's more. But literary license and all
10/15/2013 11:15:45 PM(Tammy) how cool would it to do duck dynasty/farm look? i found a jcrew kid's camo blazer. so awesome mixed with a fancy bow tie and dress pants. just a thought ;)
10/15/2013 11:15:54 PM(Tammy) How cool is my job
10/15/2013 11:16:09 PM(Jase) Fun. That was the stylist?
10/15/2013 11:16:15 PM(Tammy) Duck dynasty farm ring bearer.  I die.
10/15/2013 11:16:18 PM(Tammy) Yes.
10/15/2013 11:16:42 PM(Tammy) Who thinks like that??!!
10/15/2013 11:17:12 PM(Tammy) Duck dynasty farm RING BEARER in a CAMO jacket with bowtie
10/15/2013 11:17:21 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhj
10/15/2013 11:17:26 PM(Tammy) Laughing
10/15/2013 11:17:39 PM(Jase) I know. That's pretty awesome
10/15/2013 11:17:53 PM(Jase) With the shades too
10/15/2013 11:18:28 PM(Tammy) Shhhheeeeeaahhhh
10/15/2013 11:18:49 PM(Tammy) Now I'm too excited to sleep.  Dammit.
10/15/2013 11:19:42 PM(Jase) Are you going to do it?
10/15/2013 11:20:10 PM(Jase) American flag bandana too
10/15/2013 11:20:50 PM(Jase) And the bridesmaids can do it too
10/15/2013 11:20:56 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:20:59 PM(Tammy) Um.  I gave her total freedom
10/15/2013 11:21:07 PM(Jase) Fun
10/15/2013 11:21:10 PM(Tammy) Wow.
10/15/2013 11:23:06 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:23:10 PM(Tammy) I win!
10/15/2013 11:23:37 PM(Jase) That is truly beautiful
10/15/2013 11:23:49 PM(Tammy) Mmmhmmmmm
10/15/2013 11:23:59 PM(Jase) If the dress matches the drapes...
10/15/2013 11:24:32 PM(Tammy) I'd do a whole photo shoot with dresses matching wallpaper
10/15/2013 11:24:39 PM(Jase) Yes!
10/15/2013 11:25:11 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:25:18 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:25:25 PM(Tammy) Been done.
10/15/2013 11:26:22 PM(Jase) Love the one in the swing
10/15/2013 11:26:23 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:26:28 PM(Jase) http://m.anthropologie.com/mobile/catalog/productdetail.jsp?catId=HOME-WALLPAPER&id=27603190&cm_sp=Fluid-_-27603190-_-Large_18
10/15/2013 11:26:39 PM(Jase) I'd have a dress made for that one
10/15/2013 11:26:52 PM(Jase) Which is on my wish list for my kitchen.
10/15/2013 11:27:00 PM(Jase) The wallpaper. Not the dress
10/15/2013 11:27:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:27:21 PM(Tammy) This one?
10/15/2013 11:27:28 PM(Jase) Yep
10/15/2013 11:28:11 PM(Tammy) I have a friend who used real silverware as a border all the way around the top of her kitchen.  Coolest thing ever
10/15/2013 11:28:36 PM(Jase) Cool!  How? Have a pic?
10/15/2013 11:28:57 PM(Tammy) No.  But I can probably get one.
10/15/2013 11:29:01 PM(Tammy) Maybe
10/15/2013 11:29:12 PM(Jase) No biggie. How was it done?
10/15/2013 11:29:12 PM(Tammy) She nailed them up
10/15/2013 11:29:32 PM(Jase) Border color behind or something?
10/15/2013 11:29:58 PM(Tammy) Nope.  Color and then just silverware.
10/15/2013 11:30:08 PM(Tammy) One wall color I mean
10/15/2013 11:30:13 PM(Jase) Cool!  I may have to try that
10/15/2013 11:30:20 PM(Tammy) But it has to be a strong color
10/15/2013 11:30:26 PM(Tammy) Or it won't pop
10/15/2013 11:30:49 PM(Jase) Yeah. I have some strong and some lighter walls in my kitchen
10/15/2013 11:30:57 PM(Jase) Have you seen my kitchen?
10/15/2013 11:31:09 PM(Tammy) That wallpaper won't work with that idea
10/15/2013 11:31:17 PM(Jase) No
10/15/2013 11:31:20 PM(Tammy) Have I seen your kitchen?
10/15/2013 11:31:25 PM(Jase) Pics?
10/15/2013 11:31:38 PM(Tammy) Only in my dreams when you're wearing an apron
10/15/2013 11:31:42 PM(Tammy) Hahahaha
10/15/2013 11:31:53 PM(Tammy) Dunno.  Maybe?
10/15/2013 11:31:58 PM(Jase) The spoon wallpaper is going above the counters below the cabinets
10/15/2013 11:32:04 PM(Jase) You are killing me!!!
10/15/2013 11:32:59 PM(Tammy) I want to invent more emojis
10/15/2013 11:33:08 PM(Tammy) Why are we so limited?
10/15/2013 11:33:19 PM(Tammy) Why aren't there porn emojis
10/15/2013 11:33:30 PM(Tammy) Or kitchen emojis
10/15/2013 11:33:42 PM(Tammy) I think it's an untapped market
10/15/2013 11:34:01 PM(Jase) I know. Srsly. They would sell
10/15/2013 11:34:03 PM(Tammy) I mean...think of the possibilities!
10/15/2013 11:34:10 PM(Tammy) Niche emojis.
10/15/2013 11:34:34 PM(Tammy) You could have dog breed emojis
10/15/2013 11:34:44 PM(Jase) TOTALLY
10/15/2013 11:34:52 PM(Tammy) Zoe Swales running.  Sitting. Sleeping.
10/15/2013 11:35:02 PM(Tammy) I'd buy that shit!!!
10/15/2013 11:35:05 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:35:09 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/15/2013 11:35:15 PM(Jase) Srsly
10/15/2013 11:35:48 PM(Tammy) What exactly do you need to finish.  That's fancy pants!
10/15/2013 11:36:10 PM(Tammy) It's huge.
10/15/2013 11:36:16 PM(Tammy) You're spoiled.
10/15/2013 11:36:22 PM(Jase) Trim. Bar rail. Toe kick. Paint some crown. Mostly small stuff
10/15/2013 11:36:51 PM(Tammy) So...take a weekend and finish. And then TRAVEL
10/15/2013 11:36:58 PM(Jase) :-) I live in my kitchen. It's literally the kitchen of my dreams
10/15/2013 11:37:09 PM(Jase) Ah more than a weekend but doable
10/15/2013 11:37:27 PM(Jase) your advice on travel was well taken
10/15/2013 11:37:27 PM(Tammy) It is amazing.  I'm jealous.
10/15/2013 11:37:38 PM(Tammy) I'm smart.  Kinda.
10/15/2013 11:37:41 PM(Jase) It's a mess right now :-(
10/15/2013 11:37:50 PM(Tammy) Please.
10/15/2013 11:37:58 PM(Jase) Not terrible
10/15/2013 11:38:15 PM(Tammy) I am the least judgemental person about that stuff.
10/15/2013 11:38:43 PM(Tammy) I make no apologies for the state of my home during wedding season!!
10/15/2013 11:39:17 PM(Tammy) Ok Lovest.  I have to sleep. Big video day tomorrow!!
10/15/2013 11:39:34 PM(Tammy) I came up with a KILLER idea for a client
10/15/2013 11:39:38 PM(Jase) Good luck. What are you shooting?
10/15/2013 11:40:01 PM(Tammy) 5 stupid things people say to stepmoms.
10/15/2013 11:40:16 PM(Tammy) "You don't look wicked"
10/15/2013 11:40:18 PM(Jase) A team Swales vid?
10/15/2013 11:40:34 PM(Tammy) And I'm changing her into a witch.
10/15/2013 11:40:50 PM(Tammy) No client.  Stepmom magazine.
10/15/2013 11:41:13 PM(Tammy) I can't wait.  I can't believe she's going for it!!!
10/15/2013 11:41:33 PM(Tammy) Then meeting with a designer I can't afford.  Lol
10/15/2013 11:42:05 PM(Jase) Oh interesting. Have fun!  Buenas noches
10/15/2013 11:42:28 PM(Tammy) ������❤❤❤
10/16/2013 8:48:37 AM(Jase) I almost texted you at 2am. It was a deep and important message:
10/16/2013 8:48:44 AM(Jase) ��ℹ️��❗️ ����Ⓜ️❗️ ������ ❗️ ����¥ ❗️
10/16/2013 8:49:13 AM(Tammy) You are SO MEAN!  Lol. Dork.  I was awake too!
10/16/2013 8:49:24 AM(Jase) I wasn't actually
10/16/2013 8:49:36 AM(Jase) Still awake or woke up?
10/16/2013 8:54:14 AM(Tammy) when.  2 am?  Woke up
10/16/2013 8:55:27 AM(Tammy) That was impressive emoji use btw
10/16/2013 8:56:44 AM(Jase) Dang sister ��
10/16/2013 8:56:59 AM(Tammy) What?
10/16/2013 8:59:14 AM(Tammy) Being awake?  Nbd.
10/16/2013 9:10:34 AM(Jase) Good luck with the stepmoms today
10/16/2013 10:45:38 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/16/2013 10:45:46 AM(Tammy) Zoe in on the action
10/16/2013 10:46:36 AM(Jase) Ha!  She is saying "Speak!  I know you are holding back on the secrets of stepmotherhood!"
10/16/2013 11:44:47 AM(Tammy) No she's saying "bitch. Get the hella off my soda!"
10/16/2013 11:44:51 AM(Tammy) Sofa.  Lol
10/16/2013 11:47:27 AM(Jase) �� = ��
10/16/2013 12:03:26 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/16/2013 12:03:35 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/16/2013 12:05:08 PM(Jase) Whoa. What's the context?
10/16/2013 12:05:38 PM(Tammy) Tell u later
10/16/2013 12:05:53 PM(Jase) K
10/16/2013 12:06:03 PM(Tammy) But trust that it's awesome
10/16/2013 12:06:10 PM(Jase) K!
10/16/2013 12:43:11 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/16/2013 1:28:36 PM(Jase) Oh clever!!
10/16/2013 1:28:48 PM(Jase) What's the storyline?
10/16/2013 6:04:58 PM(Tammy) Ok.  Things are officially out of control.  Family session Christmas Eve.  I'm charging them $$ to show up.  Just had a family ask me to fly to NJ on a private plane the 26th  for a gigantic family session.  I'd say Christmas is paid for.  Wow.
10/16/2013 7:01:09 PM(Jase) Jeebus. You are famous
10/16/2013 7:02:56 PM(Jase) Is this good news?
10/16/2013 7:08:58 PM(Tammy) Mmmmm.  It keeps me busy!
10/16/2013 7:34:35 PM(Jase) Glad you are at least making fat stacks. Just mention me in your memoirs
10/16/2013 7:36:00 PM(Tammy) Just keeping busy J.  Holidays blow.
10/16/2013 7:36:42 PM(Jase) Blow because of busy or blow because they are holidays?
10/16/2013 7:36:53 PM(Tammy) Yes.
10/16/2013 7:36:56 PM(Tammy) LOL
10/16/2013 7:37:39 PM(Tammy) My holidays are usually either completely stressful or lonely.  I might as well work!!
10/16/2013 7:39:39 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/16/2013 7:44:37 PM(Jase) Hah at least you are making $ and keeping busy
10/16/2013 7:44:46 PM(Jase) Cutie pups!
10/16/2013 7:44:54 PM(Tammy) That's what I think
10/16/2013 7:51:56 PM(Jase) Ok I've been on a big Amy wine house kick today. Found various covers of valerie. Thought a blues version would be cool.
10/16/2013 7:52:03 PM(Jase) Recording forthcoming
10/16/2013 7:52:21 PM(Jase) Rounding up neighborhood bikes
10/16/2013 7:59:18 PM(Tammy) Can't wait! ��������
10/16/2013 8:17:25 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/16/2013 8:17:33 PM(Jase) Ok it's a bit rough. But you get the idea
10/16/2013 8:35:10 PM(Tammy) The fact you can sing automatically ups your hotness factor.  LOVE. ����������
10/16/2013 8:36:34 PM(Tammy) Totally want to see About Time.
10/16/2013 8:36:50 PM(Tammy) Chick flick 100%
10/16/2013 8:56:43 PM(Jase) Glad you dig it! Sure do love to song
10/16/2013 8:56:58 PM(Jase) Haven't heard of about time
10/16/2013 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253D7OIFdWk83no
10/16/2013 9:07:22 PM(Jase) That looks quite delightful. I'm def a chick flick fan. Funny I was going to mention how much I like love actually. Have you seen?
10/16/2013 9:07:42 PM(Jase) ����
10/16/2013 9:07:56 PM(Tammy) Top five favorite movies of all time
10/16/2013 9:08:17 PM(Jase) Me too. Could watch it over and over
10/16/2013 9:08:39 PM(Jase) I usually watch it a few times around Xmas
10/16/2013 9:08:47 PM(Jase) So what are the other 4?
10/16/2013 9:09:20 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm
10/16/2013 9:09:25 PM(Tammy) Amelie
10/16/2013 9:09:43 PM(Tammy) Moonstruck (don't judge)
10/16/2013 9:10:27 PM(Jase) Haven't seen them
10/16/2013 9:10:37 PM(Jase) Amelie looks good
10/16/2013 9:10:57 PM(Tammy) What??!!
10/16/2013 9:11:06 PM(Tammy) Watch it. IMMEDIATELY
10/16/2013 9:11:17 PM(Jase) I'm kind of media anorexic
10/16/2013 9:11:46 PM(Jase) I get "you haven't seen X?!?" a lot :-)
10/16/2013 9:11:46 PM(Tammy) What does that mean?
10/16/2013 9:11:56 PM(Tammy) Laughing
10/16/2013 9:12:27 PM(Jase) Like I'm worried I'll get fat on media if I consume any at all
10/16/2013 9:12:24 PM(Tammy) I only care about the fact that you haven't seen the ones I love!
10/16/2013 9:12:36 PM(Tammy) Silly
10/16/2013 9:12:45 PM(Jase) I'll watch them for sure
10/16/2013 9:12:50 PM(Jase) What else?
10/16/2013 9:13:33 PM(Tammy) Hugo
10/16/2013 9:13:41 PM(Jase) Yes!!!!!!!!
10/16/2013 9:13:58 PM(Jase) Loved that one from the first frame
10/16/2013 9:14:04 PM(Jase) Moulin rouge?
10/16/2013 9:14:21 PM(Tammy) Jiro dreams of sushi
10/16/2013 9:14:44 PM(Jase) Hmm. Haven't heard of that one
10/16/2013 9:15:17 PM(Tammy) Shawshank Redemption
10/16/2013 9:15:29 PM(Jase) For sure
10/16/2013 9:15:32 PM(Tammy) Never saw moulin rouge
10/16/2013 9:15:49 PM(Tammy) I love drew Barrymore movies
10/16/2013 9:16:07 PM(Tammy) 50 first dates
10/16/2013 9:16:14 PM(Tammy) Everlasting
10/16/2013 9:16:51 PM(Jase) I was home sick one day a few years ago. Put it on. Thought it was utterly stupid. Would have gotten up and turned it off if I wasn't so so sick. About halfway through it was a big a ha! And then I LOVED it
10/16/2013 9:17:04 PM(Jase) Yeah def Drew Barrymore
10/16/2013 9:17:38 PM(Tammy) Avatar
10/16/2013 9:17:45 PM(Jase) Need to see it
10/16/2013 9:17:57 PM(Jase) Don't usually love cg stuff
10/16/2013 9:17:57 PM(Tammy) So so amazing
10/16/2013 9:18:05 PM(Tammy) I don't either
10/16/2013 9:18:11 PM(Jase) Good to know
10/16/2013 9:18:12 PM(Tammy) It's amazing
10/16/2013 9:18:29 PM(Jase) Have you seen The Way?  Charlie sheen
10/16/2013 9:19:01 PM(Tammy) Nope
10/16/2013 9:19:22 PM(Jase) That one was so good I'm still processing it 6 months later
10/16/2013 9:19:46 PM(Jase) How'd the stepmother shoot go?
10/16/2013 9:19:48 PM(Tammy) Really.
10/16/2013 9:19:52 PM(Tammy) Awesome!
10/16/2013 9:20:02 PM(Tammy) I'm excited to edit
10/16/2013 9:20:14 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/16/2013 9:20:17 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/16/2013 9:20:37 PM(Jase) That is pretty dramatic. Did you do the makeup?
10/16/2013 9:20:44 PM(Tammy)  the five dumbest things people say to stepmothers
10/16/2013 9:20:53 PM(Tammy) Number 5:
10/16/2013 9:21:13 PM(Tammy) You're a stepmother?  Wow.  You don't look wicked!
10/16/2013 9:21:34 PM(Tammy) So we are changing her to a witch in the last frame
10/16/2013 9:21:47 PM(Tammy) Will be funnier in post
10/16/2013 9:21:51 PM(Jase) Nice. What are the other 4?
10/16/2013 9:22:26 PM(Tammy) You don't have to have kids.  He already has them!
10/16/2013 9:22:36 PM(Tammy) Um...
10/16/2013 9:22:38 PM(Jase) Omg
10/16/2013 9:22:59 PM(Tammy) Just be really nice to them and it will be fine!
10/16/2013 9:23:07 PM(Jase) Wow
10/16/2013 9:23:25 PM(Tammy) You would understand if you were a real mother
10/16/2013 9:23:34 PM(Jase) Geez
10/16/2013 9:23:44 PM(Tammy) I can't remember the last one
10/16/2013 9:24:41 PM(Jase) Stepfamilies are so so complicated
10/16/2013 9:24:50 PM(Jase) I can't imagine doing it again
10/16/2013 9:25:59 PM(Tammy) Haha yeah.  But you will.  Or find someone you love who loves your kids but doesn't have their own
10/16/2013 9:26:40 PM(Tammy) Even when it's good it's complicated!
10/16/2013 9:27:08 PM(Jase) Now that's a good tagline
10/16/2013 9:27:49 PM(Jase) Yeah for me from this vantage point the whole journey seems unnavigable
10/16/2013 9:27:54 PM(Tammy) ;).  I just listen.  She said it in the middle of talking to me about it.
10/16/2013 9:28:07 PM(Jase) Nice!!!
10/16/2013 9:28:11 PM(Tammy) Well it SHOULD.
10/16/2013 9:28:38 PM(Tammy) I think leap frogging into a new one is immature.
10/16/2013 9:28:51 PM(Jase) The song we are singing this Sunday - my friend Michael and I and Alyssa has the lyric "it's a complicated extraordinary life". I love that lyric
10/16/2013 9:28:53 PM(Tammy) ��
10/16/2013 9:29:33 PM(Jase) Yes. Ain't nothin gonna happen now. Or for the foreseeable future
10/16/2013 9:29:38 PM(Tammy) I told Brenda to have tshirts and bags with "it's complicated" printed on it
10/16/2013 9:29:43 PM(Tammy) With her logo
10/16/2013 9:30:01 PM(Tammy) J.  I've heard that from you before
10/16/2013 9:30:16 PM(Tammy) And five minutes later you were married and
10/16/2013 9:30:17 PM(Jase) Very smart. That's some good branding right there. Every step parent will get it immediately
10/16/2013 9:30:27 PM(Tammy) Baking bread in the forest
10/16/2013 9:30:36 PM(Jase) HAHAHA!!!!!
10/16/2013 9:30:59 PM(Tammy) ������
10/16/2013 9:31:14 PM(Tammy) ����������������
10/16/2013 9:31:26 PM(Jase) Best imagery ever
10/16/2013 9:31:57 PM(Tammy) Like some weird wholistic fairy tale.
10/16/2013 9:32:13 PM(Tammy) ��✨��✨����✨��
10/16/2013 9:32:44 PM(Jase) I can just see myself in a leather and fur getup kneading dough in the deep woods with a brick oven in a nearby glade
10/16/2013 9:33:29 PM(Tammy) You were so close to that. You cut WOOD.
10/16/2013 9:36:45 PM(Jase) Yeah it was pretty cool out there. Practicality notwithstanding
10/16/2013 9:37:27 PM(Jase) But I'm kinda glad not to have chickens any more.
10/16/2013 9:37:58 PM(Tammy) My mom had chickens
10/16/2013 9:38:09 PM(Jase) Oh yeah? Recently?
10/16/2013 9:38:15 PM(Tammy) No.
10/16/2013 9:38:47 PM(Tammy) But they make A LOT of eggs
10/16/2013 9:39:29 PM(Jase) Yeah. They were fun. But I sure don't need more responsibility
10/16/2013 9:39:49 PM(Tammy) I feel you on that
10/16/2013 9:40:15 PM(Tammy) ��������
10/16/2013 9:40:35 PM(Jase) Now that we are vegan it makes the chicken decision easy
10/16/2013 9:41:15 PM(Tammy) Totally.  I'm not 100% vegan.
10/16/2013 9:41:24 PM(Tammy) Vegetarian
10/16/2013 9:41:31 PM(Jase) Oh really?
10/16/2013 9:41:35 PM(Tammy) Yup
10/16/2013 9:41:41 PM(Jase) Cool!!
10/16/2013 9:42:38 PM(Jase) Hot ������
10/16/2013 9:43:01 PM(Jase) How long?
10/16/2013 9:44:05 PM(Tammy) Mmmmm I was a vegetarian for YEARS and then it got complicated in relationships.  So only about 6 months.  But I'm so much happier
10/16/2013 9:44:21 PM(Jase) Yes.
10/16/2013 9:44:33 PM(Jase) Food and relationships is funny
10/16/2013 9:44:57 PM(Tammy) Tottaaallllyyyy
10/16/2013 9:45:05 PM(Jase) What'd you make for dinner?
10/16/2013 9:45:32 PM(Tammy) Veggie burrito
10/16/2013 9:45:39 PM(Jase) Yum
10/16/2013 9:45:57 PM(Jase) Alyssa made veg soup. Was yum
10/16/2013 9:46:11 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm
10/16/2013 10:40:27 PM(Jase) I just watched another breaking bad episode and it was stressful. So I came up with a clever solution
10/17/2013 10:05:10 AM(Tammy) Yes?
10/17/2013 10:06:22 AM(Jase) I read all the season summaries on Wikipedia. Got to find out what happens without all the visceral stress. Now I don't have to watch it any more
10/17/2013 12:25:07 PM(Tammy) Haha I've done that before too!!
10/17/2013 1:09:54 PM(Jase) Have you? Awesome! Great minds think alike. People at work were aghast. What did you do it for.
10/17/2013 1:11:00 PM(Tammy) Oh I do it for lots of things.  I also read the endings of books first for the same reason.  I hate that tension and it makes me feel more calm.  ;)
10/17/2013 1:12:35 PM(Jase) Well all I can say is you are smart.
10/17/2013 1:14:02 PM(Jase) You have good stress mgmt tricks. Any more pointers?
10/17/2013 1:14:01 PM(Tammy) I need to keep reminding myself that.  ;)
10/17/2013 1:15:17 PM(Jase) Never forget it!
10/17/2013 1:19:15 PM(Tammy) What were u typing that u didn't send?  ;)
10/17/2013 1:22:36 PM(Jase) That you are awesome :-)
10/17/2013 1:22:59 PM(Jase) And ������
10/17/2013 1:23:44 PM(Tammy) Yeah right.   Lies!!  Lol
10/17/2013 1:24:16 PM(Jase) Actually it was. But I thought smart was more descriptive than awesome
10/17/2013 1:24:25 PM(Jase) The squids?  All lies
10/17/2013 1:26:34 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
10/17/2013 1:26:51 PM(Tammy) So bad parenting day today.
10/17/2013 1:27:06 PM(Tammy) My phone died.  My charger was at work
10/17/2013 1:27:25 PM(Tammy) When I got there they told me matt had called.
10/17/2013 1:27:36 PM(Tammy) Then I had two meetings.
10/17/2013 1:27:54 PM(Tammy) I called.  He got into an accident.  Hit a deer.
10/17/2013 1:27:59 PM(Tammy) He's fine.
10/17/2013 1:28:08 PM(Tammy) His truck trashed
10/17/2013 1:28:16 PM(Tammy) I feel HORRIBLE.
10/17/2013 1:28:25 PM(Jase) Oh no
10/17/2013 1:28:35 PM(Jase) Glad he's okay
10/17/2013 1:28:39 PM(Jase) Geez
10/17/2013 1:28:52 PM(Jase) You got a hold of him?
10/17/2013 1:29:25 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  He was mad at me.  Understandably so.  But when he called why didn't he say anything??!!!
10/17/2013 1:29:45 PM(Jase) I agree.  Bleh
10/17/2013 1:29:46 PM(Tammy) So guilt is heavy on my shoulders right now.
10/17/2013 1:29:56 PM(Jase) Oh I am so sorry :-(
10/17/2013 1:30:16 PM(Jase) Parenting is so hard to get right and carries so much weight
10/17/2013 1:30:20 PM(Tammy) It's ok. Ill work through it.  But.  Damn.
10/17/2013 1:30:24 PM(Jase) Hugs my friend
10/17/2013 1:30:34 PM(Tammy) Thanks.  I'm fine!!
10/17/2013 1:31:42 PM(Jase) I ended up buying multiple chargers because my charger was always elsewhere and my phone often dead. Worried a lot
10/17/2013 1:33:15 PM(Tammy) That would be the smart thing.  But I have car work and home.  I just had for some reason shoved it in my bag and it ended up at work.
10/17/2013 1:34:22 PM(Jase) :-(
10/17/2013 1:34:40 PM(Jase) Was he insured?
10/17/2013 1:35:21 PM(Tammy) Yes.  So that's good.  But it's going to skyrocket.
10/17/2013 1:35:40 PM(Jase) Phooey
10/17/2013 1:42:13 PM(Tammy) I'm moving away.  The end.
10/17/2013 1:49:14 PM(Jase) Aww dang
10/17/2013 1:50:02 PM(Jase) We can put you in the west Lafayette Indiana witness/life protection program.
10/17/2013 1:52:17 PM(Tammy) Perfect.
10/17/2013 1:52:34 PM(Tammy) I love "life protection"
10/17/2013 1:53:35 PM(Jase) Yeah we keep you safe from the assaults of life. We all pretty much just do yoga and eat quinoa all day long here in west Lafayette. And smile at each other a lot.
10/17/2013 1:54:07 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.  I love quinoa.
10/17/2013 1:54:46 PM(Jase) Me too. I just signed up for a quinoa subscription. Srsly
10/17/2013 1:54:57 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm
10/17/2013 1:55:35 PM(Jase) So what's the next step with Matt?
10/17/2013 1:55:53 PM(Tammy) Is the truck drivable.
10/17/2013 1:56:13 PM(Tammy) Is it totaled.
10/17/2013 1:56:37 PM(Tammy) It's about an hour away so towing is out.
10/17/2013 1:57:05 PM(Tammy) Matt just discovered his stepmother cancelled his AAA without telling him
10/17/2013 1:57:14 PM(Tammy) So yay.
10/17/2013 2:02:22 PM(Jase) Oh shit. What are you going to do?
10/17/2013 2:03:32 PM(Tammy) Well.  First see if its drivable.  Then get it to my buddy who managed a collision shop
10/17/2013 2:03:57 PM(Tammy) If it's not.  Then have assessor go to the truck to estimate
10/17/2013 2:04:15 PM(Tammy) If he totals it.  Have it towed to junk yard.
10/17/2013 2:04:22 PM(Tammy) That's all I got
10/17/2013 2:04:44 PM(Jase) Dang.
10/17/2013 2:05:01 PM(Jase) Some days are diamond. Some days are stone.
10/17/2013 2:05:34 PM(Tammy) I'm due for a diamond soon. ��
10/17/2013 2:07:39 PM(Jase) Hear hear
10/17/2013 2:34:45 PM(Tammy) Also later I expect your list of favorite movies.  ��
10/17/2013 2:39:13 PM(Jase) K!
10/17/2013 2:41:38 PM(Jase) Fight club. Memento. Moulin rouge. The way. Love actually. Care Bears journey to laugh-a-lot
10/17/2013 2:42:12 PM(Tammy) Um...
10/17/2013 2:43:23 PM(Jase) Breakfast club
10/17/2013 2:43:40 PM(Tammy) Care.  Bears.
10/17/2013 2:43:55 PM(Jase) Don't judge
10/17/2013 2:44:14 PM(Tammy) Too late.
10/17/2013 2:47:27 PM(Jase) Actually the matrix too
10/17/2013 2:45:42 PM(Tammy) ������
10/17/2013 2:48:12 PM(Jase) Haters gonna hate
10/17/2013 2:52:49 PM(Jase) Emoji win btw!!
10/17/2013 4:15:01 PM(Tammy) It's that day.
10/17/2013 4:15:07 PM(Tammy) ��������
10/17/2013 4:15:21 PM(Jase) Anything else happen?
10/17/2013 4:15:30 PM(Tammy) Of course!
10/17/2013 4:15:32 PM(Jase) Mines pretty poopy at work too
10/17/2013 4:15:35 PM(Jase) Do tell
10/17/2013 4:15:54 PM(Tammy) I had to drive to a shoot.  About...oh...35 minutes.
10/17/2013 4:16:25 PM(Tammy) I have 86 miles worth of gas.  I think no prob.  Get there shoot get gas on the way out.
10/17/2013 4:17:15 PM(Tammy) So I get to the gate 40 miles of gas left) and the guy goes oh.  It's another SIXTEEN MILES into the park.
10/17/2013 4:17:20 PM(Tammy) One way.
10/17/2013 4:17:23 PM(Tammy) FML
10/17/2013 4:17:26 PM(Jase) Oh no!!!
10/17/2013 4:17:55 PM(Tammy) So I am making the couple drive back to pick me up.  +30 minutes
10/17/2013 4:18:03 PM(Tammy) Sunset 6:20
10/17/2013 4:18:09 PM(Jase) Omg
10/17/2013 4:18:13 PM(Jase) ������
10/17/2013 4:18:14 PM(Tammy) I'm screwed.
10/17/2013 4:18:28 PM(Tammy) This park is GIGANTIC
10/17/2013 4:18:43 PM(Tammy) I never shoot here obviously
10/17/2013 4:21:36 PM(Tammy) Misssserrryyyy.
10/17/2013 4:23:27 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 4:23:51 PM(Jase) Wow nice. What are you shooting?
10/17/2013 4:24:01 PM(Tammy) Engagement
10/17/2013 4:24:12 PM(Jase) Nice
10/17/2013 4:24:24 PM(Jase) Your life is not boring. That's for sure
10/17/2013 4:24:31 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 4:24:33 PM(Tammy) There's like a MILLION geese
10/17/2013 4:24:51 PM(Tammy) Not today it isn't.
10/17/2013 4:27:33 PM(Jase) Nice vid
10/17/2013 4:39:29 PM(Tammy) Still waiting for couple
10/17/2013 4:39:49 PM(Jase) Oh fun. So who picked you up?  Park people?
10/17/2013 4:40:28 PM(Tammy) I'm not out of gas.  Yet.
10/17/2013 4:40:47 PM(Tammy) But I'm making them come and pick me up
10/17/2013 4:41:03 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 4:41:04 PM(Jase) Ah to go the rest of the way...
10/17/2013 4:41:12 PM(Tammy) Yup.
10/17/2013 4:41:15 PM(Jase) Ha. You look pleased
10/17/2013 4:41:26 PM(Tammy) So not pleased.
10/17/2013 4:41:50 PM(Tammy) I hate when I'm tired and stressed.  I make stupidish choices.
10/17/2013 4:42:03 PM(Jase) Yeah me too :-(
10/17/2013 4:44:40 PM(Tammy) I get the dumb ass award.
10/17/2013 4:44:56 PM(Jase) ?
10/17/2013 4:54:34 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 4:54:48 PM(Jase) Aww now that's cute
10/17/2013 4:55:01 PM(Jase) Clients dog?
10/17/2013 4:56:31 PM(Tammy) Yup
10/17/2013 5:06:55 PM(Jase) Have a great shoot!
10/17/2013 5:47:22 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 5:47:44 PM(Jase) +
10/17/2013 5:47:57 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 5:48:02 PM(Jase) =
10/17/2013 5:48:16 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 6:02:25 PM(Tammy) Wow!!!
10/17/2013 6:02:50 PM(Jase) Capers❗️
10/17/2013 6:23:14 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 6:23:25 PM(Jase) Food blog!
10/17/2013 6:26:45 PM(Tammy) Nobody in real life owns capers
10/17/2013 6:27:04 PM(Tammy) I'm in the pouring rain on a mountain
10/17/2013 6:27:10 PM(Jase) Cool!!!
10/17/2013 6:27:28 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 6:27:32 PM(Tammy) Opposite of cool. Soaked.
10/17/2013 6:29:02 PM(Jase) Oh bleh
10/17/2013 6:29:12 PM(Jase) Great shot!!
10/17/2013 8:37:59 PM(Tammy) This.
10/17/2013 8:38:03 PM(Tammy) http://www.grandbudapesthotel.com/
10/17/2013 8:38:16 PM(Tammy) Looks freaking fantastic!!!
10/17/2013 8:44:14 PM(Tammy) From a person who ordered my magazine.  hats off to you with your new magazine! Love, love, love it!! Actually, the whole culture at Swales photography is really awesome....so inspiring, helpful and thoughtful!
10/17/2013 8:44:41 PM(Tammy) And she had her husband drop off brownies.  Gheesh!!
10/17/2013 9:17:23 PM(Jase) Oh. My. God. That movie looks utterly brilliant. I will definitely see that. Several Times
10/17/2013 9:17:39 PM(Jase) Nice letter too!
10/17/2013 9:17:59 PM(Tammy) Right??!!  I'm excited to see it!!
10/17/2013 9:18:04 PM(Jase) I bet SwalesHQ is a cool joint
10/17/2013 10:12:15 PM(Tammy) It definitely has its moments.  ;)
10/17/2013 10:15:22 PM(Jase) Amelie is not on Netflix :-(
10/17/2013 10:15:41 PM(Tammy) I know.  I'm sorry!
10/17/2013 10:16:00 PM(Jase) Maybe I'll get on the DVD version
10/17/2013 10:16:29 PM(Jase) How's the blessed catastrophe tonight?
10/17/2013 10:18:12 PM(Tammy) It's worth it.  We stood in a downpour for 30 minutes then an hour drive.  I was so cold and wet when I finally got home!
10/17/2013 10:18:25 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/17/2013 10:18:39 PM(Tammy) See the height difference
10/17/2013 10:18:53 PM(Tammy) Between the falls and the bridge?
10/17/2013 10:19:11 PM(Jase) Yeah
10/17/2013 10:19:12 PM(Tammy) There's about 600 million uneven stone stairs up.
10/17/2013 10:19:31 PM(Jase) You climbed all 600 million?
10/17/2013 10:19:36 PM(Tammy) Those plus my 50+ pound backpack of equipment
10/17/2013 10:19:44 PM(Jase) Whee
10/17/2013 10:19:56 PM(Jase) How'd it come out?
10/17/2013 10:20:08 PM(Tammy) Yup.  And then another half mile up into the woods to...wait for it
10/17/2013 10:20:20 PM(Tammy) Take a photo by a fucking tree
10/17/2013 10:20:24 PM(Tammy) I die
10/17/2013 10:20:37 PM(Jase) Wow. Why?
10/17/2013 10:21:10 PM(Tammy) They really wanted to get to this one spot and couldn't remember where it was
10/17/2013 10:21:18 PM(Tammy) Then pouring rain
10/17/2013 10:21:44 PM(Tammy) I told them if they wanted to go back in the spring I would
10/17/2013 10:21:51 PM(Tammy) Since I was late
10/17/2013 10:22:13 PM(Jase) That's super nice of you
10/17/2013 10:22:25 PM(Tammy) But today needs to be OVER.  LOL
10/17/2013 10:22:34 PM(Jase) No kidding. How is Matt?
10/17/2013 10:22:47 PM(Tammy) he's better.
10/17/2013 10:23:21 PM(Jase) Good. Still mad?
10/17/2013 10:23:44 PM(Tammy) I don't think so much.  But he's working until ten.
10/17/2013 10:24:24 PM(Tammy) Tell me about your poopy day
10/17/2013 10:24:33 PM(Tammy) Distract me
10/17/2013 10:24:35 PM(Tammy) LOL
10/17/2013 10:25:43 PM(Jase) Heh. Struggled with tech stuff. Setting up tests to simulate hundreds of users uploading their videos they are shooting into passport at 11:59 pm on the due date
10/17/2013 10:25:56 PM(Jase) Test rig setup was eacked
10/17/2013 10:25:59 PM(Jase) Eacked
10/17/2013 10:26:03 PM(Jase) Wacked
10/17/2013 10:26:21 PM(Tammy) Um that's kind of brilliant.
10/17/2013 10:26:33 PM(Jase) Technology usually bends to my will
10/17/2013 10:26:39 PM(Tammy) Anticipating that kind of crash
10/17/2013 10:26:42 PM(Jase) But these tools kinda sucked
10/17/2013 10:26:56 PM(Jase) Oh yeah that's from the experience of pain
10/17/2013 10:27:36 PM(Jase) But Michael and I and this awesome drummer rehearsed tonight and it was very lovely
10/17/2013 10:28:09 PM(Tammy) That is amazing.  I love the way you live your life.
10/17/2013 10:28:12 PM(Jase) And now I'm watching a cool Ted talk on music and light and sound
10/17/2013 10:28:30 PM(Tammy) Love Ted X!
10/17/2013 10:28:30 PM(Jase) So life is good
10/17/2013 10:28:35 PM(Jase) No more poopy
10/17/2013 10:29:30 PM(Jase) I love the way I live my life too! :-)
10/17/2013 10:30:10 PM(Jase) I'll love it more when my house is done and my budget is more tight
10/17/2013 10:30:13 PM(Tammy) Give me lessons
10/17/2013 10:30:18 PM(Jase) But all in all it's good
10/17/2013 10:30:42 PM(Jase) Lessons.
10/17/2013 10:30:50 PM(Jase) Let go of everything
10/17/2013 10:30:55 PM(Jase) Non attachment
10/17/2013 10:31:08 PM(Jase) Well and fill it with music
10/17/2013 10:31:13 PM(Jase) And art.
10/17/2013 10:31:21 PM(Tammy) I've already failed.  Lol
10/17/2013 10:31:21 PM(Jase) And good food
10/17/2013 10:31:42 PM(Jase) Your life is full of art yes?
10/17/2013 10:32:16 PM(Tammy) My life is full of happy people
10/17/2013 10:32:27 PM(Tammy) And I get to capture that
10/17/2013 10:32:32 PM(Jase) ����Ⓜ️❗️
10/17/2013 10:32:56 PM(Tammy) I don't think I can call my own work art
10/17/2013 10:33:08 PM(Jase) What?!?
10/17/2013 10:33:41 PM(Jase) I wholeheartedly disagree
10/17/2013 10:33:54 PM(Tammy) I think it's egotistical
10/17/2013 10:34:04 PM(Jase) Art is expression and your expression exudes from your work
10/17/2013 10:34:20 PM(Jase) Of course it is!  Art is egotistical. Is expression!
10/17/2013 10:34:30 PM(Tammy) Well.
10/17/2013 10:37:03 PM(Tammy) If others see something and think its art.  That's cool.  But I don't think I can say this thing I made is art.
10/17/2013 10:38:01 PM(Jase) Hmm. Isn't any expression art?
10/17/2013 10:38:41 PM(Tammy) I used to sit across from a guy who would announce he was making art and it offended me
10/17/2013 10:42:24 PM(Jase) Yeah I guess it's a fine line. I think if it's done in the spirit of wonder and curiosity it should qualify
10/17/2013 10:42:48 PM(Jase) Your work certainly seems to be done in that spirit. Is it?
10/17/2013 10:48:54 PM(Tammy) It totally is.
10/17/2013 10:49:13 PM(Tammy) I only struggle if I'm disconnected from the couple.
10/17/2013 10:49:19 PM(Jase) Well then art it is!!!
10/17/2013 10:49:25 PM(Jase) QED
10/17/2013 10:49:39 PM(Tammy) What is QED
10/17/2013 10:49:49 PM(Jase) Is your life full of music?
10/17/2013 10:50:15 PM(Jase) Latin for "it is proved" or aomething
10/17/2013 10:50:35 PM(Jase) Latin for bob's your uncle
10/17/2013 10:50:50 PM(Tammy) Ah.  Latin for where land meets water
10/17/2013 10:54:11 PM(Jase) :-)
10/17/2013 10:54:22 PM(Jase) Phone almost dead
10/17/2013 10:54:35 PM(Jase) Me with all my chargers :-)
10/17/2013 10:54:36 PM(Tammy) Kk.  Xoxo
10/17/2013 10:54:59 PM(Jase) Hope you have a good night. Here's to a better tomorrow!
10/17/2013 10:55:18 PM(Tammy) Amen
10/18/2013 8:15:17 AM(Jase) The TED talk I watched last night. Pretty compelling. Pretty visual.
10/18/2013 8:15:20 AM(Jase) http://www.ted.com/talks/fabian_oefner_psychedelic_science.html
10/18/2013 8:18:33 AM(Tammy) Cool!!
10/18/2013 8:18:47 AM(Tammy) Will watch!
10/18/2013 8:18:55 AM(Jase) :-)
10/18/2013 2:50:35 PM(Jase) So was the truck totaled?
10/18/2013 3:23:16 PM(Tammy) Don't know yet.  Still waiting on the assessor.
10/18/2013 3:24:13 PM(Tammy) ������
10/18/2013 3:28:00 PM(Jase) Hah. Nice!  Dodge Ram?
10/18/2013 3:28:32 PM(Tammy) Yup.  Except its a Chevy so I had to improvise. ;)
10/18/2013 3:29:02 PM(Jase) I love improvisational emojiism
10/18/2013 3:29:59 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/18/2013 3:30:19 PM(Jase) Oh now that's nice! Just came today?
10/18/2013 3:30:39 PM(Tammy) Yup.
10/18/2013 3:30:53 PM(Jase) Nice!!!
10/18/2013 3:30:59 PM(Jase) Better day today?
10/18/2013 3:33:00 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Better.  I look cutish so several guys checked me out today.  So I don't feel like a total loser.  Either that or I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe!  It's amazing how that kind of impersonal validation makes you feel better. (Don't judge. Shallow moment)
10/18/2013 3:33:34 PM(Jase) Hey it's nice to be admired
10/18/2013 3:33:43 PM(Jase) And fascinating to hear that
10/18/2013 3:34:14 PM(Jase) I'm never sure if women like to be "checked out" or not. I guess it depends on the person and the way it's done
10/18/2013 3:38:03 PM(Tammy) The way it's done is important.
10/18/2013 6:51:50 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/18/2013 6:52:19 PM(Jase) Takeout pizza doctored with Alyssa's sautéed veggies
10/18/2013 6:52:28 PM(Tammy) Yum!!
10/18/2013 6:53:08 PM(Jase) Food blog ������
10/18/2013 6:54:15 PM(Tammy) Set it up tech guy
10/18/2013 6:54:43 PM(Tammy) ������
10/18/2013 7:01:16 PM(Jase) I did!  You are the one subscriber :-)
10/18/2013 7:03:14 PM(Tammy) I feel honored!
10/18/2013 7:07:16 PM(Jase) My breakout photo in food photography right here. You will be the first ever to see it:
10/18/2013 7:07:28 PM(Tammy) Oh god
10/18/2013 7:07:40 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/18/2013 7:08:25 PM(Tammy) What is that?
10/18/2013 7:08:40 PM(Jase) A mushroom on my pizza!
10/18/2013 7:08:46 PM(Jase) Upside down!
10/18/2013 7:08:54 PM(Jase) I'm a trendsetter
10/18/2013 7:09:50 PM(Tammy) Edgy
10/18/2013 7:10:02 PM(Tammy) Shroomlicious
10/18/2013 7:11:10 PM(Jase) What's for dinner at Casa Swales?
10/18/2013 7:12:00 PM(Tammy) Dunno yet.  I'm fighting ordering pizza.
10/18/2013 7:12:04 PM(Tammy) Hard.
10/18/2013 7:13:02 PM(Jase) Yeah I lost. Was going to make dal. Worked late. Friend needed ride. I lose
10/18/2013 7:13:46 PM(Tammy) You don't lose silly.  You get pizza!
10/18/2013 7:14:20 PM(Jase) Good thinking!!
10/18/2013 7:15:12 PM(Jase) Do you know the decemberists?
10/18/2013 7:18:50 PM(Tammy) The band?
10/18/2013 7:19:31 PM(Jase) Yeah
10/18/2013 7:19:46 PM(Tammy) No.  ;)
10/18/2013 7:20:02 PM(Jase) Very great. Was on a big kick today
10/18/2013 7:23:53 PM(Tammy) ��������
10/18/2013 7:24:05 PM(Jase) ??
10/18/2013 7:24:20 PM(Tammy) Music is a gift!!
10/18/2013 7:24:27 PM(Jase) January hymn if you are checking them out
10/18/2013 7:24:41 PM(Jase) It is! Isn't it!!?
10/18/2013 7:24:54 PM(Tammy) It IS
10/18/2013 7:29:37 PM(Jase) Also Esperanza Spalding totally inspired me today. Have you heard her?
10/18/2013 7:43:33 PM(Tammy) No but my studio managers boyfriend just called me!! ��������
10/18/2013 7:43:49 PM(Tammy) He wants me to help plan it!!!
10/18/2013 7:44:07 PM(Tammy) I'm shaking and sooooo excited for them!!!!
10/18/2013 7:44:27 PM(Tammy) OMG.  Laughing.  I'm a dork.
10/18/2013 7:44:47 PM(Tammy) Every single one of my team is getting married in 2014
10/18/2013 7:51:03 PM(Jase) That is super exciting. Unbelievable
10/18/2013 7:53:18 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I'm losing money shooting their weddings!  Lol
10/18/2013 7:53:44 PM(Jase) Haha
10/19/2013 2:59:07 PM(Jase) I just helped Christine get her sons group home ready. Kind of kicked my ass.
10/19/2013 4:33:04 PM(Tammy) Awwww.  Sorry!
10/19/2013 4:33:41 PM(Tammy) I am at a wedding and Tommie Lee is here so helicopters are circling.  #stupid
10/19/2013 4:33:50 PM(Jase) Thx. I tend not to fall out of love.
10/19/2013 4:33:54 PM(Jase) Ha crazy!!
10/19/2013 4:34:12 PM(Tammy) Also.  I do not want to come across as insensitive
10/19/2013 4:34:20 PM(Jase) How's the wedding?
10/19/2013 4:34:44 PM(Tammy) High super high end.  But family is sweet
10/19/2013 4:34:52 PM(Jase) Insensitive to tommy lee?  His skin is pretty thick by now I'm sure ����
10/19/2013 4:34:56 PM(Jase) Nice
10/19/2013 4:35:04 PM(Tammy) Haha
10/19/2013 4:35:05 PM(Jase) Hope you are getting fat stacks
10/19/2013 4:35:06 PM(Tammy) No
10/19/2013 4:35:09 PM(Tammy) To you
10/19/2013 4:35:16 PM(Tammy) Yup in cash
10/19/2013 4:35:21 PM(Jase) Yay!!!
10/19/2013 4:35:28 PM(Tammy) Six grand
10/19/2013 4:35:29 PM(Jase) To me you are always kind
10/19/2013 4:35:41 PM(Jase) Wow. Is that a lot comparatively?
10/19/2013 4:35:45 PM(Tammy) Awwww thanks JD
10/19/2013 4:35:52 PM(Tammy) No. Average
10/19/2013 4:36:00 PM(Tammy) Just not usually cash
10/19/2013 4:36:16 PM(Jase) Heh. Too bad you have to declare it anyway
10/19/2013 4:37:10 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Too bad.
10/19/2013 4:39:23 PM(Jase) Hope you enjoy!
10/19/2013 4:41:31 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 4:42:06 PM(Jase) Oh pretty
10/19/2013 4:42:37 PM(Tammy) Wedding here.  Reception on rooftop in clear tent.  Epic
10/19/2013 4:42:57 PM(Jase) Oh cool. Send a pic from up there
10/19/2013 4:44:27 PM(Jase) Halloween party tonite. Supposed to go as a scandal. Putting the kids cable bike lock around myself. Found a USA Tshirt at goodwill for .99. Going to pin a teabag to my shirt. Going as the government shutdown
10/19/2013 5:31:12 PM(Tammy) Lmao. Brilliant!!
10/19/2013 5:31:20 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 5:31:27 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 5:31:35 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 5:32:36 PM(Jase) Now that is nice
10/19/2013 5:32:48 PM(Jase) You prob get to see a lot of cool stuff
10/19/2013 5:35:47 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 5:37:02 PM(Tammy) You're so adorable!
10/19/2013 5:39:35 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 5:39:39 PM(Tammy) Ceiling
10/19/2013 5:39:55 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 5:40:17 PM(Tammy) I will be climbing up on that bad boy roof when it's dark
10/19/2013 5:56:00 PM(Jase) You are going to climb ON THE TENT?
10/19/2013 6:00:40 PM(Tammy) No the roof above it
10/19/2013 6:00:52 PM(Tammy) When it's dark
10/19/2013 6:02:29 PM(Jase) Awesome. You are driven.
10/19/2013 6:02:53 PM(Tammy) I get to flatiron my daughter's hair
10/19/2013 6:07:38 PM(Tammy) Haha.  Epic!
10/19/2013 6:08:12 PM(Jase) She's Kim kardashian
10/19/2013 6:22:35 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 6:22:37 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 6:22:38 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 6:22:43 PM(Jase) Ian is iron man. Emma is dressed up for the masquerade ball
10/19/2013 6:46:31 PM(Tammy) Awesome!
10/19/2013 9:22:12 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 9:22:18 PM(Tammy) Ring shot.
10/19/2013 9:22:25 PM(Tammy) Cigar maker here
10/19/2013 9:22:56 PM(Jase) That is very unique!
10/19/2013 9:23:01 PM(Jase) It's art!
10/19/2013 9:54:39 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 11:10:06 PM(Jase) Nice shot. Love the lites
10/19/2013 11:10:21 PM(Jase) Did you end up shooting from the roof?
10/19/2013 11:10:47 PM(Tammy) I didn't.  It poured and got super crazy windy so it wasn't safe
10/19/2013 11:11:01 PM(Jase) Oh well
10/19/2013 11:11:43 PM(Jase) Are the late nights if weddings tough?
10/19/2013 11:12:14 PM(Tammy) Nah.  I'm used to it.
10/19/2013 11:12:51 PM(Tammy) Everyone is hAppy and dancy
10/19/2013 11:12:58 PM(Tammy) So it's fun
10/19/2013 11:13:22 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/19/2013 11:13:32 PM(Jase) :-) you are a rock star. Tommy lee eat your heart out
10/19/2013 11:13:47 PM(Jase) Cool!
10/19/2013 11:14:57 PM(Tammy) Haha.  It turns out they texted me to do a photoshoot with him but I never got the text.  Boooo
10/19/2013 11:15:15 PM(Tammy) However I had the wedding anyway!!!
10/19/2013 11:15:38 PM(Jase) :-)
10/19/2013 11:17:19 PM(Tammy) Now I'm a name dropper.  I'm THAT girl.
10/19/2013 11:27:19 PM(Jase) Going to the after party with Kanye?
10/19/2013 11:27:46 PM(Tammy) Haha yes.  Rochester ny is a famous hangout for celebrities
10/19/2013 11:31:03 PM(Jase) :-)
10/20/2013 12:05:48 AM(Jase) I had it look it up. You have a bunch of famous people from Rochester
10/20/2013 12:06:11 AM(Tammy) Well.  Most are dead.  Lol
10/20/2013 12:07:15 AM(Jase) Yeah true. Kim Gordon from sonic youth and also gym class heroes
10/20/2013 12:07:35 AM(Jase) Wendy o Williams
10/20/2013 12:07:49 AM(Tammy) Yes.  The photographer I trained with traveled with them
10/20/2013 12:08:00 AM(Jase) Cool
10/20/2013 12:08:23 AM(Jase) Steve gadd. Son house.
10/20/2013 12:08:31 AM(Jase) We got nada here
10/20/2013 12:08:38 AM(Tammy) Not so much.  They triggered his old addiction to drugs and it ruined his career.
10/20/2013 12:08:51 AM(Tammy) Rochester is a cool place really
10/20/2013 12:08:52 AM(Jase) Oh shitsky
10/20/2013 12:08:59 AM(Jase) It looks cool!
10/20/2013 12:09:07 AM(Tammy) How was your party
10/20/2013 12:10:12 AM(Jase) Fun. Great people. One of the guys sold his beloved motorcycle when Anna was sick and sent us the money so we could get help with household stuff
10/20/2013 12:10:25 AM(Tammy) Awwwww
10/20/2013 12:10:34 AM(Tammy) Great people!
10/20/2013 12:10:48 AM(Jase) The hostess was Paula deen. She nailed it for scandal
10/20/2013 12:10:47 AM(Tammy) Here's one from a series I did
10/20/2013 12:10:57 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/20/2013 12:11:13 AM(Tammy) Scandalous!!
10/20/2013 12:11:24 AM(Jase) Nice. What is that from?
10/20/2013 12:11:42 AM(Tammy) Commercial shoot
10/20/2013 12:11:53 AM(Jase) Pretty cool!
10/20/2013 12:11:53 AM(Tammy) We shopped in bulk foods.
10/20/2013 12:12:16 AM(Jase) Lipstick ad?
10/20/2013 12:12:49 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/20/2013 12:12:55 AM(Tammy) Makeup
10/20/2013 12:13:10 AM(Jase) Did you know Rochester is  The worlds image capital"?
10/20/2013 12:13:22 AM(Jase) Those are really well done
10/20/2013 12:14:24 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/20/2013 12:14:36 AM(Tammy) Yes.  Photography was invented in Rochester
10/20/2013 12:14:50 AM(Jase) Fun images!
10/20/2013 12:15:07 AM(Jase) Hey whatever happened to the light crayon brand?
10/20/2013 12:15:18 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/20/2013 12:15:19 AM(Tammy) Done in the same day
10/20/2013 12:15:24 AM(Tammy) One model
10/20/2013 12:15:31 AM(Tammy) I killed it.
10/20/2013 12:15:40 AM(Tammy) Light crayon that is
10/20/2013 12:15:45 AM(Jase) Those are really fun
10/20/2013 12:15:49 AM(Tammy) It was too confusing
10/20/2013 12:16:02 AM(Jase) Yeah makes sense
10/20/2013 12:16:07 AM(Jase) It was cool
10/20/2013 12:16:56 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/20/2013 12:17:03 AM(Tammy) My favorite was the gold lips
10/20/2013 12:17:33 AM(Jase) What fun!
10/20/2013 12:17:44 AM(Tammy) That was ONE FRAME and I said "this isn't working" and it ended up being my favorite
10/20/2013 12:17:59 AM(Jase) The gold?
10/20/2013 12:18:02 AM(Tammy) I took one photo.  Such an idiot.
10/20/2013 12:18:04 AM(Tammy) Yes
10/20/2013 12:18:13 AM(Jase) Haha
10/20/2013 12:18:16 AM(Jase) How's your new phone?
10/20/2013 12:18:29 AM(Tammy) Haven't set it up yet
10/20/2013 12:18:58 AM(Tammy) Too paranoid.  Copied all my contacts over to a word doc first.  Lol
10/20/2013 12:19:30 AM(Jase) Omg. Plus you must keep lots of images on there, yes?
10/20/2013 12:19:52 AM(Tammy) Yes but those are all backed up
10/20/2013 12:20:28 AM(Tammy) I lost contact in both of my last upgrades.  #annoying
10/20/2013 12:21:06 AM(Jase) Ugh. Do you have them synced to something like iCloud or google?
10/20/2013 12:23:28 AM(Tammy) iCloud and computer.
10/20/2013 12:23:53 AM(Jase) Well I have my fingers crossed for you :-)
10/20/2013 12:27:05 AM(Jase) Going to call it a nite. More soon...
10/20/2013 8:56:09 PM(Jase) So tired. And I want to watch another breaking bad. How's life?
10/20/2013 9:08:19 PM(Tammy) Life is ok. Full day of cheerleaders.  So I'm tired too.
10/20/2013 9:08:33 PM(Tammy) Playing with the iPhone 5s
10/20/2013 9:08:57 PM(Jase) Gimme an I! Gimme a phone!  Rah rah rah!
10/20/2013 9:09:08 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.  Dork!
10/20/2013 9:09:25 PM(Jase) JKDork
10/20/2013 9:09:34 PM(Tammy) Exactly
10/20/2013 9:10:00 PM(Tammy) Love the fingerprint id
10/20/2013 9:10:09 PM(Jase) Neat!!
10/20/2013 9:10:17 PM(Tammy) Neato
10/20/2013 9:13:01 PM(Jase) Contacts survived the move?
10/20/2013 9:13:20 PM(Tammy) Yup
10/20/2013 9:13:29 PM(Tammy) So happy
10/20/2013 9:13:49 PM(Jase) Yay!
10/20/2013 9:46:42 PM(Tammy) Breaking bad?
10/20/2013 9:47:15 PM(Jase) Not yet. Helping Alyssa win a trip to Hollywood!
10/20/2013 9:47:35 PM(Tammy) Nice
10/20/2013 9:47:48 PM(Tammy) Why does she want to got here
10/20/2013 9:47:50 PM(Jase) Disney is having a contest for girls who want to go into STEM disciplines
10/20/2013 9:47:51 PM(Tammy) There
10/20/2013 9:49:10 PM(Jase) Interview a woman in STEM. Shoot a five min unedited vid about yourself, the interview, jane foster from the upcoming Thor movie
10/20/2013 9:49:39 PM(Tammy) What is stem
10/20/2013 9:49:47 PM(Jase) Win the contest, they fly you out, meet important scientists, meet Natalie Portman. See the Thor opening
10/20/2013 9:50:17 PM(Jase) Science, technology, engineering, math
10/20/2013 9:50:39 PM(Tammy) Cool!!!!   Super impressed!!
10/20/2013 9:50:44 PM(Jase) They fly dad too
10/20/2013 9:50:55 PM(Tammy) That's important
10/20/2013 9:52:15 PM(Jase) She's a super sharp kid. I don't care about the contest per se. But wanted an excuse for her to interview our neighbor who is a biomedical engineer. Which was quite cool for her
10/20/2013 9:52:59 PM(Jase) She also told me she wants to intern w/ you :-)
10/20/2013 9:53:23 PM(Tammy) Tell her any.  Damn.  Time.
10/20/2013 9:53:57 PM(Jase) Ha awesome. There would go my childcare!  A good problem to have.
10/20/2013 9:54:12 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/20/2013 9:54:38 PM(Jase) Ok. She said she's coming next week
10/20/2013 9:55:21 PM(Tammy) Start driving!  But also tell her if she comes in march she can help me organize my new studio. ;)
10/20/2013 9:55:38 PM(Jase) Haha!!! Awesome
10/20/2013 9:55:41 PM(Tammy) Shooting a wedding in Chicago at end of June
10/20/2013 9:56:05 PM(Tammy) She can come carry my bag and assist
10/20/2013 9:56:15 PM(Jase) Srsly?!? Awesome. We will get to meet for realz
10/20/2013 9:56:33 PM(Jase) Great let's plan on that.
10/20/2013 9:56:41 PM(Jase) Where in Chicago?
10/20/2013 9:56:54 PM(Tammy) Probably but I'll have to extend my stay.
10/20/2013 9:57:11 PM(Tammy) Oh god.  They want everywhere
10/20/2013 9:57:22 PM(Jase) Only if that works. It's an easy drive for me. We would come up
10/20/2013 9:57:22 PM(Tammy) He went to medical school there
10/20/2013 9:57:38 PM(Jase) All over the city? Fun. It's a great town
10/20/2013 9:57:54 PM(Tammy) They are renting a double decker bus
10/20/2013 9:58:15 PM(Jase) Oh wow
10/20/2013 9:58:13 PM(Tammy) To bar hop after the wedding and do night photos
10/20/2013 9:58:20 PM(Tammy) I'm stoked
10/20/2013 9:58:37 PM(Jase) I did that for a wedding up there. Was so fun. Drunk bus
10/20/2013 9:58:46 PM(Tammy) Not to bar hop. But for the photos.  Lol
10/20/2013 9:58:58 PM(Jase) Yeah. It's such a fun town
10/20/2013 9:59:08 PM(Tammy) I'd live there
10/20/2013 9:59:12 PM(Jase) And the bean is fun to shoot. Have you been there?
10/20/2013 9:59:13 PM(Tammy) Favorite city
10/20/2013 9:59:17 PM(Tammy) Yup
10/20/2013 9:59:29 PM(Tammy) I shoot there at least once a year
10/20/2013 9:59:37 PM(Jase) I might live there. It's a bit expensive. But I like it better than NYC
10/20/2013 9:59:51 PM(Tammy) I do too.
10/20/2013 10:00:05 PM(Tammy) Not as expensive as NYC
10/20/2013 10:01:47 PM(Jase) I want to do a Segway tour in Chicago. Just to put on a helmet and look like a dork on a Segway
10/20/2013 10:02:35 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Totally dorky.  Segways are a huge idea fail
10/20/2013 10:04:11 PM(Jase) They are. And I want one :-)
10/20/2013 10:09:15 PM(Tammy) ����♿️. Kind of a cross between a bike and an electric wheelchair?  Dunno.  Segway in emoji is HARD
10/21/2013 5:04:36 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/21/2013 8:26:25 PM(Jase) I totally missed this. Funny. Where did you find it?
10/21/2013 9:00:57 PM(Tammy) App Store
10/21/2013 9:02:03 PM(Jase) Oh ha. It's an app?
10/21/2013 9:02:46 PM(Tammy) Yah.  Zombies chase you and you have to run faster!!!
10/21/2013 9:03:14 PM(Jase) Ha. Bored and cruising the App Store at 5:04am?
10/21/2013 9:03:36 PM(Tammy) Wide awake from 1 to 5
10/21/2013 9:05:11 PM(Jase) Shit sister. You ok?
10/21/2013 9:05:39 PM(Tammy) Yeah. Pretty tired. Two hour drive each way to a shoot today
10/21/2013 9:05:54 PM(Tammy) Here's the range of my job:
10/21/2013 9:06:09 PM(Jase) Long drive when you are tired
10/21/2013 9:06:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/21/2013 9:06:54 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/21/2013 9:07:02 PM(Tammy) Newborn in a pumpkin to...cheerleaders.  Lol
10/21/2013 9:07:48 PM(Jase) Brilliant. Next you need to do cheerleaders in pumpkins
10/21/2013 9:07:50 PM(Tammy) I almost got the infant stuck in the pumpkin.  Omg
10/21/2013 9:07:55 PM(Jase) Ha!!
10/21/2013 9:08:20 PM(Jase) Sorry folks. Baby's stuck. Trick or treat!!
10/21/2013 9:08:31 PM(Tammy) It was bad!!
10/21/2013 9:08:46 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/21/2013 9:08:53 PM(Tammy) Outtake
10/21/2013 9:09:18 PM(Jase) Nice. Did it call asleep in the pumpkin?
10/21/2013 9:46:07 PM(Jase) I've hereby declared this week sleep week.
10/21/2013 9:46:20 PM(Jase) I'm going to bed at a reasonable hour every night
10/21/2013 9:48:06 PM(Tammy) I applaud you!!
10/21/2013 9:48:30 PM(Jase) Thx. You prob don't always have that option do you?
10/21/2013 9:48:42 PM(Tammy) Nope.  Lol
10/21/2013 9:49:11 PM(Tammy) And if I go to bed too early I'm awake in the middle of the night.
10/21/2013 9:49:35 PM(Tammy) I think the concept of two sleeps fits me perfectly
10/21/2013 9:49:45 PM(Tammy) It used to be very common
10/21/2013 9:49:48 PM(Jase) I think I'll never get to my goal weight if I don't get more sleep
10/21/2013 9:49:54 PM(Jase) Two sleeps?
10/21/2013 9:50:50 PM(Tammy) Sleep.  Wake up work in the middle of the night.  Then sleep again
10/21/2013 9:51:03 PM(Tammy) Like eating less more frequently
10/21/2013 9:51:30 PM(Jase) Interesting. I suppose our bodies know what to do
10/21/2013 9:52:17 PM(Tammy) My body never knows
10/21/2013 9:52:28 PM(Tammy) It's indecisive
10/21/2013 9:52:56 PM(Tammy) Plus.  The blacklist is on.
10/21/2013 9:53:16 PM(Tammy) Edge of my seat every Monday
10/21/2013 9:53:37 PM(Jase) Ah a show. Haven't heard of it
10/21/2013 9:53:44 PM(Jase) Ill look it up
10/21/2013 9:53:55 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/21/2013 9:53:51 PM(Tammy) James spader
10/21/2013 9:53:55 PM(Jase) Food blog
10/21/2013 9:53:57 PM(Tammy) Is AWESOME
10/21/2013 9:54:02 PM(Jase) Good
10/21/2013 9:54:09 PM(Tammy) Dammmm
10/21/2013 9:54:10 PM(Jase) Taco night
10/21/2013 9:54:28 PM(Tammy) I had Oreos.   Pms.   Don't judge.
10/21/2013 9:54:41 PM(Tammy) Running from zombies in the am
10/21/2013 9:54:43 PM(Jase) Kinda blew out the highlights on that image. Oh well. Don't judge
10/21/2013 9:54:55 PM(Jase) I so want Oreos for dinner
10/21/2013 9:55:15 PM(Tammy) Double stuff baby
10/21/2013 9:55:53 PM(Jase) Sadly I'm double stuffed myself. Up about 13lbs in the last two months or so
10/21/2013 9:56:05 PM(Tammy) Oh damn.
10/21/2013 9:56:13 PM(Tammy) Zombie run!  Lol
10/21/2013 9:56:16 PM(Jase) My hips don't lie
10/21/2013 9:56:34 PM(Jase) Wait. You actually physically run in this app? Omg. Genius
10/21/2013 9:56:48 PM(Tammy) Yes!!!
10/21/2013 9:57:00 PM(Tammy) And it puts you in a story!
10/21/2013 9:57:05 PM(Jase) Oreos and zombie run!  It's a life strategy
10/21/2013 9:57:06 PM(Tammy) Or...
10/21/2013 9:57:22 PM(Jase) You need to work zombie run into the next team Swales video
10/21/2013 9:57:30 PM(Tammy) You can mix music and then zombies randomly chase you
10/21/2013 9:57:41 PM(Tammy) Nah.  That's been done to death
10/21/2013 9:57:44 PM(Jase) Nice
10/21/2013 9:57:49 PM(Tammy) Pun intended
10/21/2013 9:58:53 PM(Jase) ����
10/21/2013 9:59:09 PM(Tammy) Perfect!
10/22/2013 5:55:54 PM(Jase) Did you outrun the zombies today?
10/22/2013 5:56:46 PM(Tammy) No.  No time!  Lol.  I'm shooting now and meeting at 7.  Worked until 9 pm last night.  I'm tired.
10/22/2013 5:57:34 PM(Jase) Eep. Good luck. Maybe you can catch up tonight? It is sleep week after all. Like shark week but much much better
10/22/2013 5:57:39 PM(Tammy) Until November 15 my life ceases to be about anything except photography.
10/22/2013 5:57:54 PM(Jase) Run Tammy run!
10/22/2013 5:58:26 PM(Tammy) Yup.  Fo sho
10/22/2013 5:58:35 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/22/2013 5:58:48 PM(Jase) You inspired me. I'm serving an Oreo buffet for dinner tonight. Some double stuf, some regular, some pumpkin. Then Oreo ice cream for dessert
10/22/2013 5:58:48 PM(Tammy) Yesterday edited
10/22/2013 5:58:59 PM(Tammy) Oh snap.
10/22/2013 5:59:14 PM(Tammy) I haven't had time.  I had a cup of soup.
10/22/2013 5:59:22 PM(Jase) :-)
10/22/2013 5:59:34 PM(Jase) Very cute pic. People love it?
10/22/2013 5:59:54 PM(Tammy) Three infant inquiries in the first hour
10/22/2013 5:59:58 PM(Tammy) So yeah
10/22/2013 6:00:00 PM(Jase) Nice!!!
10/22/2013 6:00:03 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/22/2013 6:00:13 PM(Jase) First hour?  Put it on your site?
10/22/2013 6:00:15 PM(Tammy) I'm so not an infant shooter
10/22/2013 6:00:20 PM(Tammy) Nope.
10/22/2013 6:00:27 PM(Tammy) I don't want to.
10/22/2013 6:00:42 PM(Tammy) I like grown ups.
10/22/2013 6:00:53 PM(Jase) Yeah it's pretty Anne geddes. People eat that shit up though
10/22/2013 6:01:00 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/22/2013 6:01:08 PM(Jase) No offense. Sorry if that came across wrong
10/22/2013 6:01:15 PM(Tammy) Right?  They freak me out
10/22/2013 6:01:23 PM(Jase) Laughing at people. Not your work
10/22/2013 6:01:28 PM(Tammy) I call them dead baby photos
10/22/2013 6:01:43 PM(Tammy) But I'll do them for my couples
10/22/2013 6:01:44 PM(Jase) Haha!!
10/22/2013 6:01:46 PM(Tammy) Only.
10/22/2013 6:02:00 PM(Tammy) Perfect way to keep relationships
10/22/2013 6:02:05 PM(Jase) Yep
10/22/2013 6:05:10 PM(Tammy) I can't tell u the number of local biz that changed their logo to look like mine.
10/22/2013 6:05:15 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/22/2013 6:05:26 PM(Tammy) This is a new one.
10/22/2013 6:05:36 PM(Jase) Omg
10/22/2013 6:06:14 PM(Jase) Flattery at best. But I'd just call it plagiarism
10/22/2013 6:06:33 PM(Jase) Do you even know that person?
10/22/2013 6:35:45 PM(Tammy) Nope.
10/22/2013 6:37:08 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/22/2013 6:37:16 PM(Jase) Ok I have to fess up. I didn't make an Oreo buffet. I made mangu. Mashed plantains and sautéed onions
10/22/2013 6:41:58 PM(Tammy) Seriously???
10/22/2013 6:47:06 PM(Jase) Yeah. My office mate is from Puerto Rico and sent it to me. It's from the Dominican Republic. Was easy and good!
10/23/2013 10:50:33 PM(Jase) Sleep week would go a lot better if I wasn't wiped at 3pm and wide awake at 11
10/23/2013 10:53:07 PM(Tammy) Yeah. Bad decision!
10/23/2013 11:01:08 PM(Jase) What? To have sleep week?
10/23/2013 11:01:54 PM(Tammy) No silly to sleep at three
10/23/2013 11:02:00 PM(Jase) ����
10/23/2013 11:02:09 PM(Jase) Oh I didn't. Was just tired
10/23/2013 11:02:14 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/23/2013 11:02:19 PM(Tammy) Selfie day at TSS
10/23/2013 11:02:32 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhhhaaaaahaaaaa
10/23/2013 11:02:36 PM(Jase) Wow. Fun. What are you doing with them?
10/23/2013 11:02:40 PM(Tammy) I love my team
10/23/2013 11:02:52 PM(Tammy) Nothing!   Internal use only
10/23/2013 11:02:58 PM(Jase) Fun. Send more
10/23/2013 11:03:05 PM(Tammy) We text bomb each other
10/23/2013 11:03:11 PM(Tammy) In secret
10/23/2013 11:03:12 PM(Jase) Yay!!
10/23/2013 11:03:23 PM(Tammy) Like...secret Santa.
10/23/2013 11:03:24 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/23/2013 11:03:24 PM(Jase) We come up with sappy playlists
10/24/2013 8:41:45 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/24/2013 8:42:09 AM(Jase) Looks like you have the same weather we do. Broke out the carhartt today!
10/24/2013 9:15:55 AM(Tammy) Wimp!!!
10/24/2013 9:16:09 AM(Tammy) I don't put a coat on until there's visible snow on the ground
10/24/2013 9:16:18 AM(Tammy) Lol
10/24/2013 9:16:29 AM(Tammy) ⛄️
10/24/2013 9:16:51 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/24/2013 9:21:51 AM(Jase) I have to keep my heart warm to fill the world with love! Do you not have that constraint? ��
10/24/2013 9:21:59 AM(Jase) Nice trees!
10/24/2013 9:38:53 AM(Tammy) My heart is always warm!  Or...I'm a total cold hearted beyotch.  ������
10/24/2013 6:55:45 PM(Jase) I wrote this for my dating profile a few months ago. I am proud of it. I don't imagine I'll be dating for a long time. But I do still like to browse the dating sites. If I saw someone that put some real thought into their profile like this, I'd at least feel obliged to give it some thought. Let's just say this is a filter. If someone got through it then it'd be interesting.
10/24/2013 6:56:22 PM(Jase) Hmm. No can paste :-(
10/24/2013 6:56:50 PM(Jase) Rebuilding my "About Me". Going to attempt to do so via a process of accretion. So stay tuned.I'm a widower raising 3 children since they were 8, 4, and 23 months. They are now 15, 11, and 9. They are by far and away my greatest source of joy and motivation. They are well adjusted, respectful young people who perpetually fill me with a sense of pride and of inspiration. I believe my primary purpose in life is to raise them well and send them into adulthood as well equipped as possible for social, economic, and spiritual success. And to mentor them beyond that as they navigate this complicated, extraordinary life. I have a very good career on a team of phenomenally creative people. I look forward to my work almost every day for both the challenge and the inspiration my team members provide. On the eightfold path, I feel pleased that I have found a sense of "right occupation". The work I do is meaningful and directly benefits a lot of people. My closest friends are all creative people whose flavor of crazy (passionate, hopeful, benevolent) matches mine. My best friend and band mate from high school is now in a band with surviving members of the Grateful Dead. My closest friends from college are inventors, trauma nurses, and professional musicians. The close friendships I've developed since are with researchers in artificial intelligence, brilliant singers/songwriters, spiritual seekers, environmentalists. I relate easily to people who want to leave the world a better place when they are finally laid to rest.
10/24/2013 6:57:24 PM(Jase) I am a fundamentally curious person. An insight into the inner dialogue in my skull might include, "Is there such thing as a slow Fourier transform? Who played bass in Earth, Wind and Fire? Did my son put his laundry in this morning? I wonder what oolong tea tastes like." Music is a very big part of my world. I play music in a band around the region and also regularly with friends. I listen to music all the time. Long term faves include Indigo Girls (exquisite harmonies, essential poetry), Beastie Boys (great sense of humor, organic beats), Jack Johnson (perfect groove). Recent faves include Talib Kweli (literate and sharp-witted), The Roots (incredible talent), The Be Good Tanyas (more beautiful harmonies). Lots of local artists as well (Denise Wilson, Joe Peters, Linda Hicks, Michael Lewis, Dr. Fine, X Man and the Scratch Thing, Chris June IND) If you have spent your whole adult life barely able to breathe due to the sheer beauty and amazement and also the terror and tragedy of this too-short life we're given then we would definitely be speaking the same language. I like sports but don't watch them. I like TV but don't watch it much. I'll watch if someone I care for would like it as a way to spend time. I have a great and supportive network of friends via my church (Unitarian Universalist) and my community. They have been my terra firma when the going got very, very tough. As have been my family members.  I'm active in my church and community and recognize it takes an investment of money and time for that community to thrive. My theology is grounded in Buddhism with other important influences.
10/24/2013 6:58:06 PM(Jase) I've had two major relationships since my wife passed away. One successful, one not.  I'd rather take a risk and fail than not to try. Every stumbling block is a stepping stone. It's easy to see on a site such as this, not to mention my experience in the world in general, that I'm an outlier. My ideal match would be accustomed to fitting a curve via a higher order function that accommodates outliers, appreciating the payoff for having developed such a well conceived set of polynomials. I take reasonably good care of myself. I walk to work every day - 15 mins each way. I like to run and to cycle. I'll gladly do any 5k. I did a century some years back on my bicycle and look forward to doing so again at some point. My next family vacation with the kids will likely be on bicycles. I like to paddle on the Wildcat. Hiking - you bet. With work, kids, household I don't get as much time to exercise as I'd like. Those days will come again.  I eat fairly well. Mostly vegan. I cook most of our meals. Stir fries, soups, Indian (dal makhni, palak paneer). I like to bake a lot. Mostly bread. Ciabatta, sourdough, etc. If you have gotten this far, if you still find yourself reading Shel Silverstein at this age, if you take your responsibilities very seriously, if you are mad to live, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, if music is a whole body experience for you, if your level of responsibility and resultant lack of time for dating run smack dab into your sense that there just must be that person that could walk beside you, if you have a successful career and successful relationships with family, friends, past loves, if you are continually amazed and surprised, even after the 500th time, at the power of the human touch, if you put plenty of care and attention to detail into your profile, we probably should meet. Wouldn't that be delightful?
10/24/2013 9:33:36 PM(Tammy) This profile intimidates me
10/24/2013 9:33:52 PM(Jase) Srsly?
10/24/2013 9:34:12 PM(Tammy) It's a little overwhelming J
10/24/2013 9:34:20 PM(Jase) It was intended to be inviting
10/24/2013 9:34:27 PM(Jase) Ah overwhelming?
10/24/2013 9:34:48 PM(Jase) I guess it fits. I'm a pretty intense overwhelming person ��
10/24/2013 9:35:02 PM(Jase) Overwhelmingly funny!
10/24/2013 9:35:47 PM(Jase) Maybe I should go back to my original. Long walks on the beach at sunset and nascar
10/24/2013 9:37:18 PM(Tammy) "My ideal match would be accustomed to fitting a curve via a higher order function that accommodates outliers, appreciating the payoff for having developed such a well conceived set of polynomials"
10/24/2013 9:37:23 PM(Tammy) Read that.
10/24/2013 9:37:29 PM(Tammy) One sentence
10/24/2013 9:37:55 PM(Jase) That was my Piece de resistance!!!
10/24/2013 9:38:26 PM(Jase) Maybe I should re-enable to prevent inadvertent dating
10/24/2013 9:39:24 PM(Jase) It probably needs more squids too
10/24/2013 9:39:26 PM(Tammy) What is left to tell about yourself?  You do EVERYTHING.  who can compete with that??!!!
10/24/2013 9:39:44 PM(Jase) Compete?
10/24/2013 9:39:52 PM(Tammy) I think it reads from a distance
10/24/2013 9:40:02 PM(Jase) :-)
10/24/2013 9:41:08 PM(Jase) Well if I very get serious about dating we can brainstorm
10/24/2013 9:41:09 PM(Tammy) I hear jason
10/24/2013 9:41:18 PM(Tammy) But I don't feel him
10/24/2013 9:41:20 PM(Tammy) Or
10/24/2013 9:41:38 PM(Tammy) I hear what jason perceives to be himself.
10/24/2013 9:41:56 PM(Jase) Humor is essential but would be almost impossible in one of those things. No context
10/24/2013 9:42:54 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm.   It's intense and you're warm and sweet and genuine.
10/24/2013 9:43:15 PM(Jase) Nicely put
10/24/2013 9:43:33 PM(Tammy) That doesn't read at.  All.
10/24/2013 9:43:43 PM(Jase) Hmm
10/24/2013 9:43:47 PM(Jase) Good to know
10/24/2013 9:43:52 PM(Jase) I am intense too
10/24/2013 9:44:08 PM(Tammy) New dating situations need some mystery.
10/24/2013 9:44:10 PM(Jase) It's what drove MK away
10/24/2013 9:44:18 PM(Tammy) Things to discover
10/24/2013 9:44:27 PM(Jase) Indeed!
10/24/2013 9:44:29 PM(Tammy) And play with
10/24/2013 9:44:38 PM(Jase) Oh you are so sharp
10/24/2013 9:45:27 PM(Tammy) You can allude to intense but if you put that list out there I don't know what kind of human you'll get back
10/24/2013 9:45:35 PM(Jase) I could include babies in pumpkins in my pictures
10/24/2013 9:45:47 PM(Tammy) Do you need someone equally intense?
10/24/2013 9:45:57 PM(Tammy) Or do you need a balancer
10/24/2013 9:46:03 PM(Jase) I'm SO going to consult You
10/24/2013 9:46:11 PM(Jase) THAT is the question
10/24/2013 9:46:17 PM(Jase) I think I'd want intense
10/24/2013 9:46:18 PM(Tammy) Who can say jason...seriously.  Tone that shit down
10/24/2013 9:46:30 PM(Tammy) I'm not sure.
10/24/2013 9:46:39 PM(Jase) My best friend is equally intense and it totally works
10/24/2013 9:47:04 PM(Tammy) I'm assuming though that you do not sleep with your best friend
10/24/2013 9:47:09 PM(Jase) She is equally intense and equally talented and equally funny and equally benevolent
10/24/2013 9:47:15 PM(Tammy) That you do not live with her
10/24/2013 9:47:19 PM(Jase) No alas. She is married
10/24/2013 9:47:26 PM(Jase) We did live together her
10/24/2013 9:47:29 PM(Jase) Together
10/24/2013 9:47:31 PM(Tammy) And that if it were right you would be together
10/24/2013 9:47:52 PM(Jase) Who my BFF?
10/24/2013 9:47:53 PM(Tammy) I've lived both sides
10/24/2013 9:48:24 PM(Tammy) I'm just making a point
10/24/2013 9:48:40 PM(Jase) What do you mean both sides?
10/24/2013 9:48:45 PM(Tammy) Intensity needs to have SOME kind of balance
10/24/2013 9:48:56 PM(Jase) Hmm maybe
10/24/2013 9:49:07 PM(Tammy) Because there's not a lot of room for BOTH to be equally intense
10/24/2013 9:49:24 PM(Tammy) It sounds good but on a practical day to day?
10/24/2013 9:49:26 PM(Jase) Chris was sort of the opposite. Sweet and kind but very not driven. Didn't work for me
10/24/2013 9:49:28 PM(Tammy) Not sure
10/24/2013 9:49:33 PM(Jase) You may be right
10/24/2013 9:49:56 PM(Tammy) Gary was too.  He used my intensity and it drove me crazy
10/24/2013 9:50:01 PM(Jase) Have you been with more intense guys or more Mellow?
10/24/2013 9:50:12 PM(Jase) Gary was unmitigated?
10/24/2013 9:50:18 PM(Jase) Unmotivated?
10/24/2013 9:50:36 PM(Tammy) His motivation was to please me
10/24/2013 9:50:43 PM(Tammy) No other interests
10/24/2013 9:50:47 PM(Tammy) AWFUL
10/24/2013 9:50:53 PM(Jase) That was Chris to a tee
10/24/2013 9:51:09 PM(Jase) So have you dated intense?
10/24/2013 9:51:18 PM(Tammy) It was too much pressure. Like.  This is MY THING. LOL
10/24/2013 9:51:23 PM(Jase) Haha
10/24/2013 9:51:26 PM(Tammy) yes.
10/24/2013 9:51:49 PM(Tammy) But not healthy intense
10/24/2013 9:51:58 PM(Jase) Ah!
10/24/2013 9:52:03 PM(Tammy) So I am only hypothesizing
10/24/2013 9:52:17 PM(Jase) Seems like healthy intense could be cool. Dunno
10/24/2013 9:52:26 PM(Tammy) A lot of head butting.
10/24/2013 9:52:47 PM(Tammy) What if you're totally intense about opposite things?
10/24/2013 9:53:37 PM(Jase) Yeah no. They'd have to be fairly compatible
10/24/2013 9:54:23 PM(Tammy) So generally speaking- musical family friendly free thinker who can cook?
10/24/2013 9:54:59 PM(Tammy) So you want the female version of you but hot
10/24/2013 9:55:04 PM(Jase) That's me!  With a wicked sense of humor to boot ������❗️
10/24/2013 9:55:09 PM(Tammy) With big boobs.
10/24/2013 9:55:23 PM(Tammy) Jesus j.
10/24/2013 9:55:33 PM(Tammy) I think that's risky.
10/24/2013 9:55:44 PM(Jase) The boobs are?
10/24/2013 9:56:11 PM(Tammy) Too many rules and expectations.
10/24/2013 9:56:32 PM(Tammy) Haha��
10/24/2013 9:57:22 PM(Jase) I actually have no specific requirements regarding boob size
10/24/2013 9:57:47 PM(Jase) I don't care what she does per se. Cook, music, whatever.
10/24/2013 9:57:51 PM(Tammy) ������
10/24/2013 9:57:58 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 9:58:33 PM(Jase) Lipstick and high heels. Not a big fan. But whatever. Just depends on the person
10/24/2013 9:58:47 PM(Jase) Dancing, sure!!
10/24/2013 10:00:18 PM(Jase) I don't need much. Just ����. And occasionally after a few beers, ��
10/24/2013 10:00:42 PM(Tammy) You did NOT just go there!!!
10/24/2013 10:00:55 PM(Tammy) LAUGHING REALLY HARD
10/24/2013 10:01:10 PM(Jase) I do try my friend :-)
10/24/2013 10:01:33 PM(Jase) You've changed my view of emoji forever
10/24/2013 10:01:40 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/24/2013 10:01:46 PM(Tammy) Zoe Swales
10/24/2013 10:01:52 PM(Jase) Some things you just can't un-see
10/24/2013 10:02:12 PM(Jase) Great shot!!!  Brilliant
10/24/2013 10:02:13 PM(Tammy) You're welcome!!  ��
10/24/2013 10:02:18 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:02:20 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:03:10 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:03:35 PM(Tammy) ✳️
10/24/2013 10:04:01 PM(Jase) Omg. Pls stop. There are too many innocent emoji crossing a line here!  It's just not right!
10/24/2013 10:04:20 PM(Tammy) You started it!
10/24/2013 10:04:26 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:05:00 PM(Jase) Oh no I didn't!! You won an emoji war with it!
10/24/2013 10:05:27 PM(Tammy) You reinvigorated the battle!
10/24/2013 10:05:50 PM(Jase) ����
10/24/2013 10:06:04 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:07:14 PM(Tammy) ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
10/24/2013 10:07:14 PM(Jase) ������
10/24/2013 10:07:20 PM(Tammy) Lmao
10/24/2013 10:07:36 PM(Tammy) Cactus light?
10/24/2013 10:07:49 PM(Jase) Those are the most erotic arrows I've ever seen
10/24/2013 10:07:57 PM(Tammy) Jumping cact flash?
10/24/2013 10:08:09 PM(Tammy) Haasaaaaa you got it!!
10/24/2013 10:08:12 PM(Jase) Nice!!!!!!!!
10/24/2013 10:08:45 PM(Tammy) ➡️0⃣
10/24/2013 10:09:19 PM(Tammy) ��⬅️
10/24/2013 10:09:30 PM(Tammy) Haahahaha
10/24/2013 10:09:34 PM(Tammy) Omg.
10/24/2013 10:09:46 PM(Jase) Cripes  you are killing me
10/24/2013 10:09:52 PM(Tammy) I need a new hobby.
10/24/2013 10:09:58 PM(Jase) Espn needs emoji championships
10/24/2013 10:10:04 PM(Tammy) That's how my brain works
10/24/2013 10:10:07 PM(Tammy) Scary
10/24/2013 10:10:16 PM(Jase) I truly love it.
10/24/2013 10:10:21 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:10:44 PM(Jase) I may have to put emoji skills on my "looking for" section
10/24/2013 10:10:53 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:11:00 PM(Tammy) Bj face
10/24/2013 10:11:15 PM(Tammy) ����
10/24/2013 10:11:26 PM(Jase) !!!
10/24/2013 10:12:34 PM(Tammy) Oh god.  I can get really gross.  I have to STOP IT.
10/24/2013 10:12:38 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/24/2013 10:13:19 PM(Tammy)  who honestly needs to eat when you have a great bag
10/24/2013 10:13:29 PM(Tammy) Um.   Gross.
10/24/2013 10:14:33 PM(Tammy) God knows how long you'll have to wait for an alligator bag?
10/24/2013 10:14:37 PM(Jase) ��⛎➕➕  ��
10/24/2013 10:14:46 PM(Tammy) HAHAHAHAHAHA
10/24/2013 10:14:54 PM(Jase) Took me a while
10/24/2013 10:14:58 PM(Tammy) YOU WIN ANUS EMOJI!!!!
10/24/2013 10:15:04 PM(Jase) I don't have your chops
10/24/2013 10:15:14 PM(Tammy) ������������
10/24/2013 10:15:16 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:15:23 PM(Jase) I wouldn't use that emoji in an interview though
10/24/2013 10:15:34 PM(Jase) Your turn
10/24/2013 10:15:53 PM(Tammy) Are there rules
10/24/2013 10:15:58 PM(Jase) ������♑️
10/24/2013 10:16:06 PM(Tammy) Or freeform
10/24/2013 10:16:08 PM(Jase) NONE
10/24/2013 10:16:16 PM(Tammy) K. Hold.
10/24/2013 10:17:30 PM(Tammy) ����©®��♏️
10/24/2013 10:17:39 PM(Jase) Yay!!!!!!!!
10/24/2013 10:17:55 PM(Tammy) Yours was better
10/24/2013 10:18:33 PM(Tammy) Anus emoji wars.  Probably one of the weirder things I've played.
10/24/2013 10:22:52 PM(Jase) ®ℹ️♍️  ��⭕️��
10/24/2013 10:23:22 PM(Tammy) Damn.
10/24/2013 10:23:37 PM(Jase) I think I've jumped the ��
10/24/2013 10:23:53 PM(Tammy) ��������������
10/24/2013 10:24:15 PM(Jase) ��
10/24/2013 10:24:40 PM(Tammy) ♋️
10/24/2013 10:24:59 PM(Tammy) ����������
10/24/2013 10:25:01 PM(Jase) Oh! A one emoji score!
10/24/2013 10:25:52 PM(Jase) I ♠️ my ��
10/24/2013 10:26:12 PM(Jase) Sorry to be a ��
10/24/2013 10:26:34 PM(Tammy) You spade your dog?
10/24/2013 10:26:42 PM(Tammy) Pig?
10/24/2013 10:26:52 PM(Jase) Spayed...
10/24/2013 10:27:02 PM(Jase) Boar...
10/24/2013 10:27:10 PM(Tammy) ����
10/24/2013 10:27:29 PM(Tammy) Hahahahaha
10/24/2013 10:28:00 PM(Tammy) ����
10/24/2013 10:28:14 PM(Tammy) ����
10/24/2013 10:28:26 PM(Jase) Omg
10/24/2013 10:28:32 PM(Tammy) Shit.  I just found the mother load.
10/24/2013 10:28:33 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/24/2013 10:28:38 PM(Jase) Genius
10/24/2013 10:29:02 PM(Tammy) ����
10/24/2013 10:29:10 PM(Tammy) HahAhHa
10/24/2013 10:29:11 PM(Jase) ����
10/24/2013 10:29:20 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:29:46 PM(Jase) Now you're losing me. My mind may not be dirty enough
10/24/2013 10:30:14 PM(Tammy) That just meant STOP IT.
10/24/2013 10:30:18 PM(Tammy) Lmao
10/24/2013 10:30:26 PM(Jase) Jaja
10/24/2013 10:30:41 PM(Jase) Haha. Oops was on Spanish keyboard
10/24/2013 10:30:56 PM(Tammy) Gracias
10/24/2013 10:31:17 PM(Jase) ¿Tu hablas español?
10/24/2013 10:31:36 PM(Tammy) Un poco
10/24/2013 10:32:17 PM(Tammy) I want to learn a second language through immersion
10/24/2013 10:32:35 PM(Jase) Ah. Otra cosa que no he supe
10/24/2013 10:32:54 PM(Jase) Yes. You could go shoot in espana!
10/24/2013 10:33:09 PM(Jase) I'll go with you!
10/24/2013 10:33:16 PM(Tammy) Deal!
10/24/2013 10:33:18 PM(Jase) ¡Vamonos!
10/24/2013 10:33:49 PM(Jase) ����✈️����
10/24/2013 10:34:10 PM(Tammy) Not a row boat
10/24/2013 10:35:17 PM(Tammy) I'm coordinating a shoot with alpacas
10/24/2013 10:35:33 PM(Tammy) Model wearing fur hats
10/24/2013 10:35:40 PM(Tammy) Alpaca fur
10/24/2013 10:35:56 PM(Jase) Oh cool!!!
10/24/2013 10:36:13 PM(Jase) It's a hot commodity nowadays isn't it?
10/24/2013 10:36:15 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/24/2013 10:36:24 PM(Jase) Oh love it
10/24/2013 10:36:29 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmmmm dunno.
10/24/2013 10:36:42 PM(Tammy) Just want to play with the concept
10/24/2013 10:36:45 PM(Jase) How so?  The image?
10/24/2013 10:39:39 PM(Tammy) I just have to get the ideas out of my head.  And omg.  I just rented the canon 1dx.
10/24/2013 10:39:46 PM(Tammy) Must.  Buy.
10/24/2013 10:39:50 PM(Tammy) 7000.
10/24/2013 10:39:53 PM(Tammy) Ugh
10/24/2013 10:40:02 PM(Tammy) But AMAZING.
10/24/2013 10:40:13 PM(Jase) What do you like about it?
10/24/2013 10:40:25 PM(Jase) Yeah I get the ideas out of the head thing
10/24/2013 10:40:32 PM(Tammy) Image quality is BEYOND.
10/24/2013 10:40:38 PM(Tammy) AMAZING
10/24/2013 10:40:47 PM(Jase) Glass? Sensor?
10/24/2013 10:41:04 PM(Jase) I guess you already have the lenses. Must be the sensor?
10/24/2013 10:41:21 PM(Tammy) No new glass.  It's basically canons answer to medium format
10/24/2013 10:41:28 PM(Jase) Oh!!!
10/24/2013 10:41:35 PM(Jase) Get it
10/24/2013 10:41:43 PM(Tammy) In a body that's built for high capacity shooting
10/24/2013 10:41:50 PM(Tammy) I kill cameras.
10/24/2013 10:42:02 PM(Jase) Oh I bet
10/24/2013 10:42:19 PM(Tammy) I can't even begin to tell you how many photos I take in a year
10/24/2013 10:42:25 PM(Jase) Creators need tools. I need. New MacBook :-)
10/24/2013 10:42:32 PM(Jase) Have you ever counted?
10/24/2013 10:42:47 PM(Jase) You said you toss most of them, yes?
10/24/2013 10:44:23 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/24/2013 10:44:24 PM(Tammy) The time I shot a wedding in a room that looked like a funeral
10/24/2013 10:45:02 PM(Tammy) The planner draped the WHOLE room in white.
10/24/2013 10:45:07 PM(Tammy) AWFUL
10/24/2013 10:45:12 PM(Jase) Yeah that does look a bit depressing
10/24/2013 10:45:52 PM(Tammy) That's MY best friend officiating his first wedding!
10/24/2013 10:46:10 PM(Jase) Oh cool!!
10/24/2013 10:47:41 PM(Jase) So you gonna get the camera?
10/24/2013 10:48:31 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/24/2013 10:48:40 PM(Tammy) Later same night
10/24/2013 10:48:48 PM(Tammy) Might have sent u already
10/24/2013 10:48:55 PM(Jase) Ah I think you sent me that one
10/24/2013 10:49:12 PM(Jase) that wasn't the glass bldg wedding was it?
10/24/2013 10:49:15 PM(Tammy) Yes.  But I'm about to drop $$ on a new lease.
10/24/2013 10:49:35 PM(Jase) Ah yes
10/24/2013 10:49:43 PM(Tammy) So I'll have to create a new promo so I can buy it.
10/24/2013 10:49:51 PM(Tammy) Boudoir probaby
10/24/2013 10:49:57 PM(Tammy) Probably
10/24/2013 10:50:03 PM(Jase) 7 large is a lot of coin
10/24/2013 10:50:08 PM(Jase) Pro baby
10/24/2013 10:50:25 PM(Tammy) Yup.  And I always pay cash.
10/24/2013 10:50:36 PM(Tammy) So I have to earn it to own it
10/24/2013 10:50:43 PM(Jase) Smart
10/24/2013 10:50:53 PM(Tammy) ��
10/24/2013 10:50:56 PM(Jase) What does create a new promo mean?
10/24/2013 10:51:09 PM(Tammy) Some kind of special.
10/24/2013 10:51:24 PM(Jase) Ah
10/24/2013 10:51:50 PM(Tammy) Ok. Sleep week right?
10/24/2013 10:51:54 PM(Jase) How's the next magazine issue coming along?
10/24/2013 10:52:01 PM(Tammy) Ooh!
10/24/2013 10:52:10 PM(Tammy) I found a new designer
10/24/2013 10:52:19 PM(Jase) Ah yeah. I better, like, sleep
10/24/2013 10:52:19 PM(Tammy) Am very excited
10/24/2013 10:52:25 PM(Jase) For the magazine?
10/24/2013 10:52:42 PM(Tammy) Yessss
10/24/2013 10:53:01 PM(Jase) Great!!
10/24/2013 10:53:17 PM(Jase) Can't wait to see it
10/24/2013 10:53:28 PM(Tammy) Yah.
10/24/2013 10:53:39 PM(Tammy) Going to be STUPID
10/24/2013 10:53:57 PM(Jase) Yay!!!
10/24/2013 10:54:58 PM(Jase) I think i don't necessarily want intense. Intense implies grasping, negative. I want creative
10/24/2013 10:55:20 PM(Tammy) Better.
10/24/2013 10:55:28 PM(Jase) That's my language
10/24/2013 10:55:29 PM(Tammy) Think on it grasshopper.
10/24/2013 10:55:41 PM(Jase) Oh it's all pontificating anyway
10/24/2013 10:55:42 PM(Tammy) Don't post that one.  Rework.
10/24/2013 10:56:15 PM(Jase) I'm not posting anything at all. Honestly. I couldn't put the time or energy in
10/24/2013 10:56:42 PM(Jase) Off to bed. Buenas noches
10/24/2013 10:56:57 PM(Tammy) I'm sorry!!!
10/24/2013 10:57:07 PM(Jase) Sorry?
10/24/2013 10:57:12 PM(Tammy) I'm too honest.
10/24/2013 10:57:27 PM(Jase) I'd have it no other way
10/24/2013 10:57:34 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Abrupt goodnight = irritated!  Lol
10/24/2013 10:57:50 PM(Tammy) Sleep well
10/24/2013 10:57:54 PM(Jase) Nono. Just sleepy. More soon...
10/24/2013 10:58:08 PM(Jase) You too :-)
10/24/2013 10:59:56 PM(Tammy) ����
10/25/2013 7:43:59 AM(Jase) Friend of mine's band is playing tonight. Halloween bash. We are supposed to dress up as a band or a song lyric, etc. I'm going to iron this on a Tshirt and go.
10/25/2013 7:44:06 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/25/2013 9:50:18 AM(Tammy) Clever.  On the BACK Of the t shirt of course?
10/25/2013 9:50:45 AM(Tammy) You do a lot of t shirt costumes jd
10/25/2013 9:50:52 AM(Tammy) ��
10/25/2013 9:51:18 AM(Tammy) ��
10/25/2013 9:52:00 AM(Jase) Yeah cheap and easy!
10/25/2013 4:43:26 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/25/2013 4:43:00 PM(Jase) Walking home
10/25/2013 7:00:59 PM(Tammy) Nice!
10/25/2013 7:06:20 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/25/2013 7:40:34 PM(Jase) Very cool! What's the context?
10/25/2013 7:41:09 PM(Tammy) Reminded me of you. ;)
10/25/2013 7:41:48 PM(Jase) Well you know, I do tend to Google quite a bit.
10/25/2013 7:42:00 PM(Tammy) Lo
10/25/2013 7:42:02 PM(Tammy) L
10/25/2013 7:42:17 PM(Tammy) ��
10/25/2013 7:42:24 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
10/25/2013 7:42:28 PM(Jase) Once in a while I'll even bing
10/25/2013 7:42:49 PM(Jase) But no yahoo. I do have my standards
10/25/2013 7:44:01 PM(Jase) And AltaVista?  That's just right out?
10/25/2013 7:44:32 PM(Jase) Shooting tonite?
10/25/2013 7:45:48 PM(Tammy) Supposed to at midnite.  Dreading.
10/25/2013 7:46:11 PM(Jase) Omg. What's at midnight? And why dreading?
10/25/2013 7:46:35 PM(Tammy) I'm just tired.  And it's at a club.  Which I hate.
10/25/2013 7:47:06 PM(Jase) ��
10/25/2013 7:47:25 PM(Jase) ����
10/25/2013 7:52:52 PM(Tammy) ����������
10/25/2013 7:53:52 PM(Jase) Pre shoot nap?  2 sleeps and all?
10/25/2013 7:54:31 PM(Tammy) I.  Just.  Don't.  Want.  To.
10/25/2013 7:54:42 PM(Tammy) And yes.  Intense whining.
10/25/2013 7:54:45 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/25/2013 7:54:57 PM(Jase) Let it all out, sister!
10/25/2013 7:56:07 PM(Jase) Big ������ at least?
10/25/2013 7:56:23 PM(Tammy) Haha.  No.  Favor.
10/25/2013 7:56:32 PM(Tammy) Which makes it worse.
10/25/2013 7:56:36 PM(Jase) Aww
10/25/2013 7:56:51 PM(Jase) Social capital
10/25/2013 10:11:43 PM(Jase) So I've been chewing on the whole searching thing. Interesting that you sent that. What made you think of it?
10/25/2013 10:13:09 PM(Tammy) I came to a brilliant deduction in the middle of the night about what was bothering me so much about the profile you sent me.
10/25/2013 10:13:25 PM(Tammy) I'm calling it brilliant.  Lol
10/25/2013 10:13:35 PM(Jase) Oh hot me!
10/25/2013 10:13:38 PM(Jase) Hit me
10/25/2013 10:13:49 PM(Tammy) Freudian.  Lol
10/25/2013 10:18:29 PM(Tammy) The description is a wall.  it is somewhat aggressively protecting you from ANYONE who doesn't mirror who you think you want.   You are making strong and detailed lists, using big words, creating demands without REALLY saying ANYTHING about who you are inside.   You say you were in two relationships one successful one not and I was thinking...what does that even MEAN and why the hell is it so important that it's virtually the first thing you say?
10/25/2013 10:19:07 PM(Tammy) Just random in the middle of the night conclusions.
10/25/2013 10:26:26 PM(Jase) Sry. Picking up kid. Couple mins
10/25/2013 10:53:46 PM(Jase) So the idea was to attract Someone who is funny, creative, quirky, and nerdy like me. No go, huh?
10/25/2013 10:56:23 PM(Jase) And the relationship stuff was the 10th paragraph. So... Hmm
10/25/2013 10:57:27 PM(Jase) Maybe the whole thing is just too much
10/25/2013 10:58:35 PM(Jase) If I saw a woman with a profile like that if be like OMG I want to know the other 10 thousand things
10/25/2013 11:09:22 PM(Tammy) Haha.  You may be absolutely right and just the fact that you HAD a tenth paragraph...maybe your perfect person will be able to navigate it...what the hell do I know?  I'm the people reader.   And that description didn't leave room to see you.  That's all I'm saying.   Funny creative and quirky just like you.   Maybe that's all you really need.  ;)
10/25/2013 11:11:30 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/25/2013 11:11:37 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/25/2013 11:11:38 PM(Tammy) Here's my latest work:
10/25/2013 11:11:58 PM(Tammy) The second is the new camera.  I.  Love.
10/25/2013 11:13:03 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/25/2013 11:13:22 PM(Tammy) He's freaking 14 years old.
10/25/2013 11:14:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/25/2013 11:20:16 PM(Jase) Nice stuff!  Saw the silhouette today and just loved it
10/25/2013 11:20:24 PM(Jase) And the kid looks great
10/25/2013 11:26:02 PM(Jase) Have you done silhouette like that before?
10/25/2013 11:26:59 PM(Tammy) Yes
10/25/2013 11:27:17 PM(Jase) Very cool. You happy with it?
10/25/2013 11:29:33 PM(Tammy) Not sure about the crop.  But yes
10/25/2013 11:30:10 PM(Jase) Rock on!
10/26/2013 12:09:23 PM(Tammy) 46 degrees!  Yaaaayyyy!!
10/26/2013 12:09:43 PM(Jase) :-) it's so damn nice out here
10/26/2013 12:09:48 PM(Jase) How was the shoot?
10/26/2013 8:10:29 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
10/27/2013 10:24:22 AM(Tammy) Now with more REM sleep!"
10/27/2013 10:09:28 PM(Jase) Watching inception. Have you seen it?
10/27/2013 10:35:23 PM(Tammy) No
10/27/2013 10:54:19 PM(Jase) Pretty fascinating. Like the matrix but a bit more sophisticated
10/27/2013 10:54:28 PM(Jase) Seen the matrix?
10/27/2013 11:10:26 PM(Tammy) Yes.  And liked it.
10/27/2013 11:10:37 PM(Tammy) Have a great book for you
10/27/2013 11:10:46 PM(Tammy) But it's expensive.
10/27/2013 11:11:20 PM(Tammy) The desire map.  By Danielle laporte
10/27/2013 11:11:41 PM(Tammy) It's both a book and workbook.
10/27/2013 11:12:32 PM(Tammy) And it's about creating your life around how you want to FEEL.  Feeling goals instead of traditional success goals.
10/27/2013 11:12:43 PM(Tammy) Thought changing.
10/27/2013 11:54:27 PM(Jase) Sounds interesting. You've done this?
10/28/2013 12:04:09 AM(Jase) Looked at it a bit. Funny thing is I don't do goals. Traditional success goals or otherwise
10/28/2013 12:07:19 AM(Jase) I'm too Buddhist. Non-attachment and all that. It's a bit unconventional I suppose. But goals have always been anathema to me. Aside from goals of letting go. I believe life is a series of lessons in letting go. All in practice for the big let go. Which I probably still need more practice at. So I guess I prefer to set anti-goals
10/28/2013 12:09:29 AM(Tammy) I like the idea of focusing on feelings.
10/28/2013 12:09:49 AM(Jase) So did you do this book?
10/28/2013 12:13:00 AM(Jase) Hey I'm conking out. Let's chat about this more, k?
10/28/2013 9:39:13 PM(Jase) Thought about my goals today. Achieve my health targets. Develop my kids for adulthood. Maintain my household. That was all. I have my band and I'd like to be a better musician but really don't mind if I'm not. Want to travel. Want to travel. That falls into develop kids (including my relationship with them). I'm also going to teach Ian to code and Alyssa and I are going to do some open mic nights. Emma loves nature. Prob develop something there
10/28/2013 9:39:49 PM(Tammy) Nice!
10/28/2013 9:40:03 PM(Jase) What are yours?
10/28/2013 9:40:16 PM(Tammy) But...what about you personally?
10/28/2013 9:40:46 PM(Jase) You know. I'm very happy with who I am. Not much to change
10/28/2013 9:41:07 PM(Jase) Aside from the physical stuff
10/28/2013 9:41:13 PM(Jase) But I like me
10/28/2013 9:47:31 PM(Tammy) I like you too!  No changes necessary.
10/28/2013 9:47:46 PM(Tammy) I just googled dogs in Afros.
10/28/2013 9:47:57 PM(Jase) Haha!!! Find anything?
10/28/2013 9:47:57 PM(Tammy) My job is so weird LMAO
10/28/2013 9:48:06 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/28/2013 9:48:10 PM(Jase) You have the best job ever
10/28/2013 9:48:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/28/2013 9:48:30 PM(Jase) Those are awesome. What are you doing?
10/28/2013 9:48:45 PM(Tammy) Working on the mag cover for Happy Beast
10/28/2013 9:48:57 PM(Tammy) Shooting Thursday
10/28/2013 9:48:57 PM(Jase) Yes!!!!
10/28/2013 9:49:07 PM(Jase) Zoe will be in it?
10/28/2013 9:49:11 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/28/2013 9:49:15 PM(Tammy) No.
10/28/2013 9:49:31 PM(Jase) Awww
10/28/2013 9:49:33 PM(Tammy) I have to have a dog that will tolerate wigs
10/28/2013 9:49:52 PM(Jase) Haha
10/28/2013 9:50:14 PM(Jase) So what are your goals? Inquiring minds want to know.
10/28/2013 9:51:55 PM(Tammy) All juice.  No push. Feeling good is the goal.  My new mantra.
10/28/2013 9:52:43 PM(Tammy) Only focus on things that I get fired up about personally.  No more fighting towards goal because I think I should.
10/28/2013 9:53:45 PM(Jase) Very very nice. I believe "should" is toxic
10/28/2013 9:56:38 PM(Jase) Alyssa turns 16 on Wed by the way. I've been really really dreading it and couldn't figure out why. Figured its because she's that much closer to leaving. Which is indeed sad. But it hit me today that it's because her mother won't be here to be part of her fucking sweet sixteen.  Took the wind out of me.
10/28/2013 9:56:59 PM(Jase) I bought her a pair of pearl earrings today.
10/28/2013 9:58:03 PM(Tammy) Aww.  You know she will never really leave you.
10/28/2013 9:58:31 PM(Jase) I know. But I won't be part of her day to day soon. Sad
10/28/2013 9:58:37 PM(Jase) I really like her a lot
10/28/2013 10:02:52 PM(Tammy) And every milestone will make you feel something. Change hurts.
10/28/2013 10:04:15 PM(Jase) Yeppers
10/28/2013 10:05:14 PM(Tammy) Sorry J.   But you are raising an amazing self sufficient girl.
10/28/2013 10:05:23 PM(Jase) Thx!
10/28/2013 10:05:23 PM(Tammy) Be so proud
10/28/2013 10:05:28 PM(Jase) I so am
10/28/2013 10:05:37 PM(Jase) Any more cute dogs in wigs?
10/28/2013 10:11:54 PM(Tammy) You are mr greedy pants!
10/28/2013 10:12:07 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/28/2013 10:14:59 PM(Jase) OMG brilliant! Can't wait to see what you come up with.
10/28/2013 10:25:13 PM(Tammy) ��➕��➕��➕��
10/28/2013 10:25:24 PM(Tammy) No emoji wig.
10/28/2013 10:26:16 PM(Tammy) ��
10/28/2013 10:26:25 PM(Jase) Haha!! We need configurable emoji!!!
10/28/2013 10:26:36 PM(Tammy) ��
10/28/2013 10:26:53 PM(Jase) I was just going to do that one!!
10/28/2013 10:29:06 PM(Jase) ♨️
10/28/2013 10:35:37 PM(Tammy) Some days customer service is extremely overwhelming
10/28/2013 10:45:30 PM(Jase) I would so hate that part. Time consuming, thankless, yet completely essential, right?
10/28/2013 10:50:42 PM(Tammy) Totally unequivocally essential
10/28/2013 10:51:10 PM(Tammy) It's usually good...but every once in a while...disaster.  Lol
10/28/2013 10:52:12 PM(Jase) So what's the current disaster?
10/28/2013 10:55:03 PM(Tammy) It's resolved.  But I had to sit on it until my temper went down.  Lol
10/28/2013 10:57:14 PM(Jase) Wise woman. Smart business
10/28/2013 10:57:59 PM(Jase) Sleep week II.  Off to ��
10/28/2013 10:59:55 PM(Tammy) K. Me2
10/28/2013 11:00:13 PM(Jase) Sleep soundly my friend
10/29/2013 7:17:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/29/2013 7:18:06 PM(Jase) Nice job!!!
10/29/2013 7:18:19 PM(Jase) Take that style stealers!!!
10/29/2013 7:18:58 PM(Tammy) Thanks!!
10/29/2013 7:19:29 PM(Jase) Loved the vid you did for this. Many many congrats
10/29/2013 11:18:36 PM(Tammy) Thanks!  My phone has been blowing up.  Super shocked.
10/29/2013 11:19:46 PM(Jase) I bet!! Remember the little people like me on the way up to the stars!
10/29/2013 11:20:21 PM(Jase) ↗️��
10/29/2013 11:36:21 PM(Tammy) Haha yes.  The Rochester thing is sooooo big.  Lol
10/29/2013 11:37:23 PM(Jase) Hopefully you get some nice bidness from this. Mama needs a new 1Dx.
10/29/2013 11:37:58 PM(Tammy) Fuck.  yessssssssss
10/29/2013 11:38:16 PM(Tammy) I'm completely freaked out
10/29/2013 11:38:26 PM(Tammy) And why aren't you asleep
10/29/2013 11:38:34 PM(Jase) How so?  Too much bidness?
10/29/2013 11:39:04 PM(Jase) Just done with band practice. Wrapped Alyssa gifts. Will only see her in the am tomorrow
10/29/2013 11:39:40 PM(Tammy) Omg.  Such a big day for her!!!
10/29/2013 11:40:00 PM(Tammy) ��������
10/29/2013 11:40:17 PM(Jase) Yeah. And she'll be at school then swimming then robotics
10/29/2013 11:40:20 PM(Jase) Thx!
10/29/2013 11:40:31 PM(Jase) Why freaking out?
10/29/2013 11:40:47 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/29/2013 11:41:07 PM(Tammy) Full wall at biggest jewelry store in town
10/29/2013 11:41:25 PM(Tammy) Thought it was dead.  Now due this week.
10/29/2013 11:41:30 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/29/2013 11:41:52 PM(Jase) Oh that!  Woo!
10/29/2013 11:41:53 PM(Tammy) Magazine production meeting tomorrow
10/29/2013 11:41:58 PM(Jase) You are hopping
10/29/2013 11:42:05 PM(Jase) How'd the dog shoot go?
10/29/2013 11:42:11 PM(Tammy) Two restaurants want me to photograph
10/29/2013 11:42:19 PM(Tammy) That's Thursday
10/29/2013 11:42:39 PM(Tammy) I am.  And it feels exciting again.
10/29/2013 11:42:45 PM(Tammy) Thank GOD
10/29/2013 11:43:00 PM(Jase) Yayyayyay!
10/29/2013 11:43:09 PM(Jase) I'm super happy for you, T
10/29/2013 11:43:10 PM(Tammy) I have a SICK shoot planned
10/29/2013 11:43:20 PM(Tammy) Thanks jd.
10/29/2013 11:43:39 PM(Tammy) Smack me when I go too far.
10/29/2013 11:43:56 PM(Jase) Unlikely
10/29/2013 11:43:56 PM(Tammy)  my house is an absolute disaster
10/29/2013 11:44:06 PM(Jase) Ps mine too.
10/29/2013 11:44:17 PM(Jase) So was Steve jobs' office
10/29/2013 11:44:16 PM(Tammy) My son was watching Zo for me today
10/29/2013 11:45:04 PM(Tammy) And I came home to a dark house.  Front door unlocked.  Matt gone. Zo in her crate.  And dog shit on the rug.
10/29/2013 11:45:15 PM(Jase) Oh no
10/29/2013 11:45:15 PM(Tammy) Amazing effort from my son.
10/29/2013 11:45:27 PM(Tammy) Gheesh.
10/29/2013 11:45:33 PM(Jase) What happened?
10/29/2013 11:45:48 PM(Tammy) He went out to see his buddies.
10/29/2013 11:46:02 PM(Tammy) 21 is.  BRUTAL.
10/29/2013 11:46:11 PM(Jase) Yikes
10/29/2013 11:46:24 PM(Jase) I'll take sweet 16, tyvm
10/29/2013 11:46:31 PM(Tammy) Right??
10/29/2013 11:46:37 PM(Jase) Sorry to hear :-(
10/29/2013 11:46:41 PM(Tammy) Boys hit it later lol
10/29/2013 11:47:03 PM(Tammy) My buddies tell me it's bad for at least another three years.
10/29/2013 11:47:09 PM(Tammy) Ggrreeaaattttt
10/29/2013 11:47:12 PM(Jase) I bet
10/29/2013 11:48:37 PM(Jase) He better Come clean up the �� or I'll drive up and kick his ������
10/29/2013 11:49:54 PM(Tammy) I already cleaned it.  And he is staying at his GF.  And when I talk to him he just sighs and rolls his eyes.
10/29/2013 11:50:57 PM(Jase) Ugh. I get that a fair bit from Alyssa. I'm an ahole about it and make her apologize
10/29/2013 11:51:48 PM(Jase) Hey I better snooze. Super happy for you, ya rock star. Keep me posted on the jewelry wall and the mag and everything
10/30/2013 2:14:42 PM(Tammy) is your house usu an absolute disaster or was yesterday an isolated occurrence? Just wondering...
10/30/2013 2:15:16 PM(Tammy) It's directly correlated to how stressed I am.
10/30/2013 2:15:25 PM(Tammy) Also I fired my cleaner
10/30/2013 2:15:45 PM(Tammy) So I'm unusually messy right now.  Why?
10/30/2013 2:16:40 PM(Jase) I often have more mess than I like but haven't decided how much that bothers me. I always get caught up.
10/30/2013 2:18:52 PM(Tammy) Are you creating a rubic??
10/30/2013 2:19:30 PM(Jase) Cube?
10/30/2013 2:19:55 PM(Tammy) Lmao
10/30/2013 2:20:58 PM(Jase) If you got a problem, yo, I'll solve it
10/30/2013 2:21:02 PM(Jase) Just thinking about how much I want to dedicate to keeping the chaos down vs fun projects, etc
10/30/2013 4:35:22 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/30/2013 4:35:29 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/30/2013 4:35:35 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/30/2013 4:35:47 PM(Tammy) Today's shoot location
10/30/2013 4:35:55 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/30/2013 4:36:03 PM(Tammy) Yesterday's.  Lol
10/30/2013 4:38:37 PM(Jase) Outdoors! Fresh!
10/30/2013 4:39:04 PM(Jase) Nice choice of color pallets
10/30/2013 4:39:18 PM(Jase) ��
10/30/2013 5:16:19 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/30/2013 5:16:28 PM(Tammy) How adorbs are they?!
10/30/2013 5:16:54 PM(Jase) OMG. Brilliant
10/30/2013 7:10:47 PM(Tammy) I actually do love what I do.
10/30/2013 7:29:45 PM(Jase) Me too. Ain't it a blessing?
10/31/2013 8:37:15 AM(Jase) Happy Halloween!
10/31/2013 9:00:31 AM(Tammy) Haha u 2 ��
10/31/2013 2:24:04 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 2:25:21 PM(Jase) Very nice. And perfect for Halloween
10/31/2013 2:25:36 PM(Tammy) No.  For a mag cover
10/31/2013 2:26:24 PM(Jase) I know! But perfect that you shot it on Halloween :-)
10/31/2013 2:26:36 PM(Tammy) Lol. Right?
10/31/2013 2:26:41 PM(Tammy) Which one?
10/31/2013 2:26:50 PM(Jase) People are going to love it
10/31/2013 2:26:57 PM(Jase) Which do I like?
10/31/2013 2:27:19 PM(Tammy) Yes
10/31/2013 2:27:30 PM(Tammy) Cover of Happy Beast
10/31/2013 2:28:05 PM(Jase) Me? The one on the right. But people will prob like the one on the left better. It plays to more archetypes
10/31/2013 2:28:43 PM(Tammy) Afro is more happy
10/31/2013 2:31:39 PM(Jase) True
10/31/2013 2:31:47 PM(Tammy) ��
10/31/2013 2:32:17 PM(Jase) ����
10/31/2013 2:32:33 PM(Jase) SquidWig
10/31/2013 2:39:04 PM(Tammy) Nerd ��
10/31/2013 2:41:06 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 2:41:46 PM(Jase) Those are charming. Couple looks quite lovely. How were they?
10/31/2013 2:42:05 PM(Tammy) Amazing
10/31/2013 2:42:31 PM(Jase) How awesome. And the horse is cute too
10/31/2013 2:42:39 PM(Jase) But could probably use a wig
10/31/2013 2:42:47 PM(Jase) Just photoshop one in
10/31/2013 2:42:48 PM(Tammy) Haha
10/31/2013 2:43:36 PM(Jase) What a great gig you have. And you built it from nothing
10/31/2013 3:02:59 PM(Tammy) Except working my ass off. ;)
10/31/2013 3:08:53 PM(Jase) Yeah there's that ���� not ��
10/31/2013 4:06:58 PM(Jase) It's fun to read the comments on your FB posts. You make a lot of people very happy :-)
10/31/2013 4:22:51 PM(Tammy) Thanks j.  If only I could find someone to be happy with too!  Sometimes the pics make me jealous
10/31/2013 4:23:15 PM(Jase) Ha I hear that.
10/31/2013 4:23:22 PM(Jase) Happiness by proxy
10/31/2013 4:24:12 PM(Tammy) Here's a new contender
10/31/2013 4:24:21 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 4:24:40 PM(Jase) For the love of your life?
10/31/2013 4:24:50 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.
10/31/2013 4:25:14 PM(Jase) Good but how's his relationship skills?
10/31/2013 4:26:39 PM(Tammy) He bites my feet
10/31/2013 4:38:03 PM(Jase) That simply will not do. Keep looking. Unless you're into that kind of thing, of course
10/31/2013 4:38:19 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 4:38:40 PM(Jase) So wet are talking contender for the cover?
10/31/2013 4:38:50 PM(Jase) I still like happy brown wig dog
10/31/2013 4:38:54 PM(Tammy) Yes
10/31/2013 4:39:19 PM(Tammy) I'm leaning towards tiny dog and BEAST in big letters.  Lol
10/31/2013 4:39:56 PM(Jase) That would be fun. If there was lots of whitespace. Maybe...
10/31/2013 4:40:14 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  That's what I was thinking
10/31/2013 4:40:37 PM(Jase) Fun. Let me know if it works
10/31/2013 4:45:24 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 4:45:53 PM(Jase) Hmm. Maybe.
10/31/2013 4:58:36 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 4:58:40 PM(Tammy) Lol
10/31/2013 4:59:07 PM(Jase) You know it's kind of working for me now
10/31/2013 4:59:19 PM(Jase) It's the little dog's expression
10/31/2013 5:04:47 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 5:06:04 PM(Jase) Good. Now what's the caption going to be?
10/31/2013 5:27:02 PM(Jase) Off to trick or treat. Are you handing out candy? Partying?
10/31/2013 5:27:32 PM(Tammy) If working is partying then yes.
10/31/2013 5:28:25 PM(Jase) It is!! Party on!  Hope you have a super hip DJ that is on staff at SwalesHQ
10/31/2013 10:18:23 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 10:18:29 PM(Tammy) My studio.
10/31/2013 10:18:37 PM(Tammy) 2nd floor
10/31/2013 10:18:43 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
10/31/2013 10:18:49 PM(Tammy) My office
10/31/2013 10:19:01 PM(Tammy) I'm going to miss this space!
10/31/2013 10:19:24 PM(Jase) It is def a cool space
10/31/2013 10:19:52 PM(Jase) I'm sure the new place will have that Swales feel
10/31/2013 10:21:30 PM(Tammy) Maybe.  If the lease ever gets agreed upon
10/31/2013 10:29:10 PM(Jase) Ha. Price?
10/31/2013 10:29:45 PM(Tammy) No.  Length of commitment.
10/31/2013 10:30:04 PM(Jase) Ah. You want less than they do presumably
10/31/2013 10:32:10 PM(Tammy) Yup
11/1/2013 7:57:37 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/1/2013 7:58:00 AM(Jase) Yep I make some killer pippi longstocking braids
11/1/2013 8:51:36 AM(Tammy) So talented!
11/1/2013 8:52:10 AM(Jase) If you have any dogs you need help with just let me know
11/1/2013 7:11:02 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/1/2013 7:11:10 PM(Tammy) Tonight's
11/1/2013 7:11:44 PM(Jase) That looks pretty fun. You psyched?
11/1/2013 7:12:13 PM(Tammy) I'm 7 hours in so I'm tired. Three hours to go!
11/1/2013 7:12:32 PM(Jase) Oh I bet. Hang in!
11/1/2013 9:43:44 PM(Jase) Moral question when you are free
11/2/2013 12:08:48 AM(Tammy) Home
11/2/2013 12:27:22 AM(Jase) Still up?
11/2/2013 12:29:31 AM(Jase) Hope you are snoozing. Catch you soon
11/2/2013 6:54:33 PM(Jase) Working tonight?
11/2/2013 7:00:22 PM(Tammy) Just got home from a proposal.
11/2/2013 7:00:33 PM(Tammy) Got soaked and frozen
11/2/2013 7:00:51 PM(Jase) Oh congrats!  Did you say yes?  Did he get on his knee?
11/2/2013 7:01:04 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
11/2/2013 7:01:14 PM(Jase) Sorry you are soaked and frozen
11/2/2013 7:01:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/2/2013 7:01:25 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/2/2013 7:01:32 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/2/2013 7:01:44 PM(Tammy) That's my studio manager
11/2/2013 7:02:00 PM(Jase) Awww. Surprise I assume?
11/2/2013 7:02:06 PM(Tammy) Total
11/2/2013 7:02:20 PM(Jase) That is so damn sweet
11/2/2013 7:02:30 PM(Jase) Worth getting soaked?
11/2/2013 7:02:50 PM(Jase) OMG. Her face
11/2/2013 7:02:57 PM(Tammy) I would have changed the location
11/2/2013 7:03:02 PM(Jase) Ha
11/2/2013 7:03:05 PM(Tammy) Based on weather
11/2/2013 7:03:11 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/2/2013 7:03:29 PM(Jase) So sweet
11/2/2013 10:37:27 PM(Tammy) No moral question?
11/3/2013 12:42:23 AM(Jase) Oh dang. Sorry I missed you. Definitely would like your advice. Catch you tomorrow for sure
11/3/2013 5:03:31 PM(Tammy) Don't sleep with employees or coworkers.  ;)
11/3/2013 5:03:38 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/3/2013 5:03:42 PM(Tammy) This.
11/3/2013 5:04:10 PM(Jase) Or neighbors, I'dd add
11/3/2013 5:04:22 PM(Jase) Nice pic! Gorgeous day here too!
11/3/2013 5:04:53 PM(Tammy) ��
11/3/2013 5:09:38 PM(Jase) Sorry to leave you hanging. Finishing cleanup then starting dinner. You around for a bit?
11/3/2013 5:13:11 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/3/2013 5:13:12 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/3/2013 5:13:13 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/3/2013 5:13:14 PM(Jase) My hike today and Alyssa's pumpkin
11/3/2013 5:21:54 PM(Tammy) I'm sitting in front of my computer editing for the next three days.
11/3/2013 5:22:06 PM(Tammy) So yeah.  I'm around.  Lol
11/3/2013 5:22:41 PM(Jase) Whee. As your friend I advise at least a shower and some sleep once during that time
11/3/2013 5:23:08 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/3/2013 5:23:16 PM(Jase) Baking. Feels so good and so normal
11/3/2013 5:24:29 PM(Tammy) Oh god.  Stahhhppp
11/3/2013 5:25:34 PM(Jase) Fresh out of the over in about 25 mins. You should smell it. Leave you things. Climb in your jet. I have photoshop
11/3/2013 5:25:54 PM(Tammy) Fuck.
11/3/2013 5:32:57 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/3/2013 5:33:23 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/3/2013 5:33:35 PM(Jase) More bread porn. Just about done rising
11/3/2013 5:37:13 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm
11/3/2013 5:37:20 PM(Tammy) You r evil
11/3/2013 5:38:10 PM(Jase) ����
11/3/2013 8:31:06 PM(Tammy) How.  Was.  Bread.
11/3/2013 9:59:25 PM(Jase) It was pretty decent. Not my best, but not my worst either. Pretty good thing you didn't fuel up the jet.
11/3/2013 10:53:11 PM(Jase) The moral question. I'd like your opinion on what you might have done in my shoes. So Zoe asks me to come over and talk to her about a text her daughter Suvi (12) got from one of the neighborhood boys.
11/4/2013 10:11:52 AM(Tammy) Omg.  I crashed so hard last night!
11/4/2013 10:11:59 AM(Tammy) Did u go?
11/4/2013 10:29:07 AM(Jase) Oh sure.  I knew you were out dancing all night.
11/4/2013 10:29:20 AM(Jase) Hope you got some sleep my friend :-)
11/4/2013 10:59:16 AM(Jase) I did end up going.  It was like last Thursday.  So the neighbor boy (also 12) texted Suvi saying the other neighbor boy (13) was going to break into her house and rape her.  Needless to say, that freaked me out on several counts.
11/4/2013 11:02:09 AM(Jase) She wanted my advice and I said she should absolutely talk to the boy's mom and tell her about it.  She was ambivalent about that, saying that there was a general problem with the boys on the street and various amounts of inappropriate behavior and she didn't want to single him out.
11/4/2013 11:02:53 AM(Jase) I felt like his mom had a right to know that this had happened.  As a parent, I'd be very upset if my kid did that and someone didn't tell me.
11/4/2013 11:03:27 AM(Jase) I felt like knowing it happened put me in a position of responsibility where if she didn't tell the mom, I had a responsibility to do so.
11/4/2013 11:03:58 AM(Jase) She got pissed at me and said she couldn't confide in me and that she wished she hadn't told me.
11/4/2013 1:27:51 PM(Jase) Anyway I ended up apologizing and told her that I valued her friendship and I was willing to put aside my convictions about this in the interest of preserving out friendship. But it still doesn't feel right. Your thoughts?
11/4/2013 1:49:01 PM(Tammy) First. If that we're MY daughter?  I'd be at that child's house in a heartbeat.
11/4/2013 1:50:07 PM(Tammy) And what kind of bullshit decision is that from her?
11/4/2013 1:50:44 PM(Jase) Ok I appreciate that. Because that was my reaction
11/4/2013 1:51:46 PM(Jase) I felt like I had to apologize so that I was in the loop for further information that affected my kids. But it felt political and a bit unclean. But whatever to keep my kids safe.
11/4/2013 1:52:01 PM(Tammy) I get it.  Gray area
11/4/2013 1:52:18 PM(Tammy) It's very hearsay but that bullying is BULLSHIT
11/4/2013 1:52:26 PM(Tammy) And scary
11/4/2013 1:52:44 PM(Jase) Yep
11/4/2013 1:53:31 PM(Jase) She argued that 12 year olds don't even know what rape is. With both of these boys having HS brothers, I think that's kind of naive.
11/4/2013 1:53:53 PM(Tammy) Totally.
11/4/2013 1:54:04 PM(Tammy) I'm upset with her
11/4/2013 1:54:25 PM(Jase) She said suvi didn't know what it was.  Possible.  She's an only and she's sort of innocent
11/4/2013 1:54:50 PM(Jase) i told alyssa and her reaction was that suvi should have gone over immediately and kicked that kid in the balls
11/4/2013 1:55:02 PM(Tammy) Don't care.  There should be a consequence
11/4/2013 1:55:33 PM(Jase) so zoe did end up going and talking to the mom yesterday.  and the boys apparently went to apologize
11/4/2013 1:55:58 PM(Jase) but i'm with you.  i have ZERO tolerance for joking about rape.  i don't care how old you are
11/4/2013 1:56:20 PM(Jase) and zoe is supposed to be a human development expert
11/4/2013 1:57:15 PM(Jase) i'm glad to have your corroboration because i was questioning myself a bit.  not a lot
11/4/2013 1:57:41 PM(Tammy) We have to be PARENTS.  even when it's uncomfortable
11/4/2013 1:58:41 PM(Jase) yep.  her argument is that there is a larger problem on the street.  and he shouldn't be targeted.  i agree there is a larger problem.  and we should address it.  but there would never be a question in my mind that this kid's parents needed to be contacted immediately
11/4/2013 1:58:51 PM(Jase) thank you
11/4/2013 1:59:54 PM(Jase) lemme ask it another way, thinking about my good friend jess' response.  do you think zoe has/had a right to her own judgment in this case?
11/4/2013 2:00:53 PM(Tammy) Yes.  I think she does.  I would caution you to think before treading into another parents decisions
11/4/2013 2:01:05 PM(Tammy) No matter how much we disagree
11/4/2013 2:01:22 PM(Tammy) But we were discussing what we would do
11/4/2013 2:01:33 PM(Jase) ok so do you think i was wrong to tell her that i was obliged to tell the neighbor if she didn't?
11/4/2013 2:01:41 PM(Tammy) Maybe
11/4/2013 2:02:27 PM(Tammy) I think as her friend you have to strongly advise her but doing it yourself is changing it into something about you
11/4/2013 2:02:49 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/4/2013 2:02:58 PM(Tammy) Surprising my team!
11/4/2013 2:03:02 PM(Jase) it seems that it is something about me, which is to say about any parent that this boy interacts with. no?
11/4/2013 2:03:15 PM(Jase) oh you are so awesome
11/4/2013 2:04:18 PM(Tammy) Yes of course.  But. The text was kind of third person hearsay.  That can go south quickly.
11/4/2013 2:04:40 PM(Tammy) I'd be more inclined to pull a neighborhood meeting together
11/4/2013 2:04:57 PM(Tammy) Not naming names
11/4/2013 2:07:41 PM(Jase) Yeah I actually recommended the neighborhood meeting, keeping names out.
11/4/2013 2:08:45 PM(Tammy) GMTA
11/4/2013 2:08:53 PM(Jase) ??
11/4/2013 2:10:41 PM(Jase) Ah! Indeed.
11/4/2013 2:10:49 PM(Jase) I really appreciate your feedback.
11/4/2013 2:24:57 PM(Tammy) ❤️
11/4/2013 5:58:45 PM(Jase) How did everyone like their chairs?
11/4/2013 6:25:58 PM(Tammy) Sooooo excited I felt guilty for not doing it sooner
11/4/2013 6:36:07 PM(Jase) I bet your peoples love you
11/4/2013 7:13:13 PM(Tammy) We'll.   sometimes more than others.  ;)
11/4/2013 8:33:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/4/2013 8:34:26 PM(Jase) Hey nice!
11/4/2013 8:34:39 PM(Jase) Edit-a-thon?
11/4/2013 8:34:55 PM(Tammy) Totes
11/4/2013 8:35:08 PM(Jase) Out for a nice walk. So freaking gorgeous
11/4/2013 8:35:14 PM(Jase) I love the fall
11/4/2013 8:35:39 PM(Jase) Good luck with edit-a-thon!
11/5/2013 9:49:45 PM(Jase) This week has been christened Walk Week. Was up and out by 6am. Walking around campus. So pretty. ������
11/5/2013 9:56:42 PM(Jase) And I hereby declare this evening to be Wine Evening. And I declare the next 20 minutes to be Read Catching Fire Until the Book Falls On My Face 20 Minutes
11/5/2013 10:24:40 PM(Tammy) Lol
11/5/2013 10:24:56 PM(Tammy) ����������������
11/5/2013 10:27:48 PM(Jase) Book beginning to fall. Too good though. How're you?
11/5/2013 10:34:31 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/6/2013 10:33:37 AM(Jase) Absolutely LOVE that one. One of my faves of yours
11/6/2013 10:33:57 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/6/2013 10:34:02 AM(Jase) On my walk this morning
11/6/2013 2:48:03 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/6/2013 2:54:45 PM(Jase) Fun! You happy with it?
11/6/2013 3:03:46 PM(Tammy) First draft.
11/6/2013 3:04:31 PM(Jase) Font for "happy" doesn't thrill me. You?
11/6/2013 3:07:57 PM(Tammy) Agree
11/6/2013 3:08:14 PM(Jase) GMTA
11/6/2013 6:03:09 PM(Jase) Kids all gone this evening. Enjoying the quiet. Jackson Browne on the speakers. His music brings me such a sense of peace. Chili on the stove. Enjoying the inward pull of winter.
11/6/2013 7:58:00 PM(Jase) Laurie Anderson's story about Lou Reed in rolling stone. Inspiring. And the new Audi Spock commercial!
11/6/2013 8:00:50 PM(Tammy) There's a new one?  A second one?
11/6/2013 8:01:07 PM(Jase) Yeah. Not the obit
11/6/2013 8:06:52 PM(Tammy) Spock vs Spock?  That's been around a while
11/6/2013 8:09:27 PM(Jase) Well. In Swales-land, "a while" translates to about 45 seconds. ������
11/6/2013 8:09:50 PM(Tammy) Lol.  It came out this summer!
11/6/2013 8:10:23 PM(Jase) Oh and you've heard that JFK got shot too, yes?
11/6/2013 8:11:22 PM(Tammy) haha.  U need a sarcasm font
11/6/2013 8:15:20 PM(Jase) I hereby declare �� as the sarcasm emoticon
11/6/2013 8:16:36 PM(Tammy) Oh really?  Well I want to pick my OWN sarcasm emoji.  Hold please!
11/6/2013 8:17:51 PM(Jase) ������
11/6/2013 8:19:13 PM(Tammy) ��
11/6/2013 8:20:07 PM(Tammy) That kind of feels like it could be a sarcastic symbol.  It makes me yen for it. ��
11/6/2013 8:20:28 PM(Tammy) HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
11/6/2013 8:20:45 PM(Tammy) ������
11/6/2013 8:20:59 PM(Jase) GMDNTA
11/6/2013 8:21:55 PM(Jase) I guess it holds some currency
11/6/2013 8:21:18 PM(Tammy) Laughing
11/6/2013 8:21:28 PM(Tammy) That is HILARIOUS
11/6/2013 8:23:56 PM(Jase) At least I appreciate this exchange.
11/6/2013 8:23:26 PM(Tammy) You can bank on that
11/6/2013 8:23:49 PM(Tammy) Grossest phrase ever:
11/6/2013 8:24:06 PM(Tammy) Put your money where your mouth is
11/6/2013 8:24:17 PM(Jase) Haha!!
11/6/2013 8:24:42 PM(Tammy) ��
11/6/2013 8:25:25 PM(Jase) �� This whole thing is so fun ��
11/6/2013 8:26:07 PM(Tammy) Wow.  You make me feel sooooo good ��
11/6/2013 8:29:48 PM(Jase) �� I am AWESOME at Photoshop ��
11/6/2013 8:30:11 PM(Tammy) You are AWESOME at sarcasm ��
11/6/2013 8:30:24 PM(Tammy) Captain Obvious!  Lol
11/6/2013 8:59:13 PM(Tammy) Haha?  Or too much ��
11/6/2013 9:03:47 PM(Jase) Haha. Forever.
11/6/2013 9:04:01 PM(Jase) How's the edit-a-thon
11/6/2013 9:04:51 PM(Tammy) Just gearing up.  Needed to sit on the couch for awhile!
11/6/2013 9:05:24 PM(Jase) Oh yeah. I get that. My couch time is imminent
11/6/2013 9:05:43 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmmm.  Yummy couch time
11/6/2013 9:05:55 PM(Tammy) So where are the kids?
11/6/2013 9:09:29 PM(Jase) Ian and Emma just got tucked in. Ian was at fencing earlier and Emma was at the neighbor's playing then dinner. Alyssa is at robotics and was at swimming earlier. Didn't see her all day :-(
11/6/2013 9:14:01 PM(Jase) Now to decide. Breaking bad... Catching Fire...
11/6/2013 9:14:29 PM(Jase) You know, I'm rather appreciating how boring and normal my life is lately
11/6/2013 9:15:38 PM(Tammy) There are days when that seems so magical to me.  I want half of my life and half of yours.
11/6/2013 9:15:51 PM(Tammy) Only the best parts. Obviously.
11/6/2013 9:15:53 PM(Jase) Perfectly put
11/6/2013 9:15:57 PM(Jase) Of course!
11/6/2013 9:15:59 PM(Tammy) None of the crap
11/6/2013 9:16:12 PM(Tammy) ��
11/6/2013 9:19:38 PM(Jase) Thankfully, even my crap isn't very crappy
11/6/2013 9:20:05 PM(Jase) In fact it may get considerably less crappy. My place in the country has someone who is interested
11/6/2013 9:21:15 PM(Tammy) Omg.  Yaaaayyyyyy!!!!
11/6/2013 9:21:46 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/6/2013 9:22:08 PM(Jase) Yeah. That'd save me from throwing $1300 in the trash every month. And I'd be completely free of MK
11/6/2013 9:22:30 PM(Jase) Wow. That is cool and bizarre
11/6/2013 9:23:04 PM(Tammy) Haha.
11/6/2013 9:24:45 PM(Jase) What's the story with it?
11/6/2013 9:27:52 PM(Tammy) I liked the hedge
11/6/2013 9:28:01 PM(Tammy) Talked them under it.
11/6/2013 9:28:08 PM(Tammy) Very Swalesian.
11/6/2013 9:28:23 PM(Tammy) Parents HATE these kind of pics. Lol
11/6/2013 9:28:45 PM(Jase) I LOVE it
11/6/2013 9:28:57 PM(Jase) "Yeah I talked the couple under the hedge"
11/6/2013 9:29:26 PM(Jase) Bit of a nod to Magritte?
11/6/2013 9:29:29 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/6/2013 9:29:44 PM(Tammy) I also do these.  That please the masses.
11/6/2013 9:30:13 PM(Tammy) Because even though they hire me for the art stuff they really want traditional.
11/6/2013 9:30:15 PM(Jase) Obligatory. Ya just do them well
11/6/2013 9:30:18 PM(Tammy) True.
11/7/2013 10:54:59 PM(Jase) Ran into MK on my walk this morning. Almost literally. She was pulling out of her driveway as I was walking along the sidewalk. Apparently we have someone interested in the house in the country. That would be such a relief
11/7/2013 10:55:32 PM(Tammy) I'm thinking good thoughts for you!
11/7/2013 10:56:10 PM(Jase) Thank you. It was strangely nice to see her. But I'll be glad to have the last tie severed
11/7/2013 10:59:38 PM(Tammy) I bet.  Closure.
11/8/2013 5:19:59 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/8/2013 5:20:42 PM(Jase) Oh now that is quite nice. U happy with it?
11/8/2013 5:21:12 PM(Tammy) Second draft.  It's much more sophisticated.
11/8/2013 5:21:29 PM(Jase) Yep. I do like your style, mi Amiga
11/8/2013 5:29:36 PM(Tammy) Thanks!
11/8/2013 5:42:54 PM(Jase) Are you caught up on your editing?
11/8/2013 8:22:54 PM(Jase) Fuck. MK was at game night at Ian's school. My initial reaction after the surprise of seeing her is how much I still miss her. Totally inexplicable.
11/8/2013 8:50:46 PM(Jase) You know what it is? Tiredness.  When I'm tired I just crave everything. Time for another sleep week
11/8/2013 8:56:02 PM(Tammy) It's not tiredness.  You loved her.  It's ok.  It took me five year to end a relationship once upon a time.   Forgive yourself.  When things end all the bad fades.
11/8/2013 8:57:19 PM(Jase) Heh thanks. That helps. Five years - was that tom? Am I remembering? And you lived on your boat or something?
11/8/2013 8:57:36 PM(Tammy) Haha no.  Not Tom.
11/8/2013 8:58:04 PM(Tammy) But yes we had a boat.  Good memory!
11/8/2013 8:58:32 PM(Jase) What was his name then?
11/8/2013 8:58:41 PM(Tammy) Danny.
11/8/2013 8:59:16 PM(Tammy) I was so in love with him.  He broke my heart and it took me along time to get over it
11/8/2013 8:59:27 PM(Tammy) So much time wasted
11/8/2013 8:59:47 PM(Jase) Here here on that one. Do you ever feel like time is running out?
11/8/2013 9:01:10 PM(Tammy) No.  I think time is relative.  I try really hard not to look back or dwell.
11/8/2013 9:01:25 PM(Jase) Wise woman.
11/8/2013 9:01:29 PM(Tammy) There's still so many things I want to play with!
11/8/2013 9:01:42 PM(Jase) I think she may have been wearing our wedding wedding ring on her right hand
11/8/2013 9:01:57 PM(Tammy) Yikes.  Weird.
11/8/2013 9:02:08 PM(Jase) Probably not.
11/8/2013 9:02:48 PM(Jase) Shooting tonight?
11/8/2013 9:04:08 PM(Tammy) No. I don't have to shoot until Monday
11/8/2013 9:04:58 PM(Jase) Yay! Getting a break or other catching up or?
11/8/2013 9:05:23 PM(Tammy) Catching up and napping
11/8/2013 9:15:23 PM(Jase) Yay!!
11/8/2013 9:15:39 PM(Jase) I'm curling up with a good book here shortly!
11/10/2013 12:01:18 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/10/2013 12:01:57 AM(Jase) A gift from my photographer friends. The little flower in the corner is the actual subject.
11/10/2013 12:02:39 AM(Jase) Macro lens with extender ring and a hand cut piece of cardboard for the aperture. And focus stacking in photoshop
11/10/2013 12:02:56 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/10/2013 12:03:07 AM(Jase) And another piece I bought from their gallery
11/10/2013 12:04:09 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/10/2013 12:04:43 AM(Jase) And the iphone wallpaper I made from tapestries in a basket at their gallery. The whole night was a visual feast
11/10/2013 9:07:33 AM(Tammy) Pretty!!
11/10/2013 12:53:03 PM(Jase) Going to see gravity today. Stay tuned...
11/10/2013 1:02:45 PM(Tammy) Oh man!
11/10/2013 6:09:48 PM(Jase) Exceptional movie. Stressful, yes, but well worth seeing. Sandra Bullock really shone
11/10/2013 6:10:18 PM(Tammy) That's good to hear!
11/10/2013 6:44:53 PM(Jase) It was primarily suspenseful. Do you like suspenseful?
11/10/2013 6:45:25 PM(Tammy) I HATE suspenseful.  I'm miss read the end of the book first!
11/10/2013 6:45:53 PM(Jase) Oh yeah I knew that! You might not like this then...
11/11/2013 7:07:58 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 7:08:16 PM(Tammy) Almost time to sign a new lease!
11/11/2013 7:24:32 PM(Jase) Wow! Good news. Like today?
11/11/2013 7:24:56 PM(Tammy) No.  One more revision.  But close!  I'm nervous.
11/11/2013 7:25:06 PM(Jase) Oh yeah? Tell me.
11/11/2013 7:25:55 PM(Tammy) You know I have commitment issues!  Lol
11/11/2013 7:26:14 PM(Jase) Haha. Literally LOL
11/11/2013 7:26:32 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 7:26:37 PM(Jase) Don't worry. Your new building will love you forever and it will see you just the way you are.
11/11/2013 7:26:46 PM(Jase) It promises, baby
11/11/2013 7:26:57 PM(Tammy) I wish.
11/11/2013 7:27:25 PM(Tammy) This is a ten thousand dollar month.
11/11/2013 7:27:28 PM(Tammy) Ugh
11/11/2013 7:27:47 PM(Jase) Oh my. Incl salaries?
11/11/2013 7:27:54 PM(Tammy) Nope.
11/11/2013 7:28:21 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 7:28:48 PM(Jase) Eep. What's a usual month?
11/11/2013 7:29:04 PM(Tammy) Income or expense?
11/11/2013 7:29:14 PM(Jase) Exp
11/11/2013 7:29:14 PM(Tammy) Personal or business?
11/11/2013 7:29:34 PM(Jase) Haha. Whatever the 10 grand refers to
11/11/2013 7:29:41 PM(Tammy) Mmmmm
11/11/2013 7:30:03 PM(Tammy) We'll.  I have to do a two month security deposit.
11/11/2013 7:30:13 PM(Tammy) With the lease signing
11/11/2013 7:30:35 PM(Tammy) Plus my other rent and my apartment.
11/11/2013 7:30:44 PM(Jase) Eep. How long will they keep it? A year?
11/11/2013 7:30:47 PM(Tammy) That's 76%
11/11/2013 7:30:58 PM(Tammy) Oh no.  Term of the lease.
11/11/2013 7:31:08 PM(Jase) Geez
11/11/2013 7:31:17 PM(Jase) 76% of what?
11/11/2013 7:31:28 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Plus atty expenses to review lease
11/11/2013 7:31:43 PM(Tammy) The 10 grand. Lol
11/11/2013 7:31:57 PM(Tammy) Plus new insurance
11/11/2013 7:32:09 PM(Jase) Geez
11/11/2013 7:32:24 PM(Jase) That's some big cabbage
11/11/2013 7:32:25 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  But then it evens out.
11/11/2013 7:32:47 PM(Jase) Good. Did you come up with a new promo for your camera yet?
11/11/2013 7:33:34 PM(Tammy) Haha no.  I kind of forgot.
11/11/2013 7:33:40 PM(Tammy) Distracted.
11/11/2013 7:38:05 PM(Jase) K. I'm your human reminder
11/11/2013 7:38:37 PM(Tammy) Do promo
11/11/2013 7:38:54 PM(Jase) �� God damn it!
11/11/2013 7:41:06 PM(Tammy) LAUGHING
11/11/2013 7:41:16 PM(Tammy) You are the best JD
11/11/2013 7:41:58 PM(Tammy) I'm addicted to the Hallmark Channel
11/11/2013 7:42:13 PM(Tammy) Full disclosure
11/11/2013 7:46:53 PM(Tammy) Hallmark Channel is nerdy
11/11/2013 7:47:16 PM(Jase) �� Turn that Shit Off
11/11/2013 7:47:34 PM(Tammy) I know.  I own it.  Right now I'm watching Steve Guttenberg being Santa Clause
11/11/2013 7:47:42 PM(Tammy) Suck it!
11/11/2013 7:47:50 PM(Tammy) I love sappy.
11/11/2013 7:47:54 PM(Tammy) Stress free
11/11/2013 7:48:21 PM(Jase) �� Your better judgment is calling. Answer? ✅⛔️
11/11/2013 7:48:34 PM(Tammy) Delete
11/11/2013 7:48:38 PM(Tammy) Lmao
11/11/2013 7:49:00 PM(Jase) Hard to argue with Hallmark. Known quantity
11/11/2013 7:49:41 PM(Tammy) Ewwwwwww
11/11/2013 7:49:51 PM(Tammy) Steve Gutenberg kissing!
11/11/2013 7:50:46 PM(Jase) Don't know him. Has he done any TED talks?  Or PBS documentaries?
11/11/2013 7:51:05 PM(Jase) ��
11/11/2013 7:51:47 PM(Tammy) Awwww he just dropped the fact that he's Santa
11/11/2013 7:51:52 PM(Tammy) Not so good
11/11/2013 7:53:26 PM(Tammy) He did not age well
11/11/2013 7:54:17 PM(Jase) It just started snowing!!
11/11/2013 7:54:26 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 7:54:33 PM(Tammy) See?  Hallmark moment!!!
11/11/2013 7:54:56 PM(Jase) I know. So romantic
11/11/2013 7:55:22 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 7:55:43 PM(Tammy) ❄️
11/11/2013 7:56:25 PM(Jase) ��❄️
11/11/2013 7:56:46 PM(Tammy) Haha love!!
11/11/2013 7:57:28 PM(Jase) Also. Two face new songs. At the same time. Haven't had any faves in quite a bit
11/11/2013 7:57:35 PM(Jase) Fave
11/11/2013 7:57:46 PM(Jase) You're not on spotify right?
11/11/2013 7:58:00 PM(Tammy) Not actively
11/11/2013 7:58:07 PM(Jase) K. Hold.
11/11/2013 8:00:11 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 8:01:49 PM(Jase) Ooh nice pic. Love it
11/11/2013 8:01:52 PM(Jase) http://youtu.be/xEdpjAOggu0
11/11/2013 8:02:45 PM(Jase) http://youtu.be/CeUGeNTTD9k
11/11/2013 8:05:51 PM(Tammy) Can't wait to listen!
11/11/2013 8:06:17 PM(Jase) Curious what you think
11/11/2013 8:14:23 PM(Jase) Alyssa just saw your image on Instagram and showed it to me. She reLlt liked it
11/11/2013 8:17:40 PM(Tammy) I can totally hear you and Alyssa singing the first song.  Totally in line with what I've heard you guys sing!  And I am immediately putting the second into my dance around the room rotation
11/11/2013 8:19:28 PM(Jase) Yes!!!
11/11/2013 8:19:35 PM(Jase) It's so festive
11/11/2013 8:19:51 PM(Jase) It's from a movie about some famous dancer my neighbor told me about
11/11/2013 8:20:19 PM(Tammy) I LOVE how eclectic your music taste is!
11/11/2013 8:20:37 PM(Jase) ��
11/11/2013 8:21:16 PM(Tammy) ����������
11/11/2013 8:21:22 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 8:21:24 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 8:21:39 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 8:22:45 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 8:23:01 PM(Jase) Ha. What a look!
11/11/2013 8:23:06 PM(Tammy)  stop moving around Swales!
11/11/2013 8:23:11 PM(Tammy) Lol
11/11/2013 8:24:37 PM(Jase) Haha
11/11/2013 8:28:28 PM(Tammy) I've become that girl.
11/11/2013 8:28:52 PM(Jase) ?
11/11/2013 8:29:21 PM(Tammy) Boring dog lady who lives alone
11/11/2013 8:29:42 PM(Tammy) ����
11/11/2013 8:29:55 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 8:30:22 PM(Jase) Ha. ✔️ Dog lady ✔️ Lives Alone ❌ Boring
11/11/2013 8:30:30 PM(Jase) Bzzt. Play again?
11/11/2013 8:30:41 PM(Tammy) Yes!  That was fun!
11/11/2013 8:33:23 PM(Tammy) Ok.  Self Absorbed Photographer who needs a crown and a date.     ���� ➕♥️��♋️
11/11/2013 8:33:28 PM(Tammy) HAHAHA
11/11/2013 8:33:43 PM(Tammy) That one was FUNNY
11/11/2013 8:34:05 PM(Jase) ������ Ding ding ding! YOU WIN!
11/11/2013 8:34:15 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 8:34:38 PM(Tammy) Feel free to refute the self absorbed part
11/11/2013 8:34:57 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 8:35:05 PM(Jase) Oh I wouldn't dare
11/11/2013 8:35:10 PM(Jase) ��
11/11/2013 8:35:22 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 8:38:52 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 8:39:27 PM(Jase) Nice. Nice nice
11/11/2013 8:39:59 PM(Tammy) I.  May have been driving.
11/11/2013 8:40:08 PM(Tammy) Do not try this at home
11/11/2013 8:40:25 PM(Tammy) I have to go edit cheerleaders now.
11/11/2013 8:40:36 PM(Tammy) The worst.
11/11/2013 8:43:09 PM(Jase) Gimme an E! Gimme a D! Gimme an I! Gimme a T! What's that spell?
11/11/2013 8:50:17 PM(Jase) Btw you made my night. Thx for looking me up. Was in a funk. Kids cheered me up. You cheered me up. Just saw Michael at the grocery. He cheered me up
11/11/2013 8:50:26 PM(Jase) I'm blessed
11/11/2013 8:50:47 PM(Tammy) How's this?  I JUST GOT A ZEBRA FOR A PHOTOSHOOT
11/11/2013 8:51:14 PM(Jase) Like you are shooting a zebra?
11/11/2013 8:51:21 PM(Tammy) How can there not be a zebra emoji
11/11/2013 8:51:50 PM(Tammy) I'm not just shooting it.  It's going to be in our team photo for Happy Beast
11/11/2013 8:52:10 PM(Tammy) My friend sarah is coming from Cali to shoot for me
11/11/2013 8:52:23 PM(Tammy) A ZEBRA
11/11/2013 8:52:30 PM(Tammy) Aaahhhhhhhhhhjhhh
11/11/2013 8:53:10 PM(Tammy) Zeeeebbbrrraaaaaaaaaa
11/11/2013 8:53:15 PM(Jase) Woot!!! Can't wait to see
11/11/2013 8:53:18 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
11/11/2013 8:53:21 PM(Tammy) I'm a nerd
11/11/2013 8:53:33 PM(Tammy) It's a baby so it's tiny
11/11/2013 8:54:10 PM(Jase) A baby zebra. That's gonna kill
11/11/2013 8:55:23 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
11/11/2013 8:56:25 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 8:56:34 PM(Tammy) Sarah freaking out.  Lol
11/11/2013 8:56:48 PM(Jase) Why?  Who is Sarah?
11/11/2013 8:57:23 PM(Tammy) My photog friend from Cali
11/11/2013 8:57:35 PM(Tammy) Only seen snow once
11/11/2013 8:59:49 PM(Tammy) ��➕��
11/11/2013 9:00:04 PM(Jase) WIN
11/11/2013 9:02:24 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 9:05:57 PM(Tammy) Haha I just went outside in my bare feet and it's snowing!
11/11/2013 9:10:40 PM(Jase) Oh you have snow too!!  First for the year?
11/11/2013 9:11:29 PM(Tammy) Yah.
11/11/2013 9:11:42 PM(Jase) Yay!!
11/11/2013 9:11:42 PM(Tammy) Why are you funkified.
11/11/2013 9:11:58 PM(Jase) Driving. 5
11/11/2013 9:12:03 PM(Tammy) K
11/11/2013 9:12:24 PM(Tammy) ����❄️
11/11/2013 9:12:28 PM(Tammy) ⛄️
11/11/2013 9:12:40 PM(Tammy) ✳️
11/11/2013 9:12:57 PM(Tammy) ��
11/11/2013 9:22:59 PM(Tammy) ����
11/11/2013 9:23:08 PM(Tammy) Waiting....
11/11/2013 9:24:48 PM(Jase) Heh.  Just sat down on the couch with my 1Keyboard.  But forgot my glass of wine.  But will get it when I tuck in my babies
11/11/2013 9:25:27 PM(Tammy) My baby is out saving lives. ;) ��
11/11/2013 9:25:46 PM(Jase) My funk. Had a VERY vivid dream last night about Anna.  She was back.  And it was so good to see her.  I missed her so much.  Haven't dreamt about her in years.
11/11/2013 9:26:22 PM(Tammy) Wow!!  She missed you!
11/11/2013 9:26:31 PM(Tammy) Was it a good dream?
11/11/2013 9:27:31 PM(Jase) It was a really nice dream. She was so proud of us.  And she wanted to, like, jump right into our lives.  The funk came from waking up and she was still gone.
11/11/2013 9:28:37 PM(Tammy) I don't think anyone you love really ever goes away don't you think?
11/11/2013 9:29:03 PM(Jase) Glad to hear Matt is representing.  Hope he's safe.
11/11/2013 9:29:05 PM(Tammy) Also you said something very close to that the last time you saw Chris.
11/11/2013 9:29:15 PM(Tammy) Maybe it triggered.
11/11/2013 9:29:16 PM(Jase) Yeah I think you are right. On both counts
11/11/2013 9:30:01 PM(Tammy) And I really believe that people who love us will reconnect when they can.
11/11/2013 9:30:12 PM(Tammy) So deep Swales
11/11/2013 9:30:35 PM(Jase) Hmm. What do you mean?
11/11/2013 9:31:01 PM(Tammy) I don't think spirit goes away entirely
11/11/2013 9:31:18 PM(Jase) Yeah
11/11/2013 9:32:11 PM(Tammy) And then sometimes I think when you die it's just over.
11/11/2013 9:32:47 PM(Tammy) But I like thinking that somehow my grandparents still care that I'm ok.
11/11/2013 9:33:46 PM(Jase) Yeah I believe our spirits are a facet of something immutable
11/11/2013 9:38:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 9:38:45 PM(Tammy) Rooster Spirit
11/11/2013 9:39:34 PM(Jase) That dude has a really really big cock
11/11/2013 9:40:05 PM(Tammy) I love him. ;) ��
11/11/2013 9:40:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 9:40:53 PM(Jase) Snow globes!!
11/11/2013 9:41:05 PM(Tammy) Hhaaaaaaahaaaaa
11/11/2013 9:41:15 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 9:41:16 PM(Jase) So hallmark
11/11/2013 9:41:44 PM(Tammy) BUUURRRNNNNNNN ������������
11/11/2013 9:42:41 PM(Jase) That's a very very nice sweater
11/11/2013 9:50:37 PM(Jase) One more song. An old fave.
11/11/2013 9:50:40 PM(Jase) http://youtu.be/EbkMPHW67xM
11/11/2013 9:52:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 9:52:39 PM(Jase) Oooh me like lots
11/11/2013 9:52:54 PM(Jase) Just for fun?
11/11/2013 9:54:40 PM(Tammy) Yah.
11/11/2013 9:55:01 PM(Tammy) Dood.  Song is intense!!!
11/11/2013 9:55:46 PM(Jase) Yeah. Quirky
11/11/2013 9:56:22 PM(Jase) Nice that you like to make images just for fun. That work hasn't taken the fun out of ohotography
11/11/2013 9:57:11 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I love visual.
11/11/2013 10:00:41 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 10:00:43 PM(Tammy) Lol
11/11/2013 10:05:50 PM(Jase) Go team Swales!  Go!
11/11/2013 10:07:41 PM(Tammy) Lol
11/11/2013 10:08:14 PM(Jase) Not one of them actually looks happy. How was the shoot? As bad as you expected?
11/11/2013 10:08:40 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/11/2013 10:08:55 PM(Tammy) This kid will not leave me alone.  OMG.
11/11/2013 10:10:58 PM(Jase) Hmm. Dude needs to take more of a stand, IMO. Sell it
11/11/2013 10:12:47 PM(Tammy) Haha this is the third email
11/11/2013 10:22:09 PM(Jase) So what are you going to do?
11/11/2013 10:24:46 PM(Tammy) Answer him nicely. ;)
11/11/2013 10:24:56 PM(Jase) Indeed
11/12/2013 5:34:34 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/12/2013 5:34:47 PM(Jase) Cauliflower and purple potato curry tonight. Aloo gobi.
11/12/2013 5:46:33 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/12/2013 5:46:40 PM(Jase) Mise en place
11/12/2013 8:50:31 PM(Tammy) Yum!  I'm just home.  How was it
11/12/2013 8:59:20 PM(Jase) Came out pretty yummy. Amazing what a few spices can do to some otherwise boring vegetables.
11/12/2013 8:59:26 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/12/2013 8:59:49 PM(Jase) How'd the cheerleaders come out?
11/12/2013 8:59:52 PM(Tammy) Yay!!! Chef Dufair!
11/12/2013 9:00:08 PM(Tammy) Oh god.  That's hours more of work.
11/12/2013 9:00:30 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/12/2013 9:00:52 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/12/2013 9:01:07 PM(Jase) Gimme a Z! Gimme another z! Gimme another z!  What's that spell? ��
11/12/2013 9:01:11 PM(Tammy) One of my dumber say yes to's
11/12/2013 9:01:29 PM(Jase) I hope it pays :-)
11/12/2013 9:01:44 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  No.  I donated
11/12/2013 9:01:51 PM(Tammy) I know I know
11/12/2013 9:01:55 PM(Tammy) I know
11/12/2013 9:01:58 PM(Tammy) I know
11/12/2013 9:02:02 PM(Tammy) I know
11/12/2013 9:02:04 PM(Tammy) Lol
11/12/2013 9:02:10 PM(Jase) Donated?!?
11/12/2013 9:02:17 PM(Tammy) Yeah.
11/12/2013 9:02:20 PM(Tammy) Sigh
11/12/2013 9:02:44 PM(Tammy) I wanted to try a sports illustrated esque calendar
11/12/2013 9:02:51 PM(Tammy) Underestimated
11/12/2013 9:03:01 PM(Tammy) How much time and energy
11/12/2013 9:03:07 PM(Tammy) Typical
11/12/2013 9:03:10 PM(Jase) Ugh
11/12/2013 9:03:19 PM(Jase) I hear that bigtime
11/12/2013 9:03:40 PM(Tammy) I'm always so optimistic!
11/12/2013 9:04:00 PM(Tammy) Then waaah waaaaaah.
11/12/2013 9:04:13 PM(Tammy) But pics are cool
11/12/2013 9:04:20 PM(Jase) Me too. For better or worse
11/12/2013 9:04:29 PM(Jase) They look great
11/12/2013 9:04:51 PM(Tammy) Cheerleader editing = the WORST
11/12/2013 9:05:12 PM(Tammy) So self critical and body dismorphic.
11/12/2013 9:05:21 PM(Jase) No shit
11/12/2013 9:05:48 PM(Tammy) Yup.  Their leaders are the WORST.
11/12/2013 9:06:00 PM(Tammy) This ones fat.  Can you hide her?
11/12/2013 9:06:04 PM(Jase) How so
11/12/2013 9:06:09 PM(Jase) OmF G
11/12/2013 9:06:20 PM(Tammy) I'm like bitch who are you talking to?!
11/12/2013 9:06:55 PM(Tammy) I'm a curvy girl and EFF OFF
11/12/2013 9:07:02 PM(Jase) They must have some serious body dysmorphia
11/12/2013 9:07:17 PM(Jase) MK had that super strong
11/12/2013 9:07:28 PM(Tammy) It's so sad
11/12/2013 9:07:39 PM(Jase) Very. Very.
11/12/2013 9:07:52 PM(Tammy) I don't give a SHIT.
11/12/2013 9:08:11 PM(Tammy) I'm adorable and a rock star in bed so WHATEVER
11/12/2013 9:08:16 PM(Tammy) Laughing
11/12/2013 9:08:33 PM(Jase) That's what I'm talking about!
11/12/2013 9:08:52 PM(Jase) They all must not have gotten the memo
11/12/2013 9:09:19 PM(Jase) That our minds are what makes us hot
11/12/2013 9:09:31 PM(Tammy) Totally.
11/12/2013 9:09:42 PM(Jase) Hah. Not to mention our grammar :-)
11/12/2013 9:09:57 PM(Tammy) I never date skinny guys.  Ew.
11/12/2013 9:10:08 PM(Jase) Ha
11/12/2013 9:11:16 PM(Jase) So was the calendar like a money making idea?
11/12/2013 9:54:34 PM(Jase) Or to whom did the donation go anyway? Like just for promo kind of thing?
11/12/2013 9:54:52 PM(Tammy) For the team.
11/12/2013 9:54:59 PM(Jase) ?
11/12/2013 9:55:11 PM(Jase) Team Swales?
11/12/2013 9:55:29 PM(Tammy) But really their photos were SO AWFUL that I just wanted to take better ones
11/12/2013 9:55:39 PM(Tammy) No the team they cheer for
11/12/2013 9:55:48 PM(Jase) Oh. Who?
11/12/2013 10:06:34 PM(Tammy) What is "honest" food
11/12/2013 10:06:48 PM(Tammy) As in simple honest food
11/13/2013 5:38:54 AM(Jase) I think it means food that doesn't have a criminal record. You just have to run a background check on it.
11/13/2013 5:40:38 AM(Jase) ��������
11/13/2013 11:22:53 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
11/13/2013 8:13:10 PM(Jase) Ok I was sure dinner was going to be a disaster. I had no plan and worked late. Alas, I surprised myself. Quinoa edamame squash burritos. Nice combo. Salsa, yogurt and lots of black pepper and all of a sudden I'm rocking the kitchen
11/13/2013 8:13:20 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/13/2013 8:13:29 PM(Jase) Honest food
11/13/2013 8:13:33 PM(Tammy) Sexy!!!
11/13/2013 8:13:59 PM(Jase) How's things?
11/13/2013 8:14:03 PM(Tammy) I had turnip cakes.  Ordered take out!
11/13/2013 8:14:12 PM(Jase) Oh wow. What are those?
11/13/2013 8:14:31 PM(Tammy) So so good.  Dim sum.
11/13/2013 8:14:46 PM(Jase) Wow. I'd love to try that
11/13/2013 8:15:05 PM(Jase) Our little college town has no dim sum :-(. We need sum
11/13/2013 8:17:28 PM(Jase) Working?
11/13/2013 8:20:15 PM(Tammy) Haha.  Not right now. Being lazy.
11/13/2013 8:22:36 PM(Jase) Yay. I'm headed to lazy town soon. Finishing dishes and teaching Ian to code. Which means not much dishes
11/13/2013 8:59:57 PM(Tammy) Fantastic choice.  Great dad.  ��
11/13/2013 9:04:44 PM(Jase) And way, way more fun than dishes
11/13/2013 9:05:00 PM(Tammy) Obviously!
11/14/2013 9:13:48 PM(Tammy) Ever have so much to do and so many ideas that you panic?
11/14/2013 9:14:01 PM(Tammy) Current situation. ;)
11/14/2013 9:15:15 PM(Jase) Never. Never ever. Oh, except today. And yesterday too now that I think about it. And... wait!
11/14/2013 9:15:41 PM(Tammy) Yessssss
11/14/2013 9:15:51 PM(Tammy) Having panic attacks
11/14/2013 9:15:56 PM(Jase) I love my stream of ideas. Not so much the whole "being finite" bit
11/14/2013 9:16:05 PM(Tammy) Forging ahead anyway
11/14/2013 9:16:06 PM(Jase) You ok? Srsly.
11/14/2013 9:16:14 PM(Tammy) Go big or quit
11/14/2013 9:16:35 PM(Jase) I'd be glad to lend an ear
11/14/2013 9:19:35 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhhhhh.
11/14/2013 9:20:01 PM(Tammy) My head is stuffed and I need to calm down and organize
11/14/2013 9:20:15 PM(Jase) Good. Breathe.
11/14/2013 9:20:17 PM(Tammy) HUGE shoot for the mag this weekend.
11/14/2013 9:20:28 PM(Jase) Cool. Animals?
11/14/2013 9:20:38 PM(Tammy) Um no.  Wedding.
11/14/2013 9:20:44 PM(Jase) Ah cool
11/14/2013 9:20:54 PM(Tammy) Because you know I'm doing two at once
11/14/2013 9:21:01 PM(Tammy) Why only do one?
11/14/2013 9:21:20 PM(Jase) Yeah. That's for mortals and demigods.
11/14/2013 9:21:22 PM(Tammy) Think I'm bringing a new person on board
11/14/2013 9:21:30 PM(Tammy) Retouched
11/14/2013 9:21:37 PM(Tammy) Retoucher
11/14/2013 9:21:43 PM(Jase) Oh cool. Where did you find him/her?
11/14/2013 9:21:45 PM(Tammy) And photographer
11/14/2013 9:21:52 PM(Tammy) Referral.
11/14/2013 9:22:13 PM(Tammy) Big ideas for rebranding
11/14/2013 9:22:19 PM(Jase) Oh?
11/14/2013 9:22:42 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I'm ready to take this up a notch.
11/14/2013 9:23:07 PM(Jase) talk about ideas!
11/14/2013 9:23:13 PM(Jase) Tell me!
11/14/2013 9:23:13 PM(Tammy) This is what happens when I'm not shooting four times a day!
11/14/2013 9:24:28 PM(Tammy) Reinventing the blog as a resource.  I want to be seen as a visual expert.
11/14/2013 9:24:35 PM(Tammy) Which I am. ;)
11/14/2013 9:24:44 PM(Jase) Good!
11/14/2013 9:25:27 PM(Tammy) So I want blog to be a sexy go to for how to use visual to boost your business wedding personality.
11/14/2013 9:25:43 PM(Tammy) Like a style guide.   Kind of.
11/14/2013 9:25:57 PM(Tammy) Those are three things
11/14/2013 9:26:01 PM(Tammy) Business
11/14/2013 9:26:04 PM(Tammy) Wedding
11/14/2013 9:26:09 PM(Tammy) Personality
11/14/2013 9:26:22 PM(Jase) Who is the audience? Your potential custs?
11/14/2013 9:26:38 PM(Tammy) Visual consultant
11/14/2013 9:26:45 PM(Tammy) We think it up
11/14/2013 9:26:48 PM(Jase) Ah good
11/14/2013 9:26:54 PM(Tammy) And execute the vision
11/14/2013 9:27:15 PM(Tammy) Women particularly.   Entrepreneurs.
11/14/2013 9:27:35 PM(Tammy) Women have trouble being themselves.
11/14/2013 9:27:39 PM(Jase) Good!
11/14/2013 9:27:59 PM(Jase) Yeah that is so true. Women are raised to put themselves last
11/14/2013 9:28:02 PM(Tammy) Creating their voice.  And visual is the first step.
11/14/2013 9:28:08 PM(Jase) Yay!
11/14/2013 9:30:26 PM(Jase) So how you going to shoot two weddings at the same time?
11/14/2013 9:30:55 PM(Tammy) What do you mean?
11/14/2013 9:32:26 PM(Jase) I thought two at once meant two weddings at once
11/14/2013 9:32:39 PM(Tammy) Two magazines.  Lol
11/14/2013 9:32:46 PM(Jase) Oh hah!
11/14/2013 9:32:51 PM(Jase) What's the other mag?
11/14/2013 9:32:57 PM(Jase) The next happy?
11/14/2013 9:32:59 PM(Tammy) Happy Beast
11/14/2013 9:33:05 PM(Tammy) Happy Couple
11/14/2013 9:33:14 PM(Jase) OMG. You are driven
11/14/2013 9:33:20 PM(Tammy) Trying to launch January
11/14/2013 9:33:25 PM(Jase) Which is hot
11/14/2013 9:33:42 PM(Tammy) And KILLER idea for jewelry store relationship
11/14/2013 9:34:04 PM(Jase) Yeah I think you might have mentioned that
11/14/2013 9:34:11 PM(Jase) So what's the new brand?
11/14/2013 9:34:23 PM(Jase) Like does it have a name/logo/etc?
11/14/2013 9:34:35 PM(Tammy) No I didn't because we just thought of it today.  Lol
11/14/2013 9:34:53 PM(Tammy) Not a new brand.  A side brand.
11/14/2013 9:34:55 PM(Jase) Hurry!
11/14/2013 9:35:08 PM(Tammy) Swales Studio is the umbrella.
11/14/2013 9:35:15 PM(Jase) Swales+
11/14/2013 9:35:21 PM(Tammy) Love.
11/14/2013 9:35:50 PM(Tammy) We want to do a whole series on #swalescode
11/14/2013 9:35:52 PM(Tammy) Lol
11/14/2013 9:35:57 PM(Jase) Better than Abercrombie and Swales. Though I wouldn't rule it out
11/14/2013 9:36:30 PM(Tammy) We toyed with Swales247
11/14/2013 9:36:32 PM(Tammy) Lol
11/14/2013 9:36:43 PM(Jase) Decent.
11/14/2013 9:36:50 PM(Tammy) All Swales All the time
11/14/2013 9:37:42 PM(Tammy) But the two current tag lines I'm considering are:
11/14/2013 9:37:51 PM(Jase) "Swales/business" "Swales/wedding" "Swales/personality"
11/14/2013 9:37:52 PM(Tammy) We get it.
11/14/2013 9:37:56 PM(Tammy) Or
11/14/2013 9:38:10 PM(Tammy) Passion changes everything.
11/14/2013 9:38:23 PM(Jase) I like the first one quite a bit myself
11/14/2013 9:38:37 PM(Jase) Passion is scary to some people.
11/14/2013 9:38:41 PM(Jase) Or so I've heard
11/14/2013 9:38:46 PM(Tammy) ;)
11/14/2013 9:38:59 PM(Tammy) I'm scary to some people! Lol
11/14/2013 9:39:30 PM(Jase) Hush
11/14/2013 10:43:04 PM(Jase) Thought better of sending this. A bit tasteless. But the comments are totally worth it. http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/self-love-animal-kingdom
11/14/2013 10:43:25 PM(Jase) Of course, you prob saw this in 1962
11/14/2013 10:43:32 PM(Tammy) Haha I'll look.  I love tasteless. ;)
11/14/2013 10:43:54 PM(Tammy) How effing old do you think I am?!  Dammmnnnn
11/14/2013 10:44:35 PM(Tammy) Send link separately.
11/14/2013 10:44:49 PM(Jase) You saw it before you were born. When you were one with god
11/14/2013 10:44:52 PM(Jase) http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/self-love-animal-kingdom
11/14/2013 10:47:04 PM(Tammy) OMG
11/14/2013 10:47:10 PM(Tammy) Lmfao
11/14/2013 10:48:37 PM(Jase) Totally dying on the comments. Large mouth bass for dinner!
11/14/2013 10:48:47 PM(Tammy) Ewwwwww
11/14/2013 10:49:01 PM(Tammy) You said that on porpoise
11/14/2013 10:51:05 PM(Tammy) ��
11/14/2013 10:51:11 PM(Tammy) ����
11/14/2013 10:51:39 PM(Jase) Omfg. You nailed it
11/14/2013 10:51:55 PM(Jase) Sonar you've done it
11/14/2013 10:52:20 PM(Tammy) Ur trying too hard. ;)
11/14/2013 10:53:26 PM(Jase) Ah yeah. Maybe I need to go relieve myself. ��
11/14/2013 10:53:45 PM(Tammy) ��
11/15/2013 1:27:17 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/15/2013 1:27:27 PM(Tammy) V3
11/15/2013 1:28:20 PM(Jase) Much much better. Beast above happy feels a bit strange
11/15/2013 2:45:22 PM(Jase) U happy with it? Still tweaking?
11/15/2013 3:17:49 PM(Tammy) Oh yeah.   And we moved beast.  I think it will be better
11/15/2013 3:25:36 PM(Jase) ��
11/15/2013 3:25:47 PM(Tammy) ��
11/15/2013 3:25:53 PM(Tammy) ����
11/15/2013 3:26:00 PM(Tammy) ����
11/15/2013 3:26:03 PM(Tammy) ��
11/15/2013 3:26:06 PM(Tammy) ��
11/15/2013 3:26:29 PM(Jase) I've scarred you for life!
11/15/2013 3:26:38 PM(Tammy) ��
11/15/2013 3:27:26 PM(Jase) "Hey whale. That's a pretty nice blowhole you got there"
11/15/2013 3:30:05 PM(Tammy) That.  Was what horrible kids called me in school.
11/15/2013 3:30:30 PM(Jase) What whale?
11/15/2013 3:30:51 PM(Tammy) Haha yes.
11/15/2013 3:30:56 PM(Jase) Kids suck. My son gets a lot of shit all the time
11/15/2013 3:31:01 PM(Tammy) Tammy Whale.
11/15/2013 3:31:07 PM(Jase) He's sweet and sweet doesn't play
11/15/2013 3:31:17 PM(Tammy) Swales.
11/15/2013 3:31:26 PM(Jase) Oh well. None of them probably own a media empire and YOU DO
11/15/2013 3:32:08 PM(Jase) lots of anti-bullying efforts at school now. I'm skeptical but hopeful for it at the same time
11/15/2013 3:32:17 PM(Tammy) Haha.
11/15/2013 3:32:26 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Matt got a lot.
11/15/2013 3:32:32 PM(Tammy) It was horrible
11/15/2013 3:32:38 PM(Jase) We are a stupid species
11/15/2013 3:32:44 PM(Tammy) It's also hard to watch.
11/15/2013 3:33:08 PM(Jase) Yes. Makes you want to beat up young children. Like that rape text
11/15/2013 3:33:19 PM(Jase) And that wasn't even my kid
11/15/2013 3:35:23 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/15/2013 3:35:10 PM(Jase) Pizza night!
11/15/2013 3:38:55 PM(Tammy) Yum!
11/15/2013 9:05:47 PM(Jase) You had some arguments against a FWB arrangement. What were they again?
11/15/2013 9:05:58 PM(Tammy) Lmao
11/15/2013 9:06:13 PM(Tammy) I don't want to know why you are asking
11/15/2013 9:06:44 PM(Jase) Oh strictly academic ;-)
11/15/2013 9:06:56 PM(Jase) I am actually thinking more of a DWB
11/15/2013 9:06:57 PM(Tammy) Because sex is intimate and it's very difficult to keep emotions separate from physical
11/15/2013 9:07:10 PM(Jase) ��
11/15/2013 9:07:27 PM(Tammy) I don't want to share that part of me with someone who doesn't really give a shit
11/15/2013 9:07:35 PM(Jase) Ok but why would FWB preclude emotions?
11/15/2013 9:07:39 PM(Tammy) That's vending machine sex
11/15/2013 9:08:01 PM(Jase) What if you cared about the person but weren't in a position to invest more than X?
11/15/2013 9:08:13 PM(Jase) This really is theoretical btw.
11/15/2013 9:08:18 PM(Tammy) Selfish
11/15/2013 9:08:28 PM(Jase) Hmm. Good argument
11/15/2013 9:08:43 PM(Jase) I knew you'd have something wise to offer
11/15/2013 9:09:25 PM(Jase) Though if both people were in it with open eyes why would it be selfish?
11/16/2013 4:41:40 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 4:41:43 PM(Tammy) And this happened.
11/16/2013 4:41:55 PM(Tammy) My magical woodland shoot.
11/16/2013 6:33:07 PM(Jase) Love it!  Send more!
11/16/2013 7:16:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 7:16:32 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 7:16:34 PM(Jase) Genius
11/16/2013 7:16:42 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 7:16:50 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 7:17:05 PM(Tammy) Two more set ups tomorrow.
11/16/2013 7:17:23 PM(Tammy) Off to pick up 10 cakes and 40 cupcakes
11/16/2013 7:17:40 PM(Jase) Fun!!
11/16/2013 7:17:48 PM(Jase) You got some serious chops sister
11/16/2013 7:18:10 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 7:18:25 PM(Tammy) The whole shoot was about 20 minutes
11/16/2013 7:19:05 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 7:19:39 PM(Jase) Running sound for a fundraiser for marriage equality. That's our minister playing punk rock dulcimer
11/16/2013 7:19:59 PM(Jase) Those kids are freaking adorable
11/16/2013 7:53:30 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 7:53:42 PM(Tammy) Tomorrow's shoot.
11/16/2013 8:06:36 PM(Jase) Oh fun!  Who for?
11/16/2013 8:08:35 PM(Tammy) Part two of the series.  Today was part one
11/16/2013 8:14:52 PM(Jase) Yay !!
11/16/2013 11:15:03 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 11:14:10 PM(Jase) My very good friend Michael at the show tonight
11/16/2013 11:15:15 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/16/2013 11:14:37 PM(Jase) And the headlining band. Fun night
11/17/2013 4:46:10 AM(Tammy) http://gawker.com/little-girls-first-time-walking-on-ice-will-melt-your-1464631286?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
11/17/2013 6:00:16 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/17/2013 6:00:18 AM(Tammy) Old files.  Why did I never use this?
11/17/2013 7:57:14 AM(Jase) The kid on ice! Brilliant. I had to watch it several times :-) and I love the other thing. The logo bit is quite clever. Not too late to use it now, I'd say
11/17/2013 7:27:36 PM(Jase) How'd the cake shoot go?
11/17/2013 7:33:19 PM(Tammy) I'm exhausted.  The kids did great!
11/17/2013 7:34:44 PM(Jase) Great! Hope you can catch up on rest
11/17/2013 7:34:54 PM(Jase) We had tornadoes today! You?
11/17/2013 7:36:12 PM(Tammy) OMG!  No.  We get no bad weather stuff except snow storms.
11/17/2013 7:37:27 PM(Jase) Whew. We got to hang out in the basement this afternoon :-(
11/17/2013 7:38:32 PM(Tammy) In all this time I've known you I never put you and tornado in the same place together.  How often does that happen?
11/17/2013 7:38:52 PM(Jase) Rarely, thank goodness. It was freak weather
11/17/2013 7:39:11 PM(Tammy) Yikes.  Glad it was just that.
11/17/2013 7:39:25 PM(Tammy) We're the kids scared?
11/17/2013 7:45:35 PM(Jase) A little. Not too bad. Ian and Emma were at friends. I called them to make sure they were in basements
11/17/2013 7:46:01 PM(Tammy) Bleah.
11/17/2013 8:23:53 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/17/2013 8:24:05 PM(Tammy) Candyland
11/17/2013 8:24:16 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/17/2013 8:24:26 PM(Tammy) This one makes me laugh
11/17/2013 8:24:30 PM(Jase) That is just plain charming!  Who are these kids? What's this for?
11/17/2013 8:25:02 PM(Tammy) For my magazine.   Reinventing ring bearer and flower girl
11/17/2013 8:25:52 PM(Jase) Sheer genius. How'd you find the kids?
11/17/2013 8:26:16 PM(Tammy) One of my clients
11/17/2013 8:26:37 PM(Tammy) I do their holiday pics every year
11/17/2013 8:27:27 PM(Jase) Really delightful. I admire your talent
11/17/2013 8:39:59 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/17/2013 8:40:04 PM(Tammy) Last look
11/17/2013 8:45:49 PM(Jase) So well done. That mag is going to kill
11/17/2013 8:46:08 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  It's going to be really killer.
11/17/2013 8:46:53 PM(Jase) The Empire grows.
11/17/2013 9:01:10 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/17/2013 9:02:36 PM(Jase) Cute. Sort of reminds me of the fabulous mr fox
11/17/2013 9:02:55 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/17/2013 9:03:18 PM(Tammy) That's how we're laying out the clothes for each spread
11/17/2013 9:40:32 PM(Jase) Very cool. When do you shoot those?
11/17/2013 9:44:35 PM(Tammy) What do you mean?  Those are the clothes the kids are wearing
11/17/2013 9:45:00 PM(Tammy) We'll clip them so they are on white
11/17/2013 9:47:37 PM(Jase) Got it. Clipping. You and your high tech photoshop skills
11/17/2013 9:48:17 PM(Tammy) Took me a long time to learn how to do that
11/17/2013 9:48:43 PM(Jase) I bet!  I'd love to learn vectory stuff in PS
11/17/2013 9:49:09 PM(Tammy) Vector is more illustrator yes?
11/17/2013 9:49:47 PM(Jase) Yeah. I guess like paths is more of what seems mysterious to me
11/18/2013 5:04:10 PM(Jase) New person started on my team today. She's cute, nerdy, fit, not wearing a ring. Should I ask her out today, or wait until next week?
11/18/2013 5:08:10 PM(Tammy) I'd call her right now!
11/18/2013 5:08:24 PM(Tammy) Friend her on Facebook first THEN call
11/18/2013 5:18:42 PM(Jase) Why didn't I think of that? Because dating coworkers is one of the smartest things anyone can do!
11/18/2013 5:29:11 PM(Tammy) So so smart.  And easy!
11/20/2013 6:47:03 PM(Jase) How's the mag
11/20/2013 6:48:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/20/2013 6:48:47 PM(Tammy) Having dinner with my friend from Sacramento
11/20/2013 6:48:56 PM(Jase) Yay!
11/20/2013 6:49:21 PM(Tammy) ❤️
11/21/2013 9:34:33 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/21/2013 9:43:13 PM(Jase) Ok that is ultra cute
11/21/2013 9:43:35 PM(Tammy) Zeeeeebbbrrraaaaaa
11/21/2013 9:44:16 PM(Jase) More!!
11/21/2013 9:44:49 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/21/2013 9:45:22 PM(Jase) ❤️
11/21/2013 9:45:48 PM(Tammy) Right.
11/21/2013 9:46:42 PM(Jase) More!
11/21/2013 9:46:56 PM(Tammy) No.  No more today.
11/21/2013 9:55:22 PM(Jase) :-(
11/21/2013 9:55:28 PM(Jase) Trade you for a song...
11/21/2013 10:03:50 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/21/2013 10:09:20 PM(Jase) omFG. Love it
11/21/2013 10:10:48 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/21/2013 10:39:19 PM(Jase) Great shot. When was that?
11/21/2013 10:39:55 PM(Tammy) Today
11/21/2013 10:41:08 PM(Jase) ��
11/22/2013 5:29:55 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/22/2013 5:30:25 PM(Jase) Half dead squirrel from the yard. Trying to nurse it bAck to life
11/22/2013 5:49:58 PM(Tammy) Awwwww
11/22/2013 5:50:25 PM(Jase) Trade you for a baby zebra
11/22/2013 5:55:25 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/22/2013 5:55:50 PM(Jase) Miso soup with caramelized onions in squash bowls. Prob 10 total minutes of effort
11/22/2013 5:57:04 PM(Tammy) Omg
11/22/2013 5:57:08 PM(Tammy) Yum
11/23/2013 9:33:21 AM(Jase) Ok I'm definitely crushing on our new team member. I think I'll sit down and put my head between my knees until it passes.
11/23/2013 9:40:48 AM(Tammy) Hahaha oh boy
11/25/2013 6:25:57 PM(Jase) Totally random. Do you meditate/pray? ⛪️��
11/25/2013 6:56:39 PM(Tammy) Both depending
11/25/2013 6:57:25 PM(Jase) Cool. Was reading my monthly shambala sun and thought of you. How's things?
11/25/2013 6:58:38 PM(Tammy) Pretty good.  You?  Date with coworker yet?
11/25/2013 6:59:13 PM(Jase) God no.
11/25/2013 6:59:42 PM(Jase) I may be a romantic but if like to think in getting smarter
11/25/2013 7:14:34 PM(Tammy) Haha ok.  I hope you are too!
11/26/2013 9:09:32 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
11/26/2013 9:37:20 PM(Jase) Fun. Magazine?
11/26/2013 9:45:31 PM(Tammy) Nah.  Outtake from a session
11/26/2013 9:45:43 PM(Tammy) She has to get into every shoot
11/26/2013 9:45:54 PM(Tammy) It's quite hilarious!
11/27/2013 1:53:34 PM(Jase) It IS all about Zoe Swales!
11/27/2013 1:53:44 PM(Jase) What are you doing for thanksgiving?
11/27/2013 3:15:40 PM(Tammy) Dunno yet.
11/29/2013 12:11:10 PM(Jase) So how was your thanksgiving?
11/29/2013 4:02:31 PM(Tammy) It actually was good.  Unexpectedly!  How was yours?
11/29/2013 6:56:13 PM(Jase) Pretty darn nice. House full of neighbors. Cooked up a storm. Did you hang out with Matt?
11/29/2013 7:02:30 PM(Tammy) No.  He worked.  :(
11/29/2013 7:02:50 PM(Jase) Aww. What did you end up doing?
11/29/2013 7:08:25 PM(Tammy) Saw my family then dessert with friends
11/29/2013 7:41:49 PM(Jase) :-)
11/29/2013 7:53:07 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
11/29/2013 7:53:08 PM(Jase) I decided to go clean shaven for my gig tonight
11/29/2013 8:17:31 PM(Tammy) Cutie pie
11/29/2013 8:19:40 PM(Jase) ☺️
12/2/2013 6:40:13 PM(Tammy) Zomg slammed with responses for photo shoot
12/2/2013 7:09:29 PM(Jase) I know. It's roughly equivalent to Eric Clapton posting on Facebook to see if anyone wants to jam tonight
12/2/2013 7:09:52 PM(Jase) How's the search for my LOML coming along?
12/2/2013 7:10:54 PM(Tammy) Well.  If she's out there she's being incredibly quiet.  Lots of short girls!  Lol
12/2/2013 7:11:19 PM(Jase) Anyone that fits the bill yet?
12/2/2013 7:15:17 PM(Tammy) Maybe
12/4/2013 7:48:40 PM(Jase) It's Love Actually season! Gonna have to break that one out soon
12/4/2013 11:18:43 PM(Tammy) I totally watched it already!!
12/5/2013 9:16:48 PM(Tammy) I miss you!!!
12/5/2013 9:17:29 PM(Jase) OMG that is sweet. I was thinking I'd msg you see if you shot anything cool lately
12/5/2013 9:17:41 PM(Jase) The feeling is mutual
12/5/2013 9:18:14 PM(Tammy) I'm freaking out trying to get everything done.
12/5/2013 9:18:43 PM(Tammy) Three big editorials this weekend.
12/5/2013 9:18:47 PM(Jase) Holiday stuff?
12/5/2013 9:18:59 PM(Jase) Editorials? Prose?
12/5/2013 9:19:06 PM(Tammy) Then nothing but editing until magazines are done.
12/5/2013 9:19:24 PM(Tammy) Editorial for magazine
12/5/2013 9:20:02 PM(Jase) Ah rock and roll. Enjoying it at all?
12/5/2013 9:21:49 PM(Tammy) Well.   I WILL enjoy it when I'm closer to finish.  Right now I'm trying to design a website and social media.  Shoot the images that are missing.  Wait out the lak of cash coming in until after the holidays and keeping my shit together.
12/5/2013 9:21:57 PM(Tammy) Lack
12/5/2013 9:22:09 PM(Tammy) Other than THAT
12/5/2013 9:22:11 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 9:23:56 PM(Jase) Have to tuck kids. Then you'll have my undivided attention :-)
12/5/2013 9:24:27 PM(Jase) ����
12/5/2013 9:41:00 PM(Jase) You crack me up.
12/5/2013 9:41:35 PM(Jase) I don't know many people more type a than me but you are a strong candidate
12/5/2013 9:42:23 PM(Jase) And by type A, I mean I'm headed to bed early with a glass of scotch and the hunger games ��
12/5/2013 9:45:12 PM(Tammy) Haha.  Me. Project Runway All Stars
12/5/2013 9:45:18 PM(Tammy) Addicted
12/5/2013 9:45:34 PM(Jase) Ha I know. I should watch.
12/5/2013 9:45:49 PM(Jase) You watching now?
12/5/2013 9:45:57 PM(Tammy) Totes
12/5/2013 9:46:08 PM(Tammy) Blanket.  Couch.
12/5/2013 9:46:29 PM(Tammy) Day of panic attacks.  So this feels good.
12/5/2013 9:46:33 PM(Jase) Sounds pretty damn nice actually
12/5/2013 9:46:41 PM(Jase) Oh no.  Real panic attacks?
12/5/2013 9:47:07 PM(Tammy) Low level.  Some days...I doubt.
12/5/2013 9:47:33 PM(Tammy) Not enough to stop me.
12/5/2013 9:47:44 PM(Jase) What do you mean?
12/5/2013 9:47:58 PM(Tammy) But I'm slogging through some stuff with the magazine
12/5/2013 9:48:25 PM(Tammy) And my work is being installed in that jewelry store?
12/5/2013 9:48:36 PM(Tammy) I don't love the pics they want
12/5/2013 9:49:01 PM(Jase) Yay.  Oh really?  Their call I guess?  Send me pics when it's up pls
12/5/2013 9:49:06 PM(Tammy) And they wanted me to print them and it turned out to be FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS
12/5/2013 9:49:22 PM(Tammy) so I had to tell them they had to pay.
12/5/2013 9:49:42 PM(Jase) Yikes.  How much did they think it was going to be?
12/5/2013 9:49:57 PM(Tammy) I wasn't going to charge them
12/5/2013 9:50:11 PM(Jase) How much did YOU think it was going to be?
12/5/2013 9:50:20 PM(Tammy) But the photos are all like four feet
12/5/2013 9:50:33 PM(Tammy) Which I didn't understand
12/5/2013 9:50:52 PM(Tammy) And custom sizing
12/5/2013 9:51:04 PM(Tammy) Way more complex and expensive
12/5/2013 9:51:11 PM(Jase) Wowzers.  That's a lot of bacon for printing
12/5/2013 9:51:34 PM(Tammy) Plus I've probably got about 50 hours into this whole thing
12/5/2013 9:51:48 PM(Tammy) I should have charged 20 grand
12/5/2013 9:51:58 PM(Jase) How much are you going to take home when it's all said and done?
12/5/2013 9:52:22 PM(Tammy) Take home?  Zero
12/5/2013 9:52:36 PM(Tammy) Negative zero
12/5/2013 9:52:39 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 9:52:50 PM(Jase) Holy cow. Promo?
12/5/2013 9:53:02 PM(Jase) Negative zero is actually a real number, btw!
12/5/2013 9:53:27 PM(Tammy) Hoping street cred for being on 50 feet of wall in the biggest jewelry store in town will payoff
12/5/2013 9:53:45 PM(Tammy) No risk. No reward
12/5/2013 9:53:50 PM(Jase) Does it have your logo?
12/5/2013 9:53:55 PM(Jase) Damn right
12/5/2013 9:53:59 PM(Tammy) But today felt like all risk
12/5/2013 9:54:01 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 9:54:21 PM(Tammy) Nope.  But I'll promote the shit out of it
12/5/2013 9:54:30 PM(Jase) Heh.  There's no yogi in the sky telling us which risks to take
12/5/2013 9:54:38 PM(Jase) I think I should take up God
12/5/2013 9:54:57 PM(Tammy) Well.  My relationship with them has been really good for me
12/5/2013 9:55:07 PM(Jase) With the store?
12/5/2013 9:55:07 PM(Tammy) So I'm not complaining
12/5/2013 9:55:11 PM(Tammy) Yeah
12/5/2013 9:55:18 PM(Jase) Good.  How so?
12/5/2013 9:55:28 PM(Tammy) One of the biggest families inEoch
12/5/2013 9:55:42 PM(Tammy) Rochester is ALL about who you know
12/5/2013 9:55:53 PM(Tammy) And who endorses you
12/5/2013 9:56:29 PM(Jase) Gotta play the game.  And you did win the votes, so you must be doing something right.  That, and a bit of project runway and you're good as new
12/5/2013 9:56:29 PM(Tammy) Having Nancy Mann 109% loyal to me gets me a lot of business
12/5/2013 9:56:42 PM(Jase) There you go!
12/5/2013 9:56:47 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I hope so.  ;)
12/5/2013 9:57:02 PM(Tammy) Tell me what's new!
12/5/2013 9:57:56 PM(Jase) Let's see.  Did I ever tell you about living dead week at work?
12/5/2013 9:58:16 PM(Tammy) No!
12/5/2013 9:58:53 PM(Jase) http://www.itap.purdue.edu/studio/livingdeadweek
12/5/2013 9:59:14 PM(Jase) It's the week after classes are out.  We get to spend a week creating anything we want
12/5/2013 9:59:32 PM(Jase) There's a (very cheesy, hand-made) trophy at stake
12/5/2013 9:59:35 PM(Tammy) Oooh cool
12/5/2013 9:59:41 PM(Jase) I won it two semesters ago
12/5/2013 9:59:47 PM(Tammy) Do u have a plan?
12/5/2013 9:59:56 PM(Jase) It's coming up in 2 weeks
12/5/2013 10:00:05 PM(Jase) Do I have a plan?!?
12/5/2013 10:00:07 PM(Tammy) ��
12/5/2013 10:00:13 PM(Jase) I live for LDW
12/5/2013 10:00:13 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 10:00:25 PM(Jase) I'm pretty interested in smart watches
12/5/2013 10:00:43 PM(Jase) I got Pebble to send me 16 watches so I can build some prototypes
12/5/2013 10:00:45 PM(Tammy) Wow.  So...
12/5/2013 10:00:52 PM(Jase) I'm going to fucking kill
12/5/2013 10:01:10 PM(Tammy) I want to hear more!!
12/5/2013 10:01:16 PM(Jase) And I may dress up like Dick Tracy or at least a Men in Black type of thing
12/5/2013 10:01:36 PM(Jase) I'm going to borrow a fedora and a trenchcoat
12/5/2013 10:01:44 PM(Jase) get one of those metal briefcases
12/5/2013 10:01:50 PM(Jase) surprise is a big element
12/5/2013 10:02:06 PM(Jase) there are actually two trophies.  one for the project and one for the presentation
12/5/2013 10:02:14 PM(Jase) i'm shooting for BOTH
12/5/2013 10:03:05 PM(Jase) I'm gonna do this "here's my demo... blah blah from across the room.  be like "can you see my watch?  no?  then bust out the briefcase of 16 of them
12/5/2013 10:03:14 PM(Jase) we have a quizzing tool I'm going to hook up
12/5/2013 10:03:34 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Tell me they YouTube it
12/5/2013 10:03:52 PM(Jase) and a tool for conferences where you can pre-compose your tweets.  i'm going to hook it up to that so you don't have to look down at your phone or ipad to trigger the tweet or be at a podium
12/5/2013 10:04:19 PM(Jase) we keep it on the down low.  we have LOTS of interest but the dynamic changes when you have an audience
12/5/2013 10:04:26 PM(Tammy) Slick
12/5/2013 10:04:39 PM(Tammy) I hear that!
12/5/2013 10:05:29 PM(Jase) we sat in on a class recently and there was this student reading a paperback novel through the whole class.  she broke out her phone only for 1 minute every time the quiz popped up.  i'm going to play on that in terms of that she won't have to even put her novel down now.  just tap her watch
12/5/2013 10:05:37 PM(Jase) etc etc
12/5/2013 10:05:46 PM(Jase) it'll be fun
12/5/2013 10:06:10 PM(Jase) i did an interactive realtime tadpole simulator using tilting your phone a few semesters back
12/5/2013 10:06:21 PM(Jase) my team is THE BEST
12/5/2013 10:07:49 PM(Tammy) No.  MY team is the best.  But I'll let you have runner up
12/5/2013 10:08:16 PM(Tammy) How's your sex life? ��
12/5/2013 10:08:37 PM(Tammy) Entertainnnnnn meeeeeee
12/5/2013 10:08:59 PM(Tammy) ��
12/5/2013 10:09:29 PM(Tammy) �� is this uglifruit?
12/5/2013 10:11:50 PM(Jase) My sex life is awesome in every way.  Full of hot redheads.  And my right arm is getting stronger all the time
12/5/2013 10:13:01 PM(Jase) �� It was just my imagination... Running away with me ��
12/5/2013 10:14:46 PM(Tammy) You know being ambidextrous is sexy. ��
12/5/2013 10:15:18 PM(Jase) Indeed.  I like using my left hand too.  Feels like someone else is doing it :-)
12/5/2013 10:15:29 PM(Jase) How's yours?
12/5/2013 10:16:06 PM(Tammy) Mine is negative zero.
12/5/2013 10:16:17 PM(Jase) Haha!!!
12/5/2013 10:16:32 PM(Jase) We're a sorry lot
12/5/2013 10:16:44 PM(Tammy) However I kind of like not having all the shit that goes along with dating right now.
12/5/2013 10:16:57 PM(Tammy) We are pathetic yet adorable
12/5/2013 10:17:08 PM(Tammy) Everyone wants us.
12/5/2013 10:17:13 PM(Jase) I'm with you on that.  I ilke the mental space I have right now.
12/5/2013 10:17:26 PM(Jase) Yeah, they're just not telling us
12/5/2013 10:17:30 PM(Tammy) Mental being the operative word
12/5/2013 10:17:40 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
12/5/2013 10:17:42 PM(Jase) At least not me.  You probably have a pile of mail on your doorstep
12/5/2013 10:18:04 PM(Tammy) Oh yeah.  I can barely get my door open every day
12/5/2013 10:18:41 PM(Tammy) Look Good in Photos
12/5/2013 10:19:16 PM(Jase) Hah!  I think it'd be "Date Tammy Swales.  Look good because you're dating Tammy Swales"
12/5/2013 10:20:29 PM(Tammy) Awww.  But no.  It's weird because I have such a persona that I don't think people actually see ME anymore
12/5/2013 10:20:39 PM(Tammy) At least it feels that way
12/5/2013 10:21:31 PM(Tammy) They want the fun part.
12/5/2013 10:22:05 PM(Tammy) Not the project runway and the dog shit all over the living room this morning part.
12/5/2013 10:22:38 PM(Jase) I'm back
12/5/2013 10:23:10 PM(Jase) Dog shit!?! What's up with that?
12/5/2013 10:23:11 PM(Tammy) I'm still here. ��
12/5/2013 10:23:24 PM(Jase) Oh hai!
12/5/2013 10:23:35 PM(Tammy) Chinese food = ��
12/5/2013 10:23:45 PM(Tammy) Well. ����������
12/5/2013 10:24:22 PM(Tammy) Then ��������
12/5/2013 10:24:37 PM(Tammy) But barefoot at 6:30 am
12/5/2013 10:24:40 PM(Jase) That's a shitload of shit
12/5/2013 10:24:51 PM(Tammy) It was DEFINITELY.
12/5/2013 10:24:54 PM(Jase) OMG you stepped in dogshit?
12/5/2013 10:25:03 PM(Tammy) Um. Yup
12/5/2013 10:25:11 PM(Jase) Nice that you took Zoe our for Chinese though
12/5/2013 10:25:11 PM(Tammy) Between the toes
12/5/2013 10:25:18 PM(Jase) Oh god. Nasty
12/5/2013 10:25:20 PM(Tammy) And it was warm
12/5/2013 10:25:30 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Sorry.
12/5/2013 10:25:31 PM(Jase) I. Am. Gagging.
12/5/2013 10:25:40 PM(Tammy) I was too.
12/5/2013 10:25:54 PM(Tammy) That's when being alone suuuuuccckkkksssss
12/5/2013 10:26:01 PM(Jase) No kidding
12/5/2013 10:26:16 PM(Tammy) So I hopped to the bathroom.
12/5/2013 10:26:19 PM(Jase) Hey honey can you clean up the DOG SHIT
12/5/2013 10:26:27 PM(Tammy) No not that
12/5/2013 10:26:31 PM(Tammy) More like
12/5/2013 10:26:42 PM(Tammy) Having SYMPATHY GAGGING
12/5/2013 10:26:52 PM(Tammy) And then laughing hysterically
12/5/2013 10:27:04 PM(Tammy) It's not as funny alone.
12/5/2013 10:27:09 PM(Jase) Yeah that'd be a memory all right
12/5/2013 10:27:21 PM(Tammy) It was like the scene from Bridesmaids!
12/5/2013 10:27:22 PM(Jase) It does suck not to have someone to laugh with
12/5/2013 10:27:59 PM(Tammy) You have your amazing kids!
12/5/2013 10:28:15 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/5/2013 10:28:21 PM(Tammy) My son
12/5/2013 10:28:25 PM(Jase) I do. They are super awesome
12/5/2013 10:28:36 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/5/2013 10:28:48 PM(Tammy) He's hilarious.
12/5/2013 10:29:16 PM(Jase) Oh man. That is funny. Tell him he has a solemn responsibility to get you some grand babies
12/5/2013 10:29:34 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/5/2013 10:29:54 PM(Tammy) You seriously did not go there
12/5/2013 10:30:13 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/5/2013 10:30:15 PM(Jase) I did.
12/5/2013 10:30:33 PM(Tammy) I've got another decade.  At least.
12/5/2013 10:30:54 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/5/2013 10:31:01 PM(Jase) Sounds like it. You wish sooner?  Or what is "there"?
12/5/2013 10:31:08 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/5/2013 10:31:39 PM(Jase) OMG funny! He put them in your house?
12/5/2013 10:31:54 PM(Tammy) No.  I mean I HAVE ANOTHER DECADE BEFORE HES ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE
12/5/2013 10:31:58 PM(Tammy) yup.
12/5/2013 10:32:09 PM(Tammy) He put them in the dining room
12/5/2013 10:32:26 PM(Jase) Nice.
12/5/2013 10:32:30 PM(Jase) How old is he?
12/5/2013 10:32:44 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Welcome to Swales Unplugged
12/5/2013 10:32:48 PM(Tammy) 21
12/5/2013 10:33:11 PM(Jase) Yeah that's a bit young
12/5/2013 10:33:28 PM(Jase) How old were you when you had him?
12/5/2013 10:33:34 PM(Tammy) 6
12/5/2013 10:33:39 PM(Jase) I was 28 when Alyssa was born
12/5/2013 10:33:41 PM(Tammy) Started young.
12/5/2013 10:33:41 PM(Jase) Nice!!
12/5/2013 10:33:51 PM(Tammy) Promiscuous
12/5/2013 10:33:55 PM(Tammy) Toddler
12/5/2013 10:34:10 PM(Tammy) Did u know I skipped second grade?
12/5/2013 10:34:15 PM(Tammy) True story
12/5/2013 10:34:35 PM(Tammy) Not the promiscuous part
12/5/2013 10:34:47 PM(Tammy) The skipping part
12/5/2013 10:35:10 PM(Jase) Type A. Even at 7
12/5/2013 10:35:40 PM(Tammy) Totally.  Reading at a very high level.  A giant.  And I had boobs.
12/5/2013 10:36:03 PM(Tammy) Went to fourth grade and was the tallest girl there
12/5/2013 10:36:05 PM(Jase) At 7?
12/5/2013 10:36:19 PM(Tammy) Up
12/5/2013 10:36:22 PM(Tammy) Yup
12/5/2013 10:36:30 PM(Jase) Wow
12/5/2013 10:36:33 PM(Tammy) Still do!
12/5/2013 10:36:42 PM(Jase) Hah. I was going to ask :-)
12/5/2013 10:37:02 PM(Tammy) I'm looking for a boob emoji.
12/5/2013 10:37:05 PM(Tammy) Hold
12/5/2013 10:37:16 PM(Jase) ������
12/5/2013 10:37:32 PM(Tammy) ����
12/5/2013 10:37:39 PM(Tammy) ����
12/5/2013 10:37:54 PM(Jase) ➿
12/5/2013 10:38:08 PM(Tammy) ����
12/5/2013 10:38:22 PM(Tammy) ��������
12/5/2013 10:38:31 PM(Jase) You win! 4 to 1
12/5/2013 10:38:53 PM(Jase) First ones are best. They have pasties
12/5/2013 10:39:06 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 10:39:23 PM(Jase) Thanks for the legend. I'm beginning to forget what boobs look like
12/5/2013 10:39:35 PM(Tammy) Oh stop.
12/5/2013 10:39:56 PM(Jase) Soon my parts are going to atrophy and fall off. I'm headed squarely into eunuch land
12/5/2013 10:40:12 PM(Tammy) It's like riding ��
12/5/2013 10:40:27 PM(Tammy) OMG you are such a GUY
12/5/2013 10:40:49 PM(Tammy) Eunuchs pee on themselves.
12/5/2013 10:40:57 PM(Tammy) Random fact
12/5/2013 10:41:08 PM(Jase) I'm a guy?
12/5/2013 10:41:17 PM(Tammy) SUCH a guy
12/5/2013 10:41:33 PM(Jase) 'Splain
12/5/2013 10:41:49 PM(Tammy) three days without sex and you are a eunuch
12/5/2013 10:42:26 PM(Tammy) Why is that part sooooo the first thing you think about?
12/5/2013 10:42:32 PM(Tammy) Actually.
12/5/2013 10:42:45 PM(Tammy) It is the first thing I think about
12/5/2013 10:42:55 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 10:43:01 PM(Jase) You are such a girl
12/5/2013 10:43:08 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
12/5/2013 10:43:16 PM(Tammy) I am a delicate flower
12/5/2013 10:43:18 PM(Jase) Actually I was thinking of boobs. The rest just follows
12/5/2013 10:43:25 PM(Jase) Nice!!
12/5/2013 10:43:33 PM(Tammy) Well.  Sometimes...
12/5/2013 10:43:44 PM(Jase) Of course :-)
12/5/2013 10:43:50 PM(Jase) Other times...?
12/5/2013 10:44:49 PM(Tammy) Boobs are enough.
12/5/2013 10:45:27 PM(Jase) More than plenty
12/5/2013 10:45:45 PM(Jase) Lord I wish it'd only been 3 days...
12/5/2013 10:46:18 PM(Tammy) Haha.  You will be ok.  Just think how amazing the next time will be!
12/5/2013 10:46:28 PM(Tammy) Unless it's awkward.
12/5/2013 10:47:08 PM(Tammy) I almost want to have sex the first time with someone just to get that awkwardness over with
12/5/2013 10:47:22 PM(Tammy) Second time sex is better!!!
12/5/2013 10:47:36 PM(Tammy) ����
12/5/2013 10:47:46 PM(Jase) I totally agree. My last few first times were awkward
12/5/2013 10:48:03 PM(Tammy) Hee her details please
12/5/2013 10:48:11 PM(Jase) But I think my next first time will be with someone I know well and am pretty comfy with
12/5/2013 10:48:15 PM(Tammy) Hee hee
12/5/2013 10:48:29 PM(Tammy) How can you predict that
12/5/2013 10:49:31 PM(Jase) Ah with Chris we literally had candles and fucking rose petals on the bed and fresh flowers. The pressure was so much I couldn't... First time that ever happened. Caught me completely off guard. I was so in my head
12/5/2013 10:49:53 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhhh.  Yeah.  I get that!!!
12/5/2013 10:49:59 PM(Jase) I can predict that I don't want to sleep with anyone too soon again
12/5/2013 10:50:18 PM(Tammy) I hate when I get so worried that I can't have an orgasm
12/5/2013 10:50:21 PM(Tammy) UGH
12/5/2013 10:50:42 PM(Tammy) too much pressure to be AMAZING
12/5/2013 10:51:41 PM(Jase) Yeah. After 15 years with Anna it just seemed strange. I like when I have a rhythm with someone. Kind of like being in a band. The first practice and first gig are just going to blow
12/5/2013 10:51:56 PM(Tammy) Seriously.
12/5/2013 10:52:16 PM(Tammy) There should be like flash cards.  Or a try out.
12/5/2013 10:52:31 PM(Tammy)  here's his penis.
12/5/2013 10:52:41 PM(Tammy) Ohhhhh.  Ok.  Got it.
12/5/2013 10:52:46 PM(Tammy) Lmao
12/5/2013 10:53:02 PM(Jase) Yes!  A dry run. A dress rehearsal
12/5/2013 10:53:11 PM(Tammy) I hate.  Dating.
12/5/2013 10:53:21 PM(Jase) Yeah me too
12/5/2013 10:53:58 PM(Tammy) What is cracking me up is all these niche dating sites.
12/5/2013 10:54:02 PM(Jase) My plan is to literally just be friends for a LONg time with someone if it ever presents itself again
12/5/2013 10:54:15 PM(Tammy)  dog lovers meetup
12/5/2013 10:54:19 PM(Jase) OMG
12/5/2013 10:54:35 PM(Tammy)  Christian blondes in love
12/5/2013 10:54:47 PM(Tammy) Or the black people one
12/5/2013 10:54:58 PM(Tammy) Or the over 50 one
12/5/2013 10:55:06 PM(Tammy) Or the Jewish one
12/5/2013 10:55:21 PM(Tammy) Jesus god.  I mean.  Come ON.
12/5/2013 10:55:32 PM(Jase) I just came across tastebuds.com. Matches you up based on musical tastes
12/5/2013 10:55:39 PM(Tammy) No.
12/5/2013 10:55:47 PM(Tammy) Don't.  Just.  Don't.
12/5/2013 10:55:49 PM(Jase) Clever. No one in my entire town has similar tastes
12/5/2013 10:56:04 PM(Jase) Oh I won't. Dating sites are my project runway
12/5/2013 10:56:12 PM(Tammy) Laughing.
12/5/2013 10:56:32 PM(Tammy) I remember the dating profile.
12/5/2013 10:56:49 PM(Jase) I know what was it?  Intimidating?
12/5/2013 10:57:43 PM(Tammy) "If you have a mole on you right pinky...love calculating percentages of gluten in food and run in pink sneakers"
12/5/2013 10:57:54 PM(Tammy) You are my perfect match
12/5/2013 10:58:02 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 10:58:15 PM(Jase) I thought I took out the mole on pinky thing! You saw that?!?
12/5/2013 10:58:16 PM(Tammy) I'm funny (to myself)
12/5/2013 10:58:28 PM(Tammy) Sorry. Unabridged
12/5/2013 10:58:54 PM(Jase) I found a few profiles like mine. Quirky. Nerdy. I think my next love will be an unqualified nerd
12/5/2013 10:59:24 PM(Tammy) OMG.  You have to stop classifying people!!!
12/5/2013 10:59:37 PM(Jase) I actually like browsing the dating sites. By knowing what you wouldn't want it gives you an opportunity to inspect people you would want and why
12/5/2013 10:59:57 PM(Tammy) I think a lot is fake
12/5/2013 11:00:13 PM(Jase) Most is just really really boring
12/5/2013 11:00:18 PM(Tammy) Which causes you to make assumptions that are wrong
12/5/2013 11:00:25 PM(Tammy) Which wastes time
12/5/2013 11:00:34 PM(Jase) Heck of a lot of people like long walks on the beach and sunsets
12/5/2013 11:00:37 PM(Jase) And sports
12/5/2013 11:00:44 PM(Tammy) No.
12/5/2013 11:00:51 PM(Tammy) I would die.
12/5/2013 11:00:53 PM(Jase) I like that you look out for me, T
12/5/2013 11:01:01 PM(Tammy) Seriously?
12/5/2013 11:01:10 PM(Jase) Yep
12/5/2013 11:01:37 PM(Tammy) If you are in my circle I will protect you to the end.
12/5/2013 11:01:45 PM(Tammy) ��
12/5/2013 11:01:51 PM(Jase) That's really awesome
12/5/2013 11:01:59 PM(Tammy) Just me.
12/5/2013 11:02:04 PM(Jase) Wait? You only have one boob?
12/5/2013 11:02:06 PM(Tammy) Loyal to a fault
12/5/2013 11:02:13 PM(Tammy) HAHAHAHA
12/5/2013 11:02:26 PM(Tammy) ����
12/5/2013 11:02:30 PM(Tammy) Ewwwww
12/5/2013 11:02:48 PM(Jase) In that case they must be CuteFruits
12/5/2013 11:03:03 PM(Tammy) Ok before I go into potty humor cuz I'm tired I'm going to bed.
12/5/2013 11:03:12 PM(Tammy) I've missed this!!!
12/5/2013 11:03:16 PM(Jase) Ok nite nite
12/5/2013 11:03:20 PM(Tammy) Stop ignoring me
12/5/2013 11:03:28 PM(Jase) Yeah me too. Thanks for looking me up
12/5/2013 11:03:28 PM(Tammy) ����������
12/5/2013 11:03:39 PM(Tammy) ❤️
12/5/2013 11:03:54 PM(Jase) ❤️
12/6/2013 8:58:49 PM(Jase) Yay! Netflix has love actually! House empty. It's just me and the laptop tonite
12/6/2013 8:59:29 PM(Tammy) Yay!  One of my must have movies when I'm feeling lowly. ;)
12/6/2013 9:00:07 PM(Jase) �� I feel it in my fingers. I feel it in my toes ��
12/6/2013 9:00:20 PM(Tammy) I LOVE HIM
12/6/2013 9:00:51 PM(Tammy) Annnnnddd now that's stuck in my head
12/6/2013 9:01:47 PM(Jase) �� Christmas is all around us  ��
12/6/2013 9:02:06 PM(Jase) There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
12/6/2013 9:03:51 PM(Tammy) Okay, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
12/6/2013 9:04:18 PM(Jase) Haha! Can't wait!
12/6/2013 9:05:00 PM(Jase) What are you doing tonight?
12/6/2013 9:05:04 PM(Tammy) Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
12/6/2013 9:06:26 PM(Tammy) I. Worked my ASS off today and have three shoots this weekend.  So I ordered a veggie calzone and am sitting on the couch trying to plan 2014.  Or texting.  Or both.
12/6/2013 9:07:37 PM(Jase) Ha nice
12/6/2013 9:07:51 PM(Jase) I'll plan 2014 some time next September
12/6/2013 9:07:56 PM(Jase) I'm so not a planner
12/6/2013 9:08:28 PM(Tammy) Setting crazy goals is one of my favorite things to do!
12/6/2013 9:08:38 PM(Tammy) Not "resolutions"
12/6/2013 9:08:45 PM(Jase) Good for you.
12/6/2013 9:08:57 PM(Tammy) But more like "wouldn't it be cool if"
12/6/2013 9:09:24 PM(Tammy) You would be surprised at how many I actually do in a year
12/6/2013 9:09:37 PM(Jase) I like the idea of long term dreaming
12/6/2013 9:09:42 PM(Tammy) And I never look at the list after I make it
12/6/2013 9:09:47 PM(Jase) Send me your list
12/6/2013 9:10:26 PM(Tammy) I want to paint Road trip across the country. Make a million dollars inone year Buy a new business car with monies saved no credit Book 100 weddings 2014 Take a real vacation Hire a stylist brand consultant Streamline my team Magazine plan Video plan Make peace with my mom Find a blogging niche. Develop active loyal followers. Write. Regularly Develop a product that helps women be brave. Make meaningful images
12/6/2013 9:11:09 PM(Jase) WOWIE ZOW
12/6/2013 9:11:15 PM(Tammy) I keep it on my phone. ☺️
12/6/2013 9:11:28 PM(Jase) I do have a 10000 foot list
12/6/2013 9:11:44 PM(Tammy) Let me see
12/6/2013 9:11:46 PM(Jase) I'll be your active loyal follower
12/6/2013 9:11:52 PM(Jase) I already am actually
12/6/2013 9:12:04 PM(Tammy) That makes me happy
12/6/2013 9:12:13 PM(Jase) Yay
12/6/2013 9:12:23 PM(Tammy) ��
12/6/2013 9:13:35 PM(Tammy) I use notes to capture everything
12/6/2013 9:13:44 PM(Tammy) It's so useful
12/6/2013 9:14:05 PM(Jase) My 40k list is lame. I am going to make a new one. 2014 and 40k
12/6/2013 9:14:16 PM(Jase) You are seriously inspiring me
12/6/2013 9:14:23 PM(Tammy) monthly themes. Not getting interest Much more result from the mAgazine Blog has become impersonal Team Swales stuff is good but unfocused. We think its funny but the larger audience is not connecting with it What do people watch? Instagram MUCH more than Facebook it feels like. I need to look at blog stats to really track Magazine. Need to resolve graphic design.
12/6/2013 9:14:29 PM(Tammy) Blog thoughts
12/6/2013 9:14:50 PM(Jase) Just iphone notes, yeah?
12/6/2013 9:14:57 PM(Tammy) Yeah.
12/6/2013 9:15:13 PM(Tammy) Cuz mybrain processes randomly
12/6/2013 9:15:27 PM(Tammy) So if I don't catch it it's gone
12/6/2013 9:15:35 PM(Jase) Me too
12/6/2013 9:15:38 PM(Tammy) Onto the next problem. Lol
12/6/2013 9:16:11 PM(Tammy) Things we can't promise Regular timelines Things we can Visual yumminess People who inspire us Color Happy! We love people. That's our philosophy and we find everyone endlessly fascinating.
12/6/2013 9:16:19 PM(Tammy) Magazine thoughts
12/6/2013 9:16:25 PM(Jase) Nice
12/6/2013 9:16:26 PM(Tammy) I'm such a nerd.
12/6/2013 9:16:33 PM(Jase) Nerds rule
12/6/2013 9:16:43 PM(Jase) What does streamline your team mean?
12/6/2013 9:21:10 PM(Tammy) Clean up everyone's job descriptions and make sure I'm spending payroll wisely
12/6/2013 9:21:47 PM(Jase) What does that mean then?
12/6/2013 9:23:32 PM(Tammy) It means I like to hire people because I like them
12/6/2013 9:23:47 PM(Jase) Ah!
12/6/2013 9:23:50 PM(Tammy) Instead of whether I actually NEED what they do
12/6/2013 9:24:03 PM(Tammy) Then I'm poor
12/6/2013 9:24:08 PM(Tammy) Bad cycle.  Lol
12/6/2013 9:24:16 PM(Jase) Yep
12/6/2013 9:24:27 PM(Jase) So are you thinking of cutting staff?
12/6/2013 9:24:31 PM(Tammy) No.
12/6/2013 9:24:36 PM(Jase) Ah ok
12/6/2013 9:24:38 PM(Tammy) Well.  Sometimes
12/6/2013 9:24:41 PM(Tammy) ;)
12/6/2013 9:24:50 PM(Jase) Oh man that would be so hard
12/6/2013 9:24:56 PM(Tammy) But I cannot.
12/6/2013 9:26:43 PM(Jase) That's why I never want to be a manager
12/6/2013 9:27:01 PM(Tammy) Oh I love it.  I'm really good at it.
12/6/2013 9:27:10 PM(Jase) Though I'm at the point where I could prob do it if it was necessary
12/6/2013 9:27:33 PM(Tammy) I love pushing people to try things they might be afraid to do
12/6/2013 9:29:05 PM(Tammy) Does Santacome to your house?
12/6/2013 9:29:18 PM(Jase) You bet
12/6/2013 9:29:20 PM(Tammy) I have no idea what you believe
12/6/2013 9:29:40 PM(Jase) I'm mostly a Buddhist
12/6/2013 9:29:58 PM(Jase) But I believe strongly in rituals, esp family rituals
12/6/2013 9:30:10 PM(Jase) Santa's a pretty good one
12/6/2013 9:30:48 PM(Jase) You?
12/6/2013 9:33:49 PM(Tammy) You are talking to one of the best Santas helpers ON THE PLANET
12/6/2013 9:34:01 PM(Tammy) Little known Swales fact
12/6/2013 9:34:06 PM(Tammy) ��
12/6/2013 9:34:19 PM(Jase) Oh awesome! How so?
12/6/2013 9:35:09 PM(Tammy) I observe all year (cuz I notice everything anyway) and remember things you dream about
12/6/2013 9:35:18 PM(Tammy) Then I give them to you
12/6/2013 9:35:34 PM(Jase) OMG. You win life.
12/6/2013 9:35:38 PM(Tammy) I LOVE giving gifts.
12/6/2013 9:35:42 PM(Tammy) LOVE.
12/6/2013 9:35:44 PM(Jase) Collect your trophy
12/6/2013 9:35:57 PM(Tammy) it's one of the best things ever
12/6/2013 9:36:01 PM(Jase) I have been getting better over the years at that ongoing observing
12/6/2013 9:36:05 PM(Jase) Hear hear
12/6/2013 9:36:23 PM(Jase) I totally admire people with those chops
12/6/2013 9:36:24 PM(Tammy) I'm terrible at getting gifts
12/6/2013 9:36:27 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/6/2013 9:36:46 PM(Tammy) Mostly because I'm a TERRIBLE liar
12/6/2013 9:37:02 PM(Jase) Ah ha
12/6/2013 9:37:11 PM(Tammy) And I get all stressed out about opening because if I don't love it...
12/6/2013 9:37:23 PM(Tammy) So I try to evade.  Lol
12/6/2013 9:37:30 PM(Tammy) Nerd.
12/6/2013 9:37:39 PM(Jase) Total
12/6/2013 9:37:55 PM(Tammy) Thanks!☺️
12/6/2013 9:38:44 PM(Jase) Think I should let my kids watch love actually?
12/6/2013 9:38:50 PM(Jase) I'm thinking no
12/6/2013 9:39:01 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.
12/6/2013 9:39:30 PM(Tammy) It's very adult.
12/6/2013 9:39:35 PM(Jase) There are some great moments. But I'd also have some 'splaining to do
12/6/2013 9:39:38 PM(Jase) Maybe Alyssa
12/6/2013 9:39:51 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm.   Maybe.
12/6/2013 9:40:04 PM(Tammy) There's the whole sex thing
12/6/2013 9:40:10 PM(Tammy) And drug thing
12/6/2013 9:40:21 PM(Tammy) And having an affair thing
12/6/2013 9:40:30 PM(Jase) Not worried about the drug thing. The sex thing would be awkward
12/6/2013 9:40:42 PM(Tammy) You'd be busy talking that's for sure!
12/6/2013 9:40:50 PM(Tammy) Sam is amazing
12/6/2013 9:41:07 PM(Tammy) Oh the porn thing
12/6/2013 9:41:34 PM(Jase) Exactly
12/6/2013 9:41:38 PM(Tammy) Love Colin Firth
12/6/2013 9:41:52 PM(Jase) Yes!  Wisconsin!
12/6/2013 9:41:52 PM(Tammy) And Emma Thomson
12/6/2013 9:42:19 PM(Tammy) Will be first in line to see the new movie with Tom hanks
12/6/2013 9:42:32 PM(Jase) I'm pulling out Xmas decorations. Funny to think that when I put them away last year my life was very different
12/6/2013 9:42:40 PM(Tammy) And I actually love Hugh grant
12/6/2013 9:42:50 PM(Jase) I do too!
12/6/2013 9:42:47 PM(Tammy) How so
12/6/2013 9:43:05 PM(Jase) I had a family of 7
12/6/2013 9:43:15 PM(Jase) And Xmas really sucked last year
12/6/2013 9:43:23 PM(Jase) It's going to be great this year
12/6/2013 9:43:23 PM(Tammy) Wow
12/6/2013 9:43:50 PM(Tammy) Was it good?   I remember weddings and grandchildren and shit
12/6/2013 9:44:06 PM(Tammy) I had a shit holiday last year
12/6/2013 9:44:17 PM(Tammy) Not sure about this year
12/6/2013 9:44:35 PM(Tammy) Maybe I'll come to your house for Santa.
12/6/2013 9:44:44 PM(Jase) Yes! Do!
12/6/2013 9:45:12 PM(Jase) No mine sucked. Mk's daughter was ver high maintenance
12/6/2013 9:45:25 PM(Tammy) How old
12/6/2013 9:45:29 PM(Jase) This year will be chill. My kids are pretty mellow
12/6/2013 9:45:31 PM(Jase) 11
12/6/2013 9:45:39 PM(Jase) High anxiety
12/6/2013 9:45:44 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm.  That's hard
12/6/2013 9:45:55 PM(Jase) Was up at 4am over wired
12/6/2013 9:46:10 PM(Jase) Anyway. My life is way better now and I would not have expected it
12/6/2013 9:46:34 PM(Jase) "Make peace with my mom"
12/6/2013 9:46:45 PM(Tammy) A chill Christmas.
12/6/2013 9:46:54 PM(Jase) Last I knew (years ago) you and she were tight.
12/6/2013 9:47:05 PM(Tammy) Why you going there?  Bastard!  Lol
12/6/2013 9:47:11 PM(Jase) No need
12/6/2013 9:47:17 PM(Jase) Srsly
12/6/2013 9:47:22 PM(Tammy) I'm kidding
12/6/2013 9:47:35 PM(Tammy) My mom is kind of nuts
12/6/2013 9:48:08 PM(Jase) I remember that
12/6/2013 9:48:10 PM(Tammy) And she basically lost her job and became VERY ANGRY
12/6/2013 9:48:35 PM(Tammy) Somehow everything wrong in her life became my fault
12/6/2013 9:48:56 PM(Tammy) She was truly truly horrible to me
12/6/2013 9:49:10 PM(Jase) Oh no
12/6/2013 9:49:16 PM(Tammy) She said I was all show and no substance
12/6/2013 9:49:42 PM(Tammy) That I was selfish and the reason my stepfather left her
12/6/2013 9:50:06 PM(Tammy) I had to cut it off to survive.
12/6/2013 9:50:14 PM(Jase) Oh I am so sorry
12/6/2013 9:50:25 PM(Jase) That's really harsh
12/6/2013 9:50:44 PM(Tammy) I literally almost stopped breathing.  You don't expect to be mortally wounded from your mom
12/6/2013 9:50:52 PM(Tammy) But there it was
12/6/2013 9:50:54 PM(Jase) Damn
12/6/2013 9:51:04 PM(Tammy) So I distanced.
12/6/2013 9:51:13 PM(Jase) Yeah survival
12/6/2013 9:51:27 PM(Tammy) Every holiday has since been HORRIBLE.
12/6/2013 9:52:16 PM(Tammy) So I'm trying to find ways to still be part if her life without having my guts spilled on the floor.
12/6/2013 9:52:45 PM(Tammy) She uses my son to make me feel guilty.
12/6/2013 9:52:50 PM(Jase) That's a tough order to fill
12/6/2013 9:52:54 PM(Tammy) This thanksgiving
12/6/2013 9:53:32 PM(Tammy) He told me if I didn't see her she would be more sad and depressed and what if she died?
12/6/2013 9:53:39 PM(Tammy) ::cringe::
12/6/2013 9:54:03 PM(Tammy) That's the kind of shit she fills his head with
12/6/2013 9:54:08 PM(Jase) Fuck
12/6/2013 9:54:31 PM(Tammy) K.  I'm done.  SORRY!  I try not to burden others with the slop.
12/6/2013 9:55:10 PM(Tammy) But it is hard to not have your mom love you unconditionally.
12/6/2013 9:55:31 PM(Tammy) I mean...isn't that supposed to happen?
12/6/2013 9:55:33 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/6/2013 9:56:16 PM(Jase) Yeah it should be something you can count on
12/6/2013 9:56:31 PM(Jase) And sharing stories is not a burden. It's what makes us human
12/6/2013 9:56:35 PM(Jase) What's behind it? Any idea?
12/6/2013 9:56:49 PM(Tammy) I need to go post a photos of rainbows and unicorns now.
12/6/2013 9:56:57 PM(Tammy) ��
12/6/2013 9:57:10 PM(Tammy) Behind it?
12/6/2013 9:57:44 PM(Tammy) My mother has never been able to let anything go.  Most of us deal with bad things and move on
12/6/2013 9:58:06 PM(Tammy) She recites them like mantras.
12/6/2013 9:58:09 PM(Jase) Wow I so ducking get that
12/6/2013 9:58:15 PM(Jase) Ha ducking
12/6/2013 9:58:23 PM(Jase) ��
12/6/2013 9:58:29 PM(Tammy) When she talks about my father leaving her it was yesterday
12/6/2013 9:58:55 PM(Tammy) Finally I snapped.  I was like mom.   That was FOUR DECADES AGO.
12/6/2013 9:59:05 PM(Tammy) He was TWENTY.
12/6/2013 9:59:14 PM(Tammy) Get OVER IT.
12/6/2013 9:59:18 PM(Jase) I so so get that
12/6/2013 9:59:31 PM(Tammy) I vowed early on NEVER to be like that
12/6/2013 9:59:50 PM(Jase) Yeah smart. Good philosophy
12/6/2013 9:59:52 PM(Tammy) I'm like Harry POTTER in the sorting hat
12/6/2013 10:00:13 PM(Tammy) Not slytherin.  Not slytherin.  Lol
12/6/2013 10:00:30 PM(Tammy) I choose happy.
12/6/2013 10:00:42 PM(Tammy) I choose to make people happy.
12/6/2013 10:00:59 PM(Tammy) I own my mistakes and then MOVE ON.
12/6/2013 10:01:14 PM(Tammy) So I guess she gave me a gift.
12/6/2013 10:01:22 PM(Jase) Right!
12/6/2013 10:01:32 PM(Jase) That's very much how I am too
12/6/2013 10:02:01 PM(Tammy) It's why we are friends!
12/6/2013 10:02:17 PM(Jase) That's also what killed MK and I. She couldn't let go. When there was conflict, we never were allowed to reset to zero
12/6/2013 10:02:19 PM(Tammy) Plus we are super awesomely cool
12/6/2013 10:02:26 PM(Jase) And talented!
12/6/2013 10:02:38 PM(Jase) And we love squids! ��
12/6/2013 10:02:45 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Eventually you can't take it.  You never win.
12/6/2013 10:03:01 PM(Tammy) And it cycles over and over and over.
12/6/2013 10:03:13 PM(Tammy) Also my mother is a hoarder
12/6/2013 10:03:21 PM(Jase) There you go.
12/6/2013 10:03:31 PM(Tammy) Like tv show level
12/6/2013 10:03:45 PM(Tammy) I live in fear of her dying.
12/6/2013 10:03:47 PM(Jase) So it's going to be a challenge but not impossible to make peace it seems
12/6/2013 10:03:52 PM(Jase) Haha!
12/6/2013 10:04:04 PM(Jase) You could put her stuff on garage wars
12/6/2013 10:04:08 PM(Tammy) Thank god you got the joke!
12/6/2013 10:04:24 PM(Tammy) She has like...400 sewing machines
12/6/2013 10:04:52 PM(Tammy) At last count SIX barn frame looms.
12/6/2013 10:05:05 PM(Jase) Yeek
12/6/2013 10:05:06 PM(Tammy) Each one is the size of a large room
12/6/2013 10:05:23 PM(Jase) I like to live pretty streamlined
12/6/2013 10:05:24 PM(Tammy) And 100 sewing wheels.
12/6/2013 10:05:29 PM(Jase) Jeebus
12/6/2013 10:05:30 PM(Tammy) ME TOO
12/6/2013 10:05:50 PM(Tammy) Totes mcgoats.
12/6/2013 10:06:07 PM(Jase) Not to be insensitive. Just curious. Is it some form of actual mental illness?
12/6/2013 10:06:30 PM(Tammy) I think so.  Extreme depression
12/6/2013 10:06:58 PM(Tammy) But refuses to be treated.
12/6/2013 10:07:25 PM(Tammy) She goes to the doctor for every bump on her body though
12/6/2013 10:08:05 PM(Tammy) Ugh.  Lois issues.
12/6/2013 10:08:05 PM(Jase) Indeed
12/6/2013 10:08:33 PM(Tammy) I just want to be lalalalala
12/6/2013 10:08:55 PM(Tammy) Dance around and snuggle
12/6/2013 10:09:11 PM(Jase) Hear hear!!!
12/6/2013 10:09:35 PM(Tammy) And monkey sex.
12/6/2013 10:09:39 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 10:09:42 PM(Tammy) That's it!!!
12/6/2013 10:10:09 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 10:10:15 PM(Jase) Our "pixie" we've been doing elf on the shelf since way before it was in vogue
12/6/2013 10:10:46 PM(Jase) Do you decorate!
12/6/2013 10:11:29 PM(Tammy) Yes but not yet.  I haven't had the inclination.  Hugo is all that's out right now.
12/6/2013 10:13:12 PM(Jase) That's Hugo?
12/6/2013 10:13:18 PM(Tammy) Yup
12/6/2013 10:14:26 PM(Jase) Cute
12/6/2013 10:14:42 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 10:15:16 PM(Tammy) That hardly counts as decorating.  I use ours all year!
12/6/2013 10:15:19 PM(Jase) I just told Ian I plan on packing away twice as much as we are unpacking. I want to up the decorations
12/6/2013 10:15:27 PM(Jase) I love a festive house
12/6/2013 10:16:10 PM(Tammy) Me too.  When matt was little we had the whole outside and inside crazy decorated
12/6/2013 10:16:22 PM(Tammy) It's not as easy by yourself
12/6/2013 10:16:32 PM(Tammy) And yes.  That was self pity
12/6/2013 10:16:44 PM(Tammy) Pooorrrr tttaaammmyyyyyyyy
12/6/2013 10:19:18 PM(Jase) Awww
12/6/2013 10:19:36 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 10:19:51 PM(Jase) Keep your stockings up all year too? I don't think so!
12/6/2013 10:20:44 PM(Tammy) MY stockings are HOMEMADE.  I SEWED them.  And added glitter and everything
12/6/2013 10:21:03 PM(Tammy) Where's yours?
12/6/2013 10:21:08 PM(Jase) Niiice. I sewed Anna and mine. They are simple
12/6/2013 10:21:15 PM(Jase) Need another hanger
12/6/2013 10:21:21 PM(Tammy) Who fills your stocking?
12/6/2013 10:21:34 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 10:21:45 PM(Jase) Santa you silly!
12/6/2013 10:21:54 PM(Tammy) Mmmmm.  Yeah.
12/6/2013 10:22:04 PM(Tammy) Who fills your stocking?
12/6/2013 10:23:14 PM(Jase) Alas...
12/6/2013 10:23:52 PM(Tammy) I'm going to send you a stocking stuffer.
12/6/2013 10:24:02 PM(Jase) How sweet!!
12/6/2013 10:24:10 PM(Tammy) But you can't open it until Christmas morning
12/6/2013 10:24:14 PM(Jase) Hand delivered, of course
12/6/2013 10:24:34 PM(Tammy) Nope.  But you can email me your address.
12/6/2013 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) I'll give it to Santa.
12/6/2013 10:24:55 PM(Jase) K!!
12/6/2013 10:24:56 PM(Tammy) He'll deliver it.
12/6/2013 10:25:15 PM(Tammy) ��������������������
12/6/2013 10:34:53 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 10:35:04 PM(Jase) A bit dizzy
12/6/2013 10:44:51 PM(Tammy) It's not loading.
12/6/2013 10:44:54 PM(Tammy) Boo
12/6/2013 10:47:59 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhh!  Love the cameo!  You shaved!   http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xRibRj770J8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxRibRj770J8
12/6/2013 10:49:03 PM(Tammy) I'm obsessed with this commercial.  Hottie Mchotterson!
12/6/2013 10:51:16 PM(Jase) I did shave! I sent you a pic last Friday. You know as part of my ignoring you :-)
12/6/2013 10:51:35 PM(Tammy) The hottiest hottie that ever hottied
12/6/2013 10:51:46 PM(Tammy) You did?
12/6/2013 10:53:35 PM(Jase) Picking up Alyssa. Back online in a couple.
12/6/2013 11:06:20 PM(Jase) OMG that was infinity funny times another infinity
12/6/2013 11:07:21 PM(Tammy) Cray cray adorbs
12/6/2013 11:07:46 PM(Tammy) This.   Is how I choose to spend my time.  #issues
12/6/2013 11:11:27 PM(Jase) The only place I've ever known those words is right here on What'sApp
12/6/2013 11:11:41 PM(Jase) From my friend Tammy
12/6/2013 11:11:46 PM(Tammy) I'm ruining you
12/6/2013 11:12:12 PM(Jase) Past tense
12/6/2013 11:12:14 PM(Jase) Ruined
12/6/2013 11:12:19 PM(Tammy) Lmao.
12/6/2013 11:12:28 PM(Jase) Totes
12/6/2013 11:12:36 PM(Tammy) I love that you explained past tense to me
12/6/2013 11:13:36 PM(Tammy) "Ruined". I'm kind of proud of the ruining process!  Totes McGoats!
12/6/2013 11:14:29 PM(Jase) It's not even a slippery slope. It's a cliff
12/6/2013 11:14:41 PM(Tammy) Lmfao.  Boom.
12/6/2013 11:16:06 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 11:16:43 PM(Jase) Hey wow. That's cool. You are ms. Visual
12/6/2013 11:18:17 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 11:19:18 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 11:20:12 PM(Jase) Clever!
12/6/2013 11:20:21 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 11:20:27 PM(Tammy) Haha
12/6/2013 11:26:41 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 11:27:20 PM(Tammy) That.  Is a keeper.
12/6/2013 11:27:34 PM(Tammy) Not many people get that badge u know
12/6/2013 11:27:46 PM(Jase) Just me and that dude
12/6/2013 11:27:50 PM(Tammy) U have to EARN it
12/6/2013 11:28:24 PM(Tammy) Listening to Nouvelle Vague
12/6/2013 11:29:03 PM(Tammy) And Al Green
12/6/2013 11:31:47 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/6/2013 11:32:06 PM(Jase) Haven't heard nouvelle vague. Will put it on
12/6/2013 11:34:57 PM(Jase) Pretty good
12/6/2013 11:35:36 PM(Jase) Tucked in. Gonna conk out. Have to be up early to fix the electrical at havenwood
12/6/2013 11:37:58 PM(Tammy) ������
12/6/2013 11:40:45 PM(Jase) Nite nite
12/7/2013 9:09:20 AM(Tammy) Loved that email!  2008!
12/7/2013 9:09:48 AM(Tammy) When how why the fuck did we get connected?!!
12/7/2013 9:10:28 AM(Jase) February 15 2007. Missy mckerroll's blog :-)
12/7/2013 9:10:38 AM(Jase) Just looked it up last night
12/7/2013 9:28:21 AM(Tammy) Whoa.   Dammmmmm.
12/7/2013 9:28:33 AM(Tammy) Can you screen shot that?
12/7/2013 9:40:43 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 9:40:44 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 9:40:44 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 9:40:45 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 9:40:45 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 10:06:46 AM(Tammy) Dood.   How do you still have that?
12/7/2013 10:09:28 AM(Tammy) http://www.viralnova.com/backyard-igloo/
12/7/2013 10:51:24 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 11:04:02 AM(Jase) Gmail has it. So you do too
12/7/2013 11:59:24 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 11:59:34 AM(Tammy) Today's model.
12/7/2013 12:03:12 PM(Jase) He is the hottiest hottie that ever hottied
12/7/2013 12:03:13 PM(Tammy) Luke Perry's cousin. Not really.
12/7/2013 12:03:25 PM(Tammy) So hottie mchotterson!
12/7/2013 12:03:27 PM(Jase) Love the igloo! Have to make one here!!
12/7/2013 12:03:47 PM(Tammy) I thought that was very JDesque
12/7/2013 12:04:03 PM(Jase) No shit. It's going on my 2014 list
12/7/2013 12:04:17 PM(Tammy) ��
12/7/2013 12:05:43 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 12:05:50 PM(Tammy) OMG
12/7/2013 12:06:02 PM(Tammy) Dreamy
12/7/2013 12:06:03 PM(Jase) Nice light
12/7/2013 12:06:21 PM(Tammy) Yeah
12/7/2013 12:06:27 PM(Jase) I'm assuming you'll be heading back to your place after to look closely at the proofs
12/7/2013 12:12:38 PM(Tammy) Haha.  I have three boys here.
12/7/2013 12:12:58 PM(Jase) Oh now that could make for a noteworthy day then...
12/7/2013 12:13:19 PM(Tammy) I could make you look like that.
12/7/2013 12:13:27 PM(Tammy) Just so you know
12/7/2013 12:13:50 PM(Jase) Let's do it
12/7/2013 12:37:12 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 12:38:55 PM(Jase) Nice. Great expression. Whose lips?
12/7/2013 12:58:42 PM(Tammy) Mine.
12/7/2013 12:58:49 PM(Tammy) No.  Not really
12/7/2013 12:58:52 PM(Tammy) Model
12/7/2013 12:59:12 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 12:59:18 PM(Tammy) Model 2
12/7/2013 1:12:30 PM(Jase) Dang. Where'd you find these hottie mc hottersons?
12/7/2013 1:15:24 PM(Tammy) That's one of my best friends
12/7/2013 1:15:33 PM(Jase) Awesome
12/7/2013 1:19:17 PM(Tammy) Annnd done.
12/7/2013 1:19:31 PM(Tammy) I love photographing boys.  So easy.
12/7/2013 1:19:47 PM(Jase) At least we have that going for us
12/7/2013 1:20:05 PM(Jase) Brush out hair. Put on a bow tie. We are good
12/7/2013 1:54:26 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 1:54:34 PM(Tammy) Cover.
12/7/2013 1:56:06 PM(Jase) Nailed it
12/7/2013 2:18:10 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 2:18:16 PM(Tammy) Edit
12/7/2013 2:18:42 PM(Jase) Better
12/7/2013 2:36:19 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 3:34:13 PM(Tammy) I FORGOT YOU HAD A CRUSH ON MISSY.  OMG
12/7/2013 3:34:19 PM(Tammy) laughing
12/7/2013 5:23:50 PM(Jase) Yeah we are going to leave that one in the archives. Maybe not a crush but I appreciated her passion
12/7/2013 5:24:38 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 5:26:39 PM(Jase) Alyssa trying on dresses today
12/7/2013 5:54:17 PM(Tammy) For what?  She's GORGEOUS.  also. You in a carhart and her in sequins makes me laugh.
12/7/2013 7:34:49 PM(Jase) Just for fun. We had a downtown "Dickens of a Christmas". We were popping in and out of shops. Carhartts and sequins. That's how we roll in the Dufair household
12/7/2013 7:37:19 PM(Tammy) Haha awesome!
12/7/2013 7:37:34 PM(Tammy) Very holidayish!
12/7/2013 10:05:03 PM(Tammy) "I will not be picking caterpillars off of milk pods".   I'm weird.
12/7/2013 10:38:23 PM(Jase) Nice one. Did you come across the one where I said I'd blow Jesus. I'm weird squared
12/7/2013 10:47:20 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/7/2013 10:47:26 PM(Tammy) No!  You win life!
12/7/2013 10:47:40 PM(Tammy) Outtake
12/7/2013 10:47:56 PM(Tammy) Redefine happy couple.  Lol
12/7/2013 10:48:11 PM(Jase) Now that's not the kind of magazine I thought you were producing!
12/7/2013 10:48:21 PM(Tammy) Hahahahaha
12/7/2013 10:48:42 PM(Jase) Perfect expression
12/7/2013 10:49:15 PM(Jase) I'm not feeling like I win life. Kids bickered all night. I got grumpy
12/7/2013 10:50:02 PM(Jase) Biggest issue - whether to continue with putting the felt chicken head as the tree topper or go with something more conventional
12/7/2013 10:50:53 PM(Tammy) Oh god. That IS upsetting!  ����
12/7/2013 10:51:07 PM(Jase) Tragic, right?
12/7/2013 10:51:36 PM(Tammy) I mean...chicken head IS kind of mesmerizing...being vegan and all...
12/7/2013 10:52:14 PM(Tammy) I was mesmerized by who you thought "the one" was in 2009
12/7/2013 10:52:27 PM(Jase) Yeah it's a tribute to all the animals who get axed for Xmas. I came up with it a long time ago
12/7/2013 10:52:31 PM(Jase) Oh fuck
12/7/2013 10:52:38 PM(Jase) Delete button
12/7/2013 10:52:43 PM(Tammy) And you only wrote me ONE email in 2010
12/7/2013 10:52:48 PM(Tammy) One!
12/7/2013 10:52:51 PM(Tammy) Fail
12/7/2013 10:52:58 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/7/2013 10:53:05 PM(Jase) Jeebus. Are you reading every email?
12/7/2013 10:53:16 PM(Jase) How many did you write me?
12/7/2013 10:53:24 PM(Tammy) No.  Just the ones with catchy titles
12/7/2013 10:53:40 PM(Tammy) Um...negative zero
12/7/2013 10:53:49 PM(Jase) Fail
12/7/2013 10:53:51 PM(Tammy) But you were all Brady Bunche
12/7/2013 10:53:58 PM(Tammy) Bunchy
12/7/2013 10:54:01 PM(Jase) ��
12/7/2013 10:54:04 PM(Tammy) In my defense
12/7/2013 10:54:17 PM(Jase) A momentary lapse of reason
12/7/2013 10:54:21 PM(Tammy) All those kids and bread baking
12/7/2013 10:54:38 PM(Jase) At least I still bake :-)
12/7/2013 10:55:34 PM(Tammy) I remember thinking I had to not contact you because you were in a new place
12/7/2013 10:55:57 PM(Jase) Yeah I get that.
12/7/2013 10:56:07 PM(Jase) At least I now know who "the one" truly is
12/7/2013 10:56:16 PM(Tammy) Yeah?
12/7/2013 10:56:27 PM(Tammy) Let's see the list for 2014
12/7/2013 10:56:37 PM(Jase) �� Santa! ��
12/7/2013 10:56:45 PM(Tammy) Is she in touch with nature?
12/7/2013 10:56:51 PM(Tammy) In shape?
12/7/2013 10:56:57 PM(Tammy) Attractive?
12/7/2013 10:57:06 PM(Tammy) Supported with alimony?
12/7/2013 10:57:14 PM(Tammy) I loved that list.
12/7/2013 10:57:20 PM(Tammy) So much!!
12/7/2013 10:57:46 PM(Jase) Ha. Still think I win life???
12/7/2013 10:57:58 PM(Tammy) Yes.
12/7/2013 10:58:09 PM(Tammy) You are MUCH more grounded
12/7/2013 10:58:45 PM(Tammy) I like this jason way better
12/7/2013 10:58:51 PM(Jase) "If you see me getting mighty, if you see me getting high, knock me down. I'm not bigger than life"
12/7/2013 10:59:00 PM(Jase) Yeah you know I do too
12/7/2013 11:00:28 PM(Jase) The one good thing that has come from the whole MK debacle is that
12/7/2013 11:00:37 PM(Jase) I can't seem to phrase it
12/7/2013 11:01:15 PM(Jase) That I know I can't really know or understand some things
12/7/2013 11:01:47 PM(Tammy) Unexplainable?
12/7/2013 11:02:18 PM(Jase) That there's a lot that's out of my control I guess you could say. Even with the best of intentions and understandings and such
12/7/2013 11:02:54 PM(Tammy) Um.  Life?  Control life?
12/7/2013 11:03:33 PM(Tammy) Not possible.
12/7/2013 11:04:09 PM(Jase) Nope
12/7/2013 11:04:29 PM(Tammy) June 19, 2007
12/7/2013 11:04:38 PM(Jase) "Thanks for the pics kudos -- a local photographer who I admire called me after I took one of his classes and asked if I would start shooting weddings with him -- I agreed to one tentatively -- because I don't really know if I want to make that kind of commitment. I'm commitment phobic.  ::grin::"
12/7/2013 11:04:39 PM(Tammy) Ok
12/7/2013 11:04:58 PM(Tammy) I read that one!
12/7/2013 11:05:17 PM(Jase) Guess the whole wedding photog thing seems to have panned out
12/7/2013 11:05:33 PM(Tammy) Yeah I guess.
12/7/2013 11:06:01 PM(Tammy) I was thinking you might be the ONLY person who's seen every incarnation
12/7/2013 11:06:12 PM(Jase) Of?
12/7/2013 11:06:39 PM(Tammy) Me!  In my business context
12/7/2013 11:06:59 PM(Tammy) I noticed I don't talk about my personal that much
12/7/2013 11:07:04 PM(Tammy) Typical
12/7/2013 11:07:49 PM(Jase) It's always been a challenge. You are skilled at redirection :-)
12/7/2013 11:07:59 PM(Tammy) I am.
12/7/2013 11:08:07 PM(Tammy) Thanks for noticing
12/7/2013 11:08:44 PM(Jase) I like you just the way you are
12/7/2013 11:09:19 PM(Jase) Hope that didn't gone across as harsh
12/7/2013 11:10:22 PM(Tammy) Nope.  I know it and own it and I don't mind real honesty!!
12/7/2013 11:12:27 PM(Tammy) And if you want to know stuff I'm giving you permission to ask
12/7/2013 11:12:32 PM(Tammy) ;)
12/7/2013 11:13:19 PM(Jase) Ok. Let's see
12/7/2013 11:13:26 PM(Tammy) Or you could just skin along the surface
12/7/2013 11:13:34 PM(Tammy) Lalalalala
12/7/2013 11:14:09 PM(Jase) I actually don't know how old you are
12/7/2013 11:14:32 PM(Tammy) Hahaha 45
12/7/2013 11:14:42 PM(Jase) Sibs?
12/7/2013 11:14:46 PM(Tammy) But most people think I'm 38
12/7/2013 11:14:53 PM(Tammy) Nope
12/7/2013 11:14:55 PM(Tammy) Only
12/7/2013 11:15:14 PM(Jase) I know about your mom. Your dad?
12/7/2013 11:15:29 PM(Tammy) Left when I was a baby
12/7/2013 11:15:42 PM(Jase) No contact?
12/7/2013 11:15:51 PM(Tammy) Nope.  Never.
12/7/2013 11:16:02 PM(Jase) Still alive?
12/7/2013 11:16:09 PM(Tammy) Don't know
12/7/2013 11:16:17 PM(Tammy) Last name Smith.  Lol
12/7/2013 11:16:51 PM(Jase) Think about that whole thing much? Like does it form much of your identity
12/7/2013 11:16:54 PM(Tammy) The Swales Files.
12/7/2013 11:17:27 PM(Tammy) Um.  Sometimes.  Mostly at weddings when I see how much dads love their daughters
12/7/2013 11:17:37 PM(Tammy) That sometimes cuts me
12/7/2013 11:17:51 PM(Jase) I bet
12/7/2013 11:18:13 PM(Tammy) It makes you feel not worthy or something
12/7/2013 11:18:23 PM(Jase) Damn
12/7/2013 11:18:23 PM(Tammy) Not quite good enough
12/7/2013 11:18:37 PM(Tammy) So your kids are LUCKY
12/7/2013 11:18:57 PM(Tammy) And I so so admire you and how you raise them
12/7/2013 11:19:19 PM(Jase) They are indeed. I love them so much. Chicken head bickering and all
12/7/2013 11:19:40 PM(Tammy) Then I put it away.  Nothing to be done.
12/7/2013 11:19:48 PM(Jase) Right
12/7/2013 11:19:49 PM(Tammy) Yup.  Good with bad
12/7/2013 11:20:01 PM(Tammy) How am I doing?
12/7/2013 11:20:08 PM(Tammy) :)
12/7/2013 11:20:24 PM(Tammy) every day. Meeting demons. Meeting Buddhas
12/7/2013 11:20:43 PM(Jase) You are sailing with flying colors!!! ������
12/7/2013 11:20:43 PM(Tammy) Totes mcgoats
12/7/2013 11:20:51 PM(Tammy) Lame
12/7/2013 11:20:59 PM(Tammy) Ask me harder ones
12/7/2013 11:21:03 PM(Jase) Are meta questions allowed?
12/7/2013 11:21:09 PM(Tammy) Yup
12/7/2013 11:21:28 PM(Jase) Why don't you like talking abut yourself?
12/7/2013 11:21:35 PM(Tammy) I'm in bed in the dark
12/7/2013 11:21:44 PM(Tammy) It's easier to be open
12/7/2013 11:21:47 PM(Jase) Me too
12/7/2013 11:21:52 PM(Tammy) Pardon the pun
12/7/2013 11:21:58 PM(Jase) Pillow chat
12/7/2013 11:22:19 PM(Tammy) Um.  Well.  I am actually very private. And shy.
12/7/2013 11:22:22 PM(Tammy) True
12/7/2013 11:22:54 PM(Tammy) I've built this ability to be shiny to hide how I really feel and think
12/7/2013 11:23:12 PM(Jase) Why?
12/7/2013 11:23:17 PM(Tammy) You have to know me really well to know when I'm upset
12/7/2013 11:23:29 PM(Tammy) Cuz I just get quiet
12/7/2013 11:24:03 PM(Tammy) Why?   Because I grew up with crazy step father.  Bipolar and ANGRY
12/7/2013 11:24:31 PM(Tammy) so i learned to turn inward and not let him know he was hurting me
12/7/2013 11:24:42 PM(Jase) Damn. Did not know
12/7/2013 11:24:56 PM(Tammy) I can disconnect very quickly if I feel threatened
12/7/2013 11:25:28 PM(Tammy) Literally I envision a wall and you can't get in
12/7/2013 11:25:40 PM(Tammy) That's why I'm always calm
12/7/2013 11:25:45 PM(Tammy) Always.
12/7/2013 11:25:55 PM(Jase) How old were you when he showed up?
12/7/2013 11:26:07 PM(Tammy) The louder and angrier you get the calmer I get
12/7/2013 11:26:11 PM(Tammy) 4
12/7/2013 11:26:26 PM(Jase) Until?
12/7/2013 11:26:31 PM(Tammy) 35
12/7/2013 11:27:17 PM(Tammy) He threw me out on the street once in my teens.
12/7/2013 11:27:27 PM(Jase) Damn
12/7/2013 11:27:26 PM(Tammy) In the middle of the night
12/7/2013 11:27:38 PM(Tammy) With a garbage bag of clothes
12/7/2013 11:27:48 PM(Tammy) So dramatic
12/7/2013 11:27:50 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/7/2013 11:28:29 PM(Tammy) I dont ruffle on the surface but inside I'm usually terrified and upset.
12/7/2013 11:28:54 PM(Tammy) Everyone has their own issues.
12/7/2013 11:29:03 PM(Jase) Oh yeah
12/7/2013 11:29:06 PM(Tammy) I can see that now as an adult
12/7/2013 11:29:31 PM(Tammy) The trick is to face and fight back.
12/7/2013 11:29:40 PM(Jase) Like Ben Harper says. "Everyone I know is in the fight of their life"
12/7/2013 11:29:43 PM(Tammy) Which took me 40 years
12/7/2013 11:29:46 PM(Jase) Jinx!
12/7/2013 11:29:54 PM(Tammy) Gmta
12/7/2013 11:30:08 PM(Tammy) What else?
12/7/2013 11:30:27 PM(Tammy) I feel like I'm on Jepoardy
12/7/2013 11:30:28 PM(Jase) Yeah it's a matter of what we do with the steaming piles of shit we are all handed
12/7/2013 11:30:52 PM(Tammy) I'll take Swales growing up for 500 Alex
12/7/2013 11:30:58 PM(Jase) Wow this is like having all of Disney to myself!
12/7/2013 11:31:06 PM(Tammy) Laughing
12/7/2013 11:31:26 PM(Jase) Double jeopardy!
12/7/2013 11:32:48 PM(Jase) Hearts and heartbreaks for 1000
12/7/2013 11:32:50 PM(Jase) Your loves. Any patterns?
12/7/2013 11:33:02 PM(Tammy) Hmmmm.  Good one.
12/7/2013 11:33:16 PM(Tammy) Thinking
12/7/2013 11:33:41 PM(Tammy) No physically.  I tend to see the person.
12/7/2013 11:34:00 PM(Jase) Not physical. Emotional/personal
12/7/2013 11:34:09 PM(Tammy) I KNOW
12/7/2013 11:34:15 PM(Tammy) I'm thinking!!
12/7/2013 11:34:32 PM(Jase) Cue the jeopardy theme song...
12/7/2013 11:35:18 PM(Tammy) Um.  I think I worked through some ideas I had about relationships with the men I've dated.
12/7/2013 11:35:41 PM(Tammy)  eric was who I thought I should marry.
12/7/2013 11:35:59 PM(Tammy) Lawyer.  Attractive. Popular.
12/7/2013 11:36:28 PM(Tammy) I was looking for a place to land.  Eric was there.
12/7/2013 11:37:09 PM(Jase) Brief sequence for those of us catching up on Netflix?
12/7/2013 11:37:18 PM(Jase) Eric was boat guy?
12/7/2013 11:37:25 PM(Tammy) Then I had a kind of who the hell am I I'm miserable phase that ended in divorce.
12/7/2013 11:37:33 PM(Tammy) No.  Husband.
12/7/2013 11:37:43 PM(Jase) Matts dad?
12/7/2013 11:37:49 PM(Tammy) Yup
12/7/2013 11:37:53 PM(Jase) K
12/7/2013 11:37:56 PM(Jase) Carry on
12/7/2013 11:38:12 PM(Tammy) Then I went through that divorcee phase
12/7/2013 11:38:20 PM(Tammy) When you are crazy
12/7/2013 11:38:43 PM(Tammy) Not particularly proud of those years.
12/7/2013 11:38:56 PM(Jase) how so?
12/7/2013 11:39:27 PM(Tammy) I married too soon and never really figured out who I was and what I wanted.
12/7/2013 11:39:38 PM(Jase) How old?
12/7/2013 11:39:57 PM(Tammy) Eric and I shared an inability to talk about how we felt
12/7/2013 11:40:02 PM(Tammy) Disaster
12/7/2013 11:40:07 PM(Jase) Hah
12/7/2013 11:40:18 PM(Tammy) I met him at 19
12/7/2013 11:40:23 PM(Tammy) He was 27
12/7/2013 11:40:33 PM(Tammy) And seemed so glamorous
12/7/2013 11:40:45 PM(Jase) Heh
12/7/2013 11:40:45 PM(Tammy) Football player turned lawyer
12/7/2013 11:40:59 PM(Jase) Wow. You were living the dream
12/7/2013 11:41:24 PM(Tammy) So after we split I met Danny.
12/7/2013 11:41:41 PM(Tammy) Life of the party.  Sexy.  Funny.
12/7/2013 11:42:14 PM(Jase) Wait I missed the divorcee part!
12/7/2013 11:42:31 PM(Tammy) I really fell for him hard.  We bought a house together and he broke up with me two weeks before closing.
12/7/2013 11:42:41 PM(Jase) Jesus
12/7/2013 11:42:55 PM(Tammy) I was DEVASTATED
12/7/2013 11:43:52 PM(Tammy) remember when I used to say I have a hard time letting go?  Danny.   We dated on and off for FIVE years after that.
12/7/2013 11:44:05 PM(Tammy) Time wasted.  I was so stupid
12/7/2013 11:44:11 PM(Jase) I remember
12/7/2013 11:44:17 PM(Tammy) But that REJECTION.
12/7/2013 11:44:48 PM(Tammy) God it took me forever to see it was HIM.  I blamed myself for so long.
12/7/2013 11:45:01 PM(Jase) I get that
12/7/2013 11:45:07 PM(Tammy) He's a serial dater.  We are still friends.
12/7/2013 11:45:22 PM(Jase) I'm working on that right now. The rejection thing
12/7/2013 11:45:25 PM(Tammy) That's HIS pattern.
12/7/2013 11:45:30 PM(Jase) Yeah
12/7/2013 11:45:48 PM(Tammy) But you think something is wrong with YOU
12/7/2013 11:45:58 PM(Jase) Right
12/7/2013 11:46:07 PM(Tammy) Danny only wanted me when we weren't together
12/7/2013 11:46:23 PM(Tammy) Awful crazy heartbreak
12/7/2013 11:46:54 PM(Tammy) So the boat guy happened because I was desperate to break a pattern with Danny
12/7/2013 11:47:33 PM(Tammy) And the only way was to do a total cut off and become unavailable
12/7/2013 11:47:55 PM(Jase) Makes sense actually
12/7/2013 11:48:28 PM(Tammy) So I never loved tom.  But again I SUCKED at talking about how I really feel and hate confrontation
12/7/2013 11:48:59 PM(Jase) Hear hear
12/7/2013 11:49:01 PM(Tammy) And I was so broken that I thought Tom was what I deserved
12/7/2013 11:49:21 PM(Tammy) So that was another bunch of miserable years
12/7/2013 11:49:26 PM(Jase) Ick
12/7/2013 11:49:41 PM(Tammy) But I finally faced it and kicked him out
12/7/2013 11:49:53 PM(Jase) I remember that
12/7/2013 11:49:55 PM(Tammy) He told matt that he'd be back
12/7/2013 11:50:00 PM(Tammy) Yuck
12/7/2013 11:50:20 PM(Tammy) Must have been a shock when I never called
12/7/2013 11:50:31 PM(Tammy) He cheated.
12/7/2013 11:50:43 PM(Jase) Lame
12/7/2013 11:51:07 PM(Tammy) Finally I got an email out of the blue from an old boyfriend
12/7/2013 11:51:31 PM(Tammy) Who told me a bunch of fancy stories that I believed
12/7/2013 11:51:39 PM(Jase) Ah yes
12/7/2013 11:51:51 PM(Tammy) And that all turned out to be disaster
12/7/2013 11:51:54 PM(Tammy) So.
12/7/2013 11:51:59 PM(Jase) Yeah
12/7/2013 11:52:03 PM(Tammy) I am DONE dating
12/7/2013 11:52:09 PM(Tammy) I suck at it
12/7/2013 11:52:17 PM(Tammy) I need a break.
12/7/2013 11:52:31 PM(Tammy) I don't trust my personal instincts
12/7/2013 11:52:46 PM(Tammy) Am I putting you to sleep yet
12/7/2013 11:53:46 PM(Tammy) Yup.  I did.
12/7/2013 11:53:52 PM(Jase) Funny you ask. I was sound asleep watching a movie with the kids. Gave up trying to stay awake and came up to go to bed
12/7/2013 11:54:00 PM(Jase) Saw you texted and had to read
12/7/2013 11:54:12 PM(Jase) So no. Opposite
12/7/2013 11:54:20 PM(Jase) This is honestly a gift T
12/7/2013 11:54:21 PM(Tammy) Lol.
12/7/2013 11:54:30 PM(Tammy) It feels AWFUL
12/7/2013 11:54:37 PM(Jase) Telling stories is what makes us who we are
12/7/2013 11:54:40 PM(Jase) Awful?
12/7/2013 11:54:49 PM(Tammy) I HATE talking about all that crap
12/7/2013 11:55:10 PM(Tammy) It makes me realize how STUPID I've been.  Ugh
12/7/2013 11:55:20 PM(Tammy) Ask me something else
12/7/2013 11:55:54 PM(Jase) Doesn't seem stupid to me. Seems familiar
12/7/2013 11:56:04 PM(Tammy) I just want a normal happy relationship
12/7/2013 11:56:08 PM(Jase) Wanting someone to love you for who you are
12/7/2013 11:56:11 PM(Jase) Yeah hear hear
12/7/2013 11:56:20 PM(Tammy) With someone who I BELIEVE in
12/7/2013 11:56:25 PM(Tammy) And LIKE
12/7/2013 11:56:31 PM(Jase) Nicely put
12/7/2013 11:56:48 PM(Tammy) Who likes ME.
12/7/2013 11:56:57 PM(Tammy) Just me.
12/7/2013 11:57:25 PM(Tammy) But that seems like a mountain
12/7/2013 11:57:42 PM(Jase) Hope is irrational
12/7/2013 11:57:44 PM(Tammy) So ask me a happy question
12/7/2013 11:57:52 PM(Jase) K!
12/7/2013 11:58:06 PM(Jase) Who's your favorite Beatle?
12/7/2013 11:58:32 PM(Tammy) Hmmmmm.   Paul. Don't judge
12/7/2013 11:58:45 PM(Jase) I knew it
12/7/2013 11:59:10 PM(Tammy) Heehee.  John was too existential
12/7/2013 11:59:13 PM(Jase) John for me.
12/7/2013 11:59:27 PM(Tammy) Did u see yokos new video
12/7/2013 11:59:34 PM(Jase) No!
12/7/2013 11:59:39 PM(Jase) You know me
12/7/2013 11:59:59 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d3mvEfON2CI&autoplay=1&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253Dd3mvEfON2CI%2526autoplay%253D1
12/8/2013 12:00:04 AM(Tammy) Watch.
12/8/2013 12:00:08 AM(Tammy) Now.
12/8/2013 12:00:16 AM(Jase) K. Hold
12/8/2013 12:00:19 AM(Tammy) It's pretty fantastic.
12/8/2013 12:04:21 AM(Tammy) Bad Dancer!
12/8/2013 12:04:31 AM(Jase) That was pretty brilliant
12/8/2013 12:04:31 AM(Tammy) No Regrets!
12/8/2013 12:04:48 AM(Tammy) I had to watch it again
12/8/2013 12:05:07 AM(Jase) It's a good mantra. I'm sure I'll watch it several times
12/8/2013 12:05:17 AM(Jase) I've always liked her
12/8/2013 12:05:23 AM(Tammy) You're welcome!
12/8/2013 12:05:38 AM(Jase) Thank you ������
12/8/2013 12:05:40 AM(Tammy) More questions please.
12/8/2013 12:05:47 AM(Jase) Yay!
12/8/2013 12:05:52 AM(Tammy) Before I go to sleep.
12/8/2013 12:06:02 AM(Tammy) Do u still snore?
12/8/2013 12:06:16 AM(Jase) Alas yes.
12/8/2013 12:06:22 AM(Tammy) Booooo.
12/8/2013 12:06:24 AM(Jase) Maybe not forever
12/8/2013 12:06:34 AM(Jase) Let's see
12/8/2013 12:07:01 AM(Jase) What's your favorite part of yourself, physically?
12/8/2013 12:07:10 AM(Tammy) My vagina
12/8/2013 12:07:15 AM(Tammy) HAHAHAHA
12/8/2013 12:07:22 AM(Tammy) I said vagina
12/8/2013 12:07:29 AM(Jase) You didn't hesitate!
12/8/2013 12:07:36 AM(Tammy) Um.  I like my laugh
12/8/2013 12:07:45 AM(Jase) Me too!
12/8/2013 12:07:51 AM(Tammy) Is that physical?
12/8/2013 12:07:58 AM(Tammy) I think it is
12/8/2013 12:08:00 AM(Jase) Yep
12/8/2013 12:08:38 AM(Jase) Play any instruments?
12/8/2013 12:08:51 AM(Tammy) Badumdum
12/8/2013 12:09:05 AM(Tammy) I'm about to blow your mind
12/8/2013 12:09:12 AM(Tammy) In HS
12/8/2013 12:09:15 AM(Tammy) Flute
12/8/2013 12:09:21 AM(Tammy) Bassoon
12/8/2013 12:09:43 AM(Tammy) Baritone (briefly)
12/8/2013 12:09:58 AM(Tammy) Now none
12/8/2013 12:10:09 AM(Jase) Miss it?
12/8/2013 12:10:29 AM(Tammy) Mmmmm no.  I was never really amazing at it
12/8/2013 12:10:48 AM(Jase) Sing?
12/8/2013 12:11:04 AM(Tammy) I can sing.  I choose not to.
12/8/2013 12:11:35 AM(Tammy) Not like you
12/8/2013 12:12:11 AM(Jase) We went to the vintage clothing shop today. As you know
12/8/2013 12:12:37 AM(Tammy) Alyssa is so cray cray adorbs
12/8/2013 12:12:43 AM(Jase) The woman had her mom and sister there. They were doing three part harmonies on ukes
12/8/2013 12:12:53 AM(Jase) It was amazing and ethereal
12/8/2013 12:12:52 AM(Tammy) Stop it.
12/8/2013 12:12:58 AM(Jase) I joined in
12/8/2013 12:12:59 AM(Tammy) That's so cool.
12/8/2013 12:13:07 AM(Jase) Thought I was going to die
12/8/2013 12:13:15 AM(Jase) The mom was like 80
12/8/2013 12:13:16 AM(Tammy) My Sullivan plays uke.
12/8/2013 12:13:32 AM(Jase) He looks like he'd play the uke
12/8/2013 12:14:10 AM(Jase) Woman was cute and complimented me on my singing :-) nice ego scratch
12/8/2013 12:14:25 AM(Jase) I was just having a good time. It was so unlikely
12/8/2013 12:15:07 AM(Jase) You choose not to? Even in the shower?
12/8/2013 12:15:07 AM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbz1mb-vxI&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253Dfcbz1mb-vxI
12/8/2013 12:15:20 AM(Tammy) They sang their vows
12/8/2013 12:15:28 AM(Tammy) I balled my eyes out
12/8/2013 12:15:43 AM(Tammy) Hard when you're taking photos.
12/8/2013 12:19:05 AM(Jase) Jesus h Christ on a cracker that was amazing. I'm all choked up and I don't even know then
12/8/2013 12:19:05 AM(Tammy) You have an amazing voice
12/8/2013 12:19:26 AM(Jase) I sang with a lover in college. It was magical
12/8/2013 12:19:26 AM(Tammy) I love them.  They wrote that song
12/8/2013 12:19:47 AM(Jase) They should record it and put it on iTunes
12/8/2013 12:19:52 AM(Tammy) You would LOVE sullivan
12/8/2013 12:20:00 AM(Jase) So I can listen to it 500 times
12/8/2013 12:20:03 AM(Jase) I bet
12/8/2013 12:20:16 AM(Jase) Jesus that was good
12/8/2013 12:20:16 AM(Tammy) They are the ultimate creative couple
12/8/2013 12:20:24 AM(Jase) I'm blown away
12/8/2013 12:20:39 AM(Tammy) I have one of his songs on my iTunes.  I'll dig it up
12/8/2013 12:21:14 AM(Jase) I've been thinking I'd put some recording and maybe a few solo gigs on my 2014 list
12/8/2013 12:21:13 AM(Tammy) Haha see?  I can match you on creativity!
12/8/2013 12:21:25 AM(Tammy) Why thinking?
12/8/2013 12:21:27 AM(Jase) No doubt there
12/8/2013 12:21:31 AM(Tammy) Just DO
12/8/2013 12:21:41 AM(Jase) I prob will
12/8/2013 12:21:55 AM(Jase) You can come and be my one fan
12/8/2013 12:21:57 AM(Tammy) Commitment phob. ;)
12/8/2013 12:22:06 AM(Jase) No not at all
12/8/2013 12:22:07 AM(Tammy) You have many fans.
12/8/2013 12:22:21 AM(Tammy) Don't lie to the swaler!
12/8/2013 12:22:24 AM(Tammy) ;)
12/8/2013 12:22:40 AM(Jase) I just hesitate when considering doing anything that isn't family related
12/8/2013 12:22:52 AM(Tammy) Really.
12/8/2013 12:22:58 AM(Jase) I do plenty anyway
12/8/2013 12:23:04 AM(Jase) But I have to weigh it
12/8/2013 12:23:03 AM(Tammy) That is TOTALLY interesting
12/8/2013 12:23:16 AM(Jase) It's a balance
12/8/2013 12:23:19 AM(Tammy) I think it's CRUCIAL
12/8/2013 12:23:25 AM(Jase) It is
12/8/2013 12:23:58 AM(Jase) But I think a few solo gigs would be worth it. Actually Alyssa and I have talked about open mic night too
12/8/2013 12:24:15 AM(Jase) And recording is just a matte of time. I'll def do that
12/8/2013 12:24:50 AM(Tammy) What else is going on your list
12/8/2013 12:25:13 AM(Jase) My problem is that I get in flow mode. You know about this. And then things like laundry, dishes, lunches go out the window
12/8/2013 12:25:26 AM(Jase) Finish remodeling
12/8/2013 12:25:29 AM(Tammy) Yup.  I DO know
12/8/2013 12:25:52 AM(Jase) Finish my iphone app. Just busted that one back out a few days ago
12/8/2013 12:26:12 AM(Tammy) Oooooh make me one!!!
12/8/2013 12:26:27 AM(Tammy) I WANT MY OEN IPHONE APP
12/8/2013 12:27:12 AM(Jase) Layout is a bit wacked on my 5
12/8/2013 12:27:15 AM(Tammy) one more question before bed
12/8/2013 12:27:23 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 12:27:24 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 12:27:24 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 12:27:33 AM(Tammy) Make it a good one
12/8/2013 12:28:01 AM(Tammy) What am I looking at
12/8/2013 12:28:11 AM(Tammy) What is it for
12/8/2013 12:28:14 AM(Jase) Screen shots of my app
12/8/2013 12:28:31 AM(Jase) Tracking kids grades
12/8/2013 12:29:05 AM(Tammy) I want an app like "baked by melissa". Or "Brit and co"
12/8/2013 12:29:19 AM(Jase) Those are real apps?
12/8/2013 12:29:27 AM(Tammy) Go big or stY home
12/8/2013 12:29:38 AM(Tammy) Yes they are real apps!!!
12/8/2013 12:29:48 AM(Jase) I'll look then up
12/8/2013 12:29:50 AM(Tammy) And sooooo awesome
12/8/2013 12:30:09 AM(Jase) You do need an app
12/8/2013 12:30:16 AM(Jase) You should hire me
12/8/2013 12:30:20 AM(Tammy) Right?
12/8/2013 12:30:47 AM(Tammy) You should make it because I read your "this is the one" lists
12/8/2013 12:31:02 AM(Jase) Fair trade
12/8/2013 12:31:10 AM(Tammy) HAHAHAHA
12/8/2013 12:31:18 AM(Jase) It's going to be "the app"
12/8/2013 12:31:37 AM(Tammy) I have a lot of time and energy invested in you  Dufair
12/8/2013 12:32:35 AM(Jase) It's true. And I you. Not bad for two people who haven't even been in the same room
12/8/2013 12:32:50 AM(Tammy) Seriously.
12/8/2013 12:33:02 AM(Jase) Last question?
12/8/2013 12:33:02 AM(Tammy) Tesseract
12/8/2013 12:33:05 AM(Jase) Hmm
12/8/2013 12:33:10 AM(Tammy) Yep.  Do it
12/8/2013 12:33:45 AM(Tammy) Ask one you think you'd never ask
12/8/2013 12:34:07 AM(Jase) Would be nice to know how smooth your skin is...
12/8/2013 12:34:18 AM(Jase) That's not a question. Though
12/8/2013 12:34:19 AM(Tammy) Baby smooth
12/8/2013 12:34:36 AM(Tammy) I'm a moisturizaholic
12/8/2013 12:34:48 AM(Tammy) Ok.  I'm ready
12/8/2013 12:35:06 AM(Jase) Will you show me someday?
12/8/2013 12:35:16 AM(Tammy) My skin?
12/8/2013 12:35:22 AM(Jase) Yep
12/8/2013 12:35:29 AM(Tammy) Like Hannibal Lector?
12/8/2013 12:35:38 AM(Jase) OMG. Nicely done
12/8/2013 12:35:47 AM(Jase) Yeah. On a lampshade
12/8/2013 12:35:50 AM(Tammy) It must put moisturizer on its skin
12/8/2013 12:35:58 AM(Tammy) Laughing.
12/8/2013 12:36:11 AM(Tammy) So.  Interesting question
12/8/2013 12:36:33 AM(Jase) I like that you invented moisturizaholic
12/8/2013 12:36:31 AM(Tammy) I need clarification please
12/8/2013 12:37:03 AM(Tammy) We are thinking of creating "Swales code" hashtags.
12/8/2013 12:37:17 AM(Jase) ?
12/8/2013 12:37:16 AM(Tammy) I make up shit all the time.  Lol
12/8/2013 12:37:31 AM(Jase) Perfect!
12/8/2013 12:37:40 AM(Tammy) Social media world domination plan
12/8/2013 12:37:50 AM(Tammy) So.  Skin.
12/8/2013 12:38:05 AM(Jase) Alas. It's that craving connection... Didn't mean to get weird
12/8/2013 12:38:11 AM(Tammy) I will stop side stepping.
12/8/2013 12:38:31 AM(Tammy) HAHAHAHA are you embarrassed??!!!
12/8/2013 12:38:38 AM(Tammy) SCORE!
12/8/2013 12:38:45 AM(Tammy) Laughing.
12/8/2013 12:39:18 AM(Jase) #akinsosoft
12/8/2013 12:39:25 AM(Tammy) Did you see As Good As it Gets"
12/8/2013 12:39:40 AM(Jase) No. Anna always said I should watch it
12/8/2013 12:39:50 AM(Tammy) Oh fuck
12/8/2013 12:40:05 AM(Tammy) Then my answer won't mean anything.
12/8/2013 12:40:26 AM(Jase) Say it anyway and I'll stash it away
12/8/2013 12:41:58 AM(Tammy) This
12/8/2013 12:42:02 AM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5UunyRHIMpY&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253D5UunyRHIMpY
12/8/2013 12:43:35 AM(Jase) Brilliant. Need to watch
12/8/2013 12:43:45 AM(Jase) Awkward!
12/8/2013 12:43:58 AM(Tammy) Sorry it's Something's Gotta Give.
12/8/2013 12:44:14 AM(Tammy) That's what I was thinking
12/8/2013 12:44:21 AM(Jase) Hehe
12/8/2013 12:45:01 AM(Tammy) Except Diane Keaton is fucking gorgeous.  I am a huge fan of hers
12/8/2013 12:45:20 AM(Jase) Indeed
12/8/2013 12:45:47 AM(Tammy) Also this.
12/8/2013 12:45:51 AM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmhsJ5T5L0&desktop_uri=%252Fwatch%253Fv%253DWJmhsJ5T5L0
12/8/2013 12:46:12 AM(Tammy) Unrelated.   But LOVE her reaction to Nicholson
12/8/2013 12:47:13 AM(Jase) Oh I saw that. Funny. And a bit weird
12/8/2013 12:48:13 AM(Tammy) Lol.
12/8/2013 12:48:36 AM(Tammy) What kind of skin do YOU have
12/8/2013 12:48:42 AM(Tammy) Fairs fair
12/8/2013 12:49:02 AM(Jase) Olive
12/8/2013 12:49:06 AM(Jase) Hairy
12/8/2013 12:49:20 AM(Jase) Pretty guy-ish I suppose
12/8/2013 12:49:36 AM(Jase) #nonmoisturizer
12/8/2013 12:49:42 AM(Tammy) Olive Hairy.
12/8/2013 12:50:04 AM(Tammy) That's a character in a James Patterson novel
12/8/2013 12:50:37 AM(Jase) My face is pretty smooth. Hasn't been out from under a beard much
12/8/2013 12:50:41 AM(Jase) Srsly?
12/8/2013 12:51:00 AM(Tammy) We need to give you better skin vocabulary
12/8/2013 12:51:15 AM(Jase) My hair is nice and smooth
12/8/2013 12:51:17 AM(Jase) Yes
12/8/2013 12:51:28 AM(Tammy) #notsexyolivehairyguyish
12/8/2013 12:51:51 AM(Jase) Gluk have olive hairy skin
12/8/2013 12:51:55 AM(Tammy) Not NOT seriously!  LMFAO
12/8/2013 12:52:13 AM(Tammy) Ok that made me laugh OUTLOUD
12/8/2013 12:52:27 AM(Tammy) #gluk
12/8/2013 12:52:29 AM(Jase) Ok it's medium complexioned Mediterranean
12/8/2013 12:52:45 AM(Tammy) From goonies?
12/8/2013 12:52:50 AM(Jase) Large pores
12/8/2013 12:52:58 AM(Jase) From ook and gluk
12/8/2013 12:53:03 AM(Tammy) Facials will help that
12/8/2013 12:53:14 AM(Jase) Dav pilkey kids books
12/8/2013 12:53:25 AM(Jase) Maybe Jesus could give me a few of those
12/8/2013 12:53:30 AM(Tammy) Chunk
12/8/2013 12:53:41 AM(Tammy) From goonies
12/8/2013 12:53:56 AM(Jase) Haven't seen believe it or not
12/8/2013 12:54:06 AM(Tammy) Jes...oh I get it.  Gross
12/8/2013 12:54:22 AM(Tammy) dood.   Movies.
12/8/2013 12:54:38 AM(Tammy) You
12/8/2013 12:54:41 AM(Tammy) Need
12/8/2013 12:54:43 AM(Tammy) To
12/8/2013 12:54:46 AM(Tammy) Watch
12/8/2013 12:55:07 AM(Tammy) Ok Hannibal I have to sleep.
12/8/2013 12:55:25 AM(Tammy) I'm a little scared about what I'll dream about
12/8/2013 12:55:32 AM(Tammy) Shit!
12/8/2013 12:55:34 AM(Tammy) Lol
12/8/2013 12:55:39 AM(Jase) Nite nite. Thx for the stories
12/8/2013 12:55:48 AM(Jase) Dream of squids
12/8/2013 12:55:50 AM(Tammy) Night Johnboy
12/8/2013 12:56:02 AM(Jase) ❤️
12/8/2013 12:56:05 AM(Tammy) Night Mary Ellen
12/8/2013 12:56:17 AM(Tammy) Night Grandpa!
12/8/2013 12:56:30 AM(Jase) Nicely done
12/8/2013 12:56:42 AM(Tammy) ��
12/8/2013 12:58:29 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 12:58:51 AM(Jase) Love it
12/8/2013 12:58:55 AM(Tammy) Heehee.  ❤️❤️❤️❤️
12/8/2013 9:46:52 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 9:47:49 AM(Tammy) Starting out cray. Oh boy
12/8/2013 9:49:40 AM(Jase) Woohoo. More shoots?
12/8/2013 9:53:13 AM(Tammy) Yup. All day
12/8/2013 9:53:20 AM(Tammy) And tomorrow
12/8/2013 9:53:41 AM(Jase) Woot!  All magazine?
12/8/2013 9:54:21 AM(Tammy) Kind of.  Magazine but the salon and planner are also using on their websites
12/8/2013 9:54:27 AM(Jase) A day that starts with Beyoncé is a day starting right
12/8/2013 9:54:40 AM(Jase) Wow iphone autocorrects Beyoncé
12/8/2013 9:55:11 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 9:55:24 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 9:55:27 AM(Tammy) outdoor lights. Gift shop online. Meal plan. Shop. And I just woke up
12/8/2013 9:55:45 AM(Tammy) I'll stop texting if it bugs you
12/8/2013 9:56:04 AM(Jase) Never.
12/8/2013 10:15:32 AM(Tammy) Waiting for security to bring ten thousand (s) worth of earrings
12/8/2013 10:15:44 AM(Tammy) That part always freaks me out
12/8/2013 10:15:53 AM(Jase) Awesome. Don't drop them!
12/8/2013 10:16:01 AM(Jase) You got the big time going on
12/8/2013 10:16:01 AM(Tammy) We broke a $189000 pearl necklace once
12/8/2013 10:16:08 AM(Tammy) Always.
12/8/2013 10:16:15 AM(Jase) Oh Jeebus. What did you do?
12/8/2013 10:16:32 AM(Tammy) Jewelers are always on site so it's cool
12/8/2013 10:16:38 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 10:16:38 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 10:16:39 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 10:16:39 AM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 10:16:45 AM(Jase) Awesome
12/8/2013 10:16:53 AM(Jase) Last nights decorating results
12/8/2013 10:16:56 AM(Tammy) Last shoot we had a half million dollars here.
12/8/2013 10:17:04 AM(Tammy) And it was STRESSFUL
12/8/2013 10:17:11 AM(Jase) Finally found something useful to do with the TV
12/8/2013 10:17:17 AM(Jase) That's some serious coin
12/8/2013 10:17:25 AM(Jase) Someone's got to shoot it
12/8/2013 10:17:43 AM(Jase) Do you get an employee discount? ������
12/8/2013 10:56:00 AM(Tammy) Totes.
12/8/2013 10:56:21 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 10:56:28 AM(Tammy) 38,000
12/8/2013 10:56:49 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 11:52:57 AM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 12:33:21 PM(Jase) That is some serious jewelry right there
12/8/2013 2:35:11 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 2:35:15 PM(Tammy) I win
12/8/2013 3:10:07 PM(Jase) Yeah that's a winner for sure
12/8/2013 5:38:18 PM(Jase) You know, my life is frequently an overwhelming proposition raising these babies, trying to work full time and keep up the house. Today was very much the case. But then there's this:
12/8/2013 5:38:25 PM(Jase) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 5:38:59 PM(Jase) My beautiful daughter dressed up for her choir concert. I must be doing it right.
12/8/2013 5:39:01 PM(Tammy) Awwww
12/8/2013 5:39:20 PM(Tammy) You are.   Totally doing it right
12/8/2013 5:41:04 PM(Jase) Didn't get outdoor lights up. Didn't buy gifts. Both were on my list
12/8/2013 5:41:24 PM(Tammy) And that is totally ok
12/8/2013 5:42:27 PM(Jase) I suppose so. How'd the shoot go
12/8/2013 5:43:51 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 5:44:01 PM(Tammy) Oh.  You know.  Ok
12/8/2013 5:44:48 PM(Jase) Very pro
12/8/2013 5:44:55 PM(Jase) Stressful?
12/8/2013 5:45:19 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 5:45:27 PM(Tammy) Nah.  Super fun.
12/8/2013 5:45:38 PM(Tammy) Working with my team.
12/8/2013 5:45:48 PM(Jase) Yay!!
12/8/2013 5:46:05 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 5:46:32 PM(Tammy) The expensive earrings
12/8/2013 5:47:21 PM(Tammy) <media omitted>
12/8/2013 5:47:30 PM(Tammy) 18000 earrings
12/8/2013 5:47:48 PM(Tammy) I just can't get over it.  I don't get jewelry.
12/8/2013 5:48:05 PM(Tammy) I mean "get" not receive lol
12/8/2013 5:51:50 PM(Jase) Sellin' the dream!  I don't get jewelry either. Other than jes maharry. Her stuff I love
12/8/2013 5:52:19 PM(Jase) I'm a hippie. So jewelry and makeup and all that stuff is anathema to me
12/8/2013 6:31:16 PM(Tammy) Now you are a hippy?
12/8/2013 6:32:21 PM(Jase) A hippie nerd rock star baker super dad
12/8/2013 6:32:48 PM(Jase) Mostly I'm a classifier
12/8/2013 6:33:19 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/5/2013 10:09:52 PM(Tammy) LMAO
12/5/2013 10:22:40 PM(Tammy) Lol.  No need to lie.  Coding is fun for you!
12/11/2013 10:48:42 AM(Tammy) Lmao
12/14/2013 11:22:24 PM(Jase) Tucked in tight.  Phone just gave up the ghost.  iMessage?
12/14/2013 11:28:48 PM(Tammy) All I have is my phone
12/14/2013 11:28:48 PM(Tammy) Up here
12/14/2013 11:28:48 PM(Tammy) You need a mophie!
12/14/2013 11:28:48 PM(Jase) Mine’s back.  So either...
12/14/2013 11:32:52 PM(Tammy) You choose.  I type with one finger regardless
12/14/2013 11:32:57 PM(Tammy) Lame 
12/14/2013 11:33:04 PM(Jase) This is easier since I can use a keyboard and my phone is on but tethered on a short cord ��
12/14/2013 11:35:01 PM(Jase) Did you know emoji on iMessage on the mac has a search?!?
12/14/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) Like...zebra?
12/14/2013 11:35:12 PM(Jase) nuttin
12/14/2013 11:35:12 PM(Jase) �� Octopus works
12/14/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) So what r we playing
12/14/2013 11:35:12 PM(Jase) 20 questions
12/14/2013 11:35:12 PM(Jase) if you feel like it!
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Tammy) Ok.  I ask?
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Jase) yep
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Jase) i’m an open book
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Tammy) Hmmmm
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Tammy) Haha ok
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Tammy) Christmas wish
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Jase) hmm
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Jase) get my main floor done, go swimming, go skiing
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Jase) actually...
12/14/2013 11:37:20 PM(Jase) that my mom makes it to christmas
12/14/2013 11:39:29 PM(Jase) i worry lots about her
12/14/2013 11:39:31 PM(Tammy) Yikes. 
12/14/2013 11:40:02 PM(Tammy) You mean to your house or....
12/14/2013 11:40:17 PM(Tammy) ��
12/14/2013 11:40:18 PM(Jase) she’s a lifelong smoker and she got some nasty infection this late fall
12/14/2013 11:40:26 PM(Jase) was in the hospital and just got out
12/14/2013 11:40:32 PM(Jase) lung infection
12/14/2013 11:40:35 PM(Tammy) Oh yuck
12/14/2013 11:40:36 PM(Jase) mold of some sort!
12/14/2013 11:40:49 PM(Jase) i told her i’d bring her a bottle of tilex
12/14/2013 11:41:10 PM(Jase) to my house.
12/14/2013 11:41:20 PM(Jase) i don’t think she’s in grave danger but she’s not well either
12/14/2013 11:41:36 PM(Tammy) That is worrisome.  
12/14/2013 11:41:36 PM(Jase) yep
12/14/2013 11:41:36 PM(Tammy) I'm sorry 
12/14/2013 11:41:53 PM(Jase) thx.  she’s really really awesome.
12/14/2013 11:42:09 PM(Tammy) You r so lucky
12/14/2013 11:42:25 PM(Tammy) What is your best quality
12/14/2013 11:42:27 PM(Jase) i am.  both my parents are awesome
12/14/2013 11:42:36 PM(Jase) oh this is getting good
12/14/2013 11:42:48 PM(Jase) my quirky sense of humor
12/14/2013 11:43:01 PM(Jase) my sense of compassion
12/14/2013 11:43:07 PM(Jase) they’re tied
12/14/2013 11:43:20 PM(Tammy) Haha I was going to call u out
12/14/2013 11:43:32 PM(Jase) neck and neck
12/14/2013 11:43:39 PM(Jase) statistical dead heat
12/14/2013 11:43:44 PM(Tammy) Worst quality.  Thing relationships end over
12/14/2013 11:44:02 PM(Jase) ok.  it’s been really fun chatting.  talk to you soon!
12/14/2013 11:44:09 PM(Tammy) Laughing
12/14/2013 11:44:12 PM(Tammy) Dish
12/14/2013 11:44:35 PM(Jase) impatience.  short fuse.
12/14/2013 11:44:45 PM(Tammy) Tell me more
12/14/2013 11:45:34 PM(Jase) when i misunderstand or disagree, i get short-sighted and take things personally
12/14/2013 11:45:46 PM(Jase) though i guess each one ended for a different reason
12/14/2013 11:45:52 PM(Jase) i never got that way with chris at all
12/14/2013 11:45:52 PM(Jase) very rarely with anna
12/14/2013 11:45:52 PM(Jase) more than i’d have liked with mk
12/14/2013 11:45:52 PM(Jase) that’s the weird thing
12/14/2013 11:46:22 PM(Tammy) Bad fit
12/14/2013 11:46:30 PM(Jase) maybe
12/14/2013 11:46:31 PM(Tammy) Or getting old
12/14/2013 11:46:35 PM(Tammy) ;)
12/14/2013 11:46:41 PM(Jase) that’s it!!!
12/14/2013 11:46:48 PM(Jase) i’m too old for love
12/14/2013 11:46:48 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
12/14/2013 11:46:54 PM(Tammy) Ok
12/14/2013 11:47:06 PM(Jase) things ended with chris because she just didn’t want to move
12/14/2013 11:47:10 PM(Jase) though it was more than that
12/14/2013 11:47:34 PM(Jase) she was not very driven, despite her kind spirit
12/14/2013 11:47:40 PM(Jase) i couldn’t get past that
12/14/2013 11:47:41 PM(Tammy) Something you're to scared to tell people.  That you keep secret.  
12/14/2013 11:47:46 PM(Jase) ooh!
12/14/2013 11:47:48 PM(Jase) yikes
12/14/2013 11:48:00 PM(Jase) don’t you want to know about my skin or something?
12/14/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) You r planning with the WRONG person
12/14/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/14/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Playing
12/14/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Spill it
12/14/2013 11:48:59 PM(Jase) thinking...
12/14/2013 11:49:11 PM(Tammy) Besides, Harry olive.  I already know about your skin
12/14/2013 11:49:24 PM(Jase) we could talk about my freckles or something
12/14/2013 11:49:35 PM(Tammy) Tapping foot
12/14/2013 11:49:36 PM(Jase) lets see.  i have addictive tendencies.
12/14/2013 11:49:55 PM(Jase) i dated a married woman in HS.  not widely known
12/14/2013 11:50:04 PM(Jase) and she lied anyway and told me she was separated
12/14/2013 11:50:08 PM(Tammy) OMG.  You home wrecker!   
12/14/2013 11:50:08 PM(Jase) she had a baby
12/14/2013 11:50:08 PM(Tammy) 50 shades!
12/14/2013 11:50:08 PM(Jase) told me it was mine
12/14/2013 11:50:08 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhhh
12/14/2013 11:50:08 PM(Jase) took me about 20 years to figure out it wasn’t
12/14/2013 11:50:08 PM(Jase) held on to that fear/guilt for that long
12/14/2013 11:50:53 PM(Tammy) How horrible and scary for you
12/14/2013 11:50:58 PM(Tammy) Predator
12/14/2013 11:51:05 PM(Jase) don’t know for sure it’s not
12/14/2013 11:51:14 PM(Tammy) Still.  
12/14/2013 11:51:16 PM(Jase) though i found him on FB and he looks A LOT like her ex
12/14/2013 11:51:25 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Predator
12/14/2013 11:51:45 PM(Tammy) Still in touch?
12/14/2013 11:51:53 PM(Jase) she was a predator actually.  7 years older.  had a record for forging checks.  i had no idea.  i was 17 and very naive
12/14/2013 11:51:54 PM(Jase) no
12/14/2013 11:52:01 PM(Jase) found her on fb a few years ago
12/14/2013 11:52:11 PM(Jase) she hasn’t taken care of herself
12/14/2013 11:52:16 PM(Tammy) You are naive at that age regardless
12/14/2013 11:52:16 PM(Jase) very true
12/14/2013 11:52:16 PM(Tammy) Hmmm that was a GOOD ONE!
12/14/2013 11:52:16 PM(Jase) there’s more...
12/14/2013 11:52:16 PM(Tammy) Ok
12/14/2013 11:52:16 PM(Jase) very scary
12/14/2013 11:52:16 PM(Tammy) Oooohhhh
12/14/2013 11:53:24 PM(Tammy) I'm ready
12/14/2013 11:53:47 PM(Jase) has to do with the addiction
12/14/2013 11:54:10 PM(Jase) too scary...
12/14/2013 11:54:17 PM(Tammy) Come on. 
12/14/2013 11:54:21 PM(Tammy) I'm safe.  
12/14/2013 11:54:24 PM(Jase) ok.  porn.  i love it.
12/14/2013 11:54:24 PM(Jase) blah
12/14/2013 11:54:24 PM(Tammy) Haha.  Did u see the movie that came out?
12/14/2013 11:54:24 PM(Tammy) Ps.  Everyone watches porn J
12/14/2013 11:54:24 PM(Jase) but only like consensual normal stuff.  not most of the nasty degrading shit that’s out there
12/14/2013 11:54:24 PM(Jase) what movie?
12/14/2013 11:55:36 PM(Jase) it’s so frowned on
12/14/2013 11:55:38 PM(Tammy) Hold
12/14/2013 11:56:22 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vf_kYsf_hbI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dvf_kYsf_hbI
12/14/2013 11:56:32 PM(Tammy) Eh.  There are worse things to be addicted to!
12/14/2013 11:56:32 PM(Tammy) I mean you're not watching it during dinner or anything right?
12/14/2013 11:56:32 PM(Jase) ha no
12/14/2013 11:56:32 PM(Jase) that was super scary though
12/14/2013 11:56:32 PM(Jase) it’s so taboo
12/14/2013 11:58:34 PM(Jase) ha that looks funny!
12/14/2013 11:58:40 PM(Jase) that looks awesome!!
12/14/2013 11:58:40 PM(Tammy) Oh pssh.  
12/15/2013 12:00:03 AM(Jase) it must be my catholic upbringing
12/15/2013 12:00:11 AM(Tammy) No one admits to it.  
12/15/2013 12:00:14 AM(Jase) i have not known a single woman that likes porn
12/15/2013 12:00:30 AM(Tammy) Seriously?
12/15/2013 12:00:35 AM(Jase) seriously
12/15/2013 12:00:36 AM(Jase) not one
12/15/2013 12:00:45 AM(Tammy) They just aren't talking about it
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Jase) and i’ve been with 11 women
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Tammy) Bullshit
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Jase) that’s totally fascinating
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Tammy) Ok.  You ready pornstar?
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Jase) sure
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Tammy) Ok
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Jase) downhill from here
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Tammy) Laughing
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Tammy) My specialty
12/15/2013 12:00:48 AM(Jase) ��
12/15/2013 12:02:56 AM(Tammy) Um.  Something you said in anger that you wish you could take back.  And something you said that was SO AWESOME you still remember it
12/15/2013 12:02:56 AM(Jase) you have a team of writers in the room.  so not fair
12/15/2013 12:02:56 AM(Jase) they’re scribbling shit down and handing them to you in between questions
12/15/2013 12:02:56 AM(Tammy) What?  My brain is scary.  
12/15/2013 12:02:56 AM(Tammy) It's your fault you wasted your questions on my favorite food and shit
12/15/2013 12:02:56 AM(Jase) do i get a do-over?
12/15/2013 12:02:56 AM(Jase) or have i used up my quota and the rest is inference?
12/15/2013 12:04:45 AM(Tammy) Oh that depends on so many things.  Lol
12/15/2013 12:04:57 AM(Tammy) Answer
12/15/2013 12:04:59 AM(Jase) i guess not much for either question
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Tammy) I'm only about 7 questions in
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) i told mk her daughter was going to ruin our relationship
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) but it was actually true
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Tammy) You've never said anything in anger
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) i don’t believe i’d take it back
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) i tend not to cross a line in anger
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Tammy) Doesn't count
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) i told alyssa she was displaying victim behaviors like mk did when she was
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) but it was true
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) she told me she hated me
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Jase) but she thanked me later
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Tammy) Oh crap.  I rarely lose my temper.  
12/15/2013 12:05:04 AM(Tammy) But when I do...
12/15/2013 12:07:04 AM(Tammy) You got hated on?  Rite of passage!!
12/15/2013 12:07:10 AM(Jase) i get angry but i tend not to allow myself to disrespect.  like to just say shit for the purposes of injuring them
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Jase) something that was awesome?
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Jase) hmm
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Tammy) Yup
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Tammy) Ps.  Your angry response was very disappointing
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Tammy) Lol
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Jase) told alyssa that i wasn’t ready for her to fly yet when she got all nuts this summer.  told her i wanted to keep her under my wing a bit longer.  that i’d be her biggest cheerleader when it’s time to go
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Jase) hey fuck you
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Jase) ��
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Tammy) Lmao
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Jase) i’ll ruminate on the anger one
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Tammy) NOW YOURE MY FRIEND
12/15/2013 12:07:12 AM(Jase) i mean i have actually said those words in anger
12/15/2013 12:09:15 AM(Jase) guess i’d take them back
12/15/2013 12:09:18 AM(Tammy) if I've incited you to tell me to eff off
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) nonono
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) Then we are friends. 
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) No it's true!!!
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) gotcha!  of course!
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) we are indeed
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) It's a comfort thing!!
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) now you can just kiss my ass
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) ��
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) No. I prefer fuck off. Lol
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) ��
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) Next
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) i get pissed but my bark is worse than my bite and my reset time is very short
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) Mine too
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) i think that’s the key
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) By the next day I've forgotten
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Jase) me too
12/15/2013 12:09:20 AM(Tammy) Unless it's bad.  A betrayal
12/15/2013 12:11:31 AM(Jase) btw, my q&a was awesome anyway.  i loved your answers
12/15/2013 12:11:35 AM(Jase) yeah
12/15/2013 12:11:38 AM(Tammy) Then I never forget
12/15/2013 12:11:41 AM(Jase) but betrayal should not happen
12/15/2013 12:11:50 AM(Jase) allegiances are key
12/15/2013 12:11:50 AM(Tammy) But does
12/15/2013 12:11:55 AM(Jase) yep.  sadly
12/15/2013 12:11:57 AM(Tammy) Loyalty
12/15/2013 12:12:07 AM(Tammy) Ok.  Next.  
12/15/2013 12:12:14 AM(Jase) k
12/15/2013 12:12:37 AM(Tammy) 11 relationships.   Common themes amongst them.  Go.  
12/15/2013 12:12:55 AM(Jase) i’ve thought about this one a lot
12/15/2013 12:13:22 AM(Jase) tend to fall into two categories.  my mom and my stepmom
12/15/2013 12:13:25 AM(Jase) surprise surprise
12/15/2013 12:13:30 AM(Jase) christine was like my mom
12/15/2013 12:13:33 AM(Jase) mk like my stepmom
12/15/2013 12:13:34 AM(Tammy) Oh.  My.  
12/15/2013 12:13:36 AM(Tammy) Who am I like?  
12/15/2013 12:13:36 AM(Tammy) Lol
12/15/2013 12:13:36 AM(Jase) paula, my love in college like my mom
12/15/2013 12:13:56 AM(Jase) ha!  like my mom for sure
12/15/2013 12:14:07 AM(Jase) funny, creative, no bs
12/15/2013 12:14:25 AM(Jase) anna, interestingly, was an outlier
12/15/2013 12:14:40 AM(Jase) probably most like my dad
12/15/2013 12:14:55 AM(Jase) to some extent
12/15/2013 12:15:02 AM(Jase) not like my mom or my stepmom
12/15/2013 12:15:17 AM(Jase) zoe prob more like my stepmom
12/15/2013 12:15:17 AM(Tammy) Did that work best
12/15/2013 12:15:27 AM(Jase) which i’m glad i can see sooner now
12/15/2013 12:16:20 AM(Jase) best?  in some ways.  we were good friends.  pretty different.  but we had this common ground that we built together from scratch.  we were both fiercely dedicated to family and to one another
12/15/2013 12:16:33 AM(Jase) anna not so much at first.  to me.  in terms of fierce dedication
12/15/2013 12:16:37 AM(Jase) took her a while
12/15/2013 12:17:02 AM(Jase) prob 2-3 years into our marriage before she decided that she was in it forever
12/15/2013 12:17:05 AM(Jase) lol
12/15/2013 12:17:23 AM(Tammy) I totally get that
12/15/2013 12:17:40 AM(Jase) but things with chris “worked” too in lots of ways
12/15/2013 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Except for the crazy part
12/15/2013 12:18:23 AM(Jase) i don’t think she was crazy at all
12/15/2013 12:18:30 AM(Tammy) Um.  
12/15/2013 12:18:42 AM(Tammy) Re read your emails
12/15/2013 12:18:56 AM(Tammy) Do I need to find them for you
12/15/2013 12:19:08 AM(Jase) yes please, concierge
12/15/2013 12:19:14 AM(Jase) no, i know what you’re talking about
12/15/2013 12:19:23 AM(Jase) she was pretty head over heels
12/15/2013 12:20:00 AM(Jase) she tends not to pause between relationships
12/15/2013 12:20:00 AM(Jase) i guess i’m hard pressed to call it crazy
12/15/2013 12:20:00 AM(Jase) though she’s mellowed over the years
12/15/2013 12:21:37 AM(Jase) oh god.  you’re finding them for me
12/15/2013 12:22:08 AM(Jase) i’m going to so eat my words
12/15/2013 12:22:08 AM(Jase) maybe you fell asleep
12/15/2013 12:23:09 AM(Tammy) I'm concerned that you'll agree to take responsibility for our household in exchange for the financial security I offer and then be unwilling to meet that responsibility.  Perhaps this fear is unfounded.  What fuels this fear is the fact that even when you weren't working last winter, even when the weather prevented us from seeing each other as much as we'd have liked, you had trouble keeping up your own house.  I'm not trying to throw stones from a glass house - I live in a pigsty and it's primarily my own 
12/15/2013 12:23:35 AM(Jase) god
12/15/2013 12:23:52 AM(Jase) she is a clutter bunny
12/15/2013 12:24:02 AM(Tammy) What I do know is that I'm sensing a great deal of ambivalence on your part and that is making me ambivalent as well.  The history of our relationship has been you telling me what a great guy and a great catch I am.  That river of admiration seems to be more of a trickle now as the realization sets in that I'm a great guy, but with all of my responsibility, you're only going to get a fairly small slice of my pie for a fairly long time.  That leaves you with lots of financial security, but at quite a price.
12/15/2013 12:24:05 AM(Jase) it’s one of the things that totally wouldn’t have worked for me
12/15/2013 12:24:16 AM(Jase) hop boy
12/15/2013 12:24:16 AM(Jase) hoo
12/15/2013 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) Haha.  That's just the first thing I found
12/15/2013 12:24:16 AM(Jase) i cede the bench
12/15/2013 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) There were screamy yellly ones
12/15/2013 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) I win!
12/15/2013 12:25:15 AM(Tammy) Next question
12/15/2013 12:25:24 AM(Jase) please!
12/15/2013 12:25:25 AM(Tammy) Are you cowering?
12/15/2013 12:25:35 AM(Jase) soiled my bed
12/15/2013 12:25:50 AM(Jase) cripes if i only knew then what i know now
12/15/2013 12:26:02 AM(Jase) i like the more chilled me now too...
12/15/2013 12:26:21 AM(Tammy) Ok ok.  Here's the next one
12/15/2013 12:26:24 AM(Tammy) Thinking
12/15/2013 12:27:48 AM(Tammy) Favorite quality of each of your kids and the one thing they do that might put you in therapy later
12/15/2013 12:28:03 AM(Jase) ha good one!!!
12/15/2013 12:28:31 AM(Jase) alyssa - her passion and intellect and convictions
12/15/2013 12:28:32 AM(Jase) that answers both questions for her
12/15/2013 12:28:32 AM(Jase) she’s a lot like me
12/15/2013 12:28:32 AM(Jase) and i’m not sure how i made it this far
12/15/2013 12:28:32 AM(Jase) also her creativity.  the flip side being her inability to focus
12/15/2013 12:28:32 AM(Jase) ian - his huge giant heart
12/15/2013 12:28:32 AM(Jase) anna and i talked about this even when he was 3-4
12/15/2013 12:29:51 AM(Jase) he’s so eager to please
12/15/2013 12:30:17 AM(Jase) therapy?  the fact that he’s so sensitive that his heart gets broken at the drop of a hat
12/15/2013 12:30:40 AM(Jase) all his friends are stupid pre-teen boys and he just doesn’t do the whole “hey fuck you.  no fuck you.” game.  yet
12/15/2013 12:30:40 AM(Jase) emma - her resilience is my favorite quality.  she is rarely off balance.  she rolls with the flow so very, very well
12/15/2013 12:32:36 AM(Jase) i don’t have anything i particularly worry about with her.  she can talk your ear off.  she’s probably the one that won’t actually end up in therapy
12/15/2013 12:32:47 AM(Tammy) Haha
12/15/2013 12:32:48 AM(Tammy) Now flip it over and tell me what they would say in answer to the same question about you
12/15/2013 12:32:48 AM(Jase) geez.  this is work...
12/15/2013 12:34:35 AM(Jase) all three would say their fave thing is that they know without a doubt i’ve got their backs forever and ever
12/15/2013 12:34:56 AM(Tammy) trust
12/15/2013 12:34:56 AM(Jase) alyssa would say her fave thing about me is my crazy ideas and interests.  if she were to admit it
12/15/2013 12:34:56 AM(Jase) and she’d say i’m too strict.  and expect too much.  and that she doesn’t like when i get angry at her.  which is primarily when she’s disrespecting her sibs
12/15/2013 12:34:56 AM(Jase) ian always says “you’re the best dad in the world”  he would say he likes me teaching him stuff.  and he’d say i ask him to do too many chores
12/15/2013 12:36:52 AM(Jase) ian got the most damage points from mk.  so his self esteem is on the mend
12/15/2013 12:37:04 AM(Jase) that’s a fine line for me because i have high expectations but he has a hard time discerning “i’m not happy with your behavior” from “you’re a bad person”
12/15/2013 12:37:04 AM(Jase) he’s getting there though
12/15/2013 12:37:04 AM(Jase) he’s come a long way since mk left
12/15/2013 12:37:04 AM(Tammy) That's an important lesson to both teach and MODEL
12/15/2013 12:37:04 AM(Jase) oh yeah
12/15/2013 12:37:04 AM(Tammy) mr I take things personally
12/15/2013 12:39:01 AM(Tammy) Ok.  Let's do a happy question
12/15/2013 12:39:05 AM(Jase) you know, when it comes to mk, i’m seeing in hindsight it actually was personal...
12/15/2013 12:39:07 AM(Jase) wait@!
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Tammy) Haha. 
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Jase) emma would say her fave thing about me is that i like to be silly with her
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Tammy) Your time is unlimited
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Jase) not sure what she’d say about the downside.  maybe that i’m too strict?  probably not though
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Jase) she’s a smooth sailor
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Tammy) You are such a good dad
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Jase) it’s either because she’s the third kid or because she had to learn resilience very young
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Tammy) Or both
12/15/2013 12:39:12 AM(Jase) thank you ��
12/15/2013 12:41:20 AM(Jase) yeah prob both
12/15/2013 12:41:29 AM(Tammy) Ready?
12/15/2013 12:41:35 AM(Jase) yep
12/15/2013 12:41:48 AM(Tammy) Favorite way to have sex
12/15/2013 12:42:04 AM(Jase) ooh!!!
12/15/2013 12:42:12 AM(Jase) totally depends on the day
12/15/2013 12:42:21 AM(Tammy) Choose
12/15/2013 12:43:56 AM(Jase) impossible.  i love being on the bottom with my partner vertical and just savoring her beauty.  i love being behind with those curves!  ankles on the shoulders, love being on top face close to face.  god you name it
12/15/2013 12:44:09 AM(Jase) scissors.  anna and i used to like that one
12/15/2013 12:44:23 AM(Tammy) I've never liked scissors
12/15/2013 12:44:27 AM(Jase) standing up is fun
12/15/2013 12:44:40 AM(Jase) or me on my knees, her hips in the air
12/15/2013 12:44:46 AM(Tammy) Only if you're heights work
12/15/2013 12:44:50 AM(Jase) her bent over the couch
12/15/2013 12:44:51 AM(Tammy) Ok Gheesh.  
12/15/2013 12:44:56 AM(Tammy) One!!!!
12/15/2013 12:44:56 AM(Jase) you asked!!!
12/15/2013 12:45:02 AM(Jase) fave of all?
12/15/2013 12:45:08 AM(Tammy) Yes
12/15/2013 12:45:36 AM(Jase) prob face to face, hands under her waist or behind her neck
12/15/2013 12:46:06 AM(Jase) i forgot behind pulling hair.  some of my partners liked that
12/15/2013 12:46:09 AM(Jase) here’s a question though
12/15/2013 12:46:26 AM(Tammy) Not your night for questions.  
12/15/2013 12:46:26 AM(Jase) one liked to have her ass slapped.  that was a bit weird to me.  is that weird?
12/15/2013 12:46:31 AM(Jase) awww
12/15/2013 12:46:35 AM(Tammy) Lol
12/15/2013 12:47:04 AM(Tammy) I don't think anything is weird as long as both people like it
12/15/2013 12:47:25 AM(Tammy) I really don't
12/15/2013 12:47:28 AM(Jase) i agree.  my gf in college liked anal and i didn’t even know that was a thing!
12/15/2013 12:47:32 AM(Jase) i ended up enjoying it
12/15/2013 12:47:35 AM(Jase) but she was the only one
12/15/2013 12:47:40 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
12/15/2013 12:47:44 AM(Tammy) It's definitely a thing
12/15/2013 12:48:15 AM(Jase) i agree - if both like it, it’s all good.  whatever it may be
12/15/2013 12:49:00 AM(Tammy) Do you have a big medium or small penis.  And do you have hang ups about it. 
12/15/2013 12:49:11 AM(Jase) medium i think.  none
12/15/2013 12:49:18 AM(Tammy) Lol
12/15/2013 12:49:25 AM(Tammy) That's amazing
12/15/2013 12:49:33 AM(Jase) that it’s medium?  thanks!
12/15/2013 12:49:45 AM(Tammy) Haha no hang ups
12/15/2013 12:49:52 AM(Jase) have you found a lot of guys to be hung up on their size?
12/15/2013 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) Only if it's smallish
12/15/2013 12:49:52 AM(Jase) i could see that
12/15/2013 12:50:31 AM(Jase) anna said she was with a guy before me that was small and it was kind of a drag
12/15/2013 12:50:51 AM(Tammy) I once dated a guy who had a penis that was like an acorn
12/15/2013 12:50:57 AM(Tammy) That size
12/15/2013 12:50:58 AM(Jase) wow.  that’s small
12/15/2013 12:51:02 AM(Jase) did it matter?
12/15/2013 12:51:07 AM(Tammy) Saw it once and ran
12/15/2013 12:51:14 AM(Tammy) YES
12/15/2013 12:51:18 AM(Jase) ha!  guess it mattered
12/15/2013 12:51:21 AM(Tammy) IT WAS AWFUL
12/15/2013 12:51:28 AM(Jase) kinda sad i guess
12/15/2013 12:51:36 AM(Tammy) totally sad. 
12/15/2013 12:51:50 AM(Tammy) Um.  Ok.  
12/15/2013 12:51:58 AM(Tammy) Last question?
12/15/2013 12:52:00 AM(Jase) aside from acorns, i don’t have the impression size is that big of a thing.  right?
12/15/2013 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) I'm hitting my 20
12/15/2013 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) No it's not at all
12/15/2013 12:52:00 AM(Jase) didn’t think so
12/15/2013 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) Too big is total horror too
12/15/2013 12:52:00 AM(Jase) yeah i’ve heard that.  painful i guess
12/15/2013 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) Tell me about your inside observations of Tammy Swales and who you think she is
12/15/2013 12:54:08 AM(Jase) ooh!
12/15/2013 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) Good and bad
12/15/2013 12:54:08 AM(Jase) lord i wish i had more bandwidth with Tammy Swales
12/15/2013 12:54:08 AM(Jase) almost 7 years and its still tip of the iceberg
12/15/2013 12:55:21 AM(Tammy) ;).  Most people say that.  
12/15/2013 12:55:29 AM(Tammy) Even my mother
12/15/2013 12:55:33 AM(Jase) haha
12/15/2013 12:55:44 AM(Jase) need to process for a minute
12/15/2013 12:56:16 AM(Jase) i’d need much, much more input.  here’s what i’ve got so far
12/15/2013 12:56:16 AM(Tammy) K
12/15/2013 12:56:16 AM(Tammy) I'm on the edge of my bed
12/15/2013 12:57:26 AM(Jase) don’t fall off!
12/15/2013 12:57:31 AM(Tammy) ��
12/15/2013 12:57:58 AM(Jase) i see that you’re very very driven.  and very very talented.
12/15/2013 12:58:24 AM(Jase) i see that you’ve got this great big heart but keep it pretty well guarded
12/15/2013 12:58:24 AM(Tammy) Good one.  
12/15/2013 12:58:24 AM(Jase) i recognize some of the same qualities in myself.  humor always has an element of despair
12/15/2013 12:59:39 AM(Tammy) Really?  Shit. 
12/15/2013 12:59:41 AM(Jase) not to mention the drive
12/15/2013 1:00:12 AM(Jase) you seem like me in a lot of ways.  like i recognize your “language”
12/15/2013 1:00:24 AM(Jase) also the fucked up stepdad
12/15/2013 1:00:26 AM(Jase) never good enough
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Jase) i get that
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Tammy) That's from my mom actually
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Jase) ah ok
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Tammy) All show no substance
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Tammy) Her favorite quote
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Jase) she is?  or she says you are?
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Jase) oh crap
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Tammy) I am
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Jase) that’s what my stepmom would say
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Jase) also, there are some more similarities between us i think
12/15/2013 1:00:32 AM(Tammy) Speak
12/15/2013 1:02:20 AM(Jase) my mom left my dad when i was 5.  she was suffocating.  she’s a very independent spirit.  and my dad is very old school patriarchal.  god bless him
12/15/2013 1:02:28 AM(Jase) so she had to hustle to survive
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) and hustle she did.  she was the first female EMT in the state of illinois
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) she went back to college when i was about 11 and got her degree in computer science. 
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) traveled the country making fat cash
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) BUT
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) she was gone a lot
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Tammy) Did u know I was born in Illinois?  You know that.  
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) i think i did
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) forgot whereabouts
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Tammy) Not impt.  
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Jase) so there’s very much a part of me that was always needing more of my mom
12/15/2013 1:02:40 AM(Tammy) Your mom
12/15/2013 1:04:17 AM(Jase) when she was around she was and still is my biggest fan
12/15/2013 1:04:23 AM(Jase) she just wasn’t around enough
12/15/2013 1:04:48 AM(Jase) so i guess there’s perhaps some similarity there in terms of a missing connection
12/15/2013 1:04:48 AM(Tammy) Maybe.  
12/15/2013 1:04:48 AM(Jase) bit of a stretch perhaps
12/15/2013 1:04:48 AM(Jase) i think Tammy Swales is a kind soul in a tough world ��
12/15/2013 1:04:48 AM(Tammy) Ugh
12/15/2013 1:06:33 AM(Tammy) That's a terrible epitaph
12/15/2013 1:06:37 AM(Tammy) Lol
12/15/2013 1:06:50 AM(Jase) haha!  did you ever read hemingway’s epitaph
12/15/2013 1:06:56 AM(Tammy) I think so
12/15/2013 1:06:56 AM(Tammy) Tell me
12/15/2013 1:06:56 AM(Jase) something like “for sale.  baby shoes.  never worn.”
12/15/2013 1:06:56 AM(Tammy) Wow
12/15/2013 1:06:56 AM(Tammy) Kind soul in a tough world.  
12/15/2013 1:06:56 AM(Tammy) Why do I find that distressing?
12/15/2013 1:06:56 AM(Jase) ok, it’s apparently not hemingway, though attributed to him
12/15/2013 1:08:46 AM(Jase) why?  because it’s a crappy summary.  “brief summary.  late night.  needs work”
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Tammy) Ok.  I concur
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Jase) you know, you need 10,000 hours to be an expert at something.  i need a few thousand more hours to properly summarize
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Tammy) What's the next game we r playing
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Tammy) Jenna
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Tammy) Jenga
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Jase) ha.  i think we need another emoji war!
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Tammy) Do you know I am preternaturally good at iy?
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Tammy) It
12/15/2013 1:09:04 AM(Jase) i know.  but i must live to fight another day
12/15/2013 1:11:08 AM(Jase) virtual jenga.  that could be fun
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) K. Am going to bed
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Jase) don’t know how to describe ya, but i sure do like ya :
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Jase) ��
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) ��
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Jase) nitenite.  thx for the questions.  and for sticking around for the answers
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) I am pretty fantastic
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Jase) damn right.  4 words covers it
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) I like the answers
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) And I like that you pushed through them.  
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) Go you!  
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Jase) ha thx
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) Handled!
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Jase) buenas noches mi amiga
12/15/2013 1:11:12 AM(Tammy) ��������
12/15/2013 9:03:37 AM(Tammy) Kind soul in a tough world.  
12/15/2013 9:03:47 AM(Tammy) You're killing me.  Lol
12/15/2013 9:41:19 AM(Jase) Just woke up thinking about that. Cheesy, yeah?  Call me Mr. Hallmark channel
12/15/2013 9:46:55 AM(Tammy) Zoe in the snow
12/15/2013 9:47:48 AM(Jase) OMG that is so damn cute
12/15/2013 9:49:36 AM(Jase) Kind dog in a snowy world
12/15/2013 9:49:36 AM(Tammy) Crazy ass dog in a snowy world.  Lol
12/15/2013 9:50:27 AM(Jase) Ha yes! Makes me want to get a dog now
12/15/2013 9:49:36 AM(Tammy) Telling you.  
12/15/2013 9:52:03 AM(Jase) Not to mention this http://www.natureknows.org/2013/12/toddler-naps-with-his-2-month-old-puppy.html?m=1
12/15/2013 9:51:44 AM(Tammy) My day in pics yesterday is pretty funny
12/15/2013 9:51:44 AM(Tammy) Um yeah.  I saw that one.  
12/15/2013 9:52:24 AM(Jase) Of course you did!
12/15/2013 9:51:44 AM(Tammy) Did u see this one
12/15/2013 9:51:44 AM(Tammy) Hold
12/15/2013 9:51:44 AM(Tammy) http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-important-pictures-of-a-baby-covered-in-french-bull?s=mobile
12/15/2013 9:53:50 AM(Jase) Jeez that's enough to kill you
12/15/2013 9:53:52 AM(Tammy) Baby Zoe Swales!!
12/15/2013 9:53:52 AM(Tammy) That's what she looked like
12/15/2013 9:54:12 AM(Jase) Maybe I'll get 3 dogs
12/15/2013 9:53:52 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
12/15/2013 9:54:20 AM(Jase) Day in pics yesterday?
12/15/2013 9:53:52 AM(Tammy) Yeah. 
12/15/2013 9:53:52 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 9:53:52 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 9:53:52 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 9:55:43 AM(Tammy) Helped a friend find a holiday gift
12/15/2013 9:55:56 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) Connected finally with my fav venue 
12/15/2013 9:56:38 AM(Jase) Yay! What a visual cornucopia
12/15/2013 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) Taught someone basics of lighting food
12/15/2013 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) One of my brides
12/15/2013 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) See?   Funny day
12/15/2013 9:57:42 AM(Jase) Just brilliant. 
12/15/2013 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) I love looking at shit like that
12/15/2013 9:57:59 AM(Jase) Yes!
12/15/2013 9:58:08 AM(Tammy) Cuz I literally capture WVERYTHING on my phone
12/15/2013 9:58:47 AM(Jase) I know. It's my entire brain
12/15/2013 9:58:56 AM(Jase) Storyteller
12/15/2013 9:58:08 AM(Tammy) Or the day before
12/15/2013 9:58:08 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 9:58:08 AM(Tammy) That cracked me up
12/15/2013 9:58:08 AM(Tammy) Irritated with wedding planner
12/15/2013 9:58:08 AM(Tammy) Didn't know what this was called
12/15/2013 9:58:08 AM(Tammy) (Masthead)
12/15/2013 10:00:58 AM(Jase) 
12/15/2013 10:00:35 AM(Tammy) Late night chat with jeweler
12/15/2013 10:01:13 AM(Jase) What what was called?
12/15/2013 10:01:09 AM(Tammy) Dog tired
12/15/2013 10:01:10 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 10:01:25 AM(Tammy) Last text
12/15/2013 10:01:49 AM(Jase) Ah yes
12/15/2013 10:01:59 AM(Tammy) Magazine masthead
12/15/2013 10:02:24 AM(Tammy) Day of kids!
12/15/2013 10:02:37 AM(Tammy) God you live the American life
12/15/2013 10:03:08 AM(Jase) Yep. The middle American dream
12/15/2013 10:03:15 AM(Tammy) This.  American Life
12/15/2013 10:03:21 AM(Jase) And with that, Gotta hop in shower and then scoot. Kids in Christmas pageant at church. 
12/15/2013 10:03:27 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
12/15/2013 10:03:33 AM(Tammy) Of course you do
12/15/2013 10:03:38 AM(Jase) No lobster costumes
12/15/2013 10:03:42 AM(Tammy) Have soooo much fun!
12/15/2013 10:03:47 AM(Tammy) Dammit.  
12/15/2013 10:03:53 AM(Tammy) First lobster
12/15/2013 10:03:56 AM(Jase) Hope your day is equally interesting. 
12/15/2013 10:04:33 AM(Jase) Watch out though. It's a tough world ������
12/15/2013 10:04:32 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 10:05:21 AM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 10:07:17 AM(Tammy) ������������������������������
12/15/2013 10:07:32 AM(Tammy) That.  Is my longest emoji story yet.  
12/15/2013 10:07:35 AM(Tammy) Ttyl!!
12/15/2013 10:15:20 AM(Jase) Love it!  Love, actually, in 15 emoji
12/15/2013 12:51:28 PM(Jase) I think our next game should be "Tammy answers her own questions". With anatomy substitutions as necessary
12/15/2013 12:53:04 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
12/15/2013 2:05:36 PM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 2:36:57 PM(Jase) Nice!
12/15/2013 2:37:38 PM(Jase) Just had the dog talk with Ian. He was feeling so bummed about a bunch of things. Talked through what we need to put in place for us to have a dog. I think he was pleased
12/15/2013 2:42:13 PM(Tammy) Awwww.   What did you say
12/15/2013 2:43:55 PM(Jase) That I need to wrap up house projects and reduce a few commitments on my end. Which I'm actively working on both. And that he needs to up his game in terms of focus and consistency. That if I see a pattern of keeping his room up, his chores done, and homework up that we will have the mental space to fit in two years of training a dog 
12/15/2013 2:44:18 PM(Jase) Thank you VERY MUCH for all of your insight into this
12/15/2013 2:44:20 PM(Jase) ❤️❤️❤️
12/15/2013 4:04:49 PM(Jase) My dad just sent me these. Early college
12/15/2013 5:34:40 PM(Tammy) 
12/15/2013 5:37:35 PM(Jase) Wow. You look pretty different. Much cuter now
12/15/2013 5:36:48 PM(Tammy) Minus the mullet?  Lol
12/15/2013 5:37:53 PM(Jase) Yeah!
12/15/2013 5:38:24 PM(Jase) Btw if you prefer to go back to What'sApp I'm down with it. Whichever
12/15/2013 6:01:22 PM(Tammy) I have to send you a link on FB.  ASAP
12/15/2013 6:01:39 PM(Jase) Hit me
12/15/2013 6:02:23 PM(Tammy) Pm
12/15/2013 6:03:20 PM(Jase) K. 5-10
12/15/2013 6:04:32 PM(Tammy) Nbd.   Just thought of you
12/15/2013 6:04:32 PM(Tammy) No urgency
12/15/2013 10:15:18 PM(Jase) Band started recording for the first time tonight. I'm pretty excited!
12/15/2013 10:41:52 PM(Tammy) Can't wIt to hear!
12/15/2013 10:59:31 PM(Jase) Should be fun. Will be several months. Did you get a chance to hear the live tracks I sent?
12/15/2013 11:00:53 PM(Tammy) Yes and they were awesome
12/15/2013 11:01:32 PM(Jase) ��
12/16/2013 10:24:00 PM(Jase) Random question: do you happen to have ADHD. Like a diagnosis?  Just ruminating on my ADHD today. Also on the "all style and no substance" comment. Sometimes that feels like my life and I know it's related to ADHD. Thinking about trying meds again. 
12/16/2013 10:26:46 PM(Tammy) Not anything I've been diagnosed.  But all the qualities of ADD.  ;).  Squirrel!
12/16/2013 10:26:56 PM(Tammy) And tell me how you got to ADHD from my mothers comment
12/16/2013 10:26:56 PM(Jase) Sorry.  What were we talking about?
12/16/2013 10:27:50 PM(Tammy) Haha
12/16/2013 10:28:02 PM(Tammy) Shiney things !!!
12/16/2013 10:28:04 PM(Jase) I tend to go for the next shiney thing.
12/16/2013 10:28:07 PM(Jase) jinx!
12/16/2013 10:28:15 PM(Jase) hence the style over substance
12/16/2013 10:28:42 PM(Tammy) But I think I do have substance
12/16/2013 10:28:44 PM(Jase) just that criticisms that have a grain of truth tend to be more painful for me and i related to that one
12/16/2013 10:28:54 PM(Jase) of course
12/16/2013 10:28:58 PM(Tammy) And the work I do has substance
12/16/2013 10:29:04 PM(Jase) as does mine.  tons.
12/16/2013 10:29:04 PM(Tammy) So it hurt me because she sees only the public Tammy
12/16/2013 10:29:04 PM(Jase) yeah that makes sense
12/16/2013 10:29:04 PM(Tammy) She never takes the time to really know me 
12/16/2013 10:30:05 PM(Jase) most days i see my ADHD as its own gift.  or at least i can appreciate the upsides
12/16/2013 10:30:07 PM(Jase) not today
12/16/2013 10:30:09 PM(Tammy) She assumes and judges
12/16/2013 10:30:16 PM(Jase) so sorry T
12/16/2013 10:30:22 PM(Tammy) And draws conclusions
12/16/2013 10:30:27 PM(Tammy) It's fine
12/16/2013 10:30:37 PM(Tammy) I've made peace with it
12/16/2013 10:30:44 PM(Jase) good
12/16/2013 10:30:47 PM(Tammy) And her
12/16/2013 10:31:09 PM(Jase) i’m glad
12/16/2013 10:33:20 PM(Jase) how’s life today?
12/16/2013 10:35:28 PM(Tammy)  It's COLD
12/16/2013 10:35:28 PM(Tammy) and I'm overwhelmed which equals procrastinating
12/16/2013 10:36:08 PM(Jase) �� I really can't stay... ��
12/16/2013 10:36:14 PM(Jase) Magazine?
12/16/2013 10:35:28 PM(Tammy) Yeah
12/16/2013 10:35:28 PM(Jase) K.  Set a mini goal and go for it ��
12/16/2013 10:35:28 PM(Tammy) Hee yes.  I'm on it
12/16/2013 10:36:56 PM(Jase) Rock that shit
12/16/2013 10:37:05 PM(Jase) I got my watch app done in 1 day
12/16/2013 10:37:09 PM(Jase) fucking killed it today
12/16/2013 10:39:14 PM(Tammy) Wow!!!!
12/16/2013 10:39:24 PM(Jase) I love a challenge
12/16/2013 10:39:31 PM(Jase) now if i loved xmas shopping
12/16/2013 10:39:35 PM(Jase) or paying the bills
12/16/2013 10:39:42 PM(Jase) lol
12/16/2013 10:39:44 PM(Tammy) Oh man. Right?
12/17/2013 8:38:04 AM(Jase) Have you heard this song yet? One of my major faves of 2013. I've listened to it prob 50 times and it still grabs me. Her stories get me a bit choked up. 

http://youtu.be/uHYhzg8QWbI
12/18/2013 8:29:49 AM(Tammy) Morning!
12/18/2013 8:31:52 AM(Jase) Good morning! That is absolutely charming :-) I'm starting to come around to the idea of a cute doggie in out lives. 
12/18/2013 8:36:02 AM(Tammy) 
12/18/2013 8:36:30 AM(Tammy) 
12/18/2013 8:36:35 AM(Tammy) Outtakea
12/18/2013 8:36:38 AM(Tammy) S
12/18/2013 8:37:04 AM(Tammy) 
12/18/2013 8:37:15 AM(Jase) Totally love it! Two cuties!
12/18/2013 8:38:06 AM(Tammy) 10 min of selfies waiting for car to defrost
12/18/2013 8:38:17 AM(Jase) Living dead scruff has set in for me
12/18/2013 8:38:17 AM(Tammy) Forgot to turn on defrost
12/18/2013 8:38:20 AM(Tammy) LOL
12/18/2013 8:38:49 AM(Jase) Nice. I cheats and drive yesterday. Think I'll walk today. 
12/18/2013 8:43:28 AM(Tammy) Waiting for her donut
12/18/2013 8:45:02 AM(Jase) Ha! Srsly?
12/18/2013 8:47:44 AM(Tammy) Totally
12/18/2013 8:49:24 AM(Jase) OMG. Are you sure you trained her?  Or did she train you?
12/18/2013 8:53:05 AM(Jase) It's pretty much done...
12/18/2013 8:54:08 AM(Tammy) 
12/18/2013 8:54:08 AM(Tammy) OMG this is right across the street
12/18/2013 8:54:08 AM(Tammy) From my studio
12/18/2013 9:15:51 AM(Jase) couldn't quite make out what he was saying. What was it?
12/18/2013 10:51:28 AM(Tammy) Oh that was just some random guy talking to me.   Just showing the fire
12/18/2013 10:54:14 AM(Jase) OMG. I was so distracted by the flashing lights on his truck and trying to figure out what he was saying that I didn't see a giant building on fire in the background!
12/18/2013 10:55:44 AM(Tammy) LOL
12/18/2013 8:28:05 PM(Tammy) Sunlight and snow through my windshield this morning.  I thought it was so pretty!
12/18/2013 8:29:18 PM(Jase) Nice!! Was just about to text you re: snow too:
12/18/2013 8:30:04 PM(Jase) 
12/18/2013 8:30:32 PM(Tammy) COOLLLLLL
12/18/2013 8:31:17 PM(Tammy) Wait.  We r on the same time?
12/18/2013 8:31:39 PM(Jase) We are!
12/18/2013 8:31:43 PM(Tammy) I thought u were an hour behind
12/18/2013 8:31:44 PM(Tammy) Chicago is
12/18/2013 8:31:44 PM(Tammy) U must be near the changeover
12/18/2013 8:32:22 PM(Jase) We are still eastern. West end of the east tz. Stays light until like 10pm in the summer
12/18/2013 8:32:50 PM(Tammy) Wow. That's really a cool perk!
12/18/2013 8:33:52 PM(Tammy) 48,000%?
12/18/2013 8:34:59 PM(Jase) Yeah you can have some nice late shoots around here. I'm thinking an HQ move along with the rebrand?
12/18/2013 8:35:41 PM(Tammy) I'm in.  48,000%
12/18/2013 8:36:00 PM(Tammy) Although I love winter because you HAVE to be done by 4pm.  
12/18/2013 8:36:00 PM(Tammy) Then you go home!!
12/18/2013 8:37:16 PM(Jase) Yeah. There'd be zero time for project runway
12/18/2013 8:37:21 PM(Jase) Nice numbers!
12/18/2013 8:42:24 PM(Tammy) ��������
12/18/2013 8:42:24 PM(Tammy) Made this today
12/18/2013 8:45:42 PM(Jase) That was EXCEPTIONALLY well done. I love it. Super clever
12/18/2013 8:46:10 PM(Jase) How did you do it? Time
Lapse?
12/18/2013 8:48:48 PM(Tammy) Stop motion
12/18/2013 8:48:48 PM(Tammy) I dreamed it up at four am
12/18/2013 8:49:48 PM(Jase) So cool. Hope it gets you lots of sales, Swales
12/18/2013 8:49:54 PM(Jase) God I hear you there
12/18/2013 8:48:48 PM(Tammy) Wrote myself a note so I wouldn't forget
12/18/2013 8:50:02 PM(Jase) How's the stress level?
12/18/2013 8:48:48 PM(Tammy) Slightly better.  
12/18/2013 8:50:41 PM(Jase) Good!
12/19/2013 9:08:00 PM(Tammy) I hate shopping
12/19/2013 9:09:28 PM(Jase) Oh lord. Me too. Shoes shot?
12/19/2013 9:18:40 PM(Tammy) Totes mcgotes
12/19/2013 9:19:49 PM(Jase) Shopping sux. Zappos?
12/19/2013 9:22:49 PM(Tammy) The are knee high boots.  U have to try them on.  
12/19/2013 9:35:02 PM(Jase) Ok. I will. If you insist.  That would be hot
12/19/2013 10:14:59 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
12/19/2013 10:40:34 PM(Jase) 
12/19/2013 10:45:29 PM(Tammy) COOLEST ROOM EVER
12/19/2013 10:45:44 PM(Tammy) YOU WILL BE AMAZING!!!
12/19/2013 10:50:07 PM(Jase) Thanks Tam. I'm pretty psyched
12/19/2013 10:57:30 PM(Jase) Special agent Dufairious
12/19/2013 11:13:52 PM(Tammy) Um.  SUPER SEXY
12/19/2013 11:26:47 PM(Jase) That's why I'm an undercover agent
12/19/2013 11:27:32 PM(Jase) It's all a ploy to get under the covers
12/19/2013 11:28:30 PM(Tammy) It will definitely work!
12/20/2013 9:45:09 AM(Tammy) HAVE FUN.  ROCK IT OUT
12/20/2013 10:07:58 AM(Jase) Thanks so much ��❤️������
12/20/2013 10:08:03 AM(Jase) I'll keep you posted
12/20/2013 2:32:23 PM(Jase) Was successful but had tech failures despite several tech rehearsals last night. 
12/20/2013 4:02:17 PM(Jase) I won the "presentation" trophy. Yay!
12/20/2013 4:15:44 PM(Tammy) ��������������
12/20/2013 5:26:03 PM(Jase) Saw the gift cert video on FB. Looks great. Sell any yet?
12/20/2013 5:58:59 PM(Tammy) Nope.  ;)
12/20/2013 5:59:21 PM(Jase) Boo. Hope they start rolling in
12/20/2013 6:01:30 PM(Tammy) Haha it's ok.  Sometimes my experiments don't work!
12/20/2013 6:01:40 PM(Tammy) But I learn a lot
12/20/2013 6:28:07 PM(Jase) Indeed
12/21/2013 12:25:20 PM(Tammy) I just booked a 10,000 contract.  
12/21/2013 12:25:20 PM(Tammy) ��
12/21/2013 12:28:05 PM(Jase) Yay!!!  What? When? Where?
12/21/2013 12:27:28 PM(Tammy) Wedding. 
12/21/2013 12:27:28 PM(Tammy) July 19
12/21/2013 12:27:28 PM(Tammy) I feel like I can breathe again!!!
12/21/2013 12:30:02 PM(Jase) I am SUPER happy for you. I hope they threw in some knee high boots. And caviar
12/21/2013 12:29:36 PM(Tammy) Haha no.  But they are the MOST amazing family.  I am obsessed.  
12/21/2013 12:36:26 PM(Jase) How so?
12/21/2013 2:22:40 PM(Tammy) Do u think matt would like the pebble?
12/21/2013 2:24:43 PM(Jase) Don't know him but I am loving it. It just works. And I got it to show me my schedule and such which is useful. Is he gadgety?
12/21/2013 2:24:48 PM(Tammy) Very
12/21/2013 2:27:58 PM(Jase) Then I'd go for it. they are on sale for $120 right now. 
12/21/2013 2:26:56 PM(Tammy) Yup. In my cart.  Does it need a band or anything
12/21/2013 2:29:11 PM(Jase) Nope. Comes with a plain rubber/plastic band. But uses normal bands. Leather would be awesome
12/21/2013 2:29:49 PM(Jase) If you get it, I'll make a Tammy Swales Studio watch face for you :-)
12/21/2013 2:29:04 PM(Tammy) ;)
12/21/2013 3:17:18 PM(Tammy) I got it
12/21/2013 3:18:10 PM(Jase) Yay!! I'll email you the app. You can email it to him on Xmas day to install
12/21/2013 4:02:56 PM(Tammy) I collect Santas.  
12/21/2013 4:02:56 PM(Tammy) This is my oldest and most precious one
12/21/2013 4:02:56 PM(Tammy) The bluebirds.  
12/21/2013 4:07:12 PM(Tammy) Fav #2
12/21/2013 7:08:27 PM(Jase) I love them!
12/21/2013 7:10:40 PM(Tammy) 
12/21/2013 7:56:52 PM(Tammy) The downside to giving clients my cell:
12/21/2013 7:56:56 PM(Tammy) 
12/21/2013 7:57:08 PM(Tammy) I have NO IDEA who this is!
12/21/2013 7:57:10 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/21/2013 8:17:15 PM(Jase) OMG. That's like a sitcom right there
12/21/2013 8:17:21 PM(Jase) That's me actually
12/21/2013 8:17:24 PM(Jase) See you Monday
12/21/2013 8:18:46 PM(Jase) I think I'm Xmas partied out. At party at friends. Hardly know anyone. I used to enjoy making small talk. Now I wish I was in bed with a glass of single malt and the rest of my hunger games book
12/21/2013 8:19:29 PM(Tammy) Feel ya.  I'm the same way
12/21/2013 8:20:01 PM(Jase) Did you like small talk at any point?
12/21/2013 8:22:09 PM(Tammy) I hate it.  Lol
12/22/2013 8:32:48 AM(Tammy) http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/2013-was-the-year-of-the-french-bulldog-frenchies?s=mobile
12/22/2013 8:34:43 AM(Tammy) My hatred of small talk should not prevent you from talking to me.  LOL
12/22/2013 9:16:52 AM(Jase) OMG. Those are so cute. Esp the dog afraid of its own farts! ����
12/22/2013 9:18:18 AM(Jase) I'm getting so much breed lobbying already  it's nuts. They're putting the dog before the chores. Get it?  Haha I'm so clever!
12/22/2013 9:18:49 AM(Jase) And let's be clear - every single word we exchange is EPIC
12/22/2013 9:18:53 AM(Tammy) Lol.  
12/22/2013 9:19:02 AM(Tammy) Ok.  Just checking.  
12/22/2013 9:19:30 AM(Tammy) It occurred to me that after I said I hated small talk our convo ended.  
12/22/2013 9:19:36 AM(Tammy) Fail.  Lol
12/22/2013 9:19:44 AM(Tammy) I hate lol
12/22/2013 9:19:44 AM(Tammy) I need a new one
12/22/2013 9:20:19 AM(Tammy) Like...SS (smile slightly)
12/22/2013 9:20:43 AM(Tammy) Or SG (sarcastic grin )
12/22/2013 9:21:10 AM(Jase) Haha no I just got us packed up and headed out. We all listened to some cool radiolab podcasts on the way home and then my comfy bed, a glass of wine and some spicy cheese and breaking bad. 
12/22/2013 9:21:16 AM(Tammy) LSHPALAM
12/22/2013 9:21:19 AM(Jase) I like those!
12/22/2013 9:21:34 AM(Tammy) laughing so hard people are looking at me
12/22/2013 9:21:42 AM(Tammy) Laughing
12/22/2013 9:21:45 AM(Jase) Yes!!!
12/22/2013 9:22:07 AM(Jase) AAPKOABS
12/22/2013 9:22:23 AM(Jase) At a party, kind of annoyed, but smiling
12/22/2013 9:22:31 AM(Tammy) AAPKOABS will never be mainstream.  
12/22/2013 9:23:01 AM(Tammy) SIMH (smiling inside my head)
12/22/2013 9:23:23 AM(Jase) AAPKOABSWNBM?!? SG
12/22/2013 9:24:00 AM(Tammy) Never
12/22/2013 9:24:00 AM(Tammy) LFTC
12/22/2013 9:24:47 AM(Tammy) LAughing from the couch
12/22/2013 9:25:01 AM(Jase) :-)
12/22/2013 9:25:16 AM(Jase) LCI
12/22/2013 9:25:23 AM(Jase) Laughing, crying inside
12/22/2013 9:25:50 AM(Jase) It's like an air supply song or something
12/22/2013 9:26:04 AM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 9:26:04 AM(Tammy) ZNL
12/22/2013 9:26:05 AM(Tammy) Zoe not laughing
12/22/2013 9:26:08 AM(Tammy) Don't mock air supply!
12/22/2013 9:26:08 AM(Tammy) I can sing everyone of their songs
12/22/2013 9:26:08 AM(Tammy) I'm all out of love
12/22/2013 9:26:52 AM(Jase) I like them. Total nostalgia
12/22/2013 9:27:11 AM(Tammy) I'm so lost without you
12/22/2013 9:27:25 AM(Tammy) I know you were right
12/22/2013 9:27:36 AM(Tammy) Believing for so long
12/22/2013 9:27:48 AM(Tammy) I'm all out of love
12/22/2013 9:27:58 AM(Jase) �� Even the nights are better ��
12/22/2013 9:28:01 AM(Tammy) What am I without you
12/22/2013 9:28:11 AM(Jase) Text karaoke
12/22/2013 9:28:21 AM(Jase) I'm a bit flat. Just got out of bed
12/22/2013 9:28:16 AM(Tammy) LOVE!
12/22/2013 9:28:16 AM(Tammy) I made it from bed to couch
12/22/2013 9:29:08 AM(Jase) Well lurched, my friend. Well lurched. 
12/22/2013 9:29:19 AM(Tammy) If only someone would provide breakfast
12/22/2013 9:29:25 AM(Tammy) And caffeine
12/22/2013 9:29:35 AM(Tammy) My life would be complete
12/22/2013 9:29:45 AM(Jase) ��
12/22/2013 9:30:13 AM(Tammy) Why am I raising my hand?
12/22/2013 9:30:22 AM(Tammy) I always think of those as me
12/22/2013 9:30:24 AM(Tammy) Red haired chick doing weird shit
12/22/2013 9:30:24 AM(Tammy) ��
12/22/2013 9:30:24 AM(Tammy) ��
12/22/2013 9:31:02 AM(Jase) That's me. My hairs getting so long that the emoji fits
12/22/2013 9:31:41 AM(Jase) Shes in the navy. Doing semaphores
12/22/2013 9:32:32 AM(Tammy) Yes.  Semaphores not typically a Sunday morning word
12/22/2013 9:32:32 AM(Tammy) FYI
12/22/2013 9:33:21 AM(Jase) Oh. Sorry to conflate those two. 
12/22/2013 9:32:32 AM(Tammy) No conflating allowed.  Too early.  
12/22/2013 9:34:35 AM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 9:34:40 AM(Tammy) Pretty good  Dufair
12/22/2013 9:34:40 AM(Tammy) I actually had to look that up
12/22/2013 9:35:16 AM(Jase) Sunday mornings are made for cunning linguists
12/22/2013 9:34:40 AM(Tammy) They are indeed.  I need one.  
12/22/2013 9:34:40 AM(Tammy) ASAP
12/22/2013 9:34:40 AM(Tammy) SS
12/22/2013 9:35:51 AM(Jase) Oh lord
12/22/2013 9:36:10 AM(Tammy) You started it
12/22/2013 9:36:44 AM(Tammy) ������
12/22/2013 9:36:48 AM(Tammy) ����
12/22/2013 9:43:57 AM(Jase) Nice. Cunning emojist
12/22/2013 9:45:55 AM(Tammy) Not as good. ��
12/22/2013 9:47:10 AM(Jase) Off to walk Zoe's dogs. I like seeing that they are better behaved around me than her. Means I have some shred of hope in training a dog
12/22/2013 9:47:28 AM(Tammy) Haha.  Alpha baby.  Alpha.  
12/22/2013 9:47:46 AM(Jase) Got that right
12/22/2013 9:49:26 AM(Jase) What else did you get Matt?
12/22/2013 9:50:08 AM(Tammy) Don't judge.  
12/22/2013 9:50:12 AM(Tammy) Xbox
12/22/2013 9:50:41 AM(Tammy) But only because he sold his this year to buy his girlfriend a birthday gift
12/22/2013 9:50:50 AM(Jase) Awww
12/22/2013 9:50:50 AM(Tammy) And I felt bad.  
12/22/2013 9:51:03 AM(Jase) You're a sweet mama
12/22/2013 9:51:16 AM(Tammy) I'm stupid.  Lol
12/22/2013 9:51:35 AM(Jase) Y?
12/22/2013 9:51:36 AM(Tammy) But I figured he could take it when he moves out. 
12/22/2013 9:51:44 AM(Tammy) LOL
12/22/2013 9:52:10 AM(Tammy) Because stuff like that eats at me
12/22/2013 9:52:16 AM(Jase) Moves out? Of your place? I thought he had his own place? I'm so lost
12/22/2013 9:52:28 AM(Tammy) No.  He's still here
12/22/2013 9:52:32 AM(Tammy) Sigh
12/22/2013 9:52:46 AM(Tammy) He's not here much.  
12/22/2013 9:53:15 AM(Jase) HES NOT GOTTEN YOU BREAKFAST AND COFFEE  YET?!?
12/22/2013 9:53:22 AM(Jase) Ah ok. What eats at you?
12/22/2013 9:54:40 AM(Tammy) HAHAHAHAHAHA
12/22/2013 9:55:19 AM(Tammy) when I see something happen that is a sacrifice someone makes.  I want to fix it.  
12/22/2013 9:55:38 AM(Tammy) I don't forget things.  
12/22/2013 9:55:46 AM(Tammy) I'll forget what day it is
12/22/2013 9:55:49 AM(Jase) Ah yes
12/22/2013 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) But not things like that
12/22/2013 9:56:08 AM(Jase) I get that
12/22/2013 9:56:50 AM(Tammy) He stayed at a friends house last night and partied.  
12/22/2013 9:57:02 AM(Tammy) But called me to discuss first
12/22/2013 9:57:17 AM(Tammy) It's weird having a child this age
12/22/2013 9:58:35 AM(Jase) I can't imagine yet. I'm going to need your notes in a few years
12/22/2013 9:59:09 AM(Tammy) Um.  Yeah.  It's an experience fo'sho!
12/22/2013 9:59:17 AM(Tammy) ��������
12/22/2013 9:59:27 AM(Jase) He still has the girlfriend?
12/22/2013 9:59:39 AM(Tammy) Yes.  And she's sweet.  
12/22/2013 9:59:44 AM(Jase) Yay
12/22/2013 10:00:47 AM(Jase) You know I look at each of my kids at their ages and realize they are so much farther ahead emotionally than I was at that age. It's really comforting.
12/22/2013 10:00:16 AM(Tammy) It is good but don't get too comfortable.   
12/22/2013 10:01:52 AM(Jase) Never
12/22/2013 10:02:00 AM(Tammy) They sneak up and attack you
12/22/2013 10:02:16 AM(Tammy) When you put your guard down!! Lol
12/22/2013 10:02:28 AM(Jase) Like ninjas?
12/22/2013 10:02:24 AM(Tammy) One day amazing next day throwing stars.  
12/22/2013 10:02:24 AM(Tammy) Total ninja
12/22/2013 10:03:40 AM(Tammy) ��
12/22/2013 10:04:03 AM(Jase) Ooh. Obscure. Cunning
12/22/2013 10:04:32 AM(Tammy) Obscure and Cunning.  My new tag line!!!
12/22/2013 10:06:10 AM(Tammy) Wow
12/22/2013 10:06:13 AM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=8K5uWdrMS4c&list=UUctXZhXmG-kf3tlIXgVZUlw&desktop_uri=/watch?v=8K5uWdrMS4c&feature=share&list=UUctXZhXmG-kf3tlIXgVZUlw
12/22/2013 10:06:18 AM(Tammy) Mine:
12/22/2013 10:06:40 AM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 10:22:36 AM(Jase) Is that the front of your phone? Lol
12/22/2013 10:23:36 AM(Jase) 
12/22/2013 10:33:39 AM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 10:34:01 AM(Tammy) First one is my lock screen
12/22/2013 10:34:24 AM(Tammy) I think it's so interesting how different are apps and organization are!
12/22/2013 10:34:24 AM(Tammy) I would literally cease to function if my camera weren't one of the bottom four!
12/22/2013 10:36:32 AM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 10:51:58 AM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 1:12:10 PM(Jase) Yeah I've never been happy w my camera in a folder. I may have to try your arrangement. 
12/22/2013 1:12:23 PM(Jase) And nice quote :-)
12/22/2013 1:12:34 PM(Jase) And cutie pup!
12/22/2013 1:13:43 PM(Jase) Was at church. My friend Michael played. After 25 years, just hearing his playing and his voice still gets me totally choked up. Music is very much my religion. It's easy for me to have a religious type experience listening to music
12/22/2013 1:23:09 PM(Jase) And I LOVE that you have the pic of you and the zebra for your background
12/22/2013 1:23:39 PM(Tammy) It makes me happy
12/22/2013 1:24:14 PM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 1:24:42 PM(Jase) You sent me that one. Absolutely love it
12/22/2013 1:24:55 PM(Tammy) I will send again
12/22/2013 1:24:57 PM(Jase) And your hair looks awesome :-)
12/22/2013 1:25:01 PM(Tammy) I'm obsessed
12/22/2013 1:25:02 PM(Jase) Send daily :-)
12/22/2013 1:25:27 PM(Tammy) SG
12/22/2013 1:29:05 PM(Jase) BAG
12/22/2013 1:29:12 PM(Jase) Big-Ass Grin
12/22/2013 1:29:20 PM(Tammy) Ohhhh I like that one
12/22/2013 1:29:39 PM(Jase) BAG it
12/22/2013 1:29:56 PM(Tammy) BAGGED it. 
12/22/2013 1:30:10 PM(Tammy) ��
12/22/2013 1:50:29 PM(Tammy) OMG WHO APPROVED THIS. I love the store manager kind of pooping his pants and getting annoyed: http://teamcoco.com/video/conan-visits-american-girl
12/22/2013 2:24:51 PM(Jase) Hilarious! I especially liked "Homicide is not part of our story line"
12/22/2013 7:16:06 PM(Jase) Jesus. Got to Anna's grave today and found this. Completely knocked me emotionally all the way down to the ground. Had no idea who did it. She was so loved by so many. Totally lost it.  So beautiful. 
12/22/2013 7:17:51 PM(Jase) Guess I'm amazingly rich after all
12/22/2013 7:37:57 PM(Tammy) Oh JD.  that's amazing and a Universe message.  
12/22/2013 7:38:24 PM(Jase) It is. Do you still get the universe emails, btw?
12/22/2013 7:38:51 PM(Tammy) I do!!
12/22/2013 7:39:13 PM(Jase) Awesome. I got off them a few years ago. Think I'll get back on
12/22/2013 7:39:28 PM(Tammy) I think so too.  ❤️❤️❤️
12/22/2013 7:39:48 PM(Jase) ❤️❤️❤️
12/22/2013 7:43:50 PM(Jase) Sent Ian the link with all the frenchies you sent this AM. He's now smitten with them. Imagine. 
12/22/2013 7:57:36 PM(Tammy) They ARE the perfect dog!!
12/22/2013 8:41:19 PM(Tammy) https://www.facebook.com/heartexplosions/posts/10151795648886227
12/22/2013 8:42:24 PM(Tammy) Doesn't work.  Sent on FB
12/22/2013 8:42:49 PM(Tammy) Maybe.  ;)
12/22/2013 9:45:07 PM(Jase) You've inspired me. We are watching White Christmas. First time ever. Pretty good!
12/22/2013 9:45:16 PM(Jase) Will watch your link soon
12/22/2013 9:50:40 PM(Tammy) What?  How can you never have seen it??!!!
12/22/2013 9:50:40 PM(Tammy) What part are you on
12/22/2013 9:51:19 PM(Jase) Dude is trying to get bing a date
12/22/2013 9:51:28 PM(Tammy) Ah.  Perfect.   
12/22/2013 9:51:38 PM(Tammy) Trivia:
12/22/2013 9:52:48 PM(Tammy) When they meet the sisters. And they show a photo of their brother it's actually alphalpha from the little rascals!
12/22/2013 9:52:48 PM(Tammy) And my only other piece of trivia that I love
12/22/2013 9:54:56 PM(Tammy) When Danny and bing do the sisters number that was never supposed to be in the movie.  They were goofing around.  Watch how hard bing laughs.  That's the only take they could get because they had the giggles.  That's my favorite!
12/22/2013 9:54:56 PM(Tammy) I'm such a geek
12/22/2013 9:55:27 PM(Jase) Awesome!!
12/22/2013 9:55:36 PM(Jase) Kids are bored :-(
12/22/2013 9:59:12 PM(Tammy) Hahaha. It's NOT a kid movie
12/22/2013 9:59:12 PM(Tammy) Put elf on. 
12/22/2013 10:00:16 PM(Jase) No I like it and they have devices...
12/22/2013 9:59:12 PM(Tammy) It's a nostalgia movie for me
12/22/2013 10:00:30 PM(Jase) We are all cuddled on the couch. It's all good
12/22/2013 10:00:35 PM(Jase) Watched as a kid?
12/22/2013 10:00:42 PM(Tammy) And bings voice...
12/22/2013 10:04:41 PM(Jase) The dance outside novellas is brilliant
12/22/2013 10:05:36 PM(Tammy) Totally
12/22/2013 10:21:19 PM(Tammy) Hot tub time machine!
12/22/2013 10:21:22 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/22/2013 10:27:29 PM(Jase) Is that what you're watching?
12/22/2013 10:35:28 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmaayybe?
12/22/2013 10:39:03 PM(Jase) You didn't say don't judge. I'm totally judging
12/22/2013 10:39:37 PM(Jase) Ian: "This is like high school musical for old people"
12/22/2013 10:39:44 PM(Tammy) LAUGHING REALLY HARD
12/22/2013 10:39:44 PM(Tammy) I'm also multitasking.  
12/22/2013 10:40:54 PM(Jase) This movie is totally awesome
12/22/2013 10:43:41 PM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 10:45:32 PM(Jase) OMG. Good thing you have two eyeballs
12/22/2013 10:45:38 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/22/2013 10:45:47 PM(Tammy) When ADD works
12/22/2013 10:50:24 PM(Tammy)  I'm obsessed with Gary Vaynerchuk
12/22/2013 11:06:50 PM(Jase) Have to look him up
12/22/2013 11:06:59 PM(Jase) Oh that's the motivational guy?
12/22/2013 11:07:28 PM(Tammy) No.  He's a social media expert
12/22/2013 11:09:15 PM(Jase) 
12/22/2013 11:09:36 PM(Tammy) Nice feet!
12/22/2013 11:12:05 PM(Jase) Ha. Totally chilling. Single tasking
12/22/2013 11:11:44 PM(Tammy) That's all I've done.  
12/22/2013 11:11:44 PM(Tammy) I am so scroogey right now
12/22/2013 11:12:49 PM(Jase) What about your Santas?
12/22/2013 11:11:44 PM(Tammy) I got them out but it's not bringing me the happy it normally does.  
12/22/2013 11:11:44 PM(Tammy) It's a weird season for me.  
12/22/2013 11:13:37 PM(Jase) Aww.
12/22/2013 11:13:40 PM(Jase) How come?
12/22/2013 11:11:44 PM(Tammy) I'm fighting it.  
12/22/2013 11:13:47 PM(Jase) Dish
12/22/2013 11:11:44 PM(Tammy) But losing.  
12/22/2013 11:14:14 PM(Tammy) Eh.  Just the thought of a whole day and night alone with my mother.  
12/22/2013 11:14:22 PM(Tammy) She's so mean.  
12/22/2013 11:14:30 PM(Tammy) Subtly mean.  
12/22/2013 11:14:33 PM(Jase) Oh geez. I'm really sorry Tam
12/22/2013 11:14:39 PM(Tammy) It's ok.  
12/22/2013 11:14:48 PM(Jase) Alone? No Matt?
12/22/2013 11:14:59 PM(Tammy) I've successfully sidestepped it for two years
12/22/2013 11:15:06 PM(Tammy) Time to pay up
12/22/2013 11:15:09 PM(Jase) How?
12/22/2013 11:15:13 PM(Tammy) Matts working.  
12/22/2013 11:15:21 PM(Jase) Oh foo
12/22/2013 11:15:53 PM(Tammy) She's already announced that my gift is all the work she's done on ancestry.com
12/22/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) And she wants to "teach me". 
12/22/2013 11:16:09 PM(Jase) Oh that's weird
12/22/2013 11:16:15 PM(Jase) Geez
12/22/2013 11:16:23 PM(Tammy) Because it's soooo fucking complicated
12/22/2013 11:16:42 PM(Jase) Cripes. That'll grinch anyone out
12/22/2013 11:16:45 PM(Tammy) That my masters degreed self can't POSSIBLY understand
12/22/2013 11:16:53 PM(Tammy) It will be hours.  
12/22/2013 11:16:59 PM(Jase) Holidays can be so hard to navigate
12/22/2013 11:17:15 PM(Jase) God that sounds like torture
12/22/2013 11:17:23 PM(Tammy) Trust me.  Whatever she's obsessed about becomes her obligation to teach.  
12/22/2013 11:17:29 PM(Tammy) Yup.  It is.  
12/22/2013 11:17:31 PM(Jase) Ugh
12/22/2013 11:17:35 PM(Tammy) It's awful.  
12/22/2013 11:17:46 PM(Jase) Bail. 12 hrs to Indiana
12/22/2013 11:17:47 PM(Tammy) So right now I'm fighting.  
12/22/2013 11:17:54 PM(Tammy) I can't.   
12/22/2013 11:17:57 PM(Jase) Sorry to be glib
12/22/2013 11:18:04 PM(Tammy) I would but she's alone.  
12/22/2013 11:18:05 PM(Jase) Big hugs
12/22/2013 11:18:08 PM(Tammy) Don't mean to dump sorry.  
12/22/2013 11:18:08 PM(Tammy) Caught me Ina moment
12/22/2013 11:18:33 PM(Jase) No. Glad you can
12/22/2013 11:18:50 PM(Tammy) Matts gone until Christmas Eve
12/22/2013 11:18:54 PM(Jase) Some years are diamond. Some are stone
12/22/2013 11:18:59 PM(Jase) Where?
12/22/2013 11:18:59 PM(Tammy) So I have time to brood
12/22/2013 11:19:10 PM(Tammy) To girlfriends family
12/22/2013 11:19:16 PM(Jase) Ah
12/22/2013 11:19:21 PM(Tammy) She's 5 hours away. 
12/22/2013 11:19:28 PM(Jase) Where?
12/22/2013 11:19:42 PM(Tammy) Way up north somewhere tiny
12/22/2013 11:19:53 PM(Tammy) She calls Rochester The City
12/22/2013 11:19:59 PM(Jase) Ha
12/22/2013 11:20:00 PM(Tammy) Which cracks me up
12/22/2013 11:21:00 PM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 11:21:05 PM(Tammy) Right before they left ...ways to bump knuckles.  The last three are "jellyfish" middle big and little
12/22/2013 11:21:52 PM(Tammy) I love him
12/22/2013 11:21:59 PM(Tammy) And you can see she adores him
12/22/2013 11:22:29 PM(Jase) OMG. The whole thing is charming. They seem happy
12/22/2013 11:22:24 PM(Tammy) Matt is hilarious 
12/22/2013 11:22:59 PM(Jase) Comes by it honestly
12/22/2013 11:23:07 PM(Jase) How'd they meet?
12/22/2013 11:23:38 PM(Tammy) Dating website
12/22/2013 11:23:48 PM(Jase) Ha cool
12/22/2013 11:24:04 PM(Tammy) He's too young to be on a dating website
12/22/2013 11:24:13 PM(Jase) :-)
12/22/2013 11:24:25 PM(Jase) Too smart I'm sure
12/22/2013 11:24:44 PM(Jase) Ha. There's the general and the cake!
12/22/2013 11:24:32 PM(Tammy) Totally
12/22/2013 11:24:32 PM(Tammy) YESSSSSSS
12/22/2013 11:24:32 PM(Tammy) see how effing big it is??!!!!
12/22/2013 11:25:13 PM(Jase) Yep. He's standing right now
12/22/2013 11:24:32 PM(Tammy) Haha wait.  
12/22/2013 11:25:57 PM(Jase) Glad Matt found someone nice online. If it doesn't work out I can give him some profile advice
12/22/2013 11:26:14 PM(Tammy) Lol. He is very pig headed
12/22/2013 11:26:24 PM(Tammy) He does things his own way
12/22/2013 11:26:35 PM(Jase) Ha. He's young
12/22/2013 11:26:40 PM(Tammy) Also honestly come by.  ;)
12/22/2013 11:27:21 PM(Jase) Type A genes
12/22/2013 11:26:40 PM(Tammy) Your pic today made me sad to realize no one visits matts dad.   
12/22/2013 11:27:44 PM(Jase) Hmm
12/22/2013 11:27:53 PM(Tammy) Not even matt.  
12/22/2013 11:28:06 PM(Tammy) Sorry.  Downer.  
12/22/2013 11:28:14 PM(Jase) It's ok
12/22/2013 11:28:24 PM(Tammy) God I HATE MYSELF RIGHT NOW
12/22/2013 11:28:32 PM(Jase) Oh sister
12/22/2013 11:28:48 PM(Tammy) I better go so you can enjoy the fantabulous finale of white Christmas
12/22/2013 11:29:08 PM(Jase) I'm multitasking :-)
12/22/2013 11:28:48 PM(Tammy) That's George colonels aunt btw
12/22/2013 11:28:48 PM(Tammy) Clooney
12/22/2013 11:29:26 PM(Jase) Yeah we looked that up!
12/22/2013 11:29:32 PM(Jase) Ian wondered
12/22/2013 11:29:57 PM(Jase) Matt s ambivalent? Angry?
12/22/2013 11:30:06 PM(Tammy) Won't discuss.  
12/22/2013 11:30:11 PM(Tammy) Ever.  
12/22/2013 11:30:16 PM(Jase) Oh tough
12/22/2013 11:30:28 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I can't get a read on it.  
12/22/2013 11:30:52 PM(Tammy) Once in a while he will give me a glimpse
12/22/2013 11:30:58 PM(Jase) Grief is oblique
12/22/2013 11:31:01 PM(Jase) Yeah?
12/22/2013 11:30:56 PM(Tammy) But you can't ask.  Outright.  
12/22/2013 11:31:31 PM(Jase) Defense mechanism
12/22/2013 11:30:56 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  It's the reason I am being tortured on Christmas
12/22/2013 11:31:50 PM(Jase) How so?
12/22/2013 11:30:56 PM(Tammy) Matt dropped the don't you think I have regrets on me
12/22/2013 11:32:11 PM(Jase) ??
12/22/2013 11:30:56 PM(Tammy) And guilted me into it
12/22/2013 11:32:30 PM(Tammy) About his dad and what if gramma died.  Etc etc
12/22/2013 11:32:40 PM(Jase) Oh blah
12/22/2013 11:32:40 PM(Tammy) Orchestrated by my mother
12/22/2013 11:32:42 PM(Tammy) FYI
12/22/2013 11:32:55 PM(Jase) His own fears of course
12/22/2013 11:32:58 PM(Tammy) I know her manipulation when I hear it
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) Prompted by her
12/22/2013 11:33:11 PM(Jase) Yeah
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) The day after they had lunch
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) Timing suspect
12/22/2013 11:33:26 PM(Jase) Yeah
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) My mother FEEDS off of misery
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) She loves me ONLY when I'm miserable.  
12/22/2013 11:33:51 PM(Jase) Yeah I know people like that. My stepmom
12/22/2013 11:33:56 PM(Jase) :-(
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) So works to put me there
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) Lois 1.  Tammy 0
12/22/2013 11:34:13 PM(Jase) It's an unwinnable game
12/22/2013 11:34:20 PM(Jase) Ha jinx
12/22/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) Totally unwinnable
12/22/2013 11:34:49 PM(Jase) You can't win and you can't not play
12/22/2013 11:34:51 PM(Tammy) So I can't find the joy to put up a tree
12/22/2013 11:35:03 PM(Jase) Oh Tammy. I hear ya
12/22/2013 11:35:03 PM(Tammy) It's my own protest.  
12/22/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) Just waiting for it to be OVER.  
12/22/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) I'll secret video little clips to send for sympathy.  Lol
12/22/2013 11:35:55 PM(Jase) Well you introduced me to White Christmas!  There's some joy for ya!
12/22/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
12/22/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) Definitely
12/22/2013 11:36:12 PM(Jase) You should. I can be your lifeline to sanity
12/22/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) Oh I don't want to redirect your hPpy.   I'll be fine
12/22/2013 11:36:42 PM(Jase) K
12/22/2013 11:36:52 PM(Jase) That finale was spectacular!
12/22/2013 11:36:53 PM(Tammy) I have years of experience
12/22/2013 11:36:59 PM(Tammy) Right??
12/22/2013 11:37:17 PM(Tammy) How about the snow and sleigh set??!
12/22/2013 11:37:20 PM(Tammy) I want a red dress like that!
12/22/2013 11:39:28 PM(Tammy) ❤️❤️❤️��➕��❤️❤️❤️
12/22/2013 11:39:28 PM(Tammy) ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
12/22/2013 11:39:28 PM(Tammy) ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
12/22/2013 11:41:40 PM(Jase) Totally completely amazing
12/22/2013 11:41:55 PM(Jase) And WAY better than HS musical
12/22/2013 11:41:36 PM(Tammy) ����������
12/22/2013 11:42:54 PM(Jase) What's next on my playlist?
12/22/2013 11:41:36 PM(Tammy) Hmmmmm
12/22/2013 11:43:09 PM(Jase) We started national lampoons Christmas and it was too dumb
12/22/2013 11:41:36 PM(Tammy) Yeah not my fav
12/22/2013 11:43:50 PM(Jase) They don't have its a wonderful life on netflix
12/22/2013 11:44:27 PM(Jase) Couldn't find the Xmas episode of breaking bad guest starring bing Crosby
12/22/2013 11:44:55 PM(Tammy) Polar express
12/22/2013 11:45:05 PM(Tammy) A Christmas story
12/22/2013 11:45:08 PM(Tammy) Elf
12/22/2013 11:45:15 PM(Jase) Love it. Almost watch polar express tonite
12/22/2013 11:45:20 PM(Jase) Love the other two
12/22/2013 11:45:36 PM(Tammy) Santa Clause
12/22/2013 11:45:41 PM(Jase) Wait I might not have seen Christmas story
12/22/2013 11:45:53 PM(Jase) Was thinking of miracle on 34th
12/22/2013 11:46:07 PM(Tammy) Sleepless in Seattle!
12/22/2013 11:46:12 PM(Tammy) WHAT
12/22/2013 11:46:19 PM(Jase) Ha. Is that set at Xmas time?
12/22/2013 11:46:21 PM(Tammy) THE CHRISTMAS ATORY 
12/22/2013 11:46:44 PM(Tammy) IS THE BEST MOVIE IN THE HISORY OF CHRISTMAS MOVIES
12/22/2013 11:46:47 PM(Tammy) OMG
12/22/2013 11:47:03 PM(Tammy) YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY
12/22/2013 11:47:10 PM(Jase) You are subtle. What are you trying to say here?
12/22/2013 11:47:16 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/22/2013 11:47:30 PM(Tammy) PROMISE ME
12/22/2013 11:47:36 PM(Jase) K it'll be next in the queue
12/22/2013 11:47:44 PM(Tammy) you will make me so happy
12/22/2013 11:47:51 PM(Tammy) Ahhhhhhhb
12/22/2013 11:47:52 PM(Jase) Kids will say its and old people version of _______
12/22/2013 11:47:59 PM(Tammy) Nope.  
12/22/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) They will love it
12/22/2013 11:48:11 PM(Jase) K
12/22/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) It's hilarious.  
12/22/2013 11:48:32 PM(Tammy) OMG.   
12/22/2013 11:48:50 PM(Tammy) So jealous of a first watch of that movie
12/22/2013 11:49:13 PM(Jase) I'll keep you posted throughout
12/22/2013 11:50:08 PM(Tammy) Arthur Christmas 
12/22/2013 11:50:08 PM(Tammy) I liked that one too.  
12/22/2013 11:50:29 PM(Jase) Christmas story not on netflix!
12/22/2013 11:51:16 PM(Jase) I'll rent it on amazon or torrent it or whatever
12/22/2013 11:51:18 PM(Tammy) Right.  
12/22/2013 11:51:34 PM(Tammy) TLC owns it I think
12/22/2013 11:51:53 PM(Tammy) And only plays it Christmas Eve.  Back to back
12/22/2013 11:52:15 PM(Tammy) Or one of those channels.  
12/22/2013 11:52:24 PM(Jase) Seriously?  They were a great band!  �� don't go chasing waterfalls ��. Shrewd investment
12/22/2013 11:52:16 PM(Tammy) TBS
12/22/2013 11:53:04 PM(Tammy) sorry.  
12/22/2013 11:53:06 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/22/2013 11:53:31 PM(Jase) That's why they broke up then. Didn't buy the right movie
12/22/2013 11:53:38 PM(Tammy) 
12/22/2013 11:54:06 PM(Jase) No cable. I'll torrent it
12/22/2013 11:54:21 PM(Tammy) Kk
12/22/2013 11:54:44 PM(Jase) Dear NSA. No I won't. Just kidding
12/22/2013 11:55:05 PM(Jase) Ok. Going to check your link now
12/22/2013 11:54:24 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uvMLfSQrHKE&autoplay=1&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DuvMLfSQrHKE%26autoplay%3D1
12/22/2013 11:57:54 PM(Tammy) ��
12/22/2013 11:59:25 PM(Jase) OMG that animal vid was awesome. Esp the ones talking
12/23/2013 12:02:58 AM(Jase) Looks funny. Thought it was gonna be a 50s thing or something
12/23/2013 12:04:25 AM(Tammy) Trust the Swales.  
12/23/2013 12:04:36 AM(Tammy) ������
12/23/2013 12:04:45 AM(Jase) Always
12/23/2013 12:04:54 AM(Jase) Buenas noches :-)
12/23/2013 8:54:08 AM(Tammy) 
12/23/2013 8:54:08 AM(Tammy) My son panicking over elf on the shelf for an eight year old
12/23/2013 8:54:08 AM(Tammy) LOL
12/23/2013 8:58:14 AM(Tammy) SO my son
12/23/2013 9:02:43 AM(Jase) Freaking awesome. We love our pixie
12/23/2013 9:07:00 AM(Jase) Who is the 8 year old?
12/23/2013 9:08:36 AM(Tammy) Not sure.  Cousin maybe?
12/23/2013 9:09:02 AM(Tammy) Also my son
12/23/2013 9:09:04 AM(Tammy) 
12/23/2013 9:09:04 AM(Tammy) Button pusher perfected
12/23/2013 9:09:40 AM(Jase) Nice!!
12/23/2013 9:09:49 AM(Tammy) No BAD
12/23/2013 9:10:31 AM(Jase) Boy's got a sense of humor, that's for sure
12/23/2013 9:10:39 AM(Jase) Had a very intense dream about Anna last night
12/23/2013 9:12:15 AM(Jase) She was doing a bunch of remodeling and we even had two houses. We did our usual "speaker-listener". She listened. I told her I was angry. She smiled, ran her hand thru my hair and then was gone
12/23/2013 9:12:36 AM(Jase) Prob gonna be a strange day after that
12/23/2013 9:13:20 AM(Tammy) I'm not surprised after yesterday.  Churned up emotion
12/23/2013 9:14:39 AM(Jase) Yep
12/23/2013 9:14:55 AM(Jase) In the studio today?
12/23/2013 9:15:17 AM(Tammy) Wearing my fav today
12/23/2013 9:15:28 AM(Tammy) Yep
12/23/2013 9:16:29 AM(Jase) Oh love it!  Buddhas!
12/23/2013 9:17:58 AM(Jase) Knock em dead in there. I'm planning on recording some new homemade stories for the kids. Put em on cd. They love falling asleep to those
12/23/2013 9:43:12 AM(Tammy) 
12/23/2013 9:43:45 AM(Jase) So brilliant
12/23/2013 9:44:01 AM(Jase) Mission impossible?
12/23/2013 10:04:32 AM(Tammy) Knowing Matthew probably toilet papering the fan
12/23/2013 10:04:56 AM(Jase) Ah of course!!!
12/23/2013 10:04:59 AM(Jase) Genius
12/23/2013 10:04:32 AM(Tammy) The first year he carved his own pumpkin he made it vomit pumpkin seeds
12/23/2013 10:04:32 AM(Tammy) He's THAT kid
12/23/2013 10:05:14 AM(Jase) I am going to totally steal that one tonight
12/23/2013 10:05:18 AM(Jase) Love him
12/23/2013 10:04:32 AM(Tammy) Me too. 
12/23/2013 10:05:31 AM(Jase) Likes to get a rise out of people...
12/23/2013 10:04:32 AM(Tammy) Loves it.  LOVES
12/23/2013 10:06:14 AM(Jase) I cannot relate to that in any way. 
12/23/2013 10:06:53 AM(Jase) I'm leafing through my fave bread book. Going to have to be careful or I'll fall down a big baking hole
12/23/2013 10:08:03 AM(Jase) It's been used a few times
12/23/2013 10:10:01 AM(Tammy) HAHAHAHA that's the sign of a great book!
12/23/2013 11:37:21 AM(Jase) Btw any packages you may or may not receive from the Hoosier heartland are NOT to be opened at 100 scio street. They are stocking stuffers!
12/23/2013 11:36:16 AM(Tammy) And right back at you.  ;)
12/23/2013 11:36:16 AM(Tammy) Although that is a tomorrow problem for you.  ;)
12/23/2013 11:38:47 AM(Jase) Same, I think
12/23/2013 11:44:07 AM(Tammy) 
12/23/2013 11:44:22 AM(Tammy) Is it a million dollars?
12/23/2013 11:44:51 AM(Jase) Ha you got it!
12/23/2013 11:44:57 AM(Jase) It's a green dress
12/23/2013 11:46:38 AM(Jase) But not a real green dress. That's cruel. 
12/23/2013 11:46:56 AM(Tammy) 
12/23/2013 11:46:56 AM(Tammy) You're hilarious Dave.  
12/23/2013 11:46:56 AM(Tammy) ��
12/23/2013 11:47:48 AM(Jase) Very cool. I hope he loves it
12/23/2013 12:22:51 PM(Tammy) Made me think of you.  Good job JD
12/23/2013 12:24:15 PM(Jase) Ha thx. I do a bit of both, depending :-)
12/23/2013 1:57:59 PM(Jase) Just made for my mom and stepdad. Call me Mr. Pinterest
12/23/2013 3:19:05 PM(Tammy) OMG SO CUTE!!!
12/23/2013 3:38:31 PM(Jase) ��
12/23/2013 4:30:36 PM(Tammy) 
12/23/2013 4:31:29 PM(Jase) Wow. Love. Keeper. SO making that my wallpaper
12/23/2013 4:33:36 PM(Jase) I HATE that the iphone zooms wallpaper
12/23/2013 4:34:53 PM(Jase) Turned that stupid shit right off
12/23/2013 4:35:11 PM(Jase) 
12/23/2013 4:47:44 PM(Tammy) Haha just crop it
12/23/2013 4:50:21 PM(Jase) I don't have anything on my phone to like reverse crop
12/23/2013 4:50:41 PM(Jase) Do you edit on your phone at all?
12/23/2013 4:50:50 PM(Tammy) Yes
12/23/2013 4:51:05 PM(Jase) Reveal your secret tools!
12/23/2013 5:00:21 PM(Tammy) http://m.imore.com/having-issues-wallpapers-ios-7-heres-why-and-how-fix-it
12/23/2013 5:00:31 PM(Tammy) You're welcome!
12/23/2013 5:01:08 PM(Jase) Yeah that's what I did
12/23/2013 5:01:37 PM(Jase) I need your tools! You're evading!  Keeping the plebes down!
12/23/2013 5:02:40 PM(Tammy) Damn right!
12/23/2013 5:03:56 PM(Jase) I'll have to hire you to uncrop my wallpapers
12/23/2013 5:04:13 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/23/2013 5:57:49 PM(Tammy) 
12/23/2013 5:57:51 PM(Tammy) HA!  
12/23/2013 5:58:08 PM(Tammy) I figured out how to do it and it's magical
12/23/2013 5:58:26 PM(Jase) Yay!!
12/23/2013 5:59:23 PM(Tammy) There's an app for that!  
12/23/2013 5:59:31 PM(Tammy) And the crowd bows down in submission
12/23/2013 6:01:35 PM(Jase) OMG. The tools!!
12/23/2013 6:02:14 PM(Tammy) Yesssssssss
12/23/2013 6:02:24 PM(Tammy) This is totally illegal but just to see what it does I added sky and sides to this image
12/23/2013 6:03:15 PM(Tammy) U can see where it starts
12/23/2013 6:54:56 PM(Tammy) http://www.viralnova.com/alzheimers-birthday/
12/23/2013 9:14:29 PM(Jase) The life
12/23/2013 9:20:48 PM(Tammy) You win
12/23/2013 9:23:19 PM(Jase) :-)
12/23/2013 9:22:56 PM(Tammy) Ugh
12/23/2013 9:24:13 PM(Jase) What are you doin?
12/23/2013 9:26:26 PM(Jase) Emma jamming on my guitar
12/23/2013 9:25:04 PM(Tammy) The only mall shopping I'm doing.  9:30 one stop and out.  
12/23/2013 9:25:04 PM(Tammy) 15 minutes!  A new Swales record!
12/23/2013 9:25:04 PM(Tammy) Front spot.  Lol
12/23/2013 9:30:10 PM(Tammy) 
Awwwww
12/23/2013 9:30:12 PM(Jase) Ha good luck
12/23/2013 9:30:18 PM(Jase) In n out
12/23/2013 10:17:10 PM(Jase) So what'd you get at the Apple store?
12/23/2013 10:24:26 PM(Tammy) Done.  One hour (includes Target)
12/23/2013 10:25:00 PM(Jase) Nice. That's some
Turbo shopping right there. Get anything fun?
12/23/2013 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) A mouse.  A new Apple TV remote (lost) an iPad mini for my miserable mother
12/23/2013 10:25:22 PM(Jase) Ha. Your descriptions :-)
12/23/2013 10:25:31 PM(Jase) Yay for you
12/23/2013 10:25:47 PM(Jase) She can teach you genealogy on ot
12/23/2013 10:25:49 PM(Jase) It
12/23/2013 10:32:47 PM(Tammy) Riiiigghhttt
12/23/2013 10:35:56 PM(Tammy) She has a V1 iPad.   But I noticed she couldn't get ancestry.com new app so I got it for her iOS 7. 
12/23/2013 10:36:11 PM(Tammy) Maya be stupid
12/23/2013 10:36:28 PM(Tammy) But I couldn't think of anything else
12/23/2013 10:37:42 PM(Jase) Well love trumps all
12/23/2013 10:39:09 PM(Tammy) Is that a song.  
12/23/2013 10:39:21 PM(Tammy) Or a Rocky Balboa quote 
12/23/2013 10:39:29 PM(Jase) Adrian!!!!
12/23/2013 10:39:44 PM(Tammy) Rocky theme song!
12/23/2013 10:40:15 PM(Jase) Did I tell you the song I started this fall? Single man in a double bed?
12/23/2013 10:40:22 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc&autoplay=1&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDhlPAj38rHc%26autoplay%3D1
12/23/2013 10:40:35 PM(Tammy) I think you sent me a version
12/23/2013 10:40:41 PM(Jase) Thought so
12/23/2013 10:42:51 PM(Jase) Gonna fly now!!!
12/23/2013 10:43:00 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/23/2013 10:43:55 PM(Jase) TPITA!!
12/23/2013 10:44:08 PM(Jase) Throwing punches in the air!!
12/23/2013 10:44:00 PM(Tammy) I would never have gotten that
12/24/2013 9:48:50 AM(Jase) I'm obsessed
12/24/2013 9:48:50 AM(Jase) For Zoe and Suvi
12/24/2013 9:51:44 AM(Tammy) Pinterest ho.  ;)
12/24/2013 9:53:30 AM(Jase) Literally LOL.
12/24/2013 9:53:56 AM(Jase) I'm shooting for 100,000 repins
12/24/2013 10:19:28 AM(Jase) Have Matt go to http://www.watchface-generator.de/v2/watchfaces/20131224/tammy_swales_studio/ once he has the Pebble app installed on his phone
12/24/2013 10:21:31 AM(Jase) 
12/24/2013 10:19:28 AM(Jase) It’s a real watch ��
12/24/2013 10:21:36 AM(Jase) Hang on
12/24/2013 10:21:36 AM(Tammy) FUCK!   Now I want it!
12/24/2013 10:21:36 AM(Jase) That one won’t work with his out of the box.  Save that link for when v2.0 comes out
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Tammy) Also android.  Will that matter.  
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Tammy) When is v2
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Jase) Android?  What a shame.  They have medication for that.
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Jase) It’ll work all the same
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Jase) http://www.watchface-generator.de/watchfaces/20131224/tammy_swales_studio_v1/
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Jase) that’s the v1 link
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Jase) v2 sometime soon after the 1st of the year
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Jase) Get yerself a pebble sister ��
12/24/2013 10:23:44 AM(Tammy) OMG.   That is the coolest.  
12/24/2013 10:26:04 AM(Jase) You can make watch faces here: http://www.watchface-generator.de/
12/24/2013 10:31:14 AM(Tammy) http://www.watchface-generator.de/watchfaces/20131224/lovelywatchface/
12/24/2013 10:31:57 AM(Jase) Nicely done ��(
12/24/2013 10:32:09 AM(Jase) Sadly, I’m on 2.0.  Can’t install ��
12/24/2013 10:32:15 AM(Tammy) Booooooo
12/24/2013 10:32:16 AM(Tammy) Send me the v2 link
12/24/2013 10:32:16 AM(Tammy) Wait.  How did you get v2?
12/24/2013 10:32:48 AM(Jase) http://www.watchface-generator.de/v2/
12/24/2013 10:32:53 AM(Jase) I have friends in high places
12/24/2013 10:33:02 AM(Tammy) Sheesh.  
12/24/2013 10:33:03 AM(Jase) Still in beta.  A bit flaky.  Matt wouldn’t want it yet
12/24/2013 10:45:04 AM(Tammy) Just for you
12/24/2013 10:45:04 AM(Tammy) http://www.watchface-generator.de/v2/watchfaces/20131224/tellthetruth/
12/24/2013 10:46:31 AM(Tammy) ��
12/24/2013 10:46:37 AM(Tammy) Drops mic
12/24/2013 10:47:20 AM(Jase) So glad you know me down to the core, Tam. 
12/24/2013 10:47:12 AM(Tammy) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12/24/2013 10:47:12 AM(Tammy) THAT LOOKS AWESOME
12/24/2013 10:47:12 AM(Jase) Never changing my watch face ever ever again
12/24/2013 10:47:12 AM(Tammy) shit.  That could distract me all day!!!
12/24/2013 10:49:16 AM(Jase) Right?
12/24/2013 10:49:20 AM(Tammy) Totally.  
12/24/2013 10:49:20 AM(Jase) You could make one for each client
12/24/2013 10:49:20 AM(Tammy) I'm making more.  
12/24/2013 10:49:20 AM(Jase) SEND ALL THE FACES
12/24/2013 10:49:20 AM(Tammy) Only if you send me pics.  OMG.  Hilarious!!!!
12/24/2013 10:53:36 AM(Jase) Of course!
12/24/2013 10:53:36 AM(Tammy) Did u get the video?
12/24/2013 10:56:28 AM(Jase) Video?
12/24/2013 10:56:38 AM(Jase) Lemme check all 6 of my IM clients
12/24/2013 10:58:42 AM(Tammy) http://www.watchface-generator.de/watchfaces/20131224/turnandsquint/
12/24/2013 10:58:49 AM(Tammy) Test this one
12/24/2013 10:59:28 AM(Jase) No go. It's 1.x :-(
12/24/2013 10:59:48 AM(Tammy) What does that mean?
12/24/2013 11:00:23 AM(Jase) It’s for 1.x watches.  Not 2.0
12/24/2013 11:01:51 AM(Tammy) http://www.watchface-generator.de/v2/watchfaces/20131224/squint/
12/24/2013 11:02:08 AM(Tammy) How's this
12/24/2013 11:02:08 AM(Tammy) Does it work?
12/24/2013 11:11:08 AM(Jase) 
12/24/2013 11:10:40 AM(Jase) Can’t make it out ��
12/24/2013 11:10:40 AM(Tammy) Do you get it?
12/24/2013 11:10:40 AM(Jase) Trying..
12/24/2013 11:12:00 AM(Tammy) Turn sideways line your eye up
12/24/2013 11:12:16 AM(Tammy) I can see it!
12/24/2013 11:12:17 AM(Jase) I can tell it’s saying something
12/24/2013 11:12:45 AM(Tammy) From the 2:00 side
12/24/2013 11:12:48 AM(Jase) LIFE something?
12/24/2013 11:12:48 AM(Tammy) Nope
12/24/2013 11:12:48 AM(Tammy) 
12/24/2013 11:12:48 AM(Tammy) Do it now from phone
12/24/2013 11:12:48 AM(Tammy) Then try watch
12/24/2013 11:14:03 AM(Jase) I’m so dense
12/24/2013 11:14:31 AM(Tammy) OMG
12/24/2013 11:14:55 AM(Jase) JD fail.  Blind from too much Pinterest
12/24/2013 11:14:56 AM(Jase) I see an R and and S
12/24/2013 11:14:56 AM(Tammy) Put your eye lined up with the phone charger hole
12/24/2013 11:14:56 AM(Jase) Now we’re talking
12/24/2013 11:14:56 AM(Tammy) Now rotate the phone 90 degrees
12/24/2013 11:14:56 AM(Jase) Nice!!!
12/24/2013 11:14:56 AM(Jase) Love it
12/24/2013 11:14:56 AM(Tammy) Jesus
12/24/2013 11:16:17 AM(Jase) I got both of them!
12/24/2013 11:16:23 AM(Tammy) Haha
12/24/2013 11:16:26 AM(Jase) “Does not follow directions”
12/24/2013 11:16:33 AM(Tammy) Now try the watch
12/24/2013 11:17:03 AM(Jase) Sadly, no go
12/24/2013 11:17:04 AM(Jase) too low res
12/24/2013 11:17:04 AM(Jase) too bad
12/24/2013 11:17:04 AM(Tammy) I can see in the pic you sent me
12/24/2013 11:17:04 AM(Tammy) You are blind
12/24/2013 11:17:04 AM(Tammy) I protest!
12/24/2013 11:17:04 AM(Jase) complaint_department@dufair.org
12/24/2013 11:17:04 AM(Tammy) Lmao
12/24/2013 11:19:10 AM(Jase) I’m a musician for god’s sake!  All this visual stuff!  I need to go into a dark room with a guitar for a few hours now
12/24/2013 11:19:12 AM(Tammy) 
12/24/2013 11:19:12 AM(Jase) Registered.  Your ticket number is 8X8328GG9-F*@#-Y@*.  Our staff will attend to your every need
12/24/2013 11:21:20 AM(Tammy) Not from Indiana they won't!!
12/24/2013 11:21:20 AM(Jase) Ha.  Jesus.  You’re the best.
12/24/2013 11:21:20 AM(Jase) Ok gotta scoot.  Sick mother.  Box of Clorox wipes.
12/24/2013 11:21:20 AM(Tammy) Kkkkkkkkk
12/24/2013 11:21:20 AM(Jase) Studio today?
12/24/2013 11:21:20 AM(Tammy) Shoot.  Big $
12/24/2013 11:21:20 AM(Jase) Yay.  Knock em dead.
12/24/2013 2:33:51 PM(Tammy) This just makes me laugh.  
12/24/2013 2:35:39 PM(Jase) Fundamental truths. Delivered to your watch. Swales. She knows what time it is. 
12/24/2013 7:10:40 PM(Tammy) Dear god please save me from ancestry.com
12/24/2013 7:15:07 PM(Jase) You know, the emergency room is open. Aren't you having palpitations?
12/24/2013 7:16:35 PM(Tammy) Jesus god
12/24/2013 7:18:58 PM(Tammy)  We are not happy
12/24/2013 7:20:31 PM(Tammy) 
12/24/2013 7:26:39 PM(Tammy) 
12/24/2013 7:36:09 PM(Tammy) 
12/24/2013 9:07:15 PM(Jase) OMG. Even Zoe looks stressed out. Wait. Tell me more about the Fratangelo clan!
12/24/2013 9:07:27 PM(Jase) At least you have Matt right now!
12/24/2013 9:08:20 PM(Jase) Xmas eve svc. Was beautiful
12/24/2013 9:13:37 PM(Jase) 
12/24/2013 9:28:05 PM(Tammy) Matt sent that to me
12/24/2013 9:28:37 PM(Jase) Very convincing
12/24/2013 9:29:02 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/24/2013 9:48:24 PM(Jase) Oh the dilemma. Open at midnight or wait until morning?
12/24/2013 10:03:28 PM(Tammy) Morning of course!
12/24/2013 10:04:17 PM(Jase) Okay, okay...
12/24/2013 10:05:36 PM(Tammy) Which reminds me...can I open the envelope and put in my stocking OR do I use the envelope as the present and put under the Christmas bush (dubbed by Matthew)
12/24/2013 10:09:52 PM(Tammy) Nvm.  Handled.  ;)
12/24/2013 10:09:52 PM(Tammy) Christmas story!!!!
12/24/2013 10:12:50 PM(Jase) Glad it's handled :-) It's like a matroska doll
12/24/2013 10:14:08 PM(Tammy) Lmao
12/25/2013 9:17:08 AM(Jase) Merry, merry Christmas Tammy. Thank you so much. Love them both
12/25/2013 1:33:10 PM(Jase) Surviving?
12/25/2013 1:46:24 PM(Tammy) Yeah. 
12/25/2013 1:46:50 PM(Jase) ❤️
12/25/2013 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) Guitar string bracelet!
12/25/2013 1:59:45 PM(Jase) Totally totally love it
12/25/2013 1:59:51 PM(Tammy) Cool right?
12/25/2013 2:00:16 PM(Tammy) They had a bass one but it wouldn't have arrived in time.  
12/25/2013 2:00:56 PM(Jase) Beyond cool
12/25/2013 2:00:57 PM(Jase) It's perfect
12/25/2013 2:00:35 PM(Tammy) I haven't opened mine yet
12/25/2013 2:00:57 PM(Jase) Geez!
12/25/2013 2:00:44 PM(Tammy) Waiting for matt
12/25/2013 2:00:58 PM(Jase) K ❤️
12/25/2013 2:00:58 PM(Jase) When?
12/25/2013 2:01:20 PM(Tammy) 3 or 4
12/25/2013 2:03:52 PM(Jase) K
12/25/2013 2:04:10 PM(Jase) How's things in general with yer mom?
12/25/2013 2:05:36 PM(Tammy) Better than expected.  
12/25/2013 2:05:36 PM(Tammy) She's on BB
12/25/2013 2:07:39 PM(Jase) Yay!  What's bb?
12/25/2013 2:07:44 PM(Tammy) Best....
12/25/2013 2:08:54 PM(Jase) Yay
12/25/2013 2:13:52 PM(Jase) Christmas lunch. Just when you thought my food blog was dead...
12/25/2013 3:01:52 PM(Jase) 3:01. Fingers tapping...
12/25/2013 3:02:40 PM(Tammy) Lmao.  More like 4.  Sorry!!!  
12/25/2013 3:02:48 PM(Tammy) No little kids...
12/25/2013 3:02:57 PM(Tammy) How was morning?
12/25/2013 3:03:12 PM(Jase) :-)
12/25/2013 3:03:22 PM(Jase) Totally delightful
12/25/2013 3:07:09 PM(Jase) 
12/25/2013 3:13:23 PM(Tammy) Biggest Papa on Monday?
12/25/2013 3:13:27 PM(Tammy) LMAO
12/25/2013 3:14:37 PM(Jase) Best dad in the world ��
12/25/2013 3:13:52 PM(Tammy) I know.  I'm teasing.  
12/25/2013 3:13:52 PM(Tammy) Terrible at Spanish.  
12/25/2013 3:15:29 PM(Tammy) Donde es el bano?
12/25/2013 3:23:36 PM(Jase) ¡Me gustaría una cerveza!
12/25/2013 3:43:47 PM(Jase) My new black turtleneck from the kids. Love it. 
12/25/2013 3:45:52 PM(Tammy) Shhhexy!
12/25/2013 3:48:00 PM(Tammy) SQUIDS!!!��������
12/25/2013 3:51:04 PM(Jase) Yay!! Glad you got it
12/25/2013 3:52:16 PM(Tammy) Hilarious!!
12/25/2013 3:55:20 PM(Jase) Glad you like!!
12/25/2013 4:44:51 PM(Tammy) Finger lights!
12/25/2013 4:45:19 PM(Tammy) 
12/25/2013 4:45:54 PM(Jase) Love it! Can't wait for the long exposure.
12/25/2013 4:46:11 PM(Jase) Shots
12/25/2013 6:35:39 PM(Tammy) Am. So. Tired.  Of.  Talking.  
12/25/2013 6:49:14 PM(Jase) Ha. How much longer?
12/25/2013 6:51:01 PM(Tammy) Til tomorrow am.  Then my plane flight to NJ
12/25/2013 6:53:16 PM(Jase) Good luck!  NJ is the big shoot?
12/25/2013 6:53:29 PM(Tammy) Yah
12/25/2013 6:53:42 PM(Jase) Looking forward to it?
12/25/2013 6:53:36 PM(Tammy) Nervous
12/25/2013 6:56:38 PM(Jase) You'll rock that shit like a vandal. You'll drop the mic on the jetway getting on the plane back to NY
12/25/2013 7:10:11 PM(Tammy) Lmao. 
12/25/2013 9:56:16 PM(Jase) What I wrote in my sister-in-law's HS yearbook. Srsly. WTF?
12/25/2013 9:56:59 PM(Tammy) HAHAHAHA
12/25/2013 9:57:13 PM(Jase) Kill me
12/25/2013 9:57:04 PM(Tammy)  You thought you were ALL THAT 
12/25/2013 9:57:44 PM(Jase) Guess that explains Single Man in a Double Bed
12/25/2013 9:57:04 PM(Tammy) Lmfao!!!
12/25/2013 10:05:36 PM(Tammy) Favorite gifts!!!
12/25/2013 10:07:42 PM(Jase) Me?
12/25/2013 10:07:44 PM(Tammy) Yes
12/25/2013 10:14:19 PM(Jase) Love love love the bracelet. The umphrey's video. The turtleneck. 
12/25/2013 10:14:56 PM(Jase) It's about watching the kids open theirs. I did really well this year
12/25/2013 10:15:00 PM(Jase) You?
12/25/2013 10:15:42 PM(Tammy) The leather jacket looked cool!
12/25/2013 10:15:58 PM(Jase) Yeah $20 on eBay!
12/25/2013 10:16:13 PM(Tammy) Dood.  For me it's about giving.  Matt loooovvveeedddd the pebble
12/25/2013 10:16:16 PM(Tammy) Seriously??!
12/25/2013 10:16:16 PM(Tammy) Score!
12/25/2013 10:16:46 PM(Jase) Yay! So glad he liked it!!!
12/25/2013 10:16:52 PM(Tammy) My mother was thrilled with the iPad.  
12/25/2013 10:16:58 PM(Jase) Yay!!
12/25/2013 10:16:57 PM(Tammy) So I'm happy
12/25/2013 10:17:07 PM(Tammy) Plus this:
12/25/2013 10:17:14 PM(Jase) Good :-) Happy is good
12/25/2013 10:17:35 PM(Tammy) 
12/25/2013 10:17:35 PM(Tammy) That's my dad
12/25/2013 10:17:35 PM(Tammy) Who I don't know
12/25/2013 10:17:36 PM(Tammy) And
12/25/2013 10:17:55 PM(Jase) Whoa
12/25/2013 10:18:03 PM(Tammy) 
12/25/2013 10:18:04 PM(Tammy) That's me!
12/25/2013 10:18:15 PM(Tammy) With my great grandparents
12/25/2013 10:18:21 PM(Jase) OMG
Awesome
12/25/2013 10:18:24 PM(Tammy) Who I also don't know
12/25/2013 10:18:30 PM(Jase) Your dad is super handsome
12/25/2013 10:18:24 PM(Tammy) So pretty cool
12/25/2013 10:18:46 PM(Jase) Yes
12/25/2013 10:18:24 PM(Tammy) Plus I qualify for membership
12/25/2013 10:19:19 PM(Tammy) In the Daughters of the American Revolution
12/25/2013 10:19:23 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/25/2013 10:19:30 PM(Tammy) Direct line
12/25/2013 10:19:31 PM(Jase) Cool. How so?
12/25/2013 10:19:42 PM(Jase) Via your mom? Dad?
12/25/2013 10:20:04 PM(Tammy) Through my dad's side the woman holding me
12/25/2013 10:20:24 PM(Jase) Awesome
12/25/2013 10:20:36 PM(Jase) Had you seen a pic of him before?
12/25/2013 10:20:32 PM(Tammy) And my son traces back to Henry the VII's Archer.  
12/25/2013 10:21:14 PM(Jase) Awesome!!
12/25/2013 10:20:32 PM(Tammy) Isn't that crazy
12/25/2013 10:21:29 PM(Jase) Mr. Latinas
12/25/2013 10:21:28 PM(Tammy) Through his dad's dad
12/25/2013 10:21:36 PM(Jase) Katniss
12/25/2013 10:21:43 PM(Tammy) Haha
12/25/2013 10:22:23 PM(Tammy) My family arrived about 20 years after the mayflower.  
12/25/2013 10:22:40 PM(Tammy) It was unexpectedly cool.  
12/25/2013 10:22:54 PM(Jase) There you go!!
12/25/2013 10:22:40 PM(Tammy) I was impressed and my mom was nice
12/25/2013 10:22:40 PM(Tammy) So that was my gift.  
12/25/2013 10:23:22 PM(Jase) God Tam. I'm so happy for you
12/25/2013 10:22:40 PM(Tammy) Plus the coolest squid pins!!
12/25/2013 10:23:49 PM(Jase) Maybe you can check the mom thing off you 2014 list
12/25/2013 10:24:01 PM(Tammy) It's on there.  ;)
12/25/2013 10:24:12 PM(Tammy) See how that works?  Lol
12/25/2013 10:24:26 PM(Jase) It does!!
12/25/2013 10:24:58 PM(Jase) You're a git er done chick
12/25/2013 10:25:12 PM(Jase) Had you seen your dad before?
12/25/2013 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) Just in maybe three photos
12/25/2013 10:26:07 PM(Jase) Cool. And that's your mom with him?
12/25/2013 10:26:22 PM(Tammy) No.   His sister
12/25/2013 10:26:28 PM(Jase) Oh cool
12/25/2013 10:26:54 PM(Jase) You come by your good looks honestly
12/25/2013 10:26:56 PM(Tammy) Haha. I'm not really.  But thanks. 
12/25/2013 10:28:31 PM(Jase) Don't kid yourself, ms hottie. 
12/25/2013 10:28:42 PM(Jase) Who got you the finger lites?
12/25/2013 10:28:44 PM(Jase) Matt?
12/25/2013 10:29:04 PM(Tammy) I got them for matt.  But then had to play with them
12/25/2013 10:30:31 PM(Jase) Nice. You do giving very well
12/25/2013 10:30:53 PM(Tammy) ����
12/25/2013 10:32:14 PM(Jase) ��������
12/25/2013 11:02:15 PM(Jase) Moms going to the hospital. Breathing getting worse. Headed over. Worried
12/26/2013 1:41:04 AM(Tammy) Oh shit.  Are you ok.  Just got this
12/26/2013 1:44:17 AM(Jase) Hey thx. She is doing better. I just got back to my bro's. She may or may not be admitted. Still up or back up?
12/26/2013 1:47:44 AM(Tammy) Back up.  Is she with you?
12/26/2013 1:48:39 AM(Jase) No. At hospital. Just got text. They're going to admit her. Looks like I'll be at the hospital a bunch tomorrow. How come you're up?  U ok?
12/26/2013 1:49:33 AM(Tammy) Oh yeah.  Dog had to poop.  Lucky me.  Now she wants to play.  
12/26/2013 1:49:58 AM(Jase) Oh fun
12/26/2013 1:50:04 AM(Jase) Sry!
12/26/2013 1:50:05 AM(Tammy) Santa got her a new toy she is obsessed with
12/26/2013 1:50:19 AM(Jase) What is it?
12/26/2013 1:51:16 AM(Tammy) A stuffie that has a squeaky AND a tail that's crackily.  
12/26/2013 1:51:47 AM(Jase) Yay!! Dog heaven. When is your flight?
12/26/2013 1:51:44 AM(Tammy) 
12/26/2013 1:51:44 AM(Tammy) 10
12/26/2013 1:52:38 AM(Jase) So cute!! Happy Xmas dog
12/26/2013 1:52:41 AM(Tammy) Kids home?
12/26/2013 1:53:09 AM(Jase) Yeah. Here at my bro's. We are in Chicago until Sum
12/26/2013 1:53:14 AM(Jase) Sun
12/26/2013 1:53:32 AM(Tammy) Oh didn't realize
12/26/2013 1:53:50 AM(Tammy) I didn't know u had a brother!  
12/26/2013 1:53:52 AM(Tammy) Weird!
12/26/2013 1:54:03 AM(Jase) Yeah he's very awesome
12/26/2013 1:54:44 AM(Jase) Classic Chicago guy. I'll tell you more some time when we both aren't supposed to be sleeping :-)
12/26/2013 1:55:16 AM(Jase) Gonna try to ������
12/26/2013 1:55:43 AM(Tammy) Kk.  Hugs. 
12/26/2013 1:55:53 AM(Jase) Nite nite
12/26/2013 10:10:51 AM(Tammy) 
12/26/2013 10:10:56 AM(Tammy) Bad ass
12/26/2013 10:11:25 AM(Jase) Got that right. Safe travels!!!
12/26/2013 10:15:12 AM(Tammy) It's an elf plane!
12/26/2013 10:15:12 AM(Tammy) How's your mama
12/26/2013 10:18:30 AM(Jase) Ok for now. Thx for checking. Big hugs :-)
12/26/2013 11:25:22 AM(Tammy) 
12/26/2013 11:26:59 AM(Jase) Nice!
12/26/2013 11:25:34 AM(Tammy) 
12/26/2013 11:25:36 AM(Tammy) 
12/26/2013 11:27:44 AM(Tammy) Snake face
12/26/2013 11:45:30 AM(Jase) Nice! Is that like an upgraded duck face?
12/26/2013 11:45:41 AM(Jase) Who are you with?
12/26/2013 11:46:56 AM(Tammy) My photo assistant
12/26/2013 11:47:35 AM(Jase) Didn't recognize. New?
12/26/2013 11:47:49 AM(Tammy) Yes
12/26/2013 11:47:56 AM(Tammy) She's amazing
12/26/2013 11:48:08 AM(Jase) Yay. Hope the thing is awesome
12/26/2013 3:43:44 PM(Tammy) Done!
12/26/2013 3:46:16 PM(Jase) Did you rock it like a vandal?
12/26/2013 4:02:36 PM(Jase) You know, you are the dictionary definition of the word "jet setter"
12/26/2013 5:38:56 PM(Tammy) Landed
12/26/2013 5:38:56 PM(Tammy) 
12/26/2013 5:39:48 PM(Jase) You and your sunsets. You're a romantic
12/26/2013 5:38:56 PM(Tammy) I am. ;)
12/26/2013 5:38:56 PM(Tammy) Also this.  
12/26/2013 5:40:51 PM(Jase) Haha!!! Goat shoot!
12/26/2013 5:41:04 PM(Tammy) With poop!!
12/26/2013 5:41:11 PM(Jase) ��❗️❗️
12/26/2013 5:41:04 PM(Tammy) ������
12/26/2013 5:42:12 PM(Jase) Those three photos look EXACTLY like emoticons.
12/26/2013 5:45:05 PM(Jase) Chillin at the pool
12/26/2013 5:56:43 PM(Jase) I, too, am a romantic.
12/26/2013 5:57:00 PM(Jase) 
12/26/2013 6:03:23 PM(Tammy) Hahaha awesome!!
12/26/2013 6:27:18 PM(Tammy) 
12/26/2013 6:27:47 PM(Jase) Wow! Fluffy!
12/26/2013 6:27:53 PM(Jase) How was ElfJet?
12/26/2013 6:28:00 PM(Tammy) Was AWESOME
12/26/2013 6:28:00 PM(Tammy) landed.  In car ten minutes later
12/26/2013 6:28:38 PM(Jase) Yay!!
12/26/2013 6:29:15 PM(Tammy) I was in New Jersey an hour and a half ago now I am home
12/26/2013 6:29:18 PM(Tammy) Surreal
12/26/2013 6:29:48 PM(Jase) Pretty f-in cool. How was the shoot?
12/26/2013 6:29:55 PM(Tammy) So fun.  
12/26/2013 6:30:08 PM(Tammy) Huge farm with rare cattle and draft horses
12/26/2013 6:30:24 PM(Jase) Awesome!!!
12/26/2013 6:37:39 PM(Jase) So they flew you to NJ to shoot their special moo moos?
12/26/2013 6:37:47 PM(Tammy) Yup
12/26/2013 6:38:02 PM(Jase) That's pretty cool. What for?
12/26/2013 7:01:37 PM(Tammy) My sons day

:  "I chemically reset someone's heart, I woke up some one from unconsciousness and I saved a guy after he had hung himself."
12/26/2013 7:01:54 PM(Tammy) Makes my day seem a little frivolous
12/26/2013 7:02:24 PM(Jase) Yikes. He's doing good stuff!!
12/26/2013 7:02:08 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Pretty amazing.  
12/26/2013 7:03:05 PM(Jase) Does he like it in general?
12/26/2013 7:03:14 PM(Tammy) He loves it
12/26/2013 7:03:28 PM(Jase) Awesome
12/27/2013 11:19:07 AM(Jase) Ok at long last, I've finalized my 2014 goals. It started out as a long list. But I pared it down, bit by bit, into something manageable. Could take me the whole year but it's worth the effort. 
12/27/2013 11:19:12 AM(Tammy) Yes?
12/27/2013 11:20:25 AM(Jase) 
12/27/2013 11:27:44 AM(Tammy) Yes.  Well thought out.  
12/27/2013 11:28:42 AM(Jase) JD. Keeping it simple since 2013. Amish simple.
12/27/2013 11:28:53 AM(Jase) Except that it's not actually true :-)
12/27/2013 11:29:14 AM(Jase) Serious question. How do you get images out of your camera? Wirelessly?
12/27/2013 11:31:14 AM(Tammy) http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007FEFQDA/ref=mp_s_a_1_11?qid=1388161861&sr=1-11
12/27/2013 11:32:00 AM(Jase) Perfect. My CF reader is a dog. Thank you!!
12/27/2013 12:53:04 PM(Tammy) Big.  Horse.  
12/27/2013 1:10:46 PM(Jase) It's a behemoth!
12/27/2013 1:18:16 PM(Tammy) 
12/27/2013 1:18:16 PM(Tammy) Rare.  French.  
12/27/2013 1:18:40 PM(Tammy) 
12/27/2013 1:18:40 PM(Tammy) The dog
12/27/2013 1:18:40 PM(Tammy) 
12/27/2013 1:18:40 PM(Tammy) Owns two private jets
12/27/2013 1:18:40 PM(Tammy) 
12/27/2013 1:37:26 PM(Jase) Great images. Really really well done. Have they seen any yet?
12/27/2013 1:48:32 PM(Tammy) Nope.  My first look
12/27/2013 2:29:02 PM(Jase) Love it. U enjoying them?
12/27/2013 2:33:20 PM(Tammy) Nah.  Distracted 
12/27/2013 2:35:38 PM(Jase) :-)
12/27/2013 4:25:08 PM(Jase) Me and my dad, aka my hero
12/27/2013 4:37:45 PM(Tammy) Get out of the chairs for photos!!  Stand up hug snap.  
12/27/2013 4:37:54 PM(Tammy) But super cute!
12/27/2013 4:51:53 PM(Jase) Ok will do. Thx for the advice
12/27/2013 4:52:00 PM(Tammy) Send me a new one where you show how much you love each other
12/27/2013 4:52:00 PM(Tammy) Photonatrix.  ;)
12/27/2013 5:50:31 PM(Jase) Yes maam. :-). Bunch of people showed up. But I like your challenge. Soon. 
12/27/2013 6:23:33 PM(Jase) Actually, this is pretty much my 2014 list
https://www.facebook.com/AnneLamott/posts/419734154822900
12/27/2013 8:08:16 PM(Tammy) Awesome read!
12/27/2013 10:50:24 PM(Tammy) 
12/27/2013 10:51:15 PM(Jase) Tammy Swales.  She makes goats beautiful.
12/27/2013 10:52:31 PM(Tammy) That was totally accident. 
12/27/2013 10:52:32 PM(Tammy) But I love it and I want it printed
12/27/2013 10:52:55 PM(Jase) You make everything beautiful
12/27/2013 10:52:57 PM(Jase) print it!
12/28/2013 3:53:41 PM(Jase) Mom in ICU. Have been at the hospital a lot. This is sucky and scary. 
12/28/2013 3:52:16 PM(Tammy) Oh shit.  What are they telling you?
12/28/2013 3:56:17 PM(Jase) It's prob viral. With COPD it's just an uphill battle. Was super scary last night. It's hard not to connect the  dots and see a steady decline over time and esp over the past year
12/28/2013 3:56:30 PM(Jase) So glad I can at least be here with her and for her
12/28/2013 3:56:44 PM(Jase) And grateful for you on the other end of these texts
12/28/2013 3:57:57 PM(Tammy) Of course.  And it can't help but trigger lots of other stuff.  Of course you are scared.   But you are right to be grateful because you GET the time to be together.  
12/28/2013 3:58:40 PM(Tammy) I'm sorry she's sick and sorrier for you guys who are sick with worry.  There's nothing easy about it.  
12/28/2013 3:59:24 PM(Tammy) Sending a hug that matters.  
12/28/2013 4:10:59 PM(Jase) Thanks Tam
12/28/2013 4:12:16 PM(Jase) Hate to see her suffer. The gift is that it's become easy to just be compassionate toward her and to let go of the internal blame I've been carrying regarding her lifelong smoking
12/28/2013 4:52:00 PM(Tammy) Yup. Good. Things you can't control.  
12/28/2013 4:52:43 PM(Jase) :-)
12/28/2013 5:36:48 PM(Tammy) 
12/28/2013 5:36:48 PM(Tammy) Dogs make everything better
12/28/2013 5:54:44 PM(Jase) So so sweet
12/28/2013 6:09:36 PM(Tammy) Just.  Like.  ME!   ��
12/28/2013 6:10:19 PM(Jase) Ya dang right. What'd you do with the pins, btw?
12/28/2013 6:10:56 PM(Tammy) I added them to the Jason shrine in my bedroom.  Next to the sculpture of you made of butter
12/28/2013 6:11:56 PM(Jase) Really? Cool. You never mentioned that
12/28/2013 6:12:15 PM(Tammy) Well.  It's a work in progress.  ;)
12/28/2013 6:13:04 PM(Jase) Anatomically correct, I’m sure, after our last 20 questions
12/28/2013 6:19:28 PM(Tammy) Very average
12/28/2013 6:19:28 PM(Tammy) ☝️
12/28/2013 6:21:36 PM(Tammy) ��
12/28/2013 6:23:20 PM(Jase) You could embellish a bit. It's only butter. Not that I have issues
12/28/2013 6:23:36 PM(Tammy) Lmfao
12/28/2013 6:24:08 PM(Jase) You working tonight?
12/28/2013 6:23:44 PM(Tammy) Watching "it's complicated"
12/28/2013 6:25:05 PM(Jase) Nice. Any good?
12/28/2013 6:25:52 PM(Tammy) I love Meryl Streep
12/28/2013 6:26:26 PM(Jase) Yes!
12/28/2013 6:27:08 PM(Jase) If you have 40 minutes to spare I'll send you links to two Ted talks I saw last night that my cousin sent me about vulnerability and creativity. Really powerful.
12/28/2013 6:28:00 PM(Tammy) Would love!
12/28/2013 6:28:51 PM(Jase) Okay will do. Driving to the hospital right now.
12/28/2013 6:44:37 PM(Jase) #1: http://www.ted.com/talks/brene_brown_on_vulnerability.html
12/28/2013 6:45:15 PM(Jase) #2: http://www.ted.com/talks/brene_brown_listening_to_shame.html
12/28/2013 6:45:29 PM(Jase) Plan on re-watching shortly
12/28/2013 6:45:04 PM(Tammy) Oh brene brown?  I've seen those and read her books!  She's awesome!
12/28/2013 6:46:25 PM(Jase) Of course you have. Of course you have ;-)
12/28/2013 6:46:28 PM(Jase) Great stuff
12/28/2013 6:46:45 PM(Jase) Been thinking a lot about addiction and guilt and shame
12/28/2013 6:46:51 PM(Jase) Heavy stuff
12/28/2013 6:46:54 PM(Tammy) Lol.  Sorry.  I really never stop do I.  
12/28/2013 6:47:12 PM(Jase) You're just the best. That's all
12/28/2013 6:47:12 PM(Tammy) I'm not.  It's easy to be awesome when it's not daily.  ;)
12/28/2013 6:48:53 PM(Tammy) And there's no logical reason that you would take on the guilt of your mom smoking?  
12/28/2013 6:50:31 PM(Jase) No the guilt of my own addictions
12/28/2013 6:51:08 PM(Tammy) What else are you addicted to?
12/28/2013 6:52:10 PM(Jase) Food and porn. And coffee. Not that any of them are bad, per se. It's that they are compulsive to me. 
12/28/2013 6:52:29 PM(Jase) That I use them to numb
12/28/2013 6:51:28 PM(Tammy) I'm caffeine and sugar
12/28/2013 6:53:05 PM(Jase) The coffee I'm not so sure it's an addiction for me. It's more just adaptive for the ADHD
12/28/2013 6:51:28 PM(Tammy) Suuuggggggaaaarrrrrrr
12/28/2013 6:53:14 PM(Jase) Is caffeine compulsive for you?
12/28/2013 6:53:16 PM(Tammy) Yummmmmmyyyyyyyyy
12/28/2013 6:53:36 PM(Tammy) Laughing
12/28/2013 6:54:09 PM(Jase) Me too on the sugar. Once I start I can't stop. Have a good friend that goes to overeaters anonymous. I'm going to start going when I get back
12/28/2013 6:53:36 PM(Tammy) Sorry.  Not making light of it but damn JD.   Why are u so hard on yourself?
12/28/2013 6:53:36 PM(Tammy) You're looking for reasons.  
12/28/2013 6:53:36 PM(Tammy) You don't need to.  
12/28/2013 6:53:36 PM(Tammy) If you want to change something you will
12/28/2013 6:55:09 PM(Jase) It's more just that my health is paying for it
12/28/2013 6:55:18 PM(Jase) It's time
12/28/2013 6:55:30 PM(Tammy) Why waste energy being all angry with yourself
12/28/2013 6:55:44 PM(Tammy) Acknowledge and move on
12/28/2013 6:55:55 PM(Jase) Actually it's more of a curious disentanglement
12/28/2013 6:56:07 PM(Jase) Not angry per se. Just ready to change
12/28/2013 6:55:44 PM(Tammy) Then change.  
12/28/2013 6:56:31 PM(Jase) Yep
12/28/2013 6:57:28 PM(Jase) Had to figure out exactly what that meant. I think I'm getting it figured out.
12/28/2013 7:00:15 PM(Tammy) Just don't get too deep into it.   
12/28/2013 7:00:30 PM(Tammy) I'm a move forward kind of girl
12/28/2013 7:02:02 PM(Jase) Yeah me too. Dig in, figure out the problem, solve it, and move on.
12/28/2013 7:03:06 PM(Jase) I think I'm finished with the figure it out please
12/28/2013 7:03:20 PM(Tammy) Oh thank god.  ;)
12/28/2013 7:04:27 PM(Jase) if you got a problem, yo I'll solve it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.
12/28/2013 7:05:36 PM(Jase) you can't believe the level of enunciation I used to get Siri to recogniZe that. Like those two dudes in the totes mcgotes commercial
12/28/2013 7:19:12 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  You did that through Siri?  God I hope you are alone!
12/28/2013 7:44:39 PM(Jase) Ha I was. Pulling into hospital garage. I amuse myself ��
12/28/2013 7:46:56 PM(Tammy) Beer.  Cheese.  And crackers.  Happened. 
12/28/2013 7:49:11 PM(Jase) Yum! What kind?
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) Dunno.  Not a foodie.  
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) Leftovers.  ;)
12/28/2013 7:49:45 PM(Jase) Is this like a pabst, cheese wiz, saltines thing?
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) Laughing
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) You're funny
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) Ok.  
12/28/2013 7:50:04 PM(Jase) Or Sam Adams, Gouda, triscuits?
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) Fosters
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) Cheddar
12/28/2013 7:49:04 PM(Tammy) And round crackers
12/28/2013 7:50:30 PM(Tammy) Origin unspecified
12/28/2013 7:50:38 PM(Jase) Round? You aren't a foodie!
12/28/2013 7:50:43 PM(Tammy) Zoe liked them
12/28/2013 7:50:49 PM(Jase) Haha!!!
12/28/2013 7:51:05 PM(Tammy) Jesus god the pressure!
12/28/2013 7:51:11 PM(Jase) Tam. They may have been dog biscuits. Some are round
12/28/2013 7:51:12 PM(Tammy) They MAY have been
12/28/2013 7:51:12 PM(Tammy) But they were still good
12/28/2013 7:51:12 PM(Tammy) Besides Zoe's treats are human shaped...
12/28/2013 8:14:40 PM(Jase) They must have been good. They were roubd!
12/28/2013 7:51:12 PM(Tammy) Which now that I think about it
12/28/2013 7:51:12 PM(Tammy) Is super creepy. 
12/28/2013 7:51:12 PM(Tammy) Why aren't they dog shaped?
12/28/2013 8:14:59 PM(Jase) That would be cannibalistic
12/28/2013 8:15:15 PM(Jase) Dogs would eat people given the chance
12/29/2013 1:33:36 PM(Tammy) You are "Very Literal Man"
12/29/2013 1:33:36 PM(Tammy) How are things.  U ok
12/29/2013 1:36:07 PM(Jase) Literally
12/29/2013 1:37:47 PM(Jase) Doing ok. Thx for checking. Just got to hospital. She's going to be ok. Just sucks. And my bro has the flu :-( so my sisters and stepdad and crew are meeting at pizzeria uno in a private room and skyping in my mom and bro. We are adaptable!
12/29/2013 1:39:01 PM(Tammy) Plus you get pizza!
12/29/2013 1:39:01 PM(Tammy) ;)
12/29/2013 1:39:34 PM(Jase) Yay! And it's UNOs. Classic Chicago deep dish. My fave
12/29/2013 1:39:39 PM(Jase) How you doin?
12/29/2013 6:34:39 PM(Jase) Me, sibs, stepdad
12/29/2013 6:35:02 PM(Jase) My babies & cousins
12/29/2013 6:35:03 PM(Jase) Forgive the photos
12/29/2013 10:58:12 PM(Tammy) 
12/29/2013 10:58:28 PM(Tammy) That happened.  
12/29/2013 10:59:27 PM(Jase) Well I love it!
12/29/2013 10:59:36 PM(Tammy) Lmao
12/29/2013 11:00:09 PM(Jase) 1. You are cute. 2. Your smile is awesome 3. What was the crown?
12/29/2013 11:00:35 PM(Tammy) My intern made if for me
12/29/2013 11:01:01 PM(Jase) Love the whole thing. 
12/29/2013 11:01:14 PM(Jase) And lady Gaga to boot
12/29/2013 11:43:44 PM(Tammy) Zoe's favorite way to sleep.  She spoons.  Heaven.  Ps.  Pic very hard to take.  Lol
12/29/2013 11:44:59 PM(Jase) Wow. Wait. She's spooning YOU?
12/29/2013 11:45:10 PM(Tammy) Yup
12/29/2013 11:45:23 PM(Jase) That is brilliant
12/29/2013 11:45:24 PM(Tammy) She creeps up behind me
12/29/2013 11:45:32 PM(Tammy) And snuggles in
12/29/2013 11:45:39 PM(Jase) So cute!!
12/29/2013 11:45:49 PM(Jase) And nice acrobatics
12/29/2013 11:45:52 PM(Tammy) Right??!!!
12/29/2013 11:46:04 PM(Jase) Selfie of the year award
12/29/2013 11:45:52 PM(Tammy) HahahA
12/29/2013 11:46:21 PM(Jase) They need an award for selfies like Grammys or Emmys
12/29/2013 11:46:32 PM(Jase) They could call them the selfys
12/29/2013 11:46:52 PM(Jase) Start writing your acceptance speech
12/29/2013 11:45:52 PM(Tammy) Lmao
12/29/2013 11:47:37 PM(Jase) I'm watching "Sister Wives" with my sister in law
12/29/2013 11:47:42 PM(Jase) So so weird
12/29/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.  Awkward?
12/29/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/29/2013 11:48:14 PM(Jase) No not at all. She and I are totally chill
12/29/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) 
12/29/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Obsessed
12/29/2013 11:48:32 PM(Jase) But the show is just a weird fucked up thing
12/29/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Yah.  I agree
12/29/2013 11:48:49 PM(Jase) S'mores of some sort?
12/29/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) I refuse to watch stuff like that
12/29/2013 11:49:10 PM(Jase) Yeah
12/29/2013 11:48:00 PM(Tammy) Lemon meringue s'mores!
12/29/2013 11:49:23 PM(Jase) Ooooh cool
12/29/2013 11:49:28 PM(Jase) Have you tried them?
12/29/2013 11:49:36 PM(Jase) Now you're speaking my language
12/29/2013 11:49:40 PM(Tammy) Have u tried s'mores with a Reese's PB cup
12/29/2013 11:49:48 PM(Jase) No! Yum!
12/29/2013 11:49:49 PM(Tammy) Life changing
12/29/2013 11:50:00 PM(Jase) Prob never will :-(
12/29/2013 11:50:06 PM(Tammy) So so so much better than original
12/29/2013 11:50:12 PM(Jase) I bet!
12/29/2013 11:50:30 PM(Jase) We are on to the food network. Yay!
12/29/2013 11:51:19 PM(Jase) What are you watching?
12/29/2013 11:51:51 PM(Tammy) I'm listening to meditation music and reading James altucher
12/29/2013 11:52:00 PM(Jase) Cool!!!
12/29/2013 11:52:01 PM(Tammy) Hate TV
12/29/2013 11:52:16 PM(Tammy) How's mom
12/29/2013 11:52:25 PM(Jase) It's interesting that's for sure. My
Bro and SIL watch a LoT
12/29/2013 11:52:44 PM(Jase) She's ok. In ICU. Was out but went back in
12/29/2013 11:52:16 PM(Tammy) Mind numbing
12/29/2013 11:53:52 PM(Jase) Worrisome. But we are off to great wolf lodge tomorrow. She's in good hands with my stepdad and my kids will enjoy some of my attention. It's been a strange trip
12/29/2013 11:54:08 PM(Jase) What meditation music?
12/29/2013 11:54:24 PM(Tammy) 
12/29/2013 11:54:24 PM(Tammy) Pandora
12/29/2013 11:55:01 PM(Jase) Nice!
12/29/2013 11:54:24 PM(Tammy) Calm meditation radio
12/29/2013 11:55:20 PM(Jase) Awesome
12/29/2013 11:55:45 PM(Jase) I discovered okcupid tonight. Entertaining
12/30/2013 12:15:44 AM(Tammy) Oh lord 
12/30/2013 12:16:49 AM(Jase) Have you seen it?
12/30/2013 12:16:57 AM(Tammy) Nope
12/30/2013 12:17:27 AM(Tammy) 
12/30/2013 12:17:31 AM(Jase) They ask a million questions. I'm just enjoying the questions. You should get on just so I can read your answers
12/30/2013 12:17:38 AM(Tammy) Read immediately.  So good. 
12/30/2013 12:17:46 AM(Jase) Looks interesting
12/30/2013 12:17:51 AM(Jase) Looked him up
12/30/2013 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) I can't.  I'm too well known locally
12/30/2013 12:18:00 AM(Jase) What do
You like about it
12/30/2013 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Too weird
12/30/2013 12:18:16 AM(Jase) Go on as a fake identity!
12/30/2013 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) No!
12/30/2013 12:18:32 AM(Jase) :-)
12/30/2013 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Why would I be fake
12/30/2013 12:18:44 AM(Jase) So I can read your answers!!!
12/30/2013 12:19:00 AM(Jase) The questions are interesting
12/30/2013 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Lmao.  Just give me the questions!
12/30/2013 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Screen shot them
12/30/2013 12:19:12 AM(Jase) Let me see...
12/30/2013 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) http://www.boredpanda.com/frozen-bubbles-winter-photography-angela-kelly/
12/30/2013 12:51:33 AM(Jase) So cool. I like the cracked ones
12/30/2013 12:51:38 AM(Jase) Lyssa loved them
12/30/2013 12:51:53 AM(Jase) New wallpaper time!
12/30/2013 12:51:59 AM(Tammy) I figure u should try it!
12/30/2013 12:53:51 AM(Jase) I think I will! It's going to be about that cold in chiCago tomorrow.
12/30/2013 12:54:13 AM(Jase) ...after I answer all 1000 okcupid questions
12/30/2013 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) Lmao
12/30/2013 11:33:35 AM(Jase) How is Matt enjoying the pebble?
12/30/2013 3:06:58 PM(Tammy) He's not.  Didn't charge it.  Ignoring me because he's mad.  
12/30/2013 3:48:30 PM(Jase) Oh dang :-( What happened?
12/30/2013 4:17:52 PM(Tammy) Being a brat.  
12/30/2013 4:32:48 PM(Tammy) My life right now
12/30/2013 5:46:36 PM(Jase) Explain
12/30/2013 6:13:40 PM(Tammy) The only contact I've had with him since Christmas.  Very upsetting.  
12/30/2013 7:09:44 PM(Jase) Oh super sucky. I'm sorry. Why?
12/30/2013 7:09:59 PM(Tammy) I wish I knew
12/30/2013 7:11:05 PM(Jase) Oh damn. :-( Hugs.
12/30/2013 10:53:47 PM(Jase) People are totally fascinating. I think I'd do no better than chance if I had to guess peoples okcupid answers based on just their profile blurb
12/30/2013 10:56:48 PM(Tammy) Obsession.  ;)
12/30/2013 10:57:21 PM(Jase) Research
12/30/2013 10:56:48 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmhmmmmm
12/30/2013 10:57:56 PM(Jase) It's actually totally changing some of my assumptions about women/people
12/30/2013 10:58:24 PM(Tammy) Jason...,
12/30/2013 10:58:32 PM(Tammy) I don't know.  
12/30/2013 10:58:52 PM(Jase) About?
12/30/2013 10:58:56 PM(Tammy) I wonder what "assumptions" you can make generically about women
12/30/2013 11:00:38 PM(Jase) More just that when you don't know something about people, you tend to fill in with what you think/believe. It probably holds for men too. Just not looking them up on okcupid :-)
12/30/2013 11:00:42 PM(Jase) I'm so lame
12/30/2013 11:02:47 PM(Jase) People are just so damn interesting
12/30/2013 11:04:21 PM(Jase) There are people who think the earth is bigger than the sun!
12/30/2013 11:05:15 PM(Jase) People who can't remember the name of every partner they've slept with
12/30/2013 11:05:25 PM(Jase) Am I being too annoying? Lol
12/30/2013 11:06:45 PM(Tammy) Haha no.  Not annoying!
12/30/2013 11:07:23 PM(Jase) You should come over so we can check this out
12/30/2013 11:07:28 PM(Tammy) Fun!
12/30/2013 11:09:14 PM(Tammy) 
12/30/2013 11:10:39 PM(Jase) I watched your Instagram selfie thing a few times and came to an important conclusion
12/30/2013 11:09:36 PM(Tammy) Oh boy
12/30/2013 11:10:58 PM(Jase) Zoe is clearly a person in a dog's body
12/30/2013 11:09:36 PM(Tammy) Clearly.  
12/30/2013 11:11:17 PM(Jase) I think she's your alter ego
12/30/2013 11:11:33 PM(Tammy) I am a dog in a persons body!   Lol
12/30/2013 11:11:40 PM(Jase) Haha!!!
12/30/2013 11:11:45 PM(Jase) Woof!
12/30/2013 11:11:55 PM(Jase) Ever read tom robbins?
12/30/2013 11:11:44 PM(Tammy) Nope
12/30/2013 11:13:30 PM(Jase) Fun characters. Including a Japanese cancer surgeon that says woof
12/30/2013 11:13:49 PM(Jase) People would be willing to sleep with someone way sooner than I would
12/30/2013 11:13:47 PM(Tammy) Lol.  Wow
12/30/2013 11:14:07 PM(Jase) I said 6 or more dates. Lots and lots of 1-2 or 4-6
12/30/2013 11:13:52 PM(Tammy) Random okcupid fact?
12/30/2013 11:14:11 PM(Jase) Yep
12/30/2013 11:13:52 PM(Tammy) Well.  I think 6 IS a lot 
12/30/2013 11:14:42 PM(Jase) I'm a prude
12/30/2013 11:13:52 PM(Tammy) I could never wait that long.  Not thst I've had a chance to test that
12/30/2013 11:13:52 PM(Tammy) So are you telling me you went out with Zoe more than six times?
12/30/2013 11:15:34 PM(Jase) Time to do some research
12/30/2013 11:13:52 PM(Tammy) Or Chris?
12/30/2013 11:15:40 PM(Jase) I was just thinking about that
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Be.  Honest.  
12/30/2013 11:15:42 PM(Jase) Chris yes
12/30/2013 11:16:04 PM(Jase) Zoe - we never went out per se
12/30/2013 11:16:11 PM(Jase) But we hung out 6 times I'm sure
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Heheheh
12/30/2013 11:16:16 PM(Jase) Watching movies etc
12/30/2013 11:16:23 PM(Jase) Anna definitely
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmhmmmm
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Grey area
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Ok so hypothetically speaking.  
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) If we met and wanted to have sex
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Would the six date rule apply?
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Because we kind of know each other
12/30/2013 11:18:01 PM(Jase) You? You get special dispensations. I believe the six second rule would apply.
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Like how do you interpret that
12/30/2013 11:16:00 PM(Tammy) Lmao
12/30/2013 11:18:12 PM(Tammy) Literally
12/30/2013 11:18:22 PM(Jase) Gotta set the bar
12/30/2013 11:18:31 PM(Jase) Yeah we know each other pretty well
12/30/2013 11:18:43 PM(Tammy) But it rAises the question of how much time you spend online
12/30/2013 11:18:49 PM(Tammy) Does that punt
12/30/2013 11:18:53 PM(Tammy) Count
12/30/2013 11:19:04 PM(Jase) Yeah it counts
12/30/2013 11:19:19 PM(Tammy) For a second I thought it was going to autocorrect to the C word.  Lol
12/30/2013 11:19:28 PM(Jase) Ha!
12/30/2013 11:19:51 PM(Tammy) So then...an arbitrary number is just that
12/30/2013 11:19:59 PM(Tammy) It wildly varies
12/30/2013 11:20:07 PM(Jase) Yeah pretty much
12/30/2013 11:20:14 PM(Tammy) Depending on factors you can't predict
12/30/2013 11:20:33 PM(Tammy) I hate rules.  
12/30/2013 11:20:38 PM(Tammy) ;)
12/30/2013 11:20:44 PM(Jase) Me too. As a rule
12/30/2013 11:20:48 PM(Tammy) Lmao
12/30/2013 11:21:11 PM(Tammy) My brain immediately looks for loopholes
12/30/2013 11:21:18 PM(Tammy) It's annoying
12/30/2013 11:21:51 PM(Jase) "So. If you were on a mission to Mars... Would that count?"
12/30/2013 11:22:08 PM(Jase) Yeah the best answers are the ones that people qualify
12/30/2013 11:26:29 PM(Jase) In the line "Wherefore art thou, o Romeo," what does "wherefore" mean?
12/30/2013 11:28:04 PM(Tammy) She’s not asking where he is. She’s asking why this hot guy she’s in love with has to be Romeo, a Montague, member of the rival gang. If we were writing that line now, it would be something like:
JULIET
O Romeo, Romeo, why must thou be Romeo?
12/30/2013 11:28:24 PM(Jase) Yay! You know!
12/30/2013 11:28:37 PM(Jase) A rose by any other name...
12/30/2013 11:28:40 PM(Tammy) English major
12/30/2013 11:29:08 PM(Jase) Yikes.  I know nothing about your degree.
12/30/2013 11:29:52 PM(Tammy) What’s in a name? that which we call a rose  
By any other name would smell as sweet;
12/30/2013 11:30:14 PM(Tammy) Hahaha. 4.0 Summa baby
12/30/2013 11:30:33 PM(Jase) Of course!!  Where? 
12/30/2013 11:30:44 PM(Tammy) SUNY. 
12/30/2013 11:30:51 PM(Tammy) State school
12/30/2013 11:30:56 PM(Tammy) Drank a lot
12/30/2013 11:30:56 PM(Tammy) Masters in Education
12/30/2013 11:31:35 PM(Jase) SUNY too?
12/30/2013 11:32:07 PM(Tammy) No. Roberts Wesleyan.   
12/30/2013 11:32:16 PM(Tammy) Local. 
12/30/2013 11:32:39 PM(Tammy) But I weirdly didn't know it was a religious school.  Lol
12/30/2013 11:32:52 PM(Tammy) Until later
12/30/2013 11:32:59 PM(Jase) Haha! Oops!
12/30/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) Laughing
12/30/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) I'm dumb sometimes
12/30/2013 11:33:25 PM(Jase) Me too
12/30/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) I'll miss the MOST OBVIOUS THING
12/30/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) while seeing all the minutiae 
12/30/2013 11:33:50 PM(Jase) Forest. Trees. Whatever
12/30/2013 11:33:04 PM(Tammy) Acorns...squirrel!
12/30/2013 11:34:53 PM(Jase) All else the same, would you rather date someone rich or hot?
12/30/2013 11:35:03 PM(Tammy) 
12/30/2013 11:35:06 PM(Tammy) Ugh
12/30/2013 11:35:11 PM(Tammy) Neither
12/30/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) I want to be rich and hot.  
12/30/2013 11:35:35 PM(Jase) Awww
12/30/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) Fuck that
12/30/2013 11:36:08 PM(Jase) I said hot. But not more than 99.9°F
12/30/2013 11:35:12 PM(Tammy) I hate when people assess on that kind of criteria
12/30/2013 11:37:06 PM(Tammy) What.  Ever.  JD.  
12/30/2013 11:37:51 PM(Jase) :-D
12/30/2013 11:41:43 PM(Jase) STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...
12/30/2013 11:49:07 PM(Tammy) 89754
12/30/2013 11:49:46 PM(Jase) 4.0 indeed!
12/30/2013 11:52:15 PM(Tammy) 547. Sorry 
12/30/2013 11:52:45 PM(Jase) Heh right:-) I missed it
12/31/2013 12:29:01 AM(Jase) It's amazing how many people think it should be illegal to burn the flag
12/31/2013 12:40:16 PM(Tammy) Hahaha my best advice today #toughlove
12/31/2013 12:46:14 PM(Jase) Sorry for apologizing! And I'm sorry to be sorry for apologizing. Sorry!
12/31/2013 12:46:38 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/31/2013 12:46:50 PM(Tammy) Friend drama Day Two
12/31/2013 12:47:10 PM(Tammy) Downgraded from sobbing for hours on the phone yesterday
12/31/2013 12:47:22 PM(Jase) Progress!
12/31/2013 12:47:26 PM(Jase) Love life?
12/31/2013 12:47:29 PM(Tammy) Yeassssssss
12/31/2013 12:47:39 PM(Tammy) Yeah
12/31/2013 12:47:40 PM(Jase) Tammy the Mage
12/31/2013 12:48:09 PM(Tammy) And hard not to throw in a big fat I told you so two years ago
12/31/2013 12:48:21 PM(Tammy) But I would never
12/31/2013 12:48:23 PM(Jase) You know, couples counseling could always be an option if photo fails
12/31/2013 12:48:41 PM(Tammy) Haha I do a lot of that in my profession
12/31/2013 12:48:48 PM(Tammy) I don't have patience for whining
12/31/2013 12:49:01 PM(Jase) "Suck It Up Psychological Services"
12/31/2013 12:49:13 PM(Tammy) Seriously
12/31/2013 12:49:39 PM(Tammy) But this situation was pretty shitastic
12/31/2013 12:49:54 PM(Jase) Bad dude?
12/31/2013 12:49:59 PM(Tammy) He was going to propose to her last week
12/31/2013 12:50:06 PM(Tammy) And didn't 
12/31/2013 12:50:12 PM(Jase) Oh god
12/31/2013 12:50:25 PM(Tammy) And then all of a sudden there's texting a girl
12/31/2013 12:50:30 PM(Tammy) At two am
12/31/2013 12:50:41 PM(Tammy) And telling Jess it's nothing
12/31/2013 12:50:50 PM(Tammy) And shes crazy
12/31/2013 12:50:56 PM(Tammy) And jess who is basically my little sister in all but blood
12/31/2013 12:51:29 PM(Tammy) Wants to fucking apologize
12/31/2013 12:51:37 PM(Tammy) For feeling upset
12/31/2013 12:51:56 PM(Tammy) I knew he wouldn't propose
12/31/2013 12:51:58 PM(Tammy) I KNEW IT
12/31/2013 12:52:04 PM(Tammy) fucker
12/31/2013 12:52:26 PM(Tammy) And he's all blaming her for over reacting
12/31/2013 12:52:40 PM(Tammy) Which in all honesty she can do
12/31/2013 12:52:51 PM(Tammy) But in this case she isn't
12/31/2013 12:53:53 PM(Tammy) 
12/31/2013 12:54:11 PM(Tammy) People's habits and patterns are so interesting
12/31/2013 12:55:12 PM(Tammy) 
12/31/2013 12:55:54 PM(Jase) Jesus H. She needs to cut bait so bad. Speaking from experience
12/31/2013 12:56:18 PM(Tammy) Seriously.  But she can't and won't.  
12/31/2013 12:56:55 PM(Tammy) He also told her not to forget how lucky she is to be with him
12/31/2013 12:56:57 PM(Tammy) True story
12/31/2013 12:57:14 PM(Jase) Fuck that dude. 
12/31/2013 12:57:27 PM(Jase) Self esteem is a hard own reward
12/31/2013 12:57:36 PM(Jase) Won
12/31/2013 12:57:20 PM(Tammy) I agree.  I tried telling her that THREE YEARS AGO 
12/31/2013 12:57:20 PM(Tammy) but lessons need to be learned I guess
12/31/2013 12:58:09 PM(Jase) Don't let up. You've certainly helped me in that domain. #christine
12/31/2013 12:58:35 PM(Jase) If only I'd checked  with you #marykate
12/31/2013 12:58:42 PM(Jase) Alas
12/31/2013 12:58:47 PM(Tammy) Yesterday
12/31/2013 12:59:02 PM(Jase) Dudes got some serious Jedi mind tricks happening
12/31/2013 12:59:12 PM(Tammy) The time lapse is how long she cried on the phone to me
12/31/2013 12:59:28 PM(Tammy) I love her but it fucked my day up!  Lol
12/31/2013 12:59:43 PM(Jase) 4 hours? Wow
12/31/2013 12:59:55 PM(Jase) Is she the one with the flat knees?
12/31/2013 12:59:28 PM(Tammy) I'm a really good friend
12/31/2013 12:59:28 PM(Tammy) No.  Lol
12/31/2013 12:59:28 PM(Tammy) That's Ali
12/31/2013 1:00:21 PM(Jase) Is she in humpday vid?
12/31/2013 12:59:28 PM(Tammy) Ali just got engaged.  
12/31/2013 1:00:26 PM(Jase) Right
12/31/2013 1:00:38 PM(Tammy) No.  She moved away two years ago
12/31/2013 1:00:56 PM(Jase) Ok. She was your first assistant! I remember now
12/31/2013 1:01:36 PM(Tammy) Yes
12/31/2013 1:02:13 PM(Jase) You are a good friend. Sorry it jammed up your day :-(
12/31/2013 1:02:55 PM(Tammy) That's what friendship is!!
12/31/2013 1:03:05 PM(Tammy) Day Jammers!
12/31/2013 1:03:05 PM(Tammy) Lol
12/31/2013 1:03:44 PM(Tammy) Although I love your assumption that to be my friend they obviously have to work for me
12/31/2013 1:04:38 PM(Jase) No no silly. I remembered her name
12/31/2013 1:05:16 PM(Tammy) Hahaha.  No.  It's kind of pathetically true.  
12/31/2013 1:05:46 PM(Jase) Btw I'm done reading and answering questions on okcupid. Research complete. People are random. I had more of a bell curve in my head
12/31/2013 1:05:52 PM(Tammy) HAHAHAHA 
12/31/2013 1:07:17 PM(Jase) I had a 90% match contact me. Cute redhead. But I'm just not there yet
12/31/2013 1:07:56 PM(Jase) I need another week or two HAHAHA
12/31/2013 1:10:04 PM(Tammy) Right!  
12/31/2013 1:17:03 PM(Jase) That whole thing of me being an outlier? Everyone is an outlier. 
12/31/2013 1:17:17 PM(Jase) So what's next for Jess?
12/31/2013 1:22:56 PM(Tammy) Patience
12/31/2013 1:22:56 PM(Tammy) Let the situation calm a little.  Then talk
12/31/2013 1:23:24 PM(Jase) :-)
12/31/2013 1:23:28 PM(Tammy) Stop apologizing
12/31/2013 1:23:34 PM(Jase) YES
12/31/2013 1:26:42 PM(Tammy) My jess
12/31/2013 1:27:17 PM(Jase) Super pretty
12/31/2013 1:27:22 PM(Jase) Nice nice pic
12/31/2013 1:27:42 PM(Jase) She should have non-assholes lining up
12/31/2013 1:28:26 PM(Tammy) Yes.  
12/31/2013 1:29:04 PM(Jase) Just send her my number. In two weeks
12/31/2013 1:29:14 PM(Tammy) Mmmmhmmmm
12/31/2013 1:35:44 PM(Tammy) http://www.viralnova.com/guy-laramee/
12/31/2013 1:38:03 PM(Jase) Now that is cool!
12/31/2013 4:26:57 PM(Jase) 
12/31/2013 4:26:58 PM(Jase) Haha
12/31/2013 4:29:08 PM(Tammy) ❤️ Obviously!
12/31/2013 4:33:10 PM(Jase) �� Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise ��
12/31/2013 4:33:51 PM(Jase) Karaoke tonight, btw. Time for me to drink up and impress everyone in the room not to mention the entire internet. 
12/31/2013 4:34:54 PM(Jase) I'm thinking some Celine Dion.
12/31/2013 4:34:56 PM(Tammy) Oh boy
12/31/2013 4:35:42 PM(Jase) No wait. I'm taking requests. From you. Hit me
12/31/2013 4:36:14 PM(Tammy) Beastie boys
12/31/2013 4:36:28 PM(Jase) Yes!!!
12/31/2013 4:36:40 PM(Jase) You like them?
12/31/2013 4:37:00 PM(Tammy) George Michael in WHAM
12/31/2013 4:37:25 PM(Jase) �� Professor! What's another word for pirate treasure? I think it's booty! ��
12/31/2013 4:38:37 PM(Jase) �� I'm never gonna dance again. Guilty feet have for no rhythm ��
12/31/2013 4:39:06 PM(Tammy) And....
12/31/2013 4:39:12 PM(Tammy) Milli Vanilli
12/31/2013 4:39:12 PM(Tammy) You're welcome
12/31/2013 4:44:05 PM(Jase) I don't really know their music that well
12/31/2013 4:46:00 PM(Jase) Might have to lip sync
12/31/2013 4:46:01 PM(Jase) What are you doing for NYE?
12/31/2013 7:35:05 PM(Jase) Happy new year my friend!  Here's to an AWESOME 2014
12/31/2013 10:39:59 PM(Jase) Dood. You good?
12/31/2013 10:40:29 PM(Tammy) Sorry!  Was at a movie
12/31/2013 10:40:37 PM(Tammy) American Hustle
12/31/2013 10:40:41 PM(Jase) Coolio. What'
12/31/2013 10:40:45 PM(Tammy) So good
12/31/2013 10:40:49 PM(Jase) Ooh! 
12/31/2013 10:40:54 PM(Jase) Me want to see
12/31/2013 11:12:57 PM(Tammy) 
12/31/2013 11:38:00 PM(Jase) Yay!
12/31/2013 11:39:10 PM(Jase) My daughter is pathetic! Haha
12/31/2013 11:44:18 PM(Tammy) Love her
12/31/2013 11:44:29 PM(Jase) You can have her!
12/31/2013 11:45:11 PM(Jase) 
12/31/2013 11:45:10 PM(Tammy) Trade?
12/31/2013 11:45:24 PM(Jase) For Zoe
12/31/2013 11:46:31 PM(Tammy) Fuel fire.  Lol
1/1/2014 9:56:00 AM(Tammy) 
1/1/2014 10:46:49 AM(Jase) Ha cute!!
1/1/2014 11:53:02 PM(Jase) Feel like being my sanity check for a minute?
1/1/2014 11:59:32 PM(Tammy) Bring it on
1/2/2014 12:00:36 AM(Tammy) Sorry I am obsessed with Undercover Boss. 
1/2/2014 12:00:57 AM(Jase) How is that?
1/2/2014 12:01:02 AM(Tammy) So didn't notice
1/2/2014 12:01:35 AM(Tammy) It's interesting seeing the differences between top halves of companies and bottom halves.  
1/2/2014 12:01:58 AM(Tammy) I can see how disconnected it can get. 
1/2/2014 12:02:04 AM(Tammy) So talk.  
1/2/2014 12:02:13 AM(Tammy) You have my attention
1/2/2014 12:03:14 AM(Jase) Ok. This is the "Is Jase a manipulating ahole or just avoiding being taken advantage of" game
1/2/2014 12:03:35 AM(Tammy) Hmmmmm
1/2/2014 12:03:39 AM(Tammy) Sounds interesting
1/2/2014 12:04:49 AM(Jase) Divorce agreement: a) MK and I split the debt on havenwood (our country place we are trying to sell) 75/25 (based on income)
1/2/2014 12:05:52 AM(Tammy) Oh boy
1/2/2014 12:06:01 AM(Jase) b) Jase gives MK 48 AirTran points (about 4 round trip flights) because, well, he's nice
1/2/2014 12:06:20 AM(Tammy) Whoa
1/2/2014 12:07:10 AM(Jase) Since Feb when she left, I've been paying the mortgage and she's supposed to give me a check every month
1/2/2014 12:07:43 AM(Jase) She's been pretty random about paying. So over time, she's now into me for just shy of 2 grand
1/2/2014 12:09:02 AM(Jase) I started wondering how much behind she was a week or so ago and did up a spreadsheet. She sent me her figures and they are a random mess and she concludes she owes me $800. I do an actual ledger and come up with the two grand figure
1/2/2014 12:09:07 AM(Tammy) Good luck getting that back
1/2/2014 12:09:12 AM(Jase) Right
1/2/2014 12:10:08 AM(Jase) So I send her the correct figures and ask for prompt settlement
1/2/2014 12:10:21 AM(Tammy) You're so wishful
1/2/2014 12:10:30 AM(Jase) I'm very polite. Always. No need to be a jerk
1/2/2014 12:10:37 AM(Tammy) How'd that go
1/2/2014 12:10:53 AM(Jase) She replies "I'll catch up when I can"
1/2/2014 12:11:17 AM(Tammy) So now what
1/2/2014 12:11:45 AM(Jase) So I'm up at 2am last night worrying about it. By about 3:30 I get up, make a graph of her debt to me over time. It kind of looks like a global warming chart
1/2/2014 12:13:09 AM(Jase) So I send her the graph, spreadsheet updated to reflect the payment due today and say "catch up when you can isn't sufficient for me" Then I do the part that made me kind of nervous. I locked her out of the AirTran acct.
1/2/2014 12:13:28 AM(Jase) Told her I'll unlock when the account is settled
1/2/2014 12:13:36 AM(Tammy) Why nervous
1/2/2014 12:13:50 AM(Jase) Not sure, honestly
1/2/2014 12:13:36 AM(Tammy) Are the Air Tran police going to come?
1/2/2014 12:14:04 AM(Jase) I guess because it hits her where it hurts
1/2/2014 12:13:36 AM(Tammy) Is she going sonewhere?
1/2/2014 12:13:36 AM(Tammy) Why would she need them
1/2/2014 12:14:35 AM(Jase) She's dead broke. Has a new grandbaby coming and will need to get to CA in a few months
1/2/2014 12:14:49 AM(Jase) That got her attention
1/2/2014 12:15:04 AM(Tammy) Then what did she say
1/2/2014 12:15:16 AM(Jase) She came up with a payment plan!
1/2/2014 12:16:04 AM(Jase) And gave me a hard time about the lockout. Saying I am abusing my power and that the two are unrelated
1/2/2014 12:15:44 AM(Tammy) Wahhhhh wahhhhh wahhhh
1/2/2014 12:15:44 AM(Tammy) Abusing your power huh?
1/2/2014 12:16:40 AM(Jase) You're giving away your position!
1/2/2014 12:15:44 AM(Tammy) Lmao
1/2/2014 12:15:44 AM(Tammy) Sorry. 
1/2/2014 12:16:56 AM(Jase) She insisted I unlock the account immediately 
1/2/2014 12:15:44 AM(Tammy) Carry on
1/2/2014 12:17:10 AM(Tammy) Let me get right on that
1/2/2014 12:17:18 AM(Tammy) Wow
1/2/2014 12:17:37 AM(Jase) I told her I'd be willing to unlock when the payments start and will relock if the plan is not followed
1/2/2014 12:17:51 AM(Tammy) Ohhhhh you caved!
1/2/2014 12:17:54 AM(Jase) She said ok
1/2/2014 12:18:00 AM(Jase) Yeah a bit
1/2/2014 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) I'm a bigger asshole than you are
1/2/2014 12:18:21 AM(Jase) As long as I get my money and have a lever I'm good
1/2/2014 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Can I talk yet?
1/2/2014 12:18:38 AM(Jase) Yes :-)
1/2/2014 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Is there more
1/2/2014 12:18:52 AM(Jase) No not really
1/2/2014 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) Or is that how it stands
1/2/2014 12:19:00 AM(Jase) That's how it stands
1/2/2014 12:17:52 AM(Tammy) So what are your worries
1/2/2014 12:19:20 AM(Jase) None really
1/2/2014 12:19:25 AM(Tammy) Lol
1/2/2014 12:19:37 AM(Tammy) I'm sad.  YOU DONT REALLY NEED ME
1/2/2014 12:19:47 AM(Jase) Other than she's broke and kinda fucked in life I suppose
1/2/2014 12:20:04 AM(Jase) No, do tell. Did I do the right thing?
1/2/2014 12:20:00 AM(Tammy) both unfixable from your end
1/2/2014 12:20:00 AM(Tammy) Here's my response. 
1/2/2014 12:20:00 AM(Tammy) In no particular order
1/2/2014 12:20:00 AM(Tammy) 1.  Stop giving her things
1/2/2014 12:20:00 AM(Tammy) Grand babies come and if she needed to get there she would find a way
1/2/2014 12:22:06 AM(Tammy) Lame reason.   I know you're nice but you ALSO WANT TO TRAVEL
1/2/2014 12:22:08 AM(Tammy) YOU COME FIRST
1/2/2014 12:22:08 AM(Tammy)  2.  She knows you (see number 1)
1/2/2014 12:22:08 AM(Tammy) And knows how to push your buttons
1/2/2014 12:23:16 AM(Jase) Got that right. Though her Jedi mind tricks are working less and less
1/2/2014 12:22:08 AM(Tammy) 3.  If she's been spotty in paying and this is the first time you've addressed it that's on YOU
1/2/2014 12:22:08 AM(Tammy) you've enabled her bad behavior
1/2/2014 12:23:57 AM(Jase) I agree
1/2/2014 12:24:15 AM(Tammy) 4.  She fucked you over on the indigenous plant fiasco
1/2/2014 12:24:17 AM(Jase) She thinks I agreed to let her pay as she was able. Which I didn't. In any way
1/2/2014 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) 5.  Stop giving her things
1/2/2014 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) 6.  She uses her lack of money to play you
1/2/2014 12:25:08 AM(Jase) Yes
1/2/2014 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) 7.  That's bulkshit
1/2/2014 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) Haha autocorrect 
1/2/2014 12:25:36 AM(Jase) Bulkshit! Yeah. Like costco sized
1/2/2014 12:24:16 AM(Tammy) 8.  There comes a time when you have to be an ass AND you have to have boundaries
1/2/2014 12:26:20 AM(Jase) This is good
1/2/2014 12:26:21 AM(Tammy) I am not good at that one
1/2/2014 12:26:24 AM(Tammy) But it is easier to see from the outside
1/2/2014 12:27:16 AM(Jase) I kind of observed myself. It was interesting. I wanted to be nice but I kept reminding myself that nice guys finish last
1/2/2014 12:27:28 AM(Jase) So I did what it took to get my money
1/2/2014 12:26:24 AM(Tammy) 9. So basically you are repeating the same behaviors when you were married
1/2/2014 12:26:24 AM(Tammy) You haven't got it yet
1/2/2014 12:26:24 AM(Tammy) Don't celebrate
1/2/2014 12:27:52 AM(Jase) And I realized her claiming I agreed to let her pay whatever was a mind trick
1/2/2014 12:26:24 AM(Tammy) Some major emergency will arise
1/2/2014 12:28:18 AM(Jase) Well I got her to start paying which was what I wanted
1/2/2014 12:26:24 AM(Tammy) That will make you feel like a motherfucker
1/2/2014 12:28:34 AM(Jase) I won't hesitate for a second to lock that account again
1/2/2014 12:28:35 AM(Tammy) All carefully orchestrated to manipulate
1/2/2014 12:28:39 AM(Tammy) Watch.  
1/2/2014 12:28:52 AM(Tammy) I bet you a plane ticket
1/2/2014 12:29:03 AM(Jase) You are right. That emergency is coming
1/2/2014 12:29:04 AM(Tammy) Haha.  I don't really need one
1/2/2014 12:29:17 AM(Jase) I already know it. It's how she works
1/2/2014 12:29:41 AM(Jase) How can people be so fucked up and manipulative?
1/2/2014 12:29:41 AM(Tammy) So you have to decide how you're going to jump
1/2/2014 12:29:50 AM(Jase) I'm going to lock again
1/2/2014 12:30:19 AM(Tammy) Because I almost GUARANTEE it will be something to do with the baby
1/2/2014 12:30:29 AM(Tammy) So she HAS TO GET THERE
1/2/2014 12:30:55 AM(Tammy) and you will be the asshole who let's that baby SUFFER
1/2/2014 12:31:04 AM(Jase) Well I only know second hand. She would not likely bring it up. She can't stand to be in a position of weakness
1/2/2014 12:31:05 AM(Tammy) I am much more cynical
1/2/2014 12:31:16 AM(Jase) Yes. That's what I needed
1/2/2014 12:31:20 AM(Tammy) I bet you're wrong
1/2/2014 12:31:40 AM(Tammy) There will be lots of tears and NO MONEY
1/2/2014 12:31:59 AM(Jase) At that point, tough shot for her. Honestly
1/2/2014 12:32:12 AM(Jase) Bulkshit
1/2/2014 12:32:14 AM(Tammy) I personally think you should get an atty to write a strongly worded letter
1/2/2014 12:32:21 AM(Tammy) Threatening action. 
1/2/2014 12:32:30 AM(Tammy) Costa couple hundred
1/2/2014 12:32:36 AM(Jase) I did already threaten that
1/2/2014 12:32:48 AM(Tammy) Did she get an actual letter
1/2/2014 12:32:56 AM(Jase) No
1/2/2014 12:32:48 AM(Tammy) Yes or no
1/2/2014 12:33:12 AM(Tammy) Then your word is pointless
1/2/2014 12:33:32 AM(Tammy) She will never believe because you KEEP CAVING IN
1/2/2014 12:34:04 AM(Tammy) she has to RECEIVE THE LETTER AND YOU HAVE TO LOCK THE ACCOUNT
1/2/2014 12:34:11 AM(Jase) Locked AirTran will prob be more effective than lawyer letter
1/2/2014 12:34:16 AM(Jase) You think both?
1/2/2014 12:34:22 AM(Tammy) Because if I were her?
1/2/2014 12:34:37 AM(Tammy) I'd lock those tickets as soon as I got access
1/2/2014 12:34:54 AM(Tammy) Cuz I'm evil and think shot through
1/2/2014 12:35:07 AM(Jase) She can't
1/2/2014 12:34:56 AM(Tammy) I think you lock the account and wait
1/2/2014 12:35:15 AM(Jase) They're mine
1/2/2014 12:35:29 AM(Jase) I can re lock it any time
1/2/2014 12:35:31 AM(Tammy) Then see if money comes 
1/2/2014 12:35:42 AM(Tammy) Lock it now
1/2/2014 12:35:43 AM(Jase) It's still
Locked right now
1/2/2014 12:35:48 AM(Tammy) Good
1/2/2014 12:35:49 AM(Jase) I never unlocked it
1/2/2014 12:36:01 AM(Jase) First payment is supposed to come tomorrow
1/2/2014 12:36:03 AM(Tammy) Fuck her for calling you out on that
1/2/2014 12:36:12 AM(Tammy) So so wrong
1/2/2014 12:36:24 AM(Tammy) I mean it's based on your good will
1/2/2014 12:36:25 AM(Jase) Wanna see the whole email?
1/2/2014 12:36:29 AM(Jase) Yes it is
1/2/2014 12:36:32 AM(Tammy) Yeah!
1/2/2014 12:36:36 AM(Jase) Thank you for saying that
1/2/2014 12:37:08 AM(Jase) In your email
1/2/2014 12:37:04 AM(Tammy) I'd insist on full payment before unloving
1/2/2014 12:37:04 AM(Tammy) Haha autocorrect 
1/2/2014 12:37:22 AM(Jase) Note the "happy new year" after the locking
1/2/2014 12:37:04 AM(Tammy) Again FTW
1/2/2014 12:37:04 AM(Tammy) Hold
1/2/2014 12:37:38 AM(Jase) Yeah the unloving happened some time ago. Haha!!!
1/2/2014 12:38:58 AM(Tammy) I do believe that disabling the AirTran is once again a misuse of your power over the account and our agreement on the settlement of the points. As you used the points for your own personal use earlier in 2013 knowing they were not yours to use, and it took months for those to once again become available to me I would appreciate having access to those points immediately. 
1/2/2014 12:39:07 AM(Tammy) What does that mean
1/2/2014 12:39:43 AM(Jase) There was some misunderstanding last year. I forget the details. I didn't feel like looking it up
1/2/2014 12:39:58 AM(Jase) She thinks I intentionally took her points
1/2/2014 12:40:05 AM(Jase) Which I would never have
1/2/2014 12:40:13 AM(Tammy) It sounds like they were hers?
1/2/2014 12:40:22 AM(Tammy) Are they in one account
1/2/2014 12:40:36 AM(Tammy) Or are they yours
1/2/2014 12:40:37 AM(Jase) Yeah. You can't transfer them
1/2/2014 12:40:53 AM(Tammy) And are they outlined in your agreement
1/2/2014 12:40:56 AM(Jase) She has 48. I have the rest. Like 12 or something
1/2/2014 12:41:01 AM(Jase) Precisely
1/2/2014 12:41:13 AM(Tammy) They ARE outlined?
1/2/2014 12:41:20 AM(Jase) Yes
1/2/2014 12:41:20 AM(Tammy) Hmmmm
1/2/2014 12:41:20 AM(Tammy) I'm not sure it's so black and white then
1/2/2014 12:41:20 AM(Tammy) If they've been delegated to her in your divorce
1/2/2014 12:42:10 AM(Jase) Also she "forgot" to tell me when the balance was reached last fall and I almost lost like 2 months worth of points
1/2/2014 12:43:27 AM(Tammy) I can't answer that.  All I see is miscommunication from both of you.  About the points.  
1/2/2014 12:43:54 AM(Jase) The points are hers and they are in my acct
1/2/2014 12:43:28 AM(Tammy) If you are holding them hostage over this and they are technically hers I think that might be a problem
1/2/2014 12:44:23 AM(Jase) K...
1/2/2014 12:45:20 AM(Jase) Seems like reasonable thing to use as leverage since she's not paying
1/2/2014 12:45:33 AM(Jase) If I didn't, I wouldn't see payment
1/2/2014 12:45:36 AM(Tammy) b) Jase gives MK 48 AirTran points (about 4 round trip flights) because, well, he's nice
1/2/2014 12:46:16 AM(Jase) Yeah. In the agreement. Sorry that wasn't clear
1/2/2014 12:45:36 AM(Tammy) That's different than MK has 48 points in our divorce settlement
1/2/2014 12:46:47 AM(Jase) Sorry. The b) was supposed to refer to the settler
1/2/2014 12:46:52 AM(Jase) Settlement
1/2/2014 12:47:04 AM(Tammy) Ok.  Recap
1/2/2014 12:47:20 AM(Tammy) I'm sympathetic.  
1/2/2014 12:47:35 AM(Tammy) I know the money thing is crap.  
1/2/2014 12:47:44 AM(Tammy) However.  Legally you can't hold her points hostage IMHO.  
1/2/2014 12:47:44 AM(Tammy) Because it's a condition in the divorce
1/2/2014 12:47:44 AM(Tammy) You would need to get an atty involved
1/2/2014 12:49:03 AM(Jase) Yeah. I figured she can sue me if she wants, walking in the door two grand short on payments
1/2/2014 12:49:14 AM(Tammy) If you think she wouldn't go there
1/2/2014 12:49:21 AM(Jase) She might
1/2/2014 12:49:24 AM(Tammy) Then fire away.  
1/2/2014 12:49:39 AM(Jase) But if I don't so something I'm left holding the bag
1/2/2014 12:49:41 AM(Tammy) Has money for an atty
1/2/2014 12:49:50 AM(Jase) Her?
1/2/2014 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) But not to pay you
1/2/2014 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) Yes
1/2/2014 12:50:20 AM(Jase) Yeah that was the math for me
1/2/2014 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) I think letter from atty.  
1/2/2014 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) Take the email to atty
1/2/2014 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) Make it official and outline payment plan
1/2/2014 12:49:52 AM(Tammy) Send registered mail
1/2/2014 12:51:21 AM(Jase) What's the upside?
1/2/2014 12:51:30 AM(Jase) Over the current plan?
1/2/2014 12:51:33 AM(Tammy) Pissing her off!  
1/2/2014 12:51:36 AM(Tammy) Duh
1/2/2014 12:51:39 AM(Tammy) Lol
1/2/2014 12:51:49 AM(Jase) That's the upside?
1/2/2014 12:51:54 AM(Tammy) Yes.  The current plan
1/2/2014 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) No silly. 
1/2/2014 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) If you are starting down the path of holding her accountable
1/2/2014 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) Then you have to really hold her accountable
1/2/2014 12:52:57 AM(Jase) I plan on it
1/2/2014 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) Email pissing matches are useless
1/2/2014 12:53:25 AM(Jase) Yeah that's why I took the high road. 
1/2/2014 12:52:00 AM(Tammy) Do you have an atty friend who can do it
1/2/2014 12:54:05 AM(Jase) I do though I prob can't since he's handling her accident. But I could find one
1/2/2014 12:54:20 AM(Jase) This seems more effective and cheaper, no?
1/2/2014 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) OMG.  What a clisterfuck
1/2/2014 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) What. The letter?
1/2/2014 12:54:47 AM(Jase) No. The current plan
1/2/2014 12:54:54 AM(Jase) Works. Costs me nothing
1/2/2014 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) Cheaper but riskier
1/2/2014 12:55:07 AM(Jase) How so?
1/2/2014 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) It's good until she takes your email to an atty
1/2/2014 12:55:27 AM(Jase) Worst case they tell me to open the acct, right?
1/2/2014 12:54:08 AM(Tammy) And you get a cease and desist and they make you pay the fees
1/2/2014 12:56:04 AM(Jase) No worse, right?
1/2/2014 12:56:12 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  I guess it's a hedged bet.  
1/2/2014 12:56:35 AM(Jase) I'm like wall st baby
1/2/2014 12:56:41 AM(Jase) Lol
1/2/2014 12:56:16 AM(Tammy) But privately between you and me?  I think they are separate issues.  
1/2/2014 12:56:16 AM(Tammy) Sorry. 
1/2/2014 12:56:57 AM(Jase) How so?
1/2/2014 12:56:16 AM(Tammy) You already signed away those 48 points
1/2/2014 12:56:16 AM(Tammy) Her paying you was not tied to them in the agreement
1/2/2014 12:56:16 AM(Tammy) True or false
1/2/2014 12:58:00 AM(Jase) True
1/2/2014 12:58:20 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  Two separate issues.  
1/2/2014 12:58:24 AM(Tammy) I'm not an atty but I was married to one!  Lol
1/2/2014 12:58:52 AM(Jase) She owes me cash. I owe her cash equivalent.  Right?
1/2/2014 12:58:24 AM(Tammy) Two.  Separate.  Issues.  
1/2/2014 12:58:24 AM(Tammy) You can choose not to follow through on giving those to her.  
1/2/2014 12:58:24 AM(Tammy) She can choose not to pay you.  
1/2/2014 12:58:24 AM(Tammy) But legally those are totally different.  
1/2/2014 12:58:24 AM(Tammy) But I understand where you are coming from
1/2/2014 1:00:45 AM(Tammy) And I totally sympathize
1/2/2014 1:00:54 AM(Jase) Thanks T
1/2/2014 1:01:15 AM(Jase) I guess I'm ok conflating the issues :-)
1/2/2014 1:01:14 AM(Tammy) I know.  I'm honest to a fault.  
1/2/2014 1:01:21 AM(Tammy) Lol
1/2/2014 1:01:30 AM(Tammy) Then go with it
1/2/2014 1:01:35 AM(Jase) Morally it seems quite reasonable. 
1/2/2014 1:01:41 AM(Tammy) The conflatulating
1/2/2014 1:01:50 AM(Jase) Morally, not legally. Your thoughts?
1/2/2014 1:02:22 AM(Tammy) Yes it seems fair.  Legal world doesn't give a shit
1/2/2014 1:02:37 AM(Jase) I sure don't! Haha
1/2/2014 1:02:40 AM(Tammy) Lol
1/2/2014 1:03:06 AM(Jase) Thank you for listening
1/2/2014 1:03:14 AM(Jase) How's Jess?
1/2/2014 7:37:30 PM(Jase) JKD in ORD
1/2/2014 10:39:44 PM(Tammy) http://www.marcandangel.com/2011/12/18/30-things-to-start-doing-for-yourself/
1/2/2014 10:45:19 PM(Jase) Nice. I like 21, 22, and 30
1/2/2014 10:45:24 PM(Jase) You?
1/2/2014 11:53:58 PM(Tammy) 
1/3/2014 12:04:38 AM(Jase) Rocked it, yeah?
1/4/2014 1:14:24 PM(Tammy) 
1/4/2014 1:40:16 PM(Jase) Nice! Website?
1/4/2014 1:40:29 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  Getting there
1/4/2014 1:41:03 PM(Jase) Yay!! Bustin it I bet
1/4/2014 1:41:23 PM(Tammy) I don't know what that means
1/4/2014 1:41:46 PM(Jase) You. Working hard. Heads down
1/5/2014 12:24:41 AM(Jase) Just poked around the website. Looking great
1/5/2014 10:09:44 PM(Jase) You guys getting this crazy winter storm?
1/5/2014 10:09:52 PM(Tammy) Not until Tuesday
1/5/2014 10:10:47 PM(Jase) Totally nuts here. Tons and tons of snow. High of -15 tomorrow. High!
1/5/2014 10:09:52 PM(Tammy) Yikes!!!
1/5/2014 10:15:33 PM(Jase) Stocked up on food, chocolate?
1/5/2014 10:18:24 PM(Tammy) I don't like chocolate
1/5/2014 10:20:03 PM(Jase) Ha. Did not know that!
1/5/2014 10:20:20 PM(Jase) We are cool, yeah?
1/5/2014 10:20:32 PM(Tammy) Of course!  Why?
1/5/2014 10:22:01 PM(Jase) Feeling a bit insecure :-) worried that I didn't handle the MK/airline ticket thing well
1/5/2014 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) Lol.  That's your thing!  I only gave you an opinion because you asked me.  I am stupidly blunt so sorry if I made you feel that way!
1/5/2014 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) 
1/5/2014 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) Got a cool gift today!
1/5/2014 10:24:48 PM(Tammy) Mini frenchie post it's
1/5/2014 10:28:27 PM(Jase) Your opinion is valuable to me. Thank you for sharing it
1/5/2014 10:28:39 PM(Jase) Nice post it's!!!
1/5/2014 10:28:54 PM(Tammy) Autocorrect.  Lol
1/5/2014 10:39:44 PM(Tammy) That face!!!
1/6/2014 10:02:31 AM(Jase) Ha what do you think she was thinking?
1/7/2014 1:27:12 PM(Tammy) http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/
1/7/2014 1:51:51 PM(Jase) That was awesome.
1/7/2014 1:52:51 PM(Jase) Nice to know if I ever actually start dating again that the competition isn't exactly fierce
1/7/2014 1:52:48 PM(Tammy) Lol
1/7/2014 1:52:48 PM(Tammy) It's just as brutal on the other side.  Women want hot rich guys.  
1/7/2014 1:52:48 PM(Tammy) Guys want hot horny women
1/7/2014 1:54:27 PM(Jase) An acquaintance of mine saw my profile and said "You are one of the most eligible guys on this site". Nice ego boost
1/7/2014 1:54:41 PM(Tammy) Yeah!
1/7/2014 1:54:53 PM(Jase) I am so, so not ready though
1/7/2014 1:54:56 PM(Tammy) Or wait...what does most eligible mean though. Lol
1/7/2014 1:54:56 PM(Tammy) MOST eligible?
1/7/2014 1:54:56 PM(Tammy) Which isn't nice.  ;)
1/7/2014 1:55:43 PM(Jase) I have noooo idea. 
1/7/2014 1:54:56 PM(Tammy) Eligible is actually not a nice word
1/7/2014 1:56:12 PM(Jase) Every time I think about pursuing someone it freaks me out
1/7/2014 1:54:56 PM(Tammy) Haha.  Ignore me. 
1/7/2014 1:54:56 PM(Tammy) When you're ready you're ready
1/7/2014 1:56:34 PM(Jase) Why is it not nice?
1/7/2014 1:57:04 PM(Tammy) I guess it IS
1/7/2014 1:57:04 PM(Tammy) 2. Desirable and worthy of choice, especially for marriage: an eligible bachelor.
1/7/2014 1:57:04 PM(Tammy) LMAO
1/7/2014 1:58:09 PM(Jase) In that case I am very INELIGIBLE
1/7/2014 1:57:04 PM(Tammy) I was thinking: Qualified
1/7/2014 1:58:21 PM(Jase) I can't imagine getting married again
1/7/2014 1:58:35 PM(Jase) Oh, I'm overqualified ��
1/7/2014 1:57:04 PM(Tammy) Why waste time thinking about it
1/7/2014 1:58:42 PM(Jase) I don't
1/7/2014 1:58:58 PM(Jase) I'm thinking about self improvement
1/7/2014 1:59:03 PM(Tammy) I'm crabby today!  
1/7/2014 1:59:09 PM(Jase) I started the year with two goals...
1/7/2014 1:59:14 PM(Jase) Oh how come?
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) I just heard from an old BF and was a shit to him
1/7/2014 1:59:31 PM(Jase) Awww
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) And my ex is all hounding me
1/7/2014 1:59:49 PM(Jase) Ugh. Why?
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) And it's making me grumpy
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) I love you so much. I can't say good bye. I can't walk away from this. I won't. 
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) Stahhhhppppppp
1/7/2014 2:00:26 PM(Jase) Thanks tam!
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) Lmao
1/7/2014 2:00:32 PM(Jase) Oh. Not for me
1/7/2014 2:00:33 PM(Jase) Haha
1/7/2014 2:00:44 PM(Jase) This was the old bf?
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) Copy paste
1/7/2014 1:59:12 PM(Tammy) Yep
1/7/2014 2:01:00 PM(Jase) The coke snorter?
1/7/2014 2:01:20 PM(Tammy) Laughing.  Yes
1/7/2014 2:01:20 PM(Tammy) And he looks AWFUL
1/7/2014 2:01:20 PM(Tammy) like gross 
1/7/2014 2:01:53 PM(Jase) OMG. Are you feeling bad that you were a shit to him?
1/7/2014 2:02:01 PM(Jase) Did he send you pics?
1/7/2014 2:01:20 PM(Tammy) I always feel bad. 
1/7/2014 2:02:22 PM(Jase) Yeah I hear ya
1/7/2014 2:01:20 PM(Tammy) No. I still see him.  He has doggie visitation occasionally.  
1/7/2014 2:03:23 PM(Jase) Oh. Ok. 
1/7/2014 2:01:20 PM(Tammy) mostly when I can't find a sitter
1/7/2014 2:03:27 PM(Jase) How is that
1/7/2014 2:03:31 PM(Jase) Oh cool
1/7/2014 2:03:35 PM(Tammy) I'm selfish
1/7/2014 2:03:53 PM(Tammy) But he loves her and she loves him
1/7/2014 2:04:01 PM(Jase) Aww
1/7/2014 2:04:05 PM(Tammy) So I can't be totally heartless
1/7/2014 2:04:20 PM(Tammy) But it's like a child of divorce.  Lol
1/7/2014 2:04:37 PM(Jase) Hah. He better start paying doggie support
1/7/2014 2:05:01 PM(Tammy) He does.  He handles her grooming.  ;)
1/7/2014 2:05:08 PM(Jase) OMG
1/7/2014 2:05:33 PM(Tammy) $30 a month.  ;)
1/7/2014 2:05:45 PM(Jase) So was he unkind to you in general?
1/7/2014 2:06:06 PM(Tammy) Gary?  No.  Not unkind.  
1/7/2014 2:06:18 PM(Tammy) Just makes WILDLY BADCHOICES
1/7/2014 2:06:26 PM(Jase) That's what I though
1/7/2014 2:06:37 PM(Tammy) I don't date unkind people!
1/7/2014 2:06:52 PM(Jase) Heh you are a football field ahead of me then
1/7/2014 2:06:53 PM(Tammy) He's like a puppy man. 
1/7/2014 2:06:59 PM(Jase) Ha!
1/7/2014 2:07:47 PM(Jase) I'm starting to realize my fuse is probably too short
1/7/2014 2:08:23 PM(Tammy) Really?
1/7/2014 2:08:39 PM(Jase) That's now item 3 on my 2014 todo list
1/7/2014 2:08:54 PM(Jase) Yeah I blew up at Alyssa yesterday
1/7/2014 2:09:10 PM(Tammy) I hate when I do that
1/7/2014 2:09:10 PM(Jase) She was being a stupid teenager but I could keep more of my cool
1/7/2014 2:09:33 PM(Tammy) Yes.  But stupid teenagers will push and push
1/7/2014 2:09:39 PM(Tammy) So forgive yourself
1/7/2014 2:09:48 PM(Jase) She was, amongst other things, playing the victim and I compared her to Mary kate
1/7/2014 2:10:05 PM(Jase) I do forgive myself. But I also recognize there's a better way
1/7/2014 2:10:52 PM(Jase) I just don't want her going down the victim path and MK is a great illustration. But she's still so raw from it. So it was a mistake
1/7/2014 2:11:30 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  It was modeled for her and it's a trigger for you
1/7/2014 2:11:49 PM(Jase) Right. So we learn and move forward. 
1/7/2014 2:12:00 PM(Tammy) Are there other choices? ;)
1/7/2014 2:12:37 PM(Jase) Be stuck!  But that's just booooring :-)
1/7/2014 2:13:00 PM(Jase) Hope your day improves dramatically. Think of Pygmy zebras :-)
1/7/2014 8:42:24 PM(Jase) Jesus.  My daughter is back to being so so disrespectful tonight.  At least I’m not taking the bait.  Guess I’m a quick study �� For now.
1/7/2014 8:44:32 PM(Tammy) Ugh. 
1/7/2014 8:44:32 PM(Tammy) Pms?
1/7/2014 8:44:32 PM(Jase) Could easily be.
1/7/2014 8:44:32 PM(Jase) Teenage PMS
1/7/2014 8:44:32 PM(Jase) With a healthy dose of entitlement
1/7/2014 8:46:46 PM(Tammy) Well. Just so you know PMS is really intense when it's relatively new.  You don't know what's happening you just feel cranky.  
1/7/2014 8:47:01 PM(Jase) Ugh.  Advice?
1/7/2014 8:47:05 PM(Tammy) Later...when you get older you learn to handle it better.  
1/7/2014 8:48:26 PM(Tammy) Make a tiny mark in your calendar 
1/7/2014 8:48:36 PM(Tammy) 
1/7/2014 8:48:48 PM(Tammy) It will help you know and handle it better
1/7/2014 8:49:36 PM(Tammy) There's not a lot you can do.   You cannot talk about it.  Maybe there's a school counselor you can connect her with?
1/7/2014 8:49:37 PM(Jase) Ha I’ve confiscated her phone and I know she tracks it in her phone
1/7/2014 8:49:54 PM(Tammy) Good.  That's for your own sanity
1/7/2014 8:50:09 PM(Jase) We already agreed today to get her into counseling once robotics/swim is over
1/7/2014 8:50:16 PM(Jase) prob 6 weeks from now
1/7/2014 8:50:18 PM(Tammy) It's so hard to be a girl at that age
1/7/2014 8:50:43 PM(Tammy) Your body changes are completely overwhelming and they HURT
1/7/2014 8:50:45 PM(Jase) Yeah and she’s still really struggling with all the MK shit.  We talked a lot about it today
1/7/2014 8:50:56 PM(Tammy) yup.  
1/7/2014 8:51:27 PM(Tammy) And because she's the age. She is it affected her more INTENSELY than at other times
1/7/2014 8:51:37 PM(Jase) absolutely.  and MK was the worst to her
1/7/2014 8:51:46 PM(Jase) Alyssa was a threat to her
1/7/2014 8:51:52 PM(Tammy) That's a lot to process
1/7/2014 8:51:58 PM(Tammy) And handle
1/7/2014 8:52:04 PM(Jase) there are few things I’d do over in my life, but MK is one
1/7/2014 8:52:09 PM(Tammy) You're an adult and it's hard 
1/7/2014 8:52:13 PM(Jase) Yep
1/7/2014 8:52:22 PM(Tammy) Imagine from Alyssa's perspective 
1/7/2014 8:52:31 PM(Jase) Very very hard
1/7/2014 8:52:32 PM(Tammy) Minus adult coping skills
1/7/2014 8:52:41 PM(Jase) I was there.  With my bitch of a stepmom
1/7/2014 8:52:42 PM(Tammy) So cut her a little slack
1/7/2014 8:53:00 PM(Tammy) Make sure she's comforted and listened too
1/7/2014 8:53:00 PM(Jase) I’m trying
1/7/2014 8:53:04 PM(Jase) I did
1/7/2014 8:53:04 PM(Tammy) Even when she's being crazy
1/7/2014 8:53:04 PM(Jase) She won’t really let me
1/7/2014 8:53:04 PM(Tammy) Because she literally can't help it
1/7/2014 8:53:04 PM(Jase) I know
1/7/2014 8:53:04 PM(Tammy) It doesn't matter
1/7/2014 8:53:39 PM(Tammy) As long as you keep doing it
1/7/2014 8:54:32 PM(Jase) It’s hard.  I can’t really let her just outright disrespect me.  Even if I did, she’s cruel to her siblings too
1/7/2014 8:55:12 PM(Tammy) That's a balance.  But the best thing is to make boundaries and clear consequences and then TALK A LOT when she's calm
1/7/2014 8:55:12 PM(Jase) Yeah that’s exactly what I’m doing
1/7/2014 8:56:10 PM(Jase) It’ll be alright.  Just hard now
1/7/2014 9:46:24 PM(Jase) Thx for the advice.  Srsly.
1/7/2014 9:46:24 PM(Tammy) Welcome
1/8/2014 8:59:45 PM(Jase) Did you see the thing with the dad and the sandwich bags?
1/8/2014 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) Yup
1/8/2014 9:00:02 PM(Jase) Cute, huh?
1/8/2014 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) There's a bunch of people doing that
1/8/2014 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) Yeah
1/8/2014 9:00:13 PM(Jase) Awesome
1/8/2014 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) But I'm suspicious
1/8/2014 9:00:19 PM(Jase) Like bento for the west
1/8/2014 9:00:26 PM(Jase) Yeah me too
1/8/2014 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) Marketing ploy
1/8/2014 9:00:32 PM(Jase) But it's a nice illusion
1/8/2014 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) Mmmmmm I guess
1/8/2014 9:00:53 PM(Jase) I'm like dude must get up at 4am to make lunch
1/8/2014 8:59:28 PM(Tammy) Shit like that make the rest of us feel incompetent
1/8/2014 9:01:06 PM(Jase) I'm lucky I make lunch at all!
1/8/2014 9:01:13 PM(Jase) Yeah no doubt
1/8/2014 9:01:36 PM(Tammy) Hahaha true
1/8/2014 9:02:26 PM(Jase) Managed to get things more straightened out with Lyssa. Thanks again for your insight
1/8/2014 9:01:36 PM(Tammy) Awesome!
1/8/2014 9:02:52 PM(Jase) Better day for you?
1/8/2014 9:01:36 PM(Tammy) Nope.  BFF and bf.  Broke up
1/8/2014 9:01:36 PM(Tammy) Disaster
1/8/2014 9:03:43 PM(Jase) Oh no. Jess?
1/8/2014 9:03:44 PM(Tammy) Might go to Cleveland for support
1/8/2014 9:03:44 PM(Tammy) She's melting down
1/8/2014 9:04:17 PM(Jase) Oh my. Sorry. For her and for you
1/8/2014 9:04:42 PM(Jase) She didn't screw up her courage and give him the boot did she?
1/8/2014 9:03:44 PM(Tammy) Erm.  No
1/8/2014 9:03:44 PM(Tammy) He did
1/8/2014 9:03:44 PM(Tammy) Fucker.  I KNEW IT
1/8/2014 9:03:44 PM(Tammy) I knew it two years ago
1/8/2014 9:06:47 PM(Jase) Shitty
1/8/2014 9:06:57 PM(Jase) Love stinks
1/8/2014 9:07:42 PM(Jase) Bring lots of ice cream
1/9/2014 7:47:03 PM(Jase) Going to Cleveland?
1/9/2014 7:53:14 PM(Tammy) Not yet
1/9/2014 8:33:52 PM(Jase) Still thinking about it?
1/9/2014 8:35:16 PM(Tammy) She has someone coming in tomorrow.  I'll reassess next week
1/9/2014 8:35:34 PM(Jase) Good.  How’s she getting along?
1/9/2014 8:36:00 PM(Tammy) 
1/9/2014 8:45:06 PM(Jase) Haha! Cute!
1/10/2014 6:06:40 PM(Jase) An interesting take on James Altucher https://medium.com/p/a5e5f4e9132f
1/10/2014 9:14:24 PM(Tammy) 
1/10/2014 9:16:43 PM(Jase) Ha! No one would want me. I'd be ranting and screaming
1/12/2014 12:53:02 AM(Jase) I am not sure I'm going to survive having a teenager ��
1/12/2014 7:41:36 AM(Tammy) Minute by minute.  I haven't even mentioned my own crap with matt!
1/12/2014 11:06:03 AM(Jase) Yikes. Give me the rundown
1/13/2014 12:20:00 AM(Tammy) 
1/13/2014 7:11:25 AM(Jase) Srsly? That is the best! Did you find that yourself?
1/13/2014 8:32:24 AM(Tammy) Yeah on the shelf
1/13/2014 8:32:29 AM(Tammy) No!  Lol
1/13/2014 8:32:50 AM(Jase) Some grocer had a sense of humor!
1/14/2014 5:25:41 PM(Jase) See the story about Annie Liebowicz?
1/14/2014 5:33:10 PM(Tammy) Yup
1/14/2014 5:37:20 PM(Jase) Strange and sad
1/14/2014 5:37:46 PM(Jase) How's life? Matt? Jess? Tam?
1/14/2014 5:37:55 PM(Jase) Fill me in when you have a few
1/14/2014 5:38:04 PM(Jase) Which is rare, I know :-)
1/14/2014 5:43:12 PM(Tammy) Wait. What story
1/14/2014 5:44:51 PM(Jase) NY mag
1/14/2014 5:45:10 PM(Jase) http://nymag.com/fashion/09/fall/58346/index2.html
1/14/2014 5:45:20 PM(Tammy) Oh that's been rolling for a while.  Years.  
1/14/2014 5:47:15 PM(Jase) I am SO lame
1/14/2014 5:47:30 PM(Jase) Did you hear JFK got shot?  I'm wrecked
1/14/2014 5:47:28 PM(Tammy) Lol
1/15/2014 10:05:36 PM(Tammy) I am so sorry I've been MIA
1/15/2014 10:06:39 PM(Tammy) Ali left for six weeks.  I'm two in and DROWNING.  
1/15/2014 10:07:01 PM(Tammy) 18 hour days trying to keep up.  So frazzled.  
1/15/2014 10:31:17 PM(Jase) No worries. It's what I assumed. Tie yourself to the mast!
1/15/2014 10:31:12 PM(Tammy) I am freaaakkkinng out
1/15/2014 10:31:51 PM(Tammy) New best purchase?
1/15/2014 10:32:00 PM(Tammy) Heated mattress pad
1/15/2014 10:32:02 PM(Tammy) OMG
1/15/2014 10:40:34 PM(Jase) Ooh!!
1/15/2014 10:40:44 PM(Jase) Expensive?
1/15/2014 10:40:55 PM(Tammy) Like 100 
1/15/2014 10:41:03 PM(Tammy) Worth.  It.  
1/15/2014 10:41:18 PM(Jase) Nice
1/15/2014 10:41:40 PM(Jase) I'm going on a non-date Saturday
1/15/2014 10:41:52 PM(Tammy) Yeah?
1/15/2014 10:42:43 PM(Jase) Former fellow Cub Scout leader. The one that found me on okcupid and said I was very eligible
1/15/2014 10:41:52 PM(Tammy) Hmmmmmm
1/15/2014 10:43:15 PM(Jase) Lost her husband last summer. We are going to get together and talk about our dead loves
1/15/2014 10:43:24 PM(Tammy) Well good. I hope it's amazing!
1/15/2014 10:43:37 PM(Jase) I'm not shooting for amazing at all
1/15/2014 10:43:51 PM(Tammy) Ok well I hope it's average
1/15/2014 10:44:10 PM(Jase) She's nice. I respect her quite a bit. Maybe we will walk the next stretch of road a while. Maybe not
1/15/2014 10:44:13 PM(Jase) Average!
1/15/2014 10:44:00 PM(Tammy) Lol
1/15/2014 10:44:37 PM(Jase) It is so nice to be back in the T-Zone
1/15/2014 10:44:00 PM(Tammy) What's a tzone
1/15/2014 10:45:43 PM(Jase) TSwales. It's a unique and wonderful aura that envelops me
1/15/2014 10:46:03 PM(Tammy) Oh haha I didn't get it
1/15/2014 10:46:06 PM(Tammy) Obvi
1/15/2014 10:46:15 PM(Jase) How's the mag
1/15/2014 10:46:08 PM(Tammy) Oh god.  
1/15/2014 10:46:08 PM(Tammy) Don't stress me. 
1/15/2014 10:47:21 PM(Jase) Ha. Why is Ali out?
1/15/2014 10:48:16 PM(Tammy) http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JUs7iG1mNjI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJUs7iG1mNjI
1/15/2014 10:50:24 PM(Tammy) HOW DOES ONE INTERNET?? DO YOU WRITE TO IT LIKE MAIL?
1/15/2014 10:53:06 PM(Jase) The a with the circle around it!
1/15/2014 10:52:32 PM(Tammy) Hahaha
1/16/2014 9:52:48 PM(Tammy) 
1/16/2014 9:53:32 PM(Jase) Wow. Very nicely done. Cool dress. Great expression. You rock
1/16/2014 9:53:46 PM(Jase) Oh and can I get her number? ��
1/16/2014 9:53:59 PM(Tammy) She's 19
1/16/2014 9:54:11 PM(Jase) Heh
1/16/2014 9:54:34 PM(Jase) So is this part of your boudoir promo? 
1/16/2014 9:54:56 PM(Tammy) Nope.  Totally other thing.  
1/16/2014 9:56:04 PM(Tammy) I think I have like 50 active projects working.  Lol
1/16/2014 9:57:32 PM(Jase) How will you ever find time for project runway?
1/16/2014 9:58:58 PM(Tammy) Haha watching and editing simultaneously
1/16/2014 9:59:12 PM(Jase) That's a talent!
1/18/2014 12:09:26 PM(Jase) JD food blog is back: savory oatmeal. Steel cut oats, Mexican corn, garbanzos, garam masala, sriracha, and pepper. Super yummy!
1/21/2014 3:56:32 PM(Tammy) U ok?
1/21/2014 3:56:32 PM(Jase) yeah thanks for checking.  they got the shooter
1/21/2014 3:56:32 PM(Jase) killed his TA
1/21/2014 3:56:32 PM(Jase) super sad
1/21/2014 3:56:32 PM(Tammy) Jesus.  That's so scary
1/21/2014 3:58:08 PM(Jase) yeah i was scared for a while
1/21/2014 3:58:10 PM(Tammy) I miss you!!!
1/21/2014 3:58:13 PM(Jase) locked myself in my office
1/21/2014 3:58:21 PM(Jase) me too my friend.  how’s your stress load?
1/21/2014 3:58:30 PM(Tammy) Horrific
1/21/2014 3:58:34 PM(Jase) ��
1/21/2014 3:58:40 PM(Tammy) Had a melt down yesterday
1/21/2014 3:58:40 PM(Tammy) Better today
1/21/2014 3:58:40 PM(Jase) oh no.  geez.  sorry T
1/21/2014 3:58:40 PM(Jase) stress of work?  other?
1/21/2014 4:16:44 PM(Jase) big big hugs
1/23/2014 5:19:35 PM(Jase) Just came for Alyssa. Ready for the next team Swales rock star?
1/23/2014 5:20:25 PM(Tammy) Aahhhhhh!!!!
1/25/2014 2:39:13 PM(Jase) Jase = ⛄️
1/25/2014 2:55:31 PM(Tammy) Booooo
1/25/2014 6:37:49 PM(Tammy) Are you cold.  
1/25/2014 6:37:53 PM(Tammy) Are you chill
1/25/2014 6:38:03 PM(Tammy) Chillin
1/26/2014 12:33:12 AM(Jase) Freezin!  Frozen, actually
1/26/2014 2:25:52 AM(Tammy) Just did what?
1/26/2014 5:26:27 AM(Jase) Decided that I wanted it more than I was afraid of it :-)
1/26/2014 5:26:40 AM(Jase) And I kissed a girl
1/26/2014 5:27:02 AM(Jase) Insomnia? Working late?
1/26/2014 8:15:44 AM(Tammy) Yeah?  Who?
1/26/2014 8:16:40 AM(Jase) Natasha. The one who said I was most eligible
1/26/2014 8:16:58 AM(Jase) Pretty unexpected
1/26/2014 8:15:44 AM(Tammy) Lol
1/26/2014 8:17:20 AM(Tammy) Awesome!!
1/26/2014 8:17:29 AM(Jase) We are supposed to be incompatible :-)
1/26/2014 8:17:43 AM(Jase) Thx Tam
1/26/2014 8:18:14 AM(Jase) I have thought a lot about what you said re: not trusting my own instincts
1/26/2014 8:19:10 AM(Jase) I'm at least at the point where I trust myself not to go too fast and to vex willing to see if sonethibg is not right
1/26/2014 8:23:44 AM(Jase) How's the stress fest?
1/26/2014 11:16:02 AM(Tammy) Oh just amazing.  
1/26/2014 11:56:20 AM(Jase) 5 star stress fest? Any light at the end of the tunnel?
1/26/2014 2:26:56 PM(Tammy) End of Feb
1/26/2014 2:26:56 PM(Tammy) But then I move studios 
1/26/2014 2:28:18 PM(Tammy) So basically. Jan 15
1/26/2014 2:29:20 PM(Jase) Whew. Tie yourself to the mast!
1/26/2014 2:29:04 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I just had a friend meet with me and ask me what the hell am I doing.  Lol
1/26/2014 2:31:08 PM(Jase) What the hell ARE you doing?
1/26/2014 2:37:37 PM(Jase) A million bucks of revenue don't come cheap, eh? ������
1/28/2014 9:04:48 AM(Tammy) 
1/28/2014 9:20:31 AM(Jase) Cutest pic ever!
1/30/2014 10:58:56 PM(Tammy) 
1/30/2014 10:58:56 PM(Tammy) Catch me up!
1/30/2014 11:25:27 PM(Jase) OMG haha
1/30/2014 11:25:53 PM(Jase) Just home from date #3. Floating. 
1/31/2014 3:16:18 PM(Jase) I'm deep in it T. Trying to keep one foot on the ground. When I'm able to put my Sane Hat on for 3 minutes, it looks complicated but hopefully not messy. It was easy to see the seeds of failure sown within the first few interactions with Chris for sure. Even with MK though that's more hindsight. She has a very kind spirit.
1/31/2014 3:18:22 PM(Tammy) I cannot comment when you are shiney.  Enjoy it!!
1/31/2014 3:20:02 PM(Jase) :-) Comment! I'm curious
1/31/2014 3:22:24 PM(Tammy) At work.  Won't free up until later.  So.  Sorry!!!
1/31/2014 3:22:49 PM(Jase) K. Cheers :-)
1/31/2014 3:23:08 PM(Tammy) ��������
1/31/2014 8:49:42 PM(Jase) It's later!
1/31/2014 9:38:52 PM(Tammy) Haha Shark Tank is on!!
1/31/2014 9:39:30 PM(Jase) What, exactly, is shark tank??
1/31/2014 9:39:40 PM(Tammy) http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2014/01/shark-tank-recap-season-5-episode-15
1/31/2014 9:40:00 PM(Tammy) Jesus you're the second person to ask me that today
1/31/2014 9:40:59 PM(Jase) Oh I'm so bummed. No actual sharks
1/31/2014 9:41:22 PM(Tammy) Lol.  Depends on interpretation
1/31/2014 9:41:57 PM(Jase) I need dorsal fins. ��
1/31/2014 9:57:55 PM(Jase) How's the move coming along?
1/31/2014 10:07:38 PM(Tammy) Which move?
1/31/2014 10:11:00 PM(Jase) Office
1/31/2014 10:11:27 PM(Tammy) Another month. 
1/31/2014 10:12:39 PM(Jase) Packing and stuff yet?
1/31/2014 10:38:04 PM(Tammy) No.  God no. 
1/31/2014 10:41:51 PM(Jase) What about the mag?
1/31/2014 10:41:52 PM(Tammy) Still at it.  
1/31/2014 10:42:48 PM(Tammy) So many things.  
1/31/2014 10:43:19 PM(Jase) How's the boudoir promo?
1/31/2014 10:43:27 PM(Tammy) Raging
1/31/2014 10:43:50 PM(Jase) Nice adjective!
2/1/2014 5:13:32 PM(Tammy) 
2/1/2014 5:13:35 PM(Tammy) 
2/1/2014 5:13:44 PM(Tammy) 
2/1/2014 5:13:50 PM(Tammy) Today's work.  ;)
2/1/2014 5:14:15 PM(Jase) Killer. Enjoying it?
2/5/2014 7:22:24 AM(Tammy) I hate being so busy!  How's love?  I need to live vicariously. Please!
2/5/2014 7:24:03 AM(Jase) Oh it's nice to hear your "bing" this morning. Sorry the chaos is so... Chaotic. Your work seems like it's at yet another higher level
2/5/2014 7:24:47 AM(Jase) So you know me. I can be a bit hyperbolic. But things with Natasha are very amazing
2/5/2014 7:24:32 AM(Tammy) Natasha is such a great name!   Pic?
2/5/2014 7:25:33 AM(Jase) It is!
2/5/2014 7:25:50 AM(Jase) Hold
2/5/2014 7:26:38 AM(Tammy) I wouldn't be able to say her name without using an accent. Lol
2/5/2014 7:26:40 AM(Tammy) Russian spy.  
2/5/2014 7:27:09 AM(Jase) 
2/5/2014 7:26:40 AM(Tammy) Or rocky and bullwinkle
2/5/2014 7:27:25 AM(Jase) Haha. Middle name Malia. Hawaiian
2/5/2014 7:28:04 AM(Tammy) 
2/5/2014 7:28:13 AM(Tammy) She's so pretty!!!
2/5/2014 7:28:21 AM(Jase) She's a real intellect. A polymath. Into everything and good at it. 
2/5/2014 7:28:31 AM(Jase) I know. Arrestingly. 
2/5/2014 7:30:11 AM(Jase) Here's what I'm struck by though after 3 or 4 weeks or whatever. She's self confident. She knows she's smart and pretty. It's not ego. It's just a sense of security. That's so hot
2/5/2014 7:30:54 AM(Tammy) That's awesome!  Confidence
2/5/2014 7:32:10 AM(Jase) She has a sense of respect for this otherwise complicated situation (us, our kids, families, etc) and recognizes that there's a ton of potential and that it will take a great deal of care and patience. She's in no rush and neither am I
2/5/2014 7:32:47 AM(Tammy) And she's a widow?
2/5/2014 7:32:59 AM(Tammy) Kids?
2/5/2014 7:33:14 AM(Jase) Yep. Which is a nice shared understanding
2/5/2014 7:33:17 AM(Jase) 6
2/5/2014 7:33:04 AM(Tammy) Pause
2/5/2014 7:33:04 AM(Tammy) It seems like you said six
2/5/2014 7:33:04 AM(Tammy) SIX KIDs?
2/5/2014 7:34:08 AM(Jase) Right?
2/5/2014 7:34:41 AM(Jase) 4 from 1st marriage. Stepdaughter from late husband who she arranged to have visitation of. 2 year old with late husband. 
2/5/2014 7:35:16 AM(Jase) Hence the lack of urgency for either of us ;-)
2/5/2014 7:35:12 AM(Tammy) All live with her?
2/5/2014 7:35:12 AM(Tammy) Dad's present?
2/5/2014 7:35:43 AM(Jase) 4 oldest go to dad every other weekend. 3 hrs away
2/5/2014 7:36:09 AM(Jase) All boys. 16, 14, 12, 11. Blue eyed tow heads 
2/5/2014 7:35:12 AM(Tammy) Hmmmm that is complicated
2/5/2014 7:35:12 AM(Tammy) And a two year old.  
2/5/2014 7:36:48 AM(Jase) Daughter one weekend a month but lives around the corner so occasional visits in addition
2/5/2014 7:37:04 AM(Jase) 2 year old 24x7x365
2/5/2014 7:37:12 AM(Jase) Complicated indeed
2/5/2014 7:37:14 AM(Tammy) Gah.  
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) I'm glad you're happy but dammmmmmm.   
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) Not sure I would have the balls to take all that into my world.  
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) No matter HOW AMAZING the guy was.  
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) Six.  
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) OMG.  
2/5/2014 7:38:40 AM(Jase) Yeah. If it ends up being as great as the potential indicates then we will figure that out someday. If not, then not
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) That's nine kids.  
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) Nine colleges.  
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) Nine weddings
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) Nine TEENAGERS
2/5/2014 7:37:20 AM(Tammy) LAUGHING
2/5/2014 7:39:32 AM(Jase) :-D 
2/5/2014 7:39:39 AM(Tammy) well.  You will NEVER be bored!
2/5/2014 7:39:50 AM(Jase) I do like kids!
2/5/2014 7:39:54 AM(Tammy) Or...lonely!!
2/5/2014 7:40:16 AM(Tammy) You'll need ANOTHER HOUSE
2/5/2014 7:40:23 AM(Tammy) LMFAO
2/5/2014 7:40:32 AM(Jase) Yeah I'm so not going there
2/5/2014 7:40:49 AM(Tammy) I'm going to watch with great amusement. 
2/5/2014 7:41:03 AM(Tammy) I want to know all the details!
2/5/2014 7:41:06 AM(Jase) I'm sure you are my friend. ;-)
2/5/2014 7:41:16 AM(Tammy) Hahaha
2/5/2014 7:41:22 AM(Tammy) Always!
2/5/2014 7:42:10 AM(Jase) She has a very kind heart. It shows in the way she talks about other people. Even the ones who are challenging. A sense of compassion
2/5/2014 7:42:36 AM(Tammy) That's awesome J!
2/5/2014 7:42:56 AM(Jase) She's different than anyone else I've dated. She's pretty girly. Likes to dress up and such. Which I am really enjoying
2/5/2014 7:43:46 AM(Jase) She has strong opinions and she expresses them respectfully
2/5/2014 7:45:25 AM(Jase) And she's totally crazy about me. She's a bit reserved on the surface but very expressive with me. She feels very safe with me. 
2/5/2014 7:45:52 AM(Tammy) Of course she does!!
2/5/2014 7:45:52 AM(Tammy) Smart girl
2/5/2014 7:46:24 AM(Jase) She also understands that my kids are still healing and that will take time. That it would be foolish to put pressure on them. 
2/5/2014 7:46:35 AM(Tammy) Yup
2/5/2014 7:47:00 AM(Jase) Thanks T. It's just so nice to find a good even keeled person after 3+ years of hell
2/5/2014 7:48:39 AM(Jase) I'm glad okcupid had us as an abominable match because it set my expectations low. I've tended to approach relationships based on the IDEA of a person. I'm approaching this from the actual person
2/5/2014 7:50:33 AM(Jase) So how *are* you holding up
2/6/2014 3:30:56 PM(Jase) She has ADHD.  Maybe I’ve finally found someone who can FUCKING GET ME
2/6/2014 3:41:36 PM(Tammy) Lol
2/9/2014 8:49:52 AM(Tammy) Survived the 8 degrees outside wedding!!
2/9/2014 8:50:29 AM(Jase) Ok that thing was outside!!?
2/9/2014 8:49:52 AM(Tammy) Photos were
2/9/2014 8:50:42 AM(Jase) Was just thinking of you...
2/9/2014 8:50:54 AM(Jase) wtf were they thinking?
2/9/2014 8:49:52 AM(Tammy) Matts moving out today
2/9/2014 8:51:33 AM(Tammy) Don't get me started.  
2/9/2014 8:51:42 AM(Jase) OMG. I need an update. About everything
2/9/2014 8:52:00 AM(Tammy) Yeah. I know.  It's a roller coaster here.   After this week I might have a little roomtobreathe.
2/9/2014 8:52:51 AM(Jase) K. Big hugs
2/9/2014 8:52:00 AM(Tammy) ❤️❤️❤️❤️
2/14/2014 6:08:27 PM(Tammy) 
2/14/2014 6:11:36 PM(Jase) You're my favorite narcissist (after Kanye, of
course)
2/14/2014 6:11:46 PM(Jase) Happy valentines day my friend
2/14/2014 6:13:08 PM(Jase) How's life?
2/19/2014 8:10:24 PM(Tammy) Your Facebook updates are so shiney I have to put sunglasses on.  Jesus JD keep some back!
2/19/2014 8:11:53 PM(Jase) Oh shoot. I never thought about keeping some back. How much should I keep back? ;-)
2/19/2014 8:12:12 PM(Jase) I am out to blind the world with love
2/19/2014 8:12:12 PM(Tammy) 40%
2/19/2014 8:12:28 PM(Tammy) Um.  Ok.  But seriously.  
2/19/2014 8:13:14 PM(Tammy) Don't turn into weird over the top I must make declarations of love every five minutes.  
2/19/2014 8:13:17 PM(Tammy) Guy
2/19/2014 8:13:31 PM(Tammy) Don't lose your shit dood!
2/19/2014 8:13:54 PM(Jase) As if I ever had it :-) ��
2/19/2014 8:14:17 PM(Tammy) Lol.  
2/19/2014 8:14:57 PM(Jase) Actually it was all to try and get your attention finally.
2/19/2014 8:14:59 PM(Jase) Hi
2/19/2014 8:14:40 PM(Tammy) Lol.  Lies.   
2/19/2014 8:21:30 PM(Jase) What you see on FB is 1% of how I actually feel :-)
2/19/2014 8:21:04 PM(Tammy) Barf.  Dood.  You just jump in with your cape on. 
2/19/2014 8:22:05 PM(Jase) You know me. I love what I love
2/19/2014 8:21:04 PM(Tammy) Don't.  Get.  Hurt.  
2/19/2014 8:22:22 PM(Jase) Love = barf?
2/19/2014 8:22:41 PM(Tammy) Yes.  When you are not I the dating pool.  
2/19/2014 8:23:23 PM(Jase) Oh I'm sure I will get hurt. "You don't get to choose whether you get hurt in this life, old man. But you do have some say in who hurts you"
2/19/2014 8:23:33 PM(Jase) I do appreciate you looking out T
2/19/2014 8:23:12 PM(Tammy) Yeah yeah.  Just try to keep a little semblance of holding it together
2/19/2014 8:23:12 PM(Tammy) ��
2/19/2014 8:24:18 PM(Jase) You're the best
2/19/2014 8:23:12 PM(Tammy) Yeah.  I am. 
2/19/2014 8:25:10 PM(Jase) I went into all sane and then I saw these BEAUTIFUL photos of love on your site and I'm like "why hold back?" ��
2/19/2014 8:25:20 PM(Tammy) One.  One photo.  
2/19/2014 8:26:38 PM(Jase) You are sweet
2/19/2014 8:30:15 PM(Jase) How's the move coming along
2/19/2014 8:36:03 PM(Tammy) Building it now
2/19/2014 8:36:25 PM(Jase) Keeping all the balls in the air?
2/19/2014 8:38:08 PM(Tammy) Who are you asking?  
2/19/2014 8:38:49 PM(Jase) The one and only t dot Swales
2/19/2014 8:39:11 PM(Tammy) Right.  So you already know the answer 
2/19/2014 8:39:19 PM(Tammy) ��
2/19/2014 8:39:42 PM(Jase) T-Power!
2/20/2014 8:23:12 PM(Tammy) My studio
2/20/2014 8:25:35 PM(Jase) Wow!! That's some serious down to the studs work
2/20/2014 8:25:51 PM(Tammy) 22 foot ceilings 
2/20/2014 8:26:26 PM(Jase) Rock on!
3/3/2014 12:30:40 AM(Tammy) And a boner.  Sorry but this list is incomplete.  ;)
3/3/2014 6:49:38 AM(Jase) Yeah. There is that :-)
3/3/2014 6:50:25 AM(Jase) Sadly, it's missing from my list right now too. Life is kind of kicking my ass right now
3/3/2014 7:03:46 AM(Tammy) Oh shit!!  What happened?!  I'm sorry!
3/3/2014 7:05:59 AM(Jase) ED. 4 out of 4 times. Humiliating. Shitty way to start off an otherwise outstanding relationship. 
3/3/2014 7:06:44 AM(Jase) I love sex. Normally I'm like a freaking machine.
3/3/2014 7:07:08 AM(Jase) It's happened with everyone since Anna. It's just really got me down right now. 
3/3/2014 7:07:13 AM(Jase) Thx for listening. 
3/3/2014 7:08:36 AM(Jase) Sleeping for shit too
3/3/2014 7:08:51 AM(Jase) It actually feels like divorce PTSD
3/3/2014 7:09:17 AM(Tammy) Oh fuck.  Dammmmm.  My funny comment was horrible!
3/3/2014 7:09:33 AM(Tammy) Did you go to a doctor
3/3/2014 7:13:53 AM(Jase) Not horrible T. You are the best. Period. 
3/3/2014 7:14:58 AM(Jase) Thinking about going to a doc. I don't think it's physiological though. I wake up first thing in the morning raring to go. It's just nerves and stress I think
3/3/2014 7:15:03 AM(Tammy) 80% of the time ED is something physical.  
3/3/2014 7:15:24 AM(Tammy) That's a pretty high stat.  
3/3/2014 7:15:54 AM(Jase) I was actually looking up
Viagra yesterday. I'd pretty much do anything T. She is so wonderful
3/3/2014 7:15:55 AM(Tammy) Also a scrip for cialis is no big deal.  
3/3/2014 7:16:00 AM(Tammy) Just call.  Today.  
3/3/2014 7:16:00 AM(Tammy) It's such a normal thing I'm sorry to tell you.  
3/3/2014 7:16:00 AM(Tammy) Most women have experienced it
3/3/2014 7:16:52 AM(Jase) Ok I will. Thx.
3/3/2014 7:16:55 AM(Jase) Have you?
3/3/2014 7:16:00 AM(Tammy) Um.  Yes.  Lol
3/3/2014 7:17:36 AM(Jase) Does it make you want them less or think less of them?
3/3/2014 7:17:37 AM(Tammy) The worst part is you feel like it's unmentionable
3/3/2014 7:17:55 AM(Tammy) Well.  I think you shouldn't hide from it
3/3/2014 7:18:08 AM(Tammy) And don't hang your head for god sake. 
3/3/2014 7:18:24 AM(Jase) That is the worst part. She has an awesome sex drive and I don't want this to interfere
3/3/2014 7:18:08 AM(Tammy) That makes it worse.  
3/3/2014 7:19:15 AM(Jase) I'm def trying not to. We've been pretty open about it and she's super understanding. 
3/3/2014 7:18:08 AM(Tammy) So do you.  Be patient with yourself but get yo ASS to the doctor.  
3/3/2014 7:19:33 AM(Jase) Ok. I will call today. You rock so much
3/3/2014 7:19:43 AM(Tammy) Get over it dood.  
3/3/2014 7:19:51 AM(Jase) :-)
3/3/2014 7:20:16 AM(Tammy) It will be fine.  And if you take something?  Who cares?  That's fun too 
3/3/2014 7:20:39 AM(Jase) I agree. I don't care if I take something or not
3/3/2014 7:20:16 AM(Tammy) Your penis will thank you
3/3/2014 7:21:07 AM(Jase) It's got some 'splainin to do!
3/3/2014 7:20:16 AM(Tammy) It just wants some me time.  
3/3/2014 7:20:16 AM(Tammy) ��
3/3/2014 7:21:48 AM(Jase) :-)
3/3/2014 7:21:52 AM(Jase) You doin ok?
3/3/2014 7:22:16 AM(Tammy) Oh yeah.  Fucking awesome #sarcasm
3/3/2014 7:23:00 AM(Jase) Ha. Work mayhem?
3/3/2014 7:22:24 AM(Tammy) Still laughing over my boner comment
3/3/2014 7:22:24 AM(Tammy) You must have wanted to slap me!
3/3/2014 7:23:38 AM(Jase) Not at all my friend
3/3/2014 7:22:24 AM(Tammy) You are abetter person than I am.  
3/3/2014 7:24:29 AM(Jase) It's because I have a superpower guitar string bracelet
3/3/2014 7:24:32 AM(Tammy) Rigghhhttttt
3/3/2014 7:24:32 AM(Tammy) 
3/3/2014 7:24:32 AM(Tammy) Studio
3/3/2014 7:25:46 AM(Jase) That's some serious construction. Million dollars baby
3/3/2014 7:24:32 AM(Tammy) Shitting myself. 
3/3/2014 7:26:02 AM(Jase) God I bet
3/3/2014 7:26:43 AM(Jase) Did your dood get the little pill?
3/3/2014 7:26:40 AM(Tammy) 
3/3/2014 7:26:40 AM(Tammy) It's happened with  three boys.  
3/3/2014 7:27:13 AM(Jase) Love the ceilings
3/3/2014 7:27:22 AM(Jase) Did the pill help?
3/3/2014 7:26:40 AM(Tammy) And I think it's a getting older thing.  
3/3/2014 7:26:40 AM(Tammy) Well.  It can.  Unless you take blood pressure meds.  
3/3/2014 7:26:40 AM(Tammy) Apparently.  Lol
3/3/2014 7:28:38 AM(Jase) I do. But apparently not the ones that are a problem. Not sure though
3/3/2014 7:28:48 AM(Tammy) Then itsDEFINITELY a doctor thing
3/3/2014 7:28:48 AM(Tammy) That's probably all it is
3/3/2014 7:29:34 AM(Jase) Well I will call. 
3/3/2014 7:29:45 AM(Jase) When do you move into the new studio?
3/3/2014 7:28:48 AM(Tammy) March 19
3/3/2014 7:30:39 AM(Jase) Wow. Soon!
3/3/2014 7:31:11 AM(Tammy) Yeah.  Also I'm moving my apartment.  THE SAME DAY. 
3/3/2014 7:31:18 AM(Tammy) I DIE. 
3/3/2014 7:32:02 AM(Jase) Holy cripes. I think that violates the laws of physics
3/3/2014 7:32:23 AM(Tammy) haha yeah. 
3/3/2014 7:32:43 AM(Tammy) But I will walk to the studio
3/3/2014 7:33:04 AM(Jase) Nice
3/3/2014 9:06:38 AM(Jase) Called the doc. Had an appt today. It was hard but I got in there ;-)
3/3/2014 9:06:56 AM(Tammy) U went already??!!!!
3/3/2014 9:07:07 AM(Jase) 530pm
3/3/2014 9:07:13 AM(Tammy) Gotcha
3/3/2014 9:07:17 AM(Tammy) Yaaaayyyyyy
3/3/2014 9:07:41 AM(Jase) So thank you. What relief if it is just physical. I'm so happy otherwise
3/3/2014 9:07:59 AM(Tammy) So don't go in and self diagnose
3/3/2014 9:08:05 AM(Jase) T. Swales, Love Doctor
3/3/2014 9:08:11 AM(Tammy) And tell them your life story
3/3/2014 9:08:16 AM(Jase) Exactly
3/3/2014 9:08:32 AM(Jase) He's a good doc. I trust him
3/3/2014 9:08:46 AM(Tammy) Not this
3/3/2014 9:08:50 AM(Tammy) It actually feels like divorce PTSD
3/3/2014 9:09:05 AM(Jase) K
3/3/2014 9:09:43 AM(Tammy) Sleeping bad.  Apnea.  Yes.  
3/3/2014 9:09:52 AM(Tammy) Blood pressure.  Yes.  
3/3/2014 9:09:55 AM(Tammy) Lol
3/3/2014 9:09:57 AM(Jase) Yep
3/3/2014 9:10:03 AM(Jase) History of ed
3/3/2014 9:10:09 AM(Tammy) Yes.  
3/3/2014 9:10:20 AM(Tammy) Just call it "ed"
3/3/2014 9:10:52 AM(Tammy) As in Ed is driving me crazy.  He's sleeping on the job.  LMAO
3/3/2014 9:11:06 AM(Tammy) ED IS A DICK
3/3/2014 9:11:10 AM(Jase) Haha!!!
3/3/2014 9:11:12 AM(Tammy) laughing
3/3/2014 9:11:18 AM(Jase) You are good
3/3/2014 9:11:12 AM(Tammy) He needs a stimulant
3/3/2014 9:12:08 AM(Jase) He needs a slap in the head
3/3/2014 9:12:25 AM(Tammy) One eyed motherfucker won't listen
3/3/2014 9:12:28 AM(Jase) He always says he's going to come but never shows
3/3/2014 9:13:03 AM(Tammy) He talks a good game but won't put money where his mouth is
3/3/2014 9:13:16 AM(Tammy) Oh god.  I could do this all day
3/3/2014 9:13:28 AM(Jase) You rock
3/3/2014 4:56:00 PM(Jase) What a strange day. Ever since I made that call my libido has been like a fucking freight train. I think my friend ed realized he gonna be in trouble and decided to straighten up and fly right
3/3/2014 4:56:10 PM(Jase) I am still going of course